Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

"Fat Zhou, we suddenly broke up after three years together. I know you are feeling very uncomfortable now and your heart aches. This is because you have developed a sense of dependence."

"This sense of dependence will disappear in three months at most."

"Let it go. She doesn't love you anymore. What you need now is to keep yourself busy and stop thinking about it."

Li Kun sat down and began to persuade.

Falling in love and breaking up.

Some people experience heart pain at first.

This is because the sense of dependence is too strong and I can't live without it for a while.

But this sense of dependence will only last for three months at most.

Of course, there is one exception.

The kind of person who hasn't completely disconnected but continues to please others shamelessly.

Want to get it back again.

It's hard to forget this kind of thing because it's not completely broken.

Like quitting smoking,

You say five cigarettes today, three cigarettes tomorrow, and six cigarettes the day after tomorrow.

Can I quit like this?

Can't quit.

Also, between lovers, don’t say angry words, don’t say sarcastic words, and don’t stop talking.

"But I can't let it go." Fatty Zhou drank a glass of wine, tears filling his eyes.

"Then let it go."

Li Kun said: "The past does exist, but it does not mean that you have to be obsessed with it forever. The road is about, you have to move forward, and people have to look forward."

"What's past is past. Now that it's over, it's time for you to turn the page."

"Drink."

In the box.

Because Li Kun has eight golden kidneys, he found that his drinking ability was bottomless.

Fatty Zhou was already drunk.

But he was not drunk at all.

"Fat Zhou, Fatty Zhou..."

Li Kun patted it.

But Fatty Zhou didn't wake up, so he could only carry Fatty Zhou out of the box.

Fatty Zhou weighs more than 200 kilograms.

In the past, Li Kun might not be able to carry it back.

But it's different now.

After having eight golden kidneys.

He carried Fatty Zhou on his back without any pressure at all.

Easily.

"Swipe your card——" Li Kun settled the bill at the front desk.

After leaving the night KTV.

Li Kun found a nearby hotel.

Then put Fatty Zhou on the bed.

In the bathroom.

Li Kun took out a pill.

This is the body elixir obtained by checking in Yang Mi.

He hasn't taken it yet.

In addition to the body pill, there is also a script for the TV series Crazy.

But there is no soft use for him now.

Directing is also a technical job, and he can't do it now.

I can only check in later and see if I can show off my directing skills.

"I don't know how effective this elixir is."

Li Kun swallowed the body pill.

next moment,

He felt hot all over his body, and the bones in his body seemed to be moving, making him unbearably painful. Li Kun gritted his teeth and held the doorknob firmly with his hand.

After a long time.

The pain disappears,

Li Kun broke into a cold sweat.

"Phew, it's finally over."

The pain just now felt like someone was really tearing his bones apart.

"My strength..." Seeing that the doorknob in his hand had deformed, Li Kun said in shock: "If I punch with all my strength, I can't beat someone to death?"

"Eight-pack abs."

"Mermaid line."

"A male dog's waist."

"It's perfect, and it's getting harder."

in the bathroom,

Li Kun walked out satisfied.

But what Li Kun didn't know was that in addition to being able to create a perfect figure, this body elixir also had a special function.

In the villa,

"Little ancestor, what's wrong with you?"

Zeng Jia frowned when she saw Yang Mi limping.

As a woman, she understood something.

Of course, as long as it didn't come out, she wouldn't say much.

She has seen this kind of thing too many times in the entertainment industry.

"Is it really that fierce?" Zeng Jia was curious.

Everyone was limping.

How fierce is this?

She felt wet just thinking about it.

"Sister Zeng, do you know everything?" Yang Mi poured a glass of water, took a sip, and said, "I saw Liu Kaiwei in bed with a woman the day before yesterday. I want a divorce."

"ah?"

Zeng Jia frowned.

"This year is the most critical year for Jiaxing. If you get divorced now, entertainment media will be unfavorable to you."

"Let's wait until you win the gambling agreement."

"First prepare some evidence of Liu Kaiwei's cheating. If you release it when the time comes, the entertainment media will also favor you. -"

"Well -" Yang Mi nodded seriously.

"What activities are there today?"

Looking at Yang Mi limping in front of her,

Zeng Jia worriedly said: "There is an advertisement for a cosmetics brand, can you do it now?"

"Okay-" Yang Mi said.

at the same time.

in the hotel,

Li Kun watched short videos for a while.

"Captain Shamat, you are not in Shenyang at all, where have you gone, ah!!!"

But after watching this video, Fatty Zhou beside him muttered a few times and then got up.

"woke up?"

Li Kun put down his phone, turned around and asked, "How do you feel?"

"It's okay!" Fatty Zhou waved his hand.

He looked at the TV in the hotel with his eyes in trance.

Suddenly, Fatty Zhou picked up his mobile phone and clicked on his WeChat.

Looking at the messages sent by WeChat itself,

Got no reply.

"delete it."

Seeing Fatty Zhou's appearance, Li Kun said, "The next one will be better behaved."

"Kunzi, she is really different."

"She used to care about me very much. Whenever I didn't eat on time, she would feel sorry for me and make me remember to eat on time."

"For the sake of my health, she will punish me, 500 yuan each time."

Li Kun: "..."

Are you the evergreen tree among dog-lickers?

The mainstay in Joker?

"Kunzi, do you think there is any way to make Xiaomei fall in love with me again!" Fatty Zhou looked up at Li Kun.

Xiaomei,

That is, Fatty Zhou’s girlfriend of three years.

Li Kun was silent.

People are just having fun,

Make her fall in love with you again?

Then you have to wait until the fire breaks the lock, wait until the chicken has finished eating the rice, and wait until the dog has finished licking the noodles.

Then I might fall in love with you again.

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