Entertainment: I Asked You To Film A Romance Drama, And You Were So Angry That You Showed Up!
Chapter 1: Wise Men Never Fall In Love, Adults Wash Their Feet And Press M! (New Book Asking For Dat
"Let's Fall in Love" live broadcast.
"Zhang Yang, welcome to our show. What kind of love do you want to have on the show?"
"Falling in love? Who is a serious person to fall in love? Doesn't it feel good to be alone and free?"
The female director looked at the handsome guy in front of her in confusion. She didn't expect to get such an answer from Zhang Yang.
At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Haha, is this guy a new amateur guest? He's so handsome...!"
"Handsome boy, the world is sober. It feels good to be alone. It feels good all the time!"
"I agree with 10086. Isn't it fun to make money and spend it yourself? Why do you need to find another person to spend your own money?"
"But this is a romantic relationship. If he doesn't come to fall in love, why should he come to be a prostitute?"
"On the contrary, I think it's quite interesting. Let a guest who doesn't like falling in love come to participate in a love show. The show team is obviously doing something wrong!"
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The female director was stunned for a moment, then quickly put away her surprise and continued to smile.
"Then I'm curious. If you don't want to fall in love, then why did you come to participate in our show?"
Zhang Yang had a helpless expression on his face and spread his hands.
"My mother signed up for me, and she forced me to come. It belongs to the pain of those born in the 1990s. Those free and easy days are gone forever."
Zhang Yang is a member of the time-traveling army.
However, he did not just travel to this world, but came to this parallel world for several years.
At the same time, Zhang Yang discovered that he had no system. Strictly speaking, he had nothing but being handsome.
Fortunately, the original owner graduated from the Chinese Department of Tsinghua University and copied several novels and many popular songs based on the scattered memories of his previous life.
He firmly believes that as long as he works hard enough, his girlfriend will still be in high school!
As a result, Zhang Yang’s daily behavior made him an otaku in the eyes of his mother!
In order to fulfill her dream of having a grandchild as soon as possible, my mother secretly helped Zhang Yang sign up for the show "Let's Fall in Love".
This is a celebrity love live show!
The format of the program is very simple, that is, four pairs of men and women are invited to form "boyfriends and girlfriends" to live together for a month, and it is broadcast live.
At the same time, love observers are invited from time to time to comment on four couples.
What Zhang Yang just said aroused the same sentiments among single men and women in their 90s in the live broadcast room. They all lamented that this reason is too true!
"ah?!"
Zhang Yang's frank answer made the female director feel that it was reasonable but unexpected.
Those born in the 1990s are already part of the army of people who are heavily urged to get married!
"Then you must be very filial and listen to your mother."
"No, if you were obedient, I wouldn't be here now. Her mantra is that it's better to have barbecued pork than to have me."
"I remember one time when she was very angry, I wrote a song "Listen to Mom" to coax her and finally comforted her!"
….
At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room also became lively.
"It's a pity that this handsome guy is actually a mama's boy and a bit low-key."
"This handsome guy can also write songs, and the names of these songs are based on my mother's words!!"
"It's my mother the first time I speak, what a pity!"
"Gone, gone!"
"The program team chose a mama's boy this time, which is a bit disappointing!"
……………
After receiving feedback from the background data, the female director interrupted Zhang Yang, who was talking endlessly, and asked him to continue speaking. There was no one in the live broadcast room.
"Ahem, the car has arrived. We are going to take you to your first destination and complete the mission."
After the female director finished speaking, she handed Zhang Yang a task card and quickly started the Q process.
[First impression: Go to Jinghong Teahouse to meet your love partner for the first time. 】
Zhang Yang didn't know that he was labeled as a mama's boy. He took the task card and read out the content.
They come, the security,
You’re here, you have to have fun no matter what, just record a Vlog!
Zhang Yang slowly began to look forward to his one-month love partner.
I don’t know if it’s Yang Mi, Reba, or Liu Tianxian?
Zhang Yang probably thought about what author Gou would do.
Later, under the arrangement of the program team, Zhang Yang and the female director got into the nanny car and headed to Jinghong Tea House together.
In the nanny's car, the female director asked to prevent the atmosphere in the car from falling into silence.
"Zhang Yang, what is your ideal girlfriend like?"
"She knows how to wash and cook, she knows how to take care of her children, she knows how to dress up, she knows how to make money, she knows how to take care of the family, she makes money and spends it herself, and supplements the family income with me. Finally, she is left to rely on herself. She has a colorful dowry with few gifts, and she has a good figure after giving birth. She is both understanding and caring. She is reasonable, takes good care of her parents' health, is generous and generous, does not get angry when her parents-in-law quarrel with her, is beautiful but does not lose her fragrance, and is virtuous but does not lose her dignity."
Zhang Yang answered casually.
The female director was shocked by Zhang Yang's answer and froze on the spot.
paralysis!
I asked you to talk about your ideal type, but I didn’t ask you to talk about your fantasy girlfriend.
For a moment, there was an awkward atmosphere in the car.
"Haha, I was just joking. In fact, I have two standards for girlfriends, the first is female, and the second is lively."
Upon seeing this, Zhang Yang thought for a moment and answered seriously.
This time, the female director is really completely beaten!
Brother! Your gap is too big!
It's still live broadcasting right now, so don't come here to make a living, okay?
What an ideal type!
At this moment, the fans in the live broadcast room are extremely enthusiastic!
"Hahaha! It's so funny! I want a fantasy girlfriend too!"
"Who wouldn't love a girlfriend like this!"
"This little guy has such a handsome face in vain. When he opens his mouth, he feels thunder rolling from the sky!"
"Zhang Yang, can you stop talking and just stay quietly!"
……………
"Now the second question, have you ever been in love? If so, can you tell me how many times?"
The female director calmed down and continued to ask.
"No, I have never been in love in my life!"
Zhang Yang answered without thinking.
After all, I suffered from love in my previous life before I came to this world. I don’t want to make the same mistakes again in this life.
"What? Just now, your partner's standard is not a woman, just a living person. Why can't you find a suitable one?"
The female director continued to ask.
"I can't bear the pain of love. Women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!"
Hearing Zhang Yang's answer, the female director's heart felt like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past.
Why doesn't this big brother act according to common sense?
What the hell are these answers!
"Last question, is there anything you want to say to the audience?"
The female director jumped directly to the last question. If she continued to ask questions, she felt that she would not be able to control herself.
"Well, just a word of advice."
"A wise man never falls in love. Adults should wash their feet and massage them!"
Zhang Yang thought for a moment, looked at the camera seriously and said.
At this time, the female director only felt like thunder was rolling from the sky!
What the hell is this?
Hurry! Destroy it!
At this time, the live broadcast room was even more noisy!
"Haha, I was laughing so hard! This sentence is perfect!"
"I just want to know which package the massage is for, 198, 398 or 698!"
"It's a pity that this handsome face has such a mouth!"
"Is Zhang Yang really here to fall in love? Why do you feel like he's here to make a living?"
"A perfect straight man of steel, he is straight in the middle and straight in the outside!"
"I don't know which female guest will be unlucky enough to have to stay with him for a month!"
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At the same time, the nanny car also arrived at its destination, Jinghong Tea House.
Zhang Yang pushed open the door and entered.
Jinghong Teahouse is a small, quaint teahouse, and the entire place was taken down by the program crew.
There is only a white shadow waiting inside!
Even Zhang Yang couldn't help but feel a little nervous. This was his first date in the world!
It’s inevitable to wonder what the other person looks like?
Bai Mengyan! White dew!
The delicate and soft facial features and fresh appearance make Zhang Yang's eyes shine.
What a beautiful lady!
But it’s not Yang Mi, Reba and Liu Tianxian. This time traveler has three standard girls!
This is somewhat unscientific!
But Zhang Yang is also very satisfied. Bai Lu is also a very eye-catching beauty when she is not smiling.
There were only two people left in the whole teahouse. Bai Lu easily recognized Zhang Yang as her lover partner, and her eyes lit up involuntarily.
One word handsome!
He is much more handsome than the male idols she has worked with!
The moment the two people's eyes met in the air, a pleasant voice sounded in Zhang Yang's mind.
"Ding!"
Zhang Yang reacted immediately!
Horse egg! The system is finally here!
Isn’t this a little late?
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