Entertainment: I Just Want To Get Rid Of My Aunt’s Curse

Celebrities do make money.

Sometimes I shoot a movie, or even a week's worth of scenes.

Or an announcement, an event, an endorsement.

Earn much more money than most ordinary people earn in a lifetime.

But celebrities also have troubles.

That means you can't show your face at will.

Lu Yan is quite free and easy.

He goes out on his own without any pretense.

Whether you are going to shopping malls, supermarkets, streets, or nightclubs.

It’s always been “blatant”.

But the person accompanying him at this moment was Aunt Tiantian.

If you don't pretend anymore.

The scandal between the two spread all over the Internet on the same day.

Lu Yan did it as a last resort.

They wore caps and masks and hid themselves tightly.

I originally wanted to wear sunglasses.

But wearing sunglasses in shopping malls and supermarkets means you don't have 300 taels of silver here, and you feel a bit awkward.

Just gave up.

The reason why Da Tiantian insisted on shopping with Lu Yan was.

It’s not that she’s clingy to Lu Yan.

They just met.

Da Tiantian had a very good impression of him.

But not to the extent that I like Lu Yan and stick to him.

I just wanted to help him.

But while shopping around, Da Tiantian directly put herself into the role of girlfriend.

In her fantasy, they were a couple in love.

The two went to shopping malls and supermarkets together sweetly.

If you like this one, buy this one, and whichever one you like, buy which one.

This feeling is too high.

Although Da Tiantian slowly regained her composure.

But the only remaining hormones in the body are urging.

Still, she gritted her teeth and took the initiative to get close to Lu Yan.

"I want to eat this cheese stick, can you buy it for me?"

The voice was very sweet and gentle, like a little girl immersed in love, acting coquettishly towards her boyfriend.

Lu Yan said ruthlessly: "Auntie, the calories in cheese sticks are too high. If you eat them, you will gain weight."

"I think you're reluctant to buy it for me." Da Tiantian hummed.

Lu Yan burst into laughter.

"How much does a cheese stick cost? As long as I want to buy it, I can buy this cheese stick brand."

"If you are not afraid of gaining weight, then I will buy it for you."

Da Tiantian pursed her lips happily: "You pay.

Lu Yan: "Of course I'll pay for it. Do I still need to give you AA for this little money? You underestimate my strength too much."

Da Tiantianjiao smiled and said: "So powerful? Give me 500,000 to see your strength."

Lu Yan pointed at his head: "Do you think I look like a wronged person? No matter how rich I am, I can't just give you 500,000!"

"500,000 per time? It seems too expensive."

Da Tiantian stepped on him hard.

"Bah! Don't say 500,000, I'll sell it for 5 million at a time.

Based on Da Tiantian's situation, the price must be more than 500,000.

But this is mainly due to her star aura and her huge resources and wealth.

These are the reasons why it is expensive.

If Da Tiantian is just an ordinary person.

That 5,000 is enough.

"Okay, don't discuss this issue anymore, it's annoying! Why do I bother you so much?"

"Mimi also said she wanted to match us up. I don't want to be your girlfriend, let alone one of your girlfriends."

"I want to eat hand-pulled bread and this duck neck"

Originally, Lu Yan only planned to buy some ingredients and go home quickly.

To avoid being photographed by paparazzi and passers-by.

This is also for Da Tiantian's consideration.

Unexpectedly, this woman started to pick and choose.

Picked out a bunch of snacks and drinks.

I can’t even deal with Lu Yan.

"Auntie, after eating so many snacks, you will have to gain a few pounds.

Da Tiantian chuckled and said, "I didn't say I ate them all! I just enjoyed the process of shopping."

"Because this is the second time that I have accompanied a man to shopping malls and supermarkets alone. The first time was my dad.

Lu Yan cupped his fists and said, "Then I'm lucky to take away your second one."

Da Tiantian stepped on him again.

"Don't talk nonsense, I've never had a boyfriend, what's the second time? Insulting my innocence.

"I'm still a yellow flower girl!"

Lu Yan got goosebumps all over after hearing this.

"No wonder you look bad. According to traditional Chinese medicine, if a woman does not get moisture for a long time, her body will become imbalanced."

"It can also cause internal heat, which can lead to blocked meridians and irregular qi and blood. As a result, various diseases can easily occur.

"Your face is sallow and your tongue coating is so thick, it's because of that."

"Auntie, please get out of singles as soon as possible and find a boyfriend to take care of your health."

Big sweet eyes rolled to the sky.

"What does it have to do with you? I'm not looking for you anyway. Not only do you have an owner, you also have many owners."

"It's been pulled out so many times and the roots are dead. I'm not interested!"

Lu Yan vomited blood and said: "What do you mean the roots are dead? Why are the words so ugly?"

Da Tiantian argued: "Isn't it? After pulling it out so many times, does the root still have vitality?"

Lu Yan nodded heavily: "Yes, and he is very tenacious.

Da Tiantian stuck out her pink tongue.

"I don't believe it! It's none of my business anymore."

Lu Yan: "Then don't accompany me to shopping malls or supermarkets or just buy things."

"I originally planned to get all the ingredients in half an hour. It's been 45 minutes now, and I haven't bought anything serious yet. There's a truck full of snacks."

Da Tiantian: "I insist on buying it, and I want you to pay for it, you stingy guy."

Lu Yan broke down and said: "Stingy? Ask the aunts, who says I am stingy? You can't even imagine the money I make for them."

Da Tiantian frowned.

"Make money? How do you make money?"

Lu Yan raised her index finger: "Shh! Keep it secret! Are you my girlfriend? Do I have an obligation to tell you?"

"I only tell my own people about this kind of good thing."

Da Tiantian said coldly: "Tch, I don't care about it, and I'm not short of money."

"I am super white, rich and beautiful, and my dad is already rich."

Lu Yan: "Really? Then I am also very rich. I am equal to your father, haha!"

"Fuck you! Get ready to buy ingredients. I want to taste your craftsmanship tonight."

"If it doesn't meet my expected standards, I will..."

Lu Yan stared at her.

"How about? Kill me?"

"That's not true. Anyway, if it's not as delicious as I imagined, I will despise you."

Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

"You just despise me? That's okay. You despise me, but I won't lose a piece of meat, so I don't care."

Tiantian was so angry that all the flesh in his body was trembling.

There are waves surging in front of me.

"Why do you hate having to argue with me so much?"

"You know that my personality is gentle and I don't like to argue with others, so don't force me.

Lu Yan reasoned: "People are forced out."

Da Tiantian:???

Why does this sound weird?

The two spent a long time shopping in the mall and walked around the supermarket several times.

Two and a half hours passed in the blink of an eye.

Some couples in love have sexual intercourse.

Because there are only couples in love, you won't get tired of shopping for a long time.

On the way back, it was the evening rush hour.

The evening rush hour in the Imperial Capital is extremely congested.

It's raining lightly now.

The number of cars on the road has doubled.

The two's car was stuck in the middle of the road and it took more than half an hour to advance 200 meters.

0......Please give me flowers......

Originally, Da Tiantian was quite calm.

But she gradually couldn't sit still.

Her butt twisted wildly on the seat again.

Lu Yan couldn't help but complain.

"Auntie, do you have any special fetishes? Or are you talking about spanking in this city?"

Da Tiantian looked embarrassed.

"I...I want to go to the toilet."

There are a few things that are most embarrassing when people are stuck in traffic jams.

One is that the car is out of gas.

I was in a hurry to get gas, but ended up being stuck in the middle of the road for an hour or two.

Some unlucky people simply run out of gas and the car can no longer drive.

The second, of course, is urgency to urinate or diarrhea.

Traffic jams like this can be fatal!

Lu Yan saw Da Tiantian holding her stomach and expressed concern.

"Auntie, does your stomach hurt? Are you relieved?"

Da Tiantian almost burst into blood on the spot.

"Although you are telling the truth, you can't be so simple and crude? Be more civilized.

"Mimi said you are very cultured, talented and qualified."

“Is this how quality people talk?”

Lu Yan said seriously: "Okay, let's ask another question."

"Auntie, does your stomach feel uncomfortable and you want to urinate?"

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Da Tiantian quickly shouted stop.

"I don't want to listen to you anymore. I already have a stomachache, and when you open your mouth, it will only make me more and more uncomfortable.

Lu Yan inserted the knife: "I just navigated the nearest toilet, which is only 400 meters away.

"According to the traffic jam, we should be able to get there in less than an hour."

Less than an hour?

Hearing this length of time, Da Tiantian almost cried.

I just met Lu Yan today and I have a good impression of him.

As a result, she made such a fool of herself in front of him?

That's it.

What if she really couldn't hold it back...

Then in front of Lu Yan, she would be completely stunned.

Which man would like a woman who poops her pants in front of him?

"Stop talking to me, my wife is quiet."

Da Tiantian closed her eyes, thinking about nothing and not looking at anything.

Just a joke.

Lu Yan once encountered this embarrassing situation.

Everyone should have had such embarrassing moments.

Lu Yan can understand.

He started to stop and pull over to the side of the car.

When arriving at the intersection ahead, the direct-trailer truck drove into the parking space on the non-motorized lane and stopped?

Then he opened the car door and looked at Da Tiantian.

"Auntie, the toilet is more than 200 meters away. Can I carry you there?"

If you are driving on an empty street.

The distance of 200 meters takes less than half a minute.

But now it is the evening rush hour and all the streets are blocked.

200 meters is both short and long.

It's really not as fast as walking.

Da Tiantian disguised herself and lay on his shoulder.

Lu Yan walked quickly and found the toilet in two minutes.

Da Tiantian turned over and got off the "horse".

He used the speed of a 50-meter sprint and went straight to the toilet.

five minutes later.

She walked out with a relaxed look on her face and stared at Lu Yan gratefully.

"Thank you! If you hadn't carried me, I might have been embarrassed."

Lu Yan smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, you are a beauty. I can forgive any behavior of the beauty, except for harming me or cuckolding me."

Da Tiantian bit her lip, with a mixture of gratitude and embarrassment on her face.

"Anyway, you do have many advantages, but your bad mouth is so annoying.

"Stop talking, go home quickly and cook for me. I'm hungry."

Lu Yan laughed and said: "Nonsense! You have pooped so much, how can you not be hungry?"

Da Tiantian:……

"Believe it or not, I will chop you to death?"