Entertainment: I Just Want To Get Rid Of My Aunt’s Curse

Yu Feihong sat on the beach and looked at the sea with a smile.

The expression is very leisurely.

She kept picking up shells one after another and throwing them into the distance.

Feeling great!

"The sea is so healing. Every time I come to the beach, I feel so happy."

[Ding! System task released: Host please make Aunt Yu Feihong cry]

System tasks always come at the wrong time.

Lu Yan looked embarrassed.

"This makes me cry...is it serious?"

[It doesn’t matter whether it’s serious or not, as long as Aunt Yu Feihong cries, the host will complete the task and can receive the lucky draw opportunity-]

Lu Yan took a deep breath and thought.

"Auntie, you are already old, haven't you considered getting married?"

Yu Fei gave him a red look.

"How old? That means I'm so old. A woman in her 40s is like a flower, but I'm not even 40 yet, which is the age when I'm pretty and charming.

"I really have no intention of getting married. In my understanding, when two people get married, they just like each other at that stage."

"Once you step into the grave of marriage, you still have to divorce.

this age.

The divorce rate is frighteningly high.

Almost close to 50%.

This means that one out of every two couples gets divorced.

The divorce rate among celebrities in the entertainment industry is even more astonishingly high.

No one has counted this.

But Lu Yan estimates that it must be about 80%!

Celebrity couples are either divorcing or on the road to divorce.

In previous lives.

Many popular first- and second-tier actresses, such as Damimi and Yang Tianbao, have all been divorced.

There are many female celebrities who live relatively transparent lives.

I won't get married at all, let alone have children.

Yu Feihong is obviously a typical example.

Of course, this doesn't mean they don't need men.

Because if you don’t get married or have children, it doesn’t conflict with whether you have a man or not.

It's even more convenient.

Lu Yan joked: "In a few decades, my aunt will not have a wife or children. Will she plan to enter a nursing home directly?"

"Then you will suffer the consequences!"

The so-called "old age is hard to come by".

People are old and have difficulty moving.

If you have filial children.

Those days were quite moist.

It's much better than staying in a nursing home and being dependent on others.

Yu Feihong stretched.

"Why are you thinking so much? Who knows what the world will be like in a few decades?"

"Perhaps euthanasia will be allowed! In that case, I can leave this world carefree and free.

"When you come, you are empty, and when you leave, you don't take any dust with you."

Lu Yan smiled and said nothing.

This aunt lives a really transparent life.

It seems that he has a tendency to believe in Buddhism.

Yu Feihong suddenly lowered her tone.

"I don't want to get married because of my father's consideration."

"My mother left early, and my father is old and ill."

"He most wants to see me in a wedding dress, but I can't do that."

"Firstly, it's because I don't want to get married. Secondly, I can't get married, otherwise I won't have time to take care of him.

Lu Yan's eyes lit up.

He seems to have discovered that he can make this aunt cry!

"Auntie is quite filial."

Yu Feihong: "Of course. I say I'm not worried, but actually I'm quite worried about my dad.

"As for love, as I just said, I will be single until I grow old, without marriage or children.

Lu Yan did not continue this topic.

Because it’s not just Yu Feihong.

Aunts like Liu Tianxian, Qin Lan, Gao Yuanyuan and Li Xiaoran all had the same idea.

He's already used to it.

There are only love brains like Yang Mi, Da Tiantian, and Liu Shishi who have relatively conservative ideas.

I just thought about getting married and having children.

Zhang Yixing held his guitar and played and sang variously on the beach.

I want to show off his singing and guitar skills.

Let’s promote the new song by the way.

Because no one really listens to his songs.

Little fresh meat like them.

By harvesting idiot fans, the sales of singles and albums are terrible.

But to put it bluntly.

Idiot fans are all paying for their people.

As for the songs they sang.

These idiot fans won’t listen even if they buy it.

He Yan took the guitar and handed it to Lu Yan.

"Xiao Lu, the atmosphere is so good, don't you want to play a song?"

Lu Yan scratched his scalp.

"I suspect that the program team invited me here to get my new song for free.

Yu Feihong also said excitedly: "I know you sing very well. If you have stock, can you sing a new song?"

"There is no inventory, just sing old songs."

Lu Yan pretended to shirk.

"I won't sing anymore, I'm afraid I'll make you cry."

Yu Feihong pouted stubbornly.

"I really don't believe it! After listening to music for so many years, no song has ever made me cry.

Lu Yan stared at her seriously.

"Then I really sang."

Yu Feihong held her face in her hands: "You sing! I don't believe you can make me cry.

Lu Yan is possessed by two eagles.

"Let's make a bet! What if I make you cry?"

Yu Feihong: "If you make me cry, I will agree to any conditions as long as they are not too outrageous.

"If you don't cry while singing, I'll make you roll on the beach a hundred times. Your face will touch the ground."

Lu Yan: "Okay, it's a deal!"

He hugged the guitar tightly and started playing.

All the guests gathered around.

I want to listen to Lu Yan’s new songs and enjoy them.

Wanting to watch the fun again, he made a fuss about their bet.

Lu Yan took a deep breath and started singing slowly.

Always asking for things from you, never saying thank you

It’s not until I grow up that I understand that it’s not easy for you

Every time I leave, I always pretend to be relaxed.

Smiling and saying "Go back", he turned around and had tears in his eyes

Lu Yan chose "Father" by Chopstick Brothers.

This song was very popular in previous lives and was deeply touching.

It is also a must-order for many people in KTV.

Although this song does not exist in this world, people do not know the lyrics.

But Lu Yan's pronunciation is very clear and standard.

Absolutely reverse Jay Chou.

Even without lyrics, people can still listen to something sung a cappella.

In the first two sentences, Yu Feihong still has a mentality of refusing to admit defeat.

I just thought it sounded good, but it didn't touch me at all.

But further back.

The lyrics and melody touched her heartstrings more and more.

For a while.

Yu Feihong was a little confused after hearing this.

I wish I could be the same as before, holding your warm hand

But you are not by my side, I ask the breeze to carry you well

...

Hearing this, Yu Feihong thought of his father.

Over the years, she has been filming outside.

He never stayed with his father.

Her father also kept his illness a secret from her.

Even though she takes marriage and love very lightly, she cares about her father very much.

Every line of Lu Yan's lyrics pokes holes in her heart!

Slow down time, don’t let it make you grow old again

I would like to use a switch to make your years go by

Dad who wants to be strong in life, what can I do for you?

It's a trivial concern, accept it

Thank you for everything you do, support our home with both hands

The child you care about has grown up

Wait until the climax of the chorus.

Yu Feihong completely broke her guard unconsciously.

His eyes instantly turned red, and tears flowed out uncontrollably.

It's not just her.

All other guests also shed tears upon hearing this.

Not everyone can relate to songs with other themes.

But everyone has family ties and parents.

Songs dedicated to father are always the most heartbreaking.

Including netizens in the live broadcast room, many people were in awe.

There are a lot less barrages.

Until Lu Yan's singing ended.

The barrage exploded like a tide.

"I'll go! This song is so nice, isn't it? The lyrics are also heartbreaking."

"I originally planned not to go home to celebrate the New Year this year, but now I have changed my mind. I want to spend the New Year with my parents."

“My father just passed away due to illness, and now that I hear this song, I can’t stand it and it brings me to tears.

"May all parents in the world be in good health."

0......Please give me flowers......

"I am the only one who cares about whether Teacher Lu won the bet? He successfully made Aunt Yu Feihong cry.

"As expected of Teacher Lu, Auntie's killer! She can control Auntie steadily."

"Fortunately, my father is in good health and not too young. I will book a ticket to go back to see him this week."

Lu Yan put away his guitar.

Staring straight at Yu Feihong who was wiping tears furiously.

"Auntie, you're crying, I won. Does our bet still count?"

Yu Feihong said with a hint of anger: "You did it on purpose, right? I just told you about my dad, and you sang "Father" to me, specifically to attack my weakness. You are cruel!"

"You win. Tell me, what are the conditions?"

Lu Yan slowly closed her eyes and thought for a few seconds.

Then he said: "I hate to think about it first, I will tell you after I think about it."

Then, he comforted him: "Uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters, please calm down and record the show."

"Every one of you was crying so hard that those who didn't know thought it was a memorial service."

Da Tiantian punched him.

"It's all your fault! What kind of song can't be sung? Do you have to sing this kind of tear-jerking song? Don't you know that my tear level is low?"

Lu Yan said innocently: "I didn't even think about whether singing was good or not. You insisted on letting me sing, making me look like the culprit.

He Juan calmed down his emotions and looked serious.

.....0

“This song is so classic and so positive. This year’s Spring Festival Gala will be held without you.

at this time.

Three more guests came to the beach.

I saw a group of people sitting on the ground, crying with tears in their eyes.

They were all confused.

I suspected I was in the wrong place.

Is this recording a show?

It shouldn't be a casual feasting scene, right?

Where is the children's table?

These three guests are one male and two female.

The man is comedian Chen He.

His only masterpiece is "Love Apartment".

Although "Love Apartment" fell into plagiarism controversy.

But I have to admit, this show is so popular.

Although it is not as popular as "Legend of Sword and Fairy", it has become famous among a lot of top celebrities.

But there are also top stars like Chen He, as well as other second- and third-tier stars.

Coupled with the blessing of "Running Man".

Thanks to this drama and variety show, Chen He became popular and his net worth soared!

He is a typical example of a person who can spend a lifetime in one drama.

One of the female guests is a goddess-level aunt.

Her facial features are very delicate, like a porcelain doll.

Her face is as round as a bun.

The figure is not as hot as Yang Mi and Reba, but it is also slender and well-proportioned.

Especially the waist is surprisingly thin.

It’s none other than Zhao Xiaogu!

A few years ago, she swept the country with her film "A Thousand Bones of Flowers".

She became a super first-line actress.

I visited "Longing" several times after that.

And she has a good personal relationship with He Juan.

This is also an extremely high-quality goddess aunt.

The aunt next to Zhao Xiaogu is Song Dandan.

She is also a frequent visitor to "Yearing".

Basically comes once every season.

When she arrived, she asked all the guests to sing "Heart on Fire" with her.

Lu Yan really likes watching her sketches.

But this aunt's age and appearance.

It is not within the scope of system consideration.

Zhao Xiaogu has a nickname called Zhao Xiaodao.

Because she speaks very straightforwardly and has no scruples.

Some people say she has low emotional intelligence.

Some people also say that she has a real temperament.

"Teacher He, why are you all crying? Is something going to happen to someone?" Zhao Xiaogu asked.

He Yan quickly made a shut-up gesture.

"You have such a mouth! What happened to anyone? It was Lu Yan who sang a tear-jerking song and made us all cry."

Zhao Xiaogu suddenly realized.

"That's it, I thought someone fell into the sea!"

All the guests were confused by this aunt.

Emotional intelligence is indeed a bit low!

However, considering that Zhao Xiaogu is a girl who came from the countryside.

She has a simple heart and is not that deep in the city.

This kind of personality and way of speaking are quite lovable Heng.