Entertainment: I Jumped Repeatedly On The Edge Of Blocking

The first few minutes of the movie Crazy Stone are the most informative.

Several main characters all appear, and there are no related appearances.

At the beginning of the film, Bao Shihong, a middle-aged man played by Guo Tao, is being treated in the urology department of the hospital, apparently a man who is experiencing a mid-life crisis.

As soon as the camera turned to the cable car over the city of Chongqing, a playboy named Xie Xiaomeng was flirting with his sister in the cable car, but the girl stepped on it and dropped a bottle of Coke.

Audiences and film critics in the movie theater were dumbfounded...what the hell? !

It was not until a small accident happened that these characters blended together for the first time, which gave people a feeling of sudden realization!

But when the audience laughed for the first time, some film critics suddenly discovered that the original scenes that seemed to be scattered and not next to each other had clearly drawn the main characters and causal relationships in the film.

They instantly turned their attention to Bai Yanwen in the front row, although only the back of their head was left for them.

"This technique...too advanced!"

"This is a multi-line narrative?!"

"This guy has played with montage!"

"It's just... new director? What about bluffing? But... Who in the circle has the ability but is such a shooter?"

"......"

The main line of the movie "Crazy Stone" revolves around a very valuable emerald.

The security department headed by Bao Shihong, the trio of thieves from Brother Dao and the international thief Mike from Hong Kong are all eyeing this piece of jade... Among them is Xie Xiaomeng, a girl who wants to sleep. ......

Some film critics think that the role of Xie Xiaomeng is not a mockery made by Bai Yanwen... To answer in a movie way, the code is advanced enough!

The entire film can be summed up in one sentence:

The rhythm is compact, the baggage is full, and there is no urine point throughout.

"I'm a brand, Baleno!"

"I'm very busy and my career is on the rise...how can I go away?"

"You insulted my personality first, and now you are insulting my IQ!"

"........"

While ordinary audiences are laughing and laughing, film professionals can also see details and ambitions...and explore human nature.

Everyone in the film is crazy about the jadeite, but in the end, this thing is in the hands of the person who is most outside the jadeite case in the whole film.

..........

When Huang Bo was biting his bread and being chased by the owner on a scooter, Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker" sounded.

The movie is over.

I don't know when, Da Mimi was already clutching Bai Yanwen's arm tightly... as if she didn't dare to look back.

No, girl, it's time to cut your nails.

Bai Yanwen took the opportunity to touch someone's hand, as if to reassure her.

Then he directly took her hand and took the creators to the stage to bow and thank them.

After bowing for a few seconds, there was no response in the theater.

Until.... applause.

Many people applauding, although they are not sure if this movie was made by Bai Yanwen... But let's applaud first.

Anyway, it has to be shot by someone~

They applauded the movie, not Bai Yanwen.

But after the applause... Many people turned their attention to the elbow in a corner.

The movie thing is over, but it's not quite over yet.

One big show followed by another big show, and this premiere is so worth it!

........

Fang Elbow didn't panic at all, and stood up slowly, as if he wanted to confront Bai Yanwen.

He actually doesn't know much about movies, but from the reactions of other professionals, it can be seen that this movie must have something in it besides being funny.

so what?

He's not here to prove it's a bad movie.

Just the idea.

The better the film is made, the more certain he is that Bai Yanwen is a big parallel!

"Okay, now it's time to see what I like... it's time to prove that I'm Bai Yanwen himself." Bai Yanwen took the microphone, and without trying to catch everyone's appetite, he went straight to the topic.

But the way he spoke made many people's eyes light up.

Confident enough~

Prove that he is himself?

I don't mean to admit it at all...Is death just in the end?

Fang Elbow looked at Bai Yanwen disdainfully, "Do you still need to quibble? You don't need me to repeat your life experience? Where did you learn to compose lyrics and make movies?"

Bai Yanwen patted his head, "Read a book~"

"joke!"

"You can't do it because you are stupid, and your IQ limits your knowledge."

scold, scold, scold!

However, compared to when they were spraying each other across the Internet, the two of them used their words.... a lot more civilized.

After all, it's not good to scold the street in front of so many people.

"Okay, come on, hit me in the face! Prove it."

"Hey...it's this bullshit theory again, forget it..." Bai Yanwen shook his head, looking at Fang Zhuo's eyes... as if he was looking at a death, "I have to court death. , OK, satisfy you, I will prove it to you!"

"How do you want to prove it?" Fang Zhouzi pressed hard step by step, if Bai Yanwen would not be ruined, he would have come in vain!

"Come one by one..." Bai Yanwen thought for a moment.

"In terms of movies, it's a coincidence that I wrote two more scripts, a short film. Here, I invite you and some media friends to watch how I made the film. How about it?"

"it is good!"

This sound was not from Fang Zhuzi, but from the media.

Obviously, the elbow has no right to refuse at all.

Because Bai Yanwen directly chose the simplest and crudest way of proof.

You said I didn't make the movie?

Then I will make another film and invite you to watch the whole thing.

If there is still an opinion, then others will think that Fang Zhouzi is a sabi.

"What about writing songs? You don't want me to write questions on the spot, do you?" Fang Zhuzi felt something was wrong, but he was already stuck here, and there was no way to go back.

Bai Yanwen opened his hands, his face full of teasing and sarcasm, "Why not?"

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