Entertainment: God-level director

"puff……"

Teacher He, who was holding the phone, almost choked on his own saliva:"What, you want roasted whole lamb?"

Not only did Teacher He squirt, but everyone present, including Tong Liya, the director, and the cameraman, also had their eyes widened.

This guy is really good at playing!

They mourned for three seconds in their hearts.

"Yes, roasted whole lamb, I like to eat roasted whole lamb the most!

Lin Ran smiled like a devil.

Teacher He quickly shook his head:"Sorry, we don't have roasted whole lamb here.""

"Teacher He, please don’t fool me. I have watched this show. There are sheep in your mushroom house.

Lin Ran said confidently.

"What~~~"

Outside the mushroom house, the old man in the sheepfold shuddered.

"Laodian is our friend. He is so cute and well-behaved. How can we eat him? You'd better change it to another one"

"Then let’s have king crab, it’s always available!"

Lin Ran retreated and settled for the next best thing.

"puff……"

Teacher He sprayed again,"There are no king crabs either.""

"Is this how you treat guests?

Lin Ran expressed dissatisfaction,"There are no king crabs, so let's have a Buddha jump over the wall!""

"There is no such thing as Buddha jumping over the wall!"

This time it was Huang Lei who spoke:"For your noble guest, we, the Mushroom House Temple, cannot afford to receive you. Goodbye!"

Bang!

Huang Lei hung up the phone immediately, and then laughed evilly:"Baby, I can't cure you yet!"

"Who is this person? When he opens his mouth, he wants to be fooled again, and he is the king crab Buddha jumping over the wall again.

Dahua said in confusion.

Teacher He frowned and thought for a moment, then shook his head and said,"I didn't hear it. What about you, Teacher Huang?""

"I didn't hear it either."

Huang Lei shook his head deliberately. In fact, he already knew it was Lin Ran, but for the sake of the show's effect, he definitely couldn't say it.

"Huh, no matter who he is, he actually wants to eat his old age. Let’s see if I don’t kill him when tomorrow comes!"

Teacher He hummed.

……

Dudu~~~

There was a beeping sound coming from the microphone.

Tong Liya, the assistant director, and the cameraman looked at each other, and then they couldn't help laughing, almost crying.

This is the first guest who has been hung up on and refused to order food since the launch of"Longing for Life".

Lin Ran was speechless and called again. After the call was connected, he said,"You have someone here?"……"

"No!"

When Dahua answered the call this time, he refused without waiting for Lin Ran to tell him the name of the dish.

"There's always porridge and pickles, right?"

"This is all there is, okay, that’s it, see you tomorrow, bye."

As if Lin Ran was afraid that he would regret it, he quickly hung up after agreeing.

"Well done Dahua!"

Huang Lei rarely praised Liu Xianhua for once.

……

Early the next morning, Lin Ran and Tong Liya took the show crew's car to the Mushroom House.

After more than two hours of driving, we finally arrived at Mushroom House. At the entrance of the village, Lin Ran and Tong Liya got off the car.

For the last part of the journey, the celebrity needs to carry his luggage to the mushroom house.

There were cameramen in front of and behind them taking pictures.

"This place is so beautiful!"

Tong Liya looked at the scenery around her. At a glance, she saw a green color, which was a sight that could not be seen in big cities. She couldn't help but admire it.

"Yes, it's beautiful."

Lin Ran nodded.

"When I get tired of city life, I will find a place with such beautiful scenery to live. It will definitely be very pleasant."

Tong Liya showed a longing look.

"Haha, it's okay to stay here for a short time every time, but if you stay for a long time, you will definitely not get used to it.

Lin Ran shook his head:"My hometown is in a rural area, and the environment is very good, but people there all yearn to leave the countryside and live in big cities."

This is actually like a siege. People inside want to get out, and people outside want to get in."

The two of them chatted all the way, but before long, Tong Liya was out of breath, and there was a trace of sweat on her forehead.

"Let me pull it for you.

Lin Ran immediately said in a gentlemanly manner.

"Well, thank you."

Tong Liya didn't refuse.

Of course, she couldn't behave as she should when recording a program, otherwise she would be hacked again, so she specially thanked her.

After walking for more than a minute, Lin Ran suddenly stopped and looked towards An old woman sitting at the door knitting clothes

"What's wrong?"

Tong Liya asked in surprise.

Lin Ran smiled evilly and did not answer. Instead, he put down his suitcase and walked towards the old lady.

"Grandma, can you do me a favor?" Lin Ran requested.

"What are you busy with?"

The old lady put on her reading glasses and looked up at Lin Ran.

"Grandma, please make a phone call for me, and I’ll tell you what to say, okay?"

"OK."The old lady was very happy and agreed immediately.

"Thank you grandma. Lin

Ran quickly thanked him.

Then he looked at the assistant director with a smile:"Please give me the phone number of Mushroom House.""

"Teacher Lin, you are too……"

The assistant director was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly realized it and couldn't help but laugh and cry.

However, in her heart, she praised Lin Ran wildly. Lin Ran was really good at playing. He was entertained by Lin Ran just by ordering food. The response after this episode is broadcast will definitely be very good.

Naturally, she would not refuse Lin Ran's request.

After Tong Liya understood Lin Ran's purpose, she became very interested:"If this old lady takes action, even if Teacher He and the others want to break their heads, they will definitely not be able to guess who made the call!"

Next, Lin Ran used her own The cell phone dialed Mushroom House’s number. Mushroom House had a landline and was not worried about leaking the information.

Soon, the call was connected

"Hello."

Since the phone was on speakerphone, Lin Ran immediately recognized that it was Liu Xianhua who answered the call.

"Am I here, a guest here?"

The old lady said it according to Lin Ran's teachings, but she was older and could not speak smoothly.

"Are you a guest here?"

"Hey, I want to order some food."The old lady said in a unique local accent

"What would you like to order?"

"Egg...dry noodles."The old lady repeated Lin Ran's words

"Egg noodles?"

"Eh. Eat for ten people"

"How many people are needed?"Because the old lady had an accent, Liu Xianhua didn't hear her clearly.

"ten people"

"A lot of people, right?"Liu Xianhua continued to be confused.

Pfft...

Hearing Liu Xianhua's words, Lin Ran, Tong Liya, the assistant director and the photographer all laughed. They were afraid of exposing themselves, so they suppressed the fact that they had no background, but everyone's shoulders All shaking

"One, two, three, four, ten people."The old lady repeated with gestures

"1,2,3,4, 10 people? Oh, you mean there are 10 people, right?"This time, Liu Xianhua heard clearly

"Yes, ten people"

"Got it, goodbye."

Completed the task and hung up the phone.

Hahaha...

In an instant, Lin Ran and Tong Liya finally didn't have to hold back their smiles and burst into laughter.

The old lady herself also laughed with joy.

The assistant director was even more excited and called the old lady to mislead Mushrooms. What I didn’t expect was that this old lady created so many laughs during the phone call.

She dared to guarantee that the show would be very effective after it was broadcast!

"Lin Ran, you are so mean. Grandma’s accent is so special, they will never guess it!"

Tong Liya patted Lin Ran gently, almost crying with laughter.

"Hum hum, I asked Teacher Huang to hang up on me yesterday."

Lin Ran smiled like a little fox who had succeeded in his conspiracy.

After laughing enough, Lin Ran gave the old lady a thumbs up:"Grandma, you are great!"

"I visited Beijing, was interviewed by TV stations, and was published in newspapers……"

The old lady suddenly talked about her past glory with pride

"awesome"

"Grandma, you are awesome. I think you are different from others."

Everyone suddenly understood and praised one after another.

Seeing so many people exaggerating, the old lady felt a little embarrassed. After a few people thanked them, they continued to the mushroom house.