Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

What's wrong with you?" Lu Chuan asked. Qin Lan said: "I...I'm going for a run, don't bother me——" Qin Lan hung up the phone.

"How could you do this?

"I can't help it, I can't help it!" Li Kun smiled and said, "Won't it happen next time?"

"Do you want a next time?" Qin Lan stretched out his hand and pinched Li Kun. at the same time. When Lu Chuan saw the hung up call, he smiled knowingly and said, "Lan Lan has accepted my call. This proves that our relationship is slowly being repaired." Lu Chuan thought this way. Even sleeping feels sweet. Weibo. Charlotte Troubled, the seven-day box office exceeded 1.05 billion, which also caused a sensation across the Internet.

"Damn it, this is Li Kun's first time making a movie, right? The first movie in his life, the box office exceeded 1.05 billion in seven days. Isn't this awesome?"

"It's so scary, I have a part to play in this box office!!!!!"

"By the way, Charlotte's Trouble should be the highest-grossing movie in the new year, right?"

"It's definitely the highest. It's ahead of the second place of private customization with a box office of 100 million!"

"You mentioned private customization. I seem to have remembered it. Didn't Feng Dapao bet with Li Kun and get shit if he lost?"

"Hahaha, I want to see Feng Dapao eat shit!!!"

"It was so funny that Lu Chuan also said he would eat shit, and then added a bet of stripping off his clothes and running in the winter!!!"

"I wonder if they can do it!!!" Lu Chuan posted on Weibo. In the comment area, some netizens poured in.

"Director Lu Chuan, Charlotte's Troubles has a box office of 1.05 billion in seven days. When will you eat shit? Oh, I forgot. You seem to have added another one, taking off your "890" clothes and running in the snow!!! !!”

"Director Lu Chuan, I want to see you take off your clothes and dance in the snow!!!"

"Director Lu Chuan, can you record the screen while eating shit? I want to see it!!!!!"

"Hahahaha, can you guys stop being so bad!!!!" Lu Chuan's Weibo and Feng Dapao's Weibo were not spared either.

"Feng Dapao, if you lose the bet with Li Kun, you will eat shit. When will you eat it?"

"Can you start a live broadcast while you are eating? I want to watch you eat shit!"

"You're laughing so hard at me. How about you and Lu Chuan form a game and eat together?"

"It's a huge loss to you..." The next day, it was early morning. Li Kun took the crew and started promoting again. In the afternoon, I finally finished running.

"Wow, I finally finished running, I almost died from exhaustion!" Yin Zheng stretched and breathed a long sigh of relief. I visited eighteen cities in the past few days. He felt that he had never been as tired as these days in the first half of his life.

"Hey, Yin Zheng, have you gained weight?" Li Kun raised his head, looked at Yin Zheng's round face, and said, "How long has it been? Why has your face become so fat?"

"I'm so red!" Yin Zheng said with a grimace: "Then I started to reward myself every day, and that's it in the end!"

"Eat less!" Li Kun said, "Don't be as fat as Fatty Zhou then!" Yin Zheng looked up at Fatty Zhou not far away and was startled. He didn't want to be like this.

"Director Li, I plan to lose weight from now on!" Yin Zheng was determined that he must lose weight. Otherwise, how can he survive when he becomes like Fatty Zhou? In the hotel. Gao Yuanyuan walked in.

"I brought the school uniform from Charlotte's Troubles. Why do you want this uniform?" Gao Yuanyuan was confused.

"Put on your school uniform."

"Oh, you're so annoying!" Charlotte's crew finished their promotion and everyone left. Because Gao Yuanyuan had a commercial to shoot in the evening, she left by plane at five o'clock in the afternoon. Dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong. The door to Li Kun's room rang.

"Who is it?" Li Kun stood up and walked over to open the door.

"It's me!" Qin Lan's voice sounded at the door.

"Why haven't you left yet?" Li Kun opened the door, saw Qin Lan, and asked doubtfully: "Didn't you say you have a flight ticket at six o'clock in the evening?"

"Changed the contract!" Qin Lan smiled charmingly.

"I miss you so much!!!" The next day, early morning. Qin Lan limped away. Ding ding—— Li Kun heard his cell phone ringing, picked it up and answered, “Hello?”

"Kunzi, where are you?"

"I'm in the hotel?" Li Kun said, "What's wrong?"

"Ah?" On the other end of the phone, Fatty Zhou was stunned and said, "I'm already at the Beijing Airport!!!"

"Ah?" Li Kun picked up his phone and looked at it. He found that it was already noon and said, "Why didn't you call me?"

"Why didn't I call you?" Fatty Zhou said on the other end of the phone: "I called you this morning and asked you to go to the airport at 9 a.m., and you agreed!

"Is there such a thing?" Hearing this, Li Kun was stunned for a moment and said, "It seems that there is such a thing!"

"It's not like it's happening, it's definitely happening!" Fatty Zhou said, "When will you return to the capital?"

"Right away!" Li Kun hung up the phone, got dressed immediately, and took a taxi to the airport. 3pm. The plane is about to take off. Li Kun found his seat and was stunned when he saw the familiar person next to him. Is it really such a coincidence? Is this the second time? Song Tie felt someone standing next to him. When he looked up, he saw that it was Li Kun. He was also stunned for a moment and said, "Why is it you again?"

"What a coincidence!" Li Kun sat down and said, "Long time no see!!!"

"Long time no see!" Song Tie looked into Li Kun's eyes and said, "You lied to me last time and said you were my fan!" After she went back, she originally thought Li Kun was really her fan. But one day, she saw Li Kun on Weibo. Only then did I discover that Li Kun is also from the entertainment industry.

"I didn't lie to you!" Li Kun smiled: "I'm really your fan!" Song Tie raised his head and asked: "Then I sent you a WeChat message, why didn't you reply to me?" The last time she sent Li Kun sent a WeChat message. But Li Kun did not reply.

"Ah?" Li Kun was stunned for a moment and said, "Is there any?"

"Yes, take a look if you don't believe me!" Song Tie took out his mobile phone to log into WeChat and clicked on the chat history with Li Kun. The delivery time is August. But Li Kun did not reply. After Li Kun read it, he said: "I didn't see it!"

"Okay!!!" After hearing this, Song Tie said: "I watched your recently released "Charlotte Trouble", congratulations! The box office exceeded 1.05 billion in seven days.

"It's just good luck!" Li Kun said: "What have you been busy with recently?"

"When you shoot an advertisement, go hang out with your friends if you have nothing to do!" Song Tie said.

"Who is your friend?"

"Zhao Liying!" The two started chatting.

"What? Cheng Sicheng and Tong Liya are divorcing?" Hearing the news, Li Kun asked in surprise: "How did you know?"

"My friend told me! You can't talk nonsense everywhere." Song Tie said.

"I will definitely not talk nonsense everywhere." Li Kun promised: "I, Li Kun, am known to be loyal and honest." Song Tie rolled his eyes and said, "You are scolding Feng Dapao and Lu Chuan on Weibo , but I watch it every time.

"If you are honest and honest, the whole world will be honest!" Li Kun said with a smile: "This is on the Internet, but in reality I am an honest person." Song Tie rolled his eyes. She didn't believe a word Li Kun said. It didn't take long. The capital has arrived.

"goodbye!!!"

"Goodbye!!!" At the airport, the two waved goodbye! In the villa,

"Hey, you're back? Director Li, you're a very busy man!" Seeing Li Kun come back, Yang Mi crossed her arms and said angrily: "Didn't you climb into Gao Yuanyuan's bed?"

"What are you talking about?" Li Kun said angrily: "I traveled to eighteen cities in the past few days to promote, and I almost died from exhaustion!"

"Haha——" Yang Mi crossed her arms and said, "I think you are tired from Gao Yuanyuan and Qin Lan!!"

"That's right. How can two women not be tired?"

"Elbow, come into the house with me!" Li Kun pulled Yang Mi and said angrily: "I'm going to treat you well today!!!"

"I'm so scared!"

"Slow down, you're going to get numb!"

"Is the dog still barking?"

"No more barking, no more barking!"

"Say dad I was wrong -"

“Dad, I was wrong… Weibo.

[Charlotte’s Troubles has a box office of over 1.05 billion in seven days, leading the second place of Private Custom at a box office of 500 million, and the final box office may exceed 2 billion. 】Comment area.

"I also think it can exceed 2 billion, which is too great!!!"

"I heard that Li Kun used to be an extra in Hengdian. I didn't expect that things would turn around. He became popular with Three Lives, Three Worlds and Ten Miles of Peach Blossom, and then entered the film industry. He was ridiculed by Lu Chuan at first, but he didn't expect that Charlotte Troubles would break through 1.05 billion in seven days. Box office, does Lu Chuan’s face hurt?”

"My brother is so awesome. The first movie earned 1.05 billion in box office within seven days of its release..."

"Charlotte's Trouble is too powerful, leading the second place with a box office of 500 million, and the box office difference between the two movies is doubled. This is simply a blow. At the same time, Feng Dapao is being interviewed.

"Congratulations to Director Feng, the private customized box office of the movie has reached 500 million!"

"Excuse me, Director Feng, I heard that you and Li Kun are betting on Weibo. Whoever has the lowest box office will get shit?"

"Director Feng, is this true? Now Charlotte is worried. The box office has exceeded 1.05 billion, and your private order is only 500 million. It seems difficult to catch up with the former! After hearing what the reporter said, Feng Dapao His face suddenly darkened. Whose reporter is this? Are you looking for trouble?

"I believe that private customization can definitely surpass Charlotte's troubles!" Feng Dapao said.

"But your movie only has a box office of 500 million, how can it surpass Charlotte's Trouble?"

"And you also bet with Li Kun and eat shit if you lose. May I ask Director Feng, are you really good at eating shit???" After hearing this, Feng Dapao said: "I'll eat shit!!!" "

"Quick shot, quick shot, this is big news!" The reporter couldn't help but get excited when he saw Feng Dapao getting angry. This is big news. It didn't take long. Weibo.

【Shocked!!!!!Feng Dapao eats shit!】

[Feng Dapao was furious when he heard the shit!]

[Take a breath!!! Feng Dapao said he wants to eat shit!]

[Reporter interview, Feng Dapao was furious because of eating shit!] The title is a bit outrageous. But it does catch the eye.

"Clicking the headlines, I thought Feng Dapao was eating shit! When I clicked on it, I found it was a clickbait.

"Come to work in the shock department tomorrow..."

"It made me laugh so hard. This reporter is so bad. During the interview, he kept talking about eating shit!!!"

"Beyond Charlotte's troubles? No, Feng Dapao, why don't you take the lead and surpass me?"

"Bad, these reporters are so bad

3!!!!!!"

time flies.

It’s been a month since Charlotte Troubles was released.

The box office is getting weaker in the later stages.

Charlotte was released on this day, with a total box office of 2.1 billion.

Weibo,

[Charlotte is released, with a total box office of 2.1 billion!]

"Damn it, the total box office is 2.1 billion, how much money does Li Kun make?"

"What a profit, what a profit..."

"By the way, did Feng Dapao eat shit?"

"What a shame, he doesn't even dare to show his face now" ||

"Lu Chuan doesn't dare to show up anymore..."

"Killing me!!!!"

in the villa,

Yang Mi said: "You are going to get rich!"

"How to make a fortune?" Li Kun said: "The money hasn't arrived yet!"

Yang Mi asked curiously: "Have you thought about the next movie, 3.9??"

Li Kun nodded: "I've thought about it, I'll shoot Chinatown Detective!!"

Originally he didn't want to shoot so early and wanted to rest for a few months.

But I heard that Cheng Sicheng and Tong Liya were divorcing.

He plans to invite Tong Liya to film Chinatown Detective.

Let's see if we can catch up on the popularity of the two's divorce.

Yang Mi asked: "Can I act?"

"You?" Li Kun shook his head and said, "No!!!"

"Do you look down on my acting skills?" Yang Mi gritted her teeth.

Li Kun said: "No, the female character here is not suitable for you!"

"I think you just don't want me to act!" Yang Mi said with a dark face.

Li Kun pulled Yang Mi and said: "I think you want to be beaten, elbow, come into the house with me!"

The next day, early morning.

Yang Mi supported the wall and came out.

After Li Kun woke up, he opened WeChat and sent a message to Song Tie.

"Do you have Tong Liya's mobile phone number?"

After a long time.

Song Tie replied: "Yes, why do you want her mobile phone number?"

"I want to cast her in a drama!" Li Kun replied.

"Let me look for it!" After a while, Song Tie sent a phone number.

"Thanks!"

"fine!"

Li Kun dialed Tong Liya's phone number.

Not long after, the call was connected.

"Hello? Who are you?" A woman's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

ps: It has been blocked and has been modified. I think everyone already knows what the author wants to do. Tong Liya, the scene where the detective takes a shower in Chinatown, amazed me throughout my youth.