Entertainment: From wedding host to superstar

After standing on the stage, Guo Degang first threw Xiao Yifan a defiant look, and then raised the microphone and said: "Today is a big day, I am entrusted by the bride and groom, and I am very honored to serve as their witness!"

At this sacred and solemn wedding ceremony, I feel extremely glorious and happy to be able to read the testimony for this couple! "

The guests in the audience applauded in a timely manner.

Guo Degang continued: "At this moment, I solemnly announce that the groom Yue Yunpeng and the bride Zheng Min will become a loving couple!

From now on, no matter poverty, disease, life or death, you must unswervingly love each other, and always be close to each other in the journey of life, grow old together, and be happy and happy! "

Yue Yunpeng and Zheng Min nodded at the same time, "Remember Master's teachings!" "

The marriage process is solemn and sacred, and even Guo Degang cannot be unorthodox.

After the marriage ceremony, Guo Degang let go.

He squinted at Xiao Yifan and said, "Mr. Xiao, the marriage testimony is over, it's time to talk about the two of us!" "

Xiao Yifan took a step back, covered his chest with his hands, and said in horror: "What can we do?" Don't be ridiculous, I'm a serious boy! "

Guo Degang smiled and said, "Your kid's mind is also very dangerous, where do you want to go!" I heard that you are going to smash my field and discuss the sword with me Huashan? "

Xiao Yifan said abruptly: "It turns out that you are talking about this, I thought you wanted to repay the money you borrowed from me last time you went to the hair washing room!" "

As soon as the words came out.

The audience immediately burst into laughter.

"Haha, laugh me to death. Teacher Guo actually owed the emcee brother money for the hair washing room. "

"Not to mention, this emcee brother really has two brushes." This is just Huashan talking about the sword, and it is not at all lost to Teacher Guo. "

"Just kidding, even the character of the talk show king Li Dan is willing to bow down, will it be bronze?"

"Teacher Guo, this kid is really rampant! Scare him! Scare him hard! "

......

There is already a boil below.

"Sister Yifei, did you see it? The emcee brother is so handsome! The sound is good again. Even the crosstalk joke is just open mouth, this is simply the dream lover of all girls! "

Below the stage, Naza swayed Liu Yifei excitedly.

To be honest, there is no need for Naza to say, Liu Yifei is more excited than her.

At the wedding of the Deng Dynasty before, Liu Yifei was also at the scene.

At that time, Xiao Yifan's talent and appearance had deeply attracted her, but she didn't have the courage to step forward to ask for contact information, thinking that if she missed it, she missed it.

Unexpectedly, this emcee brother suddenly became popular!

Can and Guo Degang on the stage to slash the sword.

"Naza, be reserved."

Yang Mi on the side was not angry and patted Naza.

Nazaben was a bold character, and said with a smile: "Sister Honey, look at you blushing." Aren't you excited? "

Liu Yifei pinched her sexy long legs angrily: "There are many media people at the scene, if they are photographed." See how you end. "

Saying that, Liu Yifei Xiaoqiong's nose wrinkled upward.

"It's okay, it's okay. Everyone here is Xiao Yueyue's friends, everyone knows that who would be so bored to shoot me. Besides, the emcee brother is here.

He's the hot spot today. "

Naza waved his hand indifferently and smiled.

Several women had no choice but to shake their heads.

......

And Guo Degang on the stage froze, and then said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm so old, when have I ever been to the hair washing room?" "

"Nothing?"

Xiao Yifan scratched his head and said, "That little red in the hair washing room... You don't remember? "

Guo Degang glared and said, "What little red and little green, aren't they all your friends in the nightclub?" Don't rely on me, what we're talking about today is that you're going to smash my field, and other things are put aside first!" "

Xiao Yifan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, let's not say anything else, let's talk about the fact that I want to smash the field, this is absolutely nothing!"

I am an emcee, a wedding celebrant who sends blessings and joy to the couple, how can I smash someone else's venue? "

Guo Degang raised his eyebrows and said: "Yo, you are too modest, you are not an ordinary emcee, I heard that in addition to the emcee, you are now a singer, piano performer, magician and stand-up comedian!" "

Xiao Yifan said with a smile: "That's all my side business, my main business is still the emcee!" "

"Alas!"

Guo Degang sighed and said: "I'm going to criticize you for this, young people can't be so half-hearted, let me tell you a story, can you listen to it?" "

Xiao Yifan nodded and said, "I naturally want to listen carefully to the story told by Teacher Guo, please Teacher Guo!" "

Guo Degang showed a conspiratorial smile on his face and slowly began to speak.

"It is said that during the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a woman named Liang Hongyu, who was lonely and bitter since she was a child, and was sold to the Qinglou and became a laughing person,

Later, with her courage and talent, she married a Han Shizhong, and the two fought together against the gold thief and maintained the rivers and mountains of the Song Dynasty, have you heard this story? "

Guo Degang asked Xiao Yifan with a smile.

Xiao Yifan nodded and said, "Of course I have heard this story, Liang Hongyu is congratulous!" "

Guo Degang said with a smile: "It's good that you have heard it, this story has been circulating for many years, but there are many people who don't like to hear it, do you know why?" "

Xiao Yifan shook his head and said, "I don't know, please explain it to Teacher Guo!" "

Guo Degang raised his eyebrows and said, "It's very simple, because this story has three views that are not correct, and a job does not stick to the end, and it is abandoned halfway, how can this work?"

Like Brother Xiao, you don't do the work of emcee well, what kind of singing and magic, this is not doing business, what is the difference between you and Liang Hongyu, this woman? "

After such a big circle, Guo Degang finally threw the terrier out.

Xiao Yifan froze for two seconds before he smiled and said, "Mr. Guo, your bend is really long enough, and what you said is also very reasonable, but I dare not agree!"

The kind of sticking to a job to the end that you are talking about is a needle for ordinary people who have little ability.

For example, people like the Deyun Society, they will only talk crosstalk, will not do anything else, let them do magic, they can show their stuffing in minutes;

Let them write songs, and if they are suffocated, they will be able to write three lines, and they will all copy someone else's.

I'm different, I'm capable, I can do a good job of emcee, and I can get a full house; I can also change magic, and magic masters can't tune out thorns;

I can write a song in an hour, you said that if I don't do a few more jobs, who will enrich the entertainment life of our countrymen? "

Guo Degang sneered: "No matter how strong the ability is, if the direction is not right, it will not be possible!" When I was young, I had a friend, he was an engineer, and once he took a job to build a chimney of more than 70 meters. "

Xiao Yifan nodded and said, "It's big enough, it's a lot of earnings!" "

Guo Degang continued: "My friend led his subordinates, got up early and finished the work, but when the people came to accept it, they didn't pay him for work!" "

Xiao Yifan frowned, "What's the matter, the quality is not good?" "

Guo Degang sighed and said, "They began to take down the drawings, people let them repair a well, they built a chimney, it's strange that people can pay him."

The experience of my friend tells everyone a truth, the direction is not right, no matter how high the ability, no matter how much you do, it is all in vain!

Like Mr. Xiao, the so-called capable people work hard, have you achieved anything now? "

Xiao Yifan said with an innocent face: "It's done, now I'm particularly popular on the Internet, with tens of millions of Weibo fans, and the songs I wrote have sold tens of millions." "

Guo Degang almost didn't come up in one breath, and he suffocated on the spot.

He still didn't know enough about Xiao Yifan, and he wanted to ridicule Xiao Yifan, but he was given a general by Xiao Yifan.

In desperation, Guo Degang could only grit his teeth and say: "Anyway, young people must be down-to-earth, and they must do a good job when they choose a job!"

Look at me, Tie Xin has always said crosstalk, and now he has finally become the first person in the crosstalk industry!

Everyone in the circle knows my name Guo Degang, a crosstalk master, Wen Nengti Pen to calm the world, Wu Neng on the horse to determine Qiankun, go up to the pit to know the ladies, and go down the pit to know the shoes. "

Xiao Yifan said with a smile: "This is not a result of your persistence, you have survived your peers, and you will naturally become the first person!" "

As soon as these words came out, the whole scene suddenly laughed out of control.

Applause poured out.

"Absolutely! Simply amazing! The reason why Teacher Guo can be famous is that he has burned his peers to death! "

"Not really. I was depressed before. Why are there so few famous masters in the crosstalk world? The co-authors were all boiled to death by Teacher Guo! Ha ha! "

"The mouth of the emcee brother reminds me of the Sima family of the Three Kingdoms. Stunned, all the heroes of the Three Kingdoms were boiled to death! It turns out that boiling is also an ability! "

......

There was a lot of discussion on the spot.

Guo Degang's little temper was instantly lit.

He pointed to Xiao Yifan's nose and said, "How do you speak, did I get to the top by staying up to death?" I've relied on my self-discipline for decades.

Relying on my constantly innovative content, I became a crosstalk master, what do half-hearted, full-grown little fart children like you understand? "

Xiao Yifan continued to smile and said, "I didn't say that you can't do it, I just said that there is a factor that kills your peers, how can you be angry with my junior with such a big wrist." "

Guo Degang took a deep breath, forcibly calmed his emotions and said: "How can I be angry with a junior like you, I just correct your mistakes!"

Of course, there are other factors to anyone's success, but the most important thing is persistence! "

Xiao Yifan nodded and said, "You're right, you see those hooligans, they were caught inside by insisting on playing hooligans for decades, which is also good!" "

"I..."

Guo De was instantly stopped by Xiao Yifan's words, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Next to him, Yue Yunpeng saw that the master was already defeated and was about to lose, so he quickly went to the stage to fight the round.

He said with a smile: "Two of you, today is my wedding, but it's not a crosstalk session for the two of you, you two just say two words, and then you have to let me marry my daughter-in-law!" “

As soon as Guo De saw that this precious apprentice was so intimate and helped him play round, he quickly followed and said, "Yue Yunpeng is right,

Today's big wedding day, Brother Xiao, you are the master of ceremonies of his wedding, do the work of the emcee first, I won't mess up! "

After that, Guo Degang hurriedly walked off the stage to avoid letting himself lose a bigger person.

Xiao Yifan was immediately happy.

Being able to talk about Guo Degang on the spot, he can be regarded as not coming in vain.

Next, the wedding continues.

Xiao Yifan also let go of his state, ridiculing Yue Yunpeng on the stage, making the guests laugh.

......

On the other side, after Guo De just stepped down, he didn't return to his seat, but directly turned back to the backstage and sulked alone in the lounge.

Losing to a junior, he was really a little unwilling in his heart.

At this time, Yu Qian pushed the door and walked in.

He looked at Guo Degang and didn't speak, just laughing.

Guo Degang was laughed at.

He said angrily: "What are you laughing at, you were laughed at?" “

Yu Qian said with a smile: "No, I just think that your crosstalk master was bullied by a junior, and still being bullied in his own professional field, it's really a little funny, hahahaha!" "

"Boom!"

Guo Degang slapped the table and said, "What are you talking nonsense? How could I be bullied by a junior, I was thinking that he would continue to officiate at the wedding,

I can't be too humiliated on stage, so I suppress my own skills, otherwise, I would have said that he would not be able to get off the stage. "

Yu Qian smiled badly, "Are you sure?" Just now on the stage, your blushing and thick neck look doesn't look like a mercy of your subordinates!

If Yue Yunpeng hadn't given a round, it is estimated that the person who can't get off the stage should be you, right? "

Guo De was just stunned by Xiao Yifan, he was already very depressed, and now he was ridiculed by Yu Qian, and his heart was even more depressed.

He looked at Yu Qian with a resentful expression and said, "Brother Qian'er, you are a bit excessive, right?" How old are our partners, how can you help outsiders speak?

If others don't understand me, don't you still know me? When did I verbally admit defeat? "

Yu Qian raised his eyebrows, "That's a lot of times, when you were young..."

"Stop!"

Guo Degang made a pause gesture and said: "Stop, you don't need to go on, when you are young, you are young, who has not yet grown up, Brother Qian'er, don't stay here, hurry up and go to the front to participate in the ceremony!" "

Yu Qian sat down next to Guo Degang, spread out his fan and said, "If you leave, what if you can't open it alone?" I'm not assured! “

Guo Degang said helplessly: "I'm in my forties, what can't I think about?" Besides, I just lost that kid.

Give me a few more seconds to think about it, I can come up with more ruthless words, stun that kid to death, and let him see how powerful my crosstalk gangster is! "

[The content of the previous chapter is now available because of the appearance of real names.] It's very exciting, let's take a look at the content of the previous chapter first. Otherwise, I don't know the relationship in the middle. 】