Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

"What's going on between you and Tong Liya?" On the other end of the phone, Yang Mi said with a cold tone: "We haven't seen each other for a few days, but you are quite capable. You climbed into Tong Liya's bed!"

Hearing this, Li Kun moved.

Tong Liya didn't pay attention and screamed in pain.

Tong Liya glared at Li Kun.

Li Kun ignored it and said: "This is hype. Isn't it because Charlotte is worried that the share has not been paid yet? In order to save some publicity fees, I hyped it up!"

"Hype? Didn't I say last time that if you want to hype, just hype with me?" Yang Ning gritted his teeth.

"I originally wanted to hype up with you, but you are not an actor in Chinatown Detective!" Li Kun said, "There is no use in hyping up!"

"Go to hell you!"

"It's nothing. I've been waiting for a while. I've been filming for a day. Now my back is sore. I need to take a rest!" Li Kun said.

Hearing this, Yang Mi's heart ached, and she pretended to be cold and said: "Then you have a good rest and don't let yourself be so tired!"

"Okay!" Li Kun hung up the phone.

"Who is it?" Tong Liya stretched out her hand, pinched Li Kun, and said, "I told you not to move, I almost couldn't hold it in!!!"

"My second uncle's grandma called me and she told me to take a rest!" Li Kun said with a smile.

"Let's continue!"

The next day, early morning.

Chinatown Detective begins filming.

Tang Ren, played by Wang Baoqiang, has foam all over his face at the moment, and a woman is cleaning his face with a line.

"Axiang, will you kiss me when you see this?" Tang Ren was lying on a chair, holding a gold necklace in his hand.

"Haha——" Qin Feng, played by Li Kun, sat aside.

Seeing Qin Feng's expression, Tang Ren said, "Would you like to give it a try?"

"You look so handsome after hanging up "two one three"!"

Seeing that Qin Feng didn't speak, but kept his head down, Tang Ren asked the female master to stop first, sat up from the chair, and said, "Do you think I'm bad?"

Li Kun nodded.

"Do you think you are smarter than me?" Tang Ren said angrily.

Li Kun continued to nod.

"Okay, let's play a game and ask each other questions!" Tang Ren said: "If I can't answer, give me fifty beads, if you can't answer, give me a hundred beads!"

"How about it?"

Li Kun said nothing.

"You are smarter than me!"

"good!"

"You kid, you ask!"

"The straight-line distance from the Earth to the Sun!"

"Throw it away!" Wang Baoqiang took out 50 baht from his pants.

"The average value is 149.6 million kilometers!"

Li Kun took the money.

At this moment, an old man passed by the two of them.

Tang Ren stretched out his hand and asked, "What's his name?"

Li Kun was stunned for a moment, then quickly took out the money he just won, took out an extra 50 baht, and handed it over, "What's your name?"

"I'm not a dick either!" Tang Ren took the money and laughed.

The Chinatown detectives are proceeding in an orderly manner.

night,

Li Kun stopped Fatty Zhou and said with a smile: "You performed well today. I will order five ladyboys for you to take back to the hotel!"

"Ah?" Hearing this, Fatty Zhou was shocked and said quickly: "Kunzi, no, Brother Kun, I can't do it."

"Don't be humble. Is there anything you can't do?" Li Kun said.

"I really can't do this!"

"You have to believe in yourself!"

"But I don't believe in myself!"

"Forget it, I'd better go to the club and order some girls by myself!"

"Brother, Brother Kun, I can do this!"

"No, please don't, didn't you say you can't?"

"I can't do it as a shemale, but I can do it as Mei Lan!"

"go away!"

"Okay, Brother Kun!"

night,

Li Kun returned to the hotel.

Not long after, Tuli Ya came.

The two of them didn't speak much.

After being in contact with each other for the past few days, I already know the basics. I can already understand what the other person wants to do without talking.

The next day, early morning.

Tong Liya supported the wall and came out.

Chinatown detective crew, Ji Xia squatted aside to eat.

"Brother Kun, Brother Kun!" At this moment, Fatty Zhou ran over and said, "You and Tong Liya are on the hot search again. You won't be the one to take action this time, right?"

Li Kun was stunned for a moment and said: "What happened?"

Seeing Li Kun's expression, as if he didn't know anything at all, Fatty Zhou asked doubtfully: "You didn't do it this time?"

"What did I do?" Li Kun put down the lunch box and said, "You want me to guess a riddle from here?"

"Say anything quickly!"

Hearing this, Fatty Zhou quickly took out his mobile phone and said, "It was exposed that you and Tong Liya entered and exited the hotel together for the second time!"

"Going in and out of the hotel twice? What the hell?" Li Kun was a little confused. He took Fatty Zhou's phone and looked at it for a while before he understood.

It turned out that it was revealed that he and Tong Liya were out of the hotel together again.

"What should we do now?" Seeing that it was not Li Kun's work, Fatty Zhou said, "Should we spend money to suppress the trending search?"

"Spend money to suppress hot searches?" Li Kun said angrily: "My money is blown by the wind, and isn't it a good thing?"

"This is a disguised way of adding heat to the troubles in Chinatown. If you ask me, go buy a few trolls to keep the pace!"

Fatty Zhou's eyes lit up, he gave a thumbs up and said: "As expected of Brother Kun, you are simply born to be in this business.

"I'm going to find the navy now!"

"Wait a minute -" Li Kun stopped Fatty Zhou and said, "When you let the water army set the pace, remember to bring the name of the Chinatown detective."

"Brother Kun, are you really a genius for hype?" Hearing this, Fatty Zhou's eyes lit up even more.

What a great idea!

It can add a lot of heat to the Chinatown detective.

This will save millions in publicity expenses.

As expected of Brother Kun, the hype makes him so fresh and refined.

!!!!

Fatty Zhou went to do it immediately.

The efficiency is very fast.

It didn’t take long before the name of the Chinatown detective was trending on Weibo in China.

"Chinatown Detective, is this the name of the movie Li Kun and Tong Liya filmed together?"

"No? Brother, are you a caveman? You don't even know about Chinatown Detective?"

“I don’t know, I don’t even know when Li Kun turned on the phone!!!”

"Similarly, I didn't know about Chinatown Detective, but now I know!!!"

"Damn it, Tong Liya is too beautiful!!!"

"It's indeed beautiful, but it's just that director Cheng Sicheng suffered a lot. He was cuckolded!!"

"How could my brother cuckold director Cheng Sicheng? The two of them are on the same crew, so they just go in and out of the hotel together? Isn't this a normal thing?"

"I laughed. The first time I might have thought it was a coincidence, but the second time I didn't think so!!!!"

"It hurts, it hurts too much. Cheng Sicheng must not cry until he faints!"

The matter between Li Kun and Tong Liya is still fermenting on Weibo.

More and more netizens are starting to participate.

"Isn't it said that Tong Liya and Cheng Sicheng are divorcing?"

"It is true that I have heard about it, but it has not been revealed in the circle. Only a small number of people in the circle know about it."

"Hahaha, isn't Cheng Sicheng as kidney-deficient as Lu Chuan?"

"What are you saying upstairs? Do you think it's human language? Director Lu Chuan has already fainted in the toilet from crying.

"Second harm, right? You are so inhuman..."

See the hot searches on Weibo.

Feng Dapao knew without even thinking that this must have been the work of that bitch.

Apart from Li Kun, who in this circle would use women to create hype!

"Made!" Feng Dapao cursed secretly.

He also wants to hype it up like this!

The cost of this kind of hype is not high, it only costs a little money from Mercury.

And the effect is surprisingly good.

But he can only think about it!

Love Story set in Beijing.

As soon as Cheng Sicheng walked out of the set, a group of reporters gathered around him.

The microphone directly went over and asked: "Director Cheng Sicheng, regarding the hot search on Weibo, Li Kun and your nominal wife were in and out of the hotel together, and were photographed twice. What do you think of this matter?"

"Director Cheng Sicheng, I heard that you are divorcing Tong Liya recently. Is this true?"

“Director Cheng Sicheng…………

Hear what the reporter said.

Cheng Sicheng's face almost changed with anger.

What the hell,

Who the hell is this reporter looking for trouble?

You know that I am very angry right now, but you guys still come here to add fuel to the fire.

Are there any journalists like you?

"Come here, stop them!" Cheng Sicheng asked the security guards of the crew to stop these reporters.

Seeing this scene, one of the reporters was stunned for a moment and said: "Now this month's performance cannot be completed.

"Young man, you are too young. Isn't this a good subject?" The older reporter on the side taught: "When the reporter interviewed Cheng Sicheng, he heard that Li Kun and Tong Liya entered the hotel together. Cheng Sicheng became furious. I want the crew security to beat up the reporter who asked the question!!"

"Look at it written like this, does it work?"

The young reporter's eyes lit up when he heard this. He is indeed an old-timer, he can think of this.

It seems that I still need to practice more!

Weibo

It didn't take long.

Several pieces of news were revealed.

[Cheng Sicheng's crew beat up reporters because he was cheated on...]

[Shocked, Cheng Sicheng was raped and became so angry that he beat the reporter.

[Cheng Sicheng said that he was cheated and could not find Li Kun to vent his anger on, so he could only beat the reporter...]

These outrageous headlines immediately attracted the attention of netizens...

I quickly clicked in.

"Fuck you, I thought it was the real story. When I clicked in, I found out that it was just a headline maker. Do you know how to be a reporter? If you don't, just pick up the shit for me...

"I was convinced and was attracted by the title. I also thought it was the truth. But after taking a closer look, I found that it was a ridiculous title!!!"

"Hahahaha, I will be laughed to death by you reporters. Is it so difficult to get into this business these days????"

"Looking at it, Cheng Sicheng was indeed very angry, and his face felt green with anger..."

"I'm really convinced. I'm going to work in the UC shock department tomorrow. You are a genius for titles. You can come up with such outrageous titles. After a while, I can't even imagine what outrageous titles you can come up with." title."

Cheng Sicheng looked at Weibo and was so angry that he cursed: "Is there something wrong with these reporters? Is it because I didn't give them red envelopes?"

Seeing that Cheng Sicheng was angry, the assistant on the side came over and said, "Boss, it seems that we didn't give them any red envelopes."

"..."

I asked how could these reporters come up with such outrageous headlines.

It turns out that I forgot to stuff the red envelope.

Cheng Sicheng said angrily: "Why didn't you tell me about such an important thing earlier?"

"Boss, I originally wanted to cover it!" the assistant said aggrievedly, "but you asked me not to cover it.

Not even dogs are given to these reporters.

Cheng Sicheng was stunned for a moment and said, "Yes?"

"Yes!" said the assistant.

Cheng Sicheng looked at his assistant and said, "Is it true?"

Seeing Cheng Sicheng's look, the assistant reacted and said quickly: "No!"

"Well, you are very good!" Cheng Sicheng nodded and cursed: "These reporters are really like dogs, and I didn't mess with them!"

"Why are you chasing after me and biting me?"

assistant:""

You don’t even give them any red envelopes.

Aren't they going to chase you and bite you?

In the villa.

Yang Mi had just gotten off work and had already had dinner in the company.

She sat on the sofa for a while, then took out her phone to see what was new.

[It was revealed that Li Kun and Tong Liya entered and exited the hotel together for the second time...]

Yang Mi gritted her teeth and said: "Li Kun!!!!!"

Now she was really angry.

The first time she thought it was hype.

How can you hype the same topic for the second time?

She didn't believe it anyway.

Thinking of this, Yang Ning dialed Li Kun's phone number.

It didn't take long for the call to be answered.

On the other end of the phone at 1.3, Li Kun asked doubtfully: "Hey, Sister Mi, what's going on?"

"Did you climb into Tong Liya's bed?" Yang Mi's voice was cold.

"Sister Mi, didn't you accuse me unjustly?" Li Kun said, "It's nothing!"

"Then how come it was revealed on Weibo that you two went in and out of the hotel together?"

Li Kun comforted: "Isn't it normal that Tong Liya and I are on the same crew and go in and out of the hotel together?"

"And this is my second hype, to add a little more heat to the Chinatown detective. Sister Mi, please don't wrongly accuse a good person!"

After hearing this, Yang Mi said, "Is it true?"

"real!"

Li Kun comforted Yang Mi for a while and hung up the phone.

Looking at the hung up phone, Yang Mi gritted her teeth: "I believe you are the only one who has ghosts!"

She didn't believe a word of what Li Kun said on the phone.

Thinking of this, Yang Mi asked someone to book a ticket to Thailand.

*****

"Sister Yaya, you are here."

Ding ding——

A phone call rang.

"My cell phone rang."

Li Kun looked down and found that the caller ID turned out to be Cheng Sicheng, which made him even more excited.

"Take it!"

"Don't move around later!"

"I will definitely not move!"

Tong Liya answered the phone.

At the other end of the phone, Cheng Sicheng's questioning voice sounded, "What's going on between you and Li Kun?"

"No...no...no...nothing!"

"What's wrong with you?" Cheng Sicheng was confused on the other end of the phone.

"I...I...I'm...running!"

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