Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

"A, ten, a hundred, a thousand, a million...a hundred and fifty million box office?" Yang Mi was stunned after seeing Charlotte's troubled data chart.

Why is it so high?

Isn’t Charlotte’s Trouble only 8% scheduled?

This attendance rate is terrifying.

Charlotte Troubles sold 150 million at the box office on its third day of release.

Including the box office of the first two days, the total box office reached 212 million.

This is a scary statistic.

"What a fuss!" Li Kun glanced at the box office, and his heart dropped.

The box office exceeded his expectations.

It's true that he and Feng Dapao made a bet on Weibo.

The bet is fake, the hype is real.

Weibo,

Early in the morning.

The third-day box office results of several movies have been revealed.

Charlotte Troubles sold 150 million, with a total box office of 212 million.

Private customization, with a total box office of 180 million.

Macau 3, with a total box office of 100 million.

Nanjing, Nanjing, with a total box office of 30 million.

The Troubles in Charlotte went to No. 1 at the box office.

"Damn it, Charlotte is troubled. It sold for 150 million today. Is it so scary?"

"One of my votes is included in this. Rounding off, I have a share of the 150 million."

"Director Lu Chuan's movie has only been released for three days and only costs 30 million. Why shouldn't he eat shit?"

"How can Lu Chuan eat shit? These people are so shameless that they can't get beaten and scolded! It's better than eating shit!"

"really!!!"

"Macau Storm 3, can this movie still have a box office of 100 million? It's so bad, will anyone watch it?"

"People eat shit, how can no one look at it?"

"Upstairs, are you referring to a deer as a horse? Director Lu Chuan will be so angry when he sees this?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

When Feng Dapao saw today's box office, he was very happy and hurriedly asked people to find the navy to promote it.

In this circle, there is no hatred, as long as you can make money, let alone scolding him on Weibo, even scolding him in front of him will be fine!

"Yes, Illustrated report!"

It didn't take long.

Weibo,

"Private customization, earning 180 million, aiming for one billion——"

It's all privately-tailored publicity.

There was no mention of Charlotte's troubles, and Feng Dapao was not a fool, so how could he heat up Charlotte's troubles for no reason.

He spent 5 million on the money he hired from the navy for publicity.

Li Kun doesn't pay a penny, so he wants to gain popularity? Impossible.

In the villa.

"I can't do it anymore, let me sleep——" Yang Mi felt unable to move, and she had no strength at all.

"Okay -" Seeing Yang Mi like this, Li Kun let her go.

After a while, Yang Mi fell asleep.

It seems that I am really tired.

Li Kun did not sleep, but took out his mobile phone and looked at Weibo.

After a long time.

"Cao, Feng Dapao, why the hell didn't you play with me?"

Seeing the densely packed private promotions on Weibo, Li Kun said angrily: "You forced me to do this.

He dialed Fatty Zhou's phone number.

Soon, Fatty Zhou got through, "What's wrong, Kunzi!!!"

"Go and ask some trolls to post another photo of me and Qin Lan entering and exiting the hotel together!!!"

Last time I took more than two pictures.

But four.

Li Kun prepared two more and had already thought of their use.

"Damn it, why did you ask me to take more pictures? Kunzi, you wouldn't have thought of it a long time ago, right?" Upon hearing this, Fatty Zhou said excitedly: "You are simply a genius of hype.

This saves millions in publicity expenses.

"Do it quickly!" Li Kun said.

The photo is just of the two of them entering and exiting the hotel together on the set.

"Okay, I'm going to invite the navy right now!" Fatty Zhou said.

Fatty Zhou hung up the phone and immediately contacted the navy.

It didn't take long.

Weibo hot search,

[Shocked, Li Kun and Qin Lan entered and exited the hotel together, and their relationship was unclear...]

Comment area:

"This is a photo from the set of Charlotte. My brother Kun is of pure character, how could he fall in love with Qin Lan..."

"Hahaha, Lu Chuan, get out of here and get beaten..."

"It's so green, it's so green, the green prairie is above my head!!!!"

"Director Lu Chuan, aren't you going to be so angry after seeing this?"

"We went in and out of the hotel together last time, and this time too, and you said they have nothing to do with each other? I can't help feeling like Lu Chuan now, he is so pitiful!!!!"

Some netizens did not think it was a big deal and went to director Lu Chuan's Weibo to comment.

"Director Lu Chuan, what do you think of cuckoldry?"

"Director Lu Chuan, why do I feel like your hair is getting greener?"

"Director Lu Chuan, I have a good cuckold here. I think it is destined for you. I will sell it to you for 15 yuan..."

"Killing me!!!!!"

Lu Chuan was furious when he saw that his movie's total box office was only 30 million.

"Boss, boss!" At this moment, the assistant hurried over (cgfa).

Seeing the assistant's appearance, Lu Chuan frowned, "How many times have I told you to be calm and calm? Can't you learn from me?"

"Boss, I will pay attention next time." The assistant calmed down.

Lu Chuan said: "What's the matter? Tell me!"

"Boss, I just checked Weibo, and it was revealed that Li Kun and Qin Lan entered the hotel together..." the assistant said.

"What?" After hearing this, Lu Chuan's expression changed drastically, and he quickly took out his phone and logged into Weibo to check.

After a long time.

Lu Chuan said angrily: "Li Kun, I...I am Cao Nima!"

Seeing Lu Chuan's anger, the assistant on the side quickly stepped forward to comfort him: "Boss, be calm, be calm!!"

"My heart is numb to you——" Lu Chuan pushed the assistant away, smashed the phone, and said: "Li Kun, I am going to kill you!!!"

the other side.

"Boss, it was exposed that Li Kun and Qin Lan entered and exited the hotel, and they were also on the hot search!" At this moment, Feng Dapao's assistant came over.

"Let me take a look!!!" Feng Dapao took the phone and looked at the content on it.

The photo only showed Li Kun and Qin Lan entering and exiting the hotel, and no substantive evidence was captured.

After a long time.

Feng Dapao figured it out and said: "People in the film industry say that I am good at hype. Compared with Li Kun, I have a clear conscience.

He hypes up and spends money on publicity.

Where is Li Kun?

Damn it, that’s nothing!

"Go, ask someone for Li Kun's phone number!" Feng Dapao said.

"Okay, boss!"

The assistant immediately took action.

Not long after, Li Kun's number came.

“Boss, this is Li Kun’s phone number——” the assistant said.

"I know, you can go back and rest -" After getting Li Kun's phone number, Feng Dapao waved his assistant to get off work.

"Okay, boss, if you need anything, just call me!" After saying that, the assistant left.

Seeing the assistant leaving, Feng Dapao dialed Li Kun's phone number.

Soon, the other party was connected.

"Hello? Who are you?" Li Kun's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"Are you Li Kun?" Feng Dapao said: "I am Feng Dapao!"

in the villa,

Li Kun heard Feng Dapao's voice and said with a smile: "Hey, Director Feng, what do you want from me? You're not here for Liuwei Dihuang Pills, are you? If so, then give me your address.

I'll mail it to you at dawn. "

"I'm going to buy Liuwei Dihuang Pill!" Hearing Li Kun's strange words, Feng Dapao said angrily: "Boy, I have something to discuss with you."

"You want to discuss things with me?" Li Kun said with a smile: "It's not because you have kidney deficiency and you want me to help my sister-in-law solve the void, right?"

"I refuse in my heart, but if Director Feng speaks to you, I can reluctantly accept it."

"I am a newcomer in the film industry, but I respect my seniors very much."

After listening to Li Kun's words, Feng Dapao broke his guard: "Li Kun [I...I am Cao Nima Shi

"If nothing happens, I'll hang up!" Li Kun glanced at his phone and saw that it was already two o'clock in the morning.

This piece of shit, I don’t know where I found his phone at this late hour.

"Don't hang up!" Feng Dapao said: "Let's make some hype?"

He came to Li Kun because he needed to continue to hype.

Make money! Not shabby.

"Hype?" Li Kun smiled, "I originally wanted to hype with you, but just now you pushed me away and played by yourself. You are such a dishonest person, so I will hype up a trade fair with you!"

"Cao!" Hearing this, Feng Dapao became even more angry: "I spent 5 million, and you can't get a cent of it. Do you still want me to give you some favor?"

"And can you please have some shame? You always use women to hype me up. You are even worse than me!"

Li Kun said: "You can also use your wife to hype up. I have thought of a perfect way to hype up. Why don't you let your wife come to Beijing, and then your wife and I will hype up the movie so that the box office of our movie will not explode?"

Hearing this, Feng Yinpao's face turned green.

A perfect solution?

Let my wife speculate with you?

I'm so sorry...

I won’t be allowed to be a cuckold then?

"Hype it up—" Feng Dapao hung up the phone angrily.

Looking at the hung up phone, Li Kun shook his head and smiled.

This Feng Dapao is really careless.

Why don't you just ask your wife to come to the capital and hype it up with me?

This makes you angry.

And I won’t suffer any loss if you speculate with your wife!

I'm not even angry, why are you angry?

Do you still want to make money with this attitude?

It’s your share to eat shit!!

The next day, early morning.

Li Kun opened his eyes and looked at the bedside. Yang Mi had already left.

Ding ding——

At this moment, the phone rang.

Li Kun picked up the phone and looked at it, and found that it was Qin Lan calling.

"Hey, Sister Qin Lan, what's wrong?" Li Kun asked.

"Li Kun, our affairs are hotly searched!" Qin Lan said: "Will everything be okay?"

"It's okay, I'll just clarify it for you when the time comes!!!" Li Kun said.

"Okay, when are you coming to play with me? I almost miss you!" Qin Lan's voice revealed hunger.

"Charlotte is worried about the crew in a few days and will go out for promotions. It will be fine then." Li Kun smiled and said, "Top it with a banana now!!!"

"Hmph——" Qin Lan said: "Then you inform me when the time comes."

"Okay!" Li Kun hung up the phone.

at the same time.

Reba had nothing to do today, so she thought about what she promised Li Kun yesterday, took out her mobile phone, and sent a message to Li Kun on WeChat.

"Brother Kun, where are you?"

Li Kun hung up the phone and saw the WeChat message from Reba.

"What? No work today?" Li Kun sent a message.

"No, didn't I promise you yesterday? I will accompany you today!" Reba replied quickly.

"Okay, it's still the same position as before. Come and pick me up!" Li Kun said.

"Yeah!" Reba said, "I'll leave now!!"

at the same time.

In major theaters, see Charlotte in trouble,

Yesterday, it actually sold 150 million at the box office, and people were immediately arranged to increase the number of films for Charlotte Troubles.

This is all money!

"Boss, where will the deduction be taken this time?"

"Macau Storm 3 will deduct 5% of the filming amount."

"But if we continue to deduct it, Macau Storm 3 will only have 7% of the film schedule. By then, Director Wang Jing will..."

"I don't care what Wang Jing and Er Jing do. Even if he is the King of Heaven, I can't stop me from making money.

"Hurry up and do it——"

"Okay, boss!" The boss said, and the female assistant hurriedly made arrangements.

"Brother Kun, get in the car!" In the car, Reba saw Li Kun on the side of the road, rolled down the window, and said happily: "Where are we going to play today?"

"I can't come!" Li Kun opened the door and got into the passenger seat, "You can figure it out!"

"How about I take you horse riding?" Reba said.

"Okay!" Li Kun nodded.

"Set off!!!"

At this moment, Li Kun's cell phone rang.

Reba heard the sound and reminded: "Brother Kun, your phone is ringing!!"

Li Kun took out his cell phone and looked at the caller ID.

I found out it was Fatty Zhou’s phone number.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

At the other end of the phone, Fatty Zhou's excited voice sounded, "Good news, good news, our Charlotte Annoyance has increased its film schedule by 5%."

Now the film schedule of Charlotte Troubles has reached 13%.

"That's indeed good news!" Li Kun nodded.

"Kunzi, the film schedule has increased. Should we take the Charlotte Troubles crew to promote it?" Fatty Zhou asked.

"Well, in a few days." Li Kun said: "Qin Lan and I are still hot searches on Weibo!!!"

"Okay!!!" Fatty Zhou nodded.

Li Kun raised his head, glanced at Reba who was driving seriously, and said, "Nothing, I'm hanging up, I'm very busy!"

"Ah?" Fatty Zhou was stunned for a moment and said, "What are you doing?"

"Don't worry about adults' matters, that's all!" After saying that, Li Kun hung up the phone.

Looking at the phone that was hung up, Fatty Zhou was dumbfounded: "I don't care about adults' affairs? Damn it, Kunzi, I'm one year older than you."

Racecourse.

"I can't ride a horse!" Li Kun said.

"Brother Kun, you and I ride on the same horse, and you sit in the back!!" Hearing that Li Kun didn't know how to ride a horse, Reba blinked her big eyes and said cutely: "I'm very good at riding horses. I won't fall."

R!"

"good!"

The two got on the horse.

"Brother Kun, what's in your pocket? You've hit me!" Reba pouted.

Li Kun looked down and smiled awkwardly: "It's a pistol, a toy pistol."

"Ah?" Reba blinked her eyes and said, "Brother Kun, why are you still playing with a toy pistol for such a big person?"

"Let me see!" Reba stretched out her hand to reach into Li Kun's pocket.

"Wait a minute -" Just as Li Kun finished speaking, Reba's hand was already stuffed into his pocket.

Suddenly, Reba's face turned red.

"Brother Kun, I won't play with you anymore!!!!"

Li Kun said angrily: "I told you to wait a minute!"

"Humph——" Reba snorted.

Because of this reason, Reba's riding speed is even faster.

"Slow down, slow down, Brother Kun is scared!" Li Kun hugged Reba tightly with both hands.

"Hmph, I'd better scare you to death." Reba's face turned red and she said, "Brother Kun, you...can you take out your hand?"

ps: I’m begging for full order. I didn’t eat all day last night and my hands were shaking a little. I only ate 5 dumplings today. I’m obviously very hungry, but I just can’t eat. Please don’t fall in love.

Ah, it hurts, because I remember to eat on time!!