Entertainment: I never eat free food

As for Zhang Ziyi's own work, Lao Mouzi has not seen it in the past two years. It is really embarrassing that he missed it back then.

The key is now, will Zhang Ziyi listen to Lao Mouzi? Is it possible?

Shen Lang glanced at Zeng Li and said nothing. Zeng Li has given up on herself, and now she is doing well. She is filming a movie, is famous, has a man who feels bad for her, occasionally feeds Langlang some soft food, and has little sisters. She is living a pretty good life these days. , She actually didn't care about the attention paid by Lao Mouzi and Shen Lang.

Xia Yu, who had been silent, chewed an apple and pointed at Zhen Huan on the TV: "Mr. Shen, you wrote this play? It's really hard for me to imagine that you wrote this."

Shen Lang......

"Ahem, stop talking. I feel like I'm guilty. There are so many women out there, studying the palace fights between Zhen and Huan frame by frame, and making the majority of male compatriots feel ecstasy. I'm guilty."

Shen Lang covered his face and felt very embarrassed. He was just making money back then, but he didn't expect this thing to be so lethal. Nowadays, many male fans are scolding him, fellow male fans.

Lao Mouzi said cheerfully: "It's very good. My family member also likes to watch it. This play is written in detail. Mr. Shen, you are the best in our circle."

Shen Lang waved his hand: "I just wrote the outline and direction of the story, all thanks to the screenwriters of the company."

Hearing this, Lao Mouzi agreed very much and said: "The screenwriters in the company are really good. Whether a play is good or not, the screenwriter is the most critical."

Seeing that the time was almost up, everyone also took a shower and went to sleep.

At night, when Shen Lang was sleeping in a daze, he heard a loud scream. Shen Lang was frightened. As soon as he put on his clothes, he rushed into the house. Don't worry about anything, Hua Zai. The others also heard the sound and hurriedly came over to see what was going on.

Then I saw the big sweet pear blossom leaning against Zeng Li's arms with rain: "A mouse crawled on my hand, and the big one was Lamo, squeaking..."

Shen Lang.........Rub.........

"Isn't it normal to have rats in the countryside? I'll ask a fellow villager to get some rat poison tomorrow, and that's it. Go to sleep."

Zeng Li rolled her eyes at Shen Lang: "How dare you sleep? What if it comes again?"

She was also frightened and terrified.

Shen Lang rolled his eyes: "Brother Hua, Director Zhang, you sleep in your bed, I will stay with you for a while."

Everyone nodded and went back. Although it was a bit inappropriate for a man and a woman alone, but if you really wanted to have someone like this, Shen Lang was suitable.

Shen Lang closed the door and lay down on the chair.

"You guys go to sleep." As he spoke, Shen Lang shivered all over, feeling so cold.

Zeng Li looked at Shen Lang and felt a little distressed. It was the first season of the year, it was cold in the middle of the night, and there was no air conditioning in the house.

Before Zeng Li opened her mouth, Da Tiantian spoke first.

"Brother, you...sleep with us..."

"Ahem, what are you talking about?" Shen Lang said like an upright gentleman.

"It's okay, you can sleep in your room and I'll just bake this."

Shen Lang dragged the electric heater to his feet.

It was impossible to sleep here, so the two women put the quilts on themselves and sat up.

"Brother, tell us a story. We have no chance tomorrow anyway."

When Shen Lang heard this, he agreed. Since he couldn't sleep, let him tell you something.

He took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it.

"Want to hear meat stuff, or vegetarian stuff?"

Zeng Li glanced at Shen Lang, "How dare you!" ! !

Da Tiantian looked excited: "Meat and vegetarian. What's the point?"

Shen Langlu smiled evilly: "Young people are so good at this."

Da Tiantian covered her face in embarrassment.

Zeng Li coughed lightly: "Don't be too cheesy."

Shen Lang winked and said: "Then I will tell you a story that is both a fairy tale, love, and porn."

"May Day is the last holiday before Miss Rabbit and Mr. Rabbit get married. According to the regulations of the Animal Kingdom, unmarried animals are not allowed to have sex, so although they have been together for many years, they have not had close contact at a distance. .

After finally having a holiday, Miss Rabbit and Mr. Rabbit had already booked a self-driving trip. Mr. Rabbit also thoughtfully placed flowers in the co-pilot, which really touched Miss Rabbit.

Along the way, we listened to music and drove and looked at the scenery along the way, feeling very good. After arriving at the destination, we were very happy to see the vast green grass, countless wild carrots and the clear bottomless stream. Miss Rabbit said: Stinky baby, the place you chose is really good, you have a good vision.

Mr. Rabbit was very happy to be praised. He blushed and said: How can I find you if I don't have good eyesight? Miss Rabbit was embarrassed by the unexpected compliment and patted Mr. Rabbit lightly.

The two rabbits worked together to set up the tent, set up the barbecue grill, and walked around the area. When he walked to a big tree, Mr. Rabbit suddenly put a blindfold on Miss Rabbit and asked Miss Rabbit to stand still and not move. Miss Rabbit was at a loss, but Mr. Rabbit said that he could count 60 silently in his mind and then remove the blindfold, so that Miss Rabbit could follow suit.

54321.…..Miss Rabbit took off her blindfold and saw an arch made of flowers of various colors in front of her eyes. There were also photos of the two of them in different periods hanging on it. Mr. Rabbit was holding a 3-carat 8 Came over. Mr. Rabbit knelt down on one knee and said to Miss Rabbit: Miss Rabbit, will you marry me and be my wife?

Miss Rabbit was stunned for a long time and said: I do.

Miss Rabbit asked: When did you prepare? Mr. Rabbit replied: I came to check the place yesterday and wanted to give you a surprise

Miss Rabbit hugged Mr. Rabbit and said, "I'm so happy."

After staying here for a while, Mr. Rabbit and Miss Rabbit were going back to the tent to prepare dinner. On the way, Miss Rabbit saw a car parked on the grass and vibrating. She asked Mr. Rabbit in confusion: Why is the car parked there vibrating?

Mr. Rabbit thought for a while and said: This question is not easy to answer. If you want to know, I can tell you in the car. Miss Rabbit said: Okay

We got to our car, and soon our car also creaked and vibrated...

We got to our car, and soon our car also creaked and vibrated...

Afterwards, Mr. Rabbit said breathlessly: Now you know why, right?

Miss Rabbit smiled evilly: Little idiot, I knew it anyway. Mr. Rabbit opened the car door and prepared to cook, but was pulled back by Miss Rabbit. Miss Rabbit closed the car door and said to Mr. Rabbit: Don't worry, keep the car vibrating......."

"Is the story finished? ? ? ? " Da Tiantian was confused and didn't understand.

Zeng Li understood it immediately and whispered in Da Tiantian's ear.

After a while, Da Tiantian also got the point.

"Hey... Senior brother... your story is boring."

Shen Lang rolled his eyes: "Boring, tell me a more interesting one."

"I don't know how to tell it, you ask Sister Li to tell it, she reads Xiao Huangwen every day."

"I didn't, I don't know how to tell it, don't talk nonsense!" Zeng Li denied it three times.

Zeng Li was very shameless about Da Tiantian's accusation. It was a joke, and she could admit it.

Shen Lang sighed: "The story is also told, go to bed quickly. "

Zeng Li yawned and glanced at Shen Lang: "You really don't want to come?"

Shen Lang... I want to come too, but the readers won't let me.

Shen Lang stayed in the crew for a week and then quit. Lao Mouzi was the director, so he didn't need to interrupt.

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