Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

Chinatown Detective Crew.

Li Kun is directing actors in filming.

At this moment, Fatty Zhou came over and said mysteriously: "Brother Kun, I know if the shemale has a little brother!"

Hearing this, Li Kun was stunned.

He looked at Fatty Zhou with a shocked expression.

Unexpectedly, Fatty Zhou looked normal on the outside, but he was so wild inside.

He actually ran to play with transvestites?

Otherwise, how do you know if a shemale has a penis?

"You?" Li Kun was silent for a long time, gave a thumbs up and praised: "No, don't call me brother Kun, you are my brother now. Fatty Zhou, you can do it. Are you guys playing with shemales?"

"Ah?" Fatty Zhou was stunned for a moment, and understood that Li Kun had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Brother Kun, you are overthinking. It's not that I played with a transvestite, but that Wang Baoqiang and I went to the toilet yesterday, and there was a transvestite. Walked in!"

"Originally I was very excited, thinking that a woman had walked out of the toilet, but when he took it out, I... I found out that he was a man."

last night,

Fatty Zhou and Wang Baoqiang went to the bar.

After drinking a few drinks, I felt the urge to pee, so the two of them went to the toilet together.

Then I saw a ladyboy.

At the same time, it also solved Fatty Zhou’s doubts.

Shemales really do have little brothers.

"What did I think it was? If one day you play with a shemale, come and tell me!"

After listening to Fatty Zhou's explanation, Li Kun realized that he had misunderstood.

The originally excited heart couldn't help but feel suspended.

I thought Fatty Zhou was really a shemale!

Originally I just saw it in the toilet.

It made him excited for nothing.

"Now you know, how about I give you some ladyboys, and I'll pay for it for you!" Li Kun thought for a moment and said, "I'll add another ten thousand."

"Kunzi, no, Brother Kun, please don't test me!" Fatty Zhou said with firm eyes, "Don't say ten thousand, even one hundred thousand I won't play with a transvestite!"

He is physiologically normal, how could he play with transvestites?

He feels disgusted when he sees a transvestite!

"200,000!" Li Kun said.

"200,000?" Fatty Zhou swallowed and admitted that he was a little excited.

Some play and get 200,000.

This... This is very exciting for him!

But after thinking about it, Fatty Zhou shook his head with difficulty and said: "Brother Kun, please don't test me anymore, I only love my sister!!"

Li Kun gave a thumbs up and said, "Okay, you are ambitious!"

If I hadn't seen the wavering look in your eyes just now, I would have almost believed it.

"Li Kun!"

940 is at this time.

A soft voice sounded.

Li Kun turned around and looked.

But not far away, I saw Yang Mi, with a figure in a white T-shirt, billowy chest, and white shoes on her feet.

"What is this?" Hearing this voice, Fatty Zhou turned around and looked shocked. The next moment he looked shocked.

Isn't this... isn't this Yang Mi?

Why did she come here?

And judging from the situation, it seems that he is here to find Li Kun.

Do these two people know each other?

Fatty Zhou looked at Li Kun with a wonderful expression.

"Do you know each other?"

"We know each other!" Li Kun nodded and said, "I used to be in the crew of Three Lives, Three Worlds and Ten Miles of Peach Blossom, and Yang Mi was the starring role!"

"Oh!" Fatty Zhou suddenly realized, and then he remembered that Li Kun had played a role in "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom" before.

Moreover, Three Lives Three Worlds Ten Miles of Peach Blossom was invested by Yang Mi.

Some time ago, the number of views on the entire Internet of "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom" exceeded 15 billion.

Jiaxing immediately made money.

I heard that Yang Mi relied on this drama to directly complete the gambling agreement.

Li Kun walked over and asked, "Why are you here?"

"What?" Yang Mi crossed her arms and said angrily, "You're not welcome to me? Or will I disturb you and Tong Liya if I come here?"

Fatty Zhou on the side, when he heard Yang Mi's words, he realized that things seemed not as simple as he thought.

Would such a thing be said in a friendship?

Thinking of this, Fatty Zhou pretended not to hear it and laughed and said: "The sun is so bright today, son, I just remembered that I still have things to do, I have to go and get busy."

Fatty Zhou ran out quickly.

Having been in this circle for so long, he knows all too well that there are some things he can listen to and some things he cannot.

It's no good knowing too much.

Looking at Fatty Zhou's disappearing back, Li Kun smiled.

He's still so smart.

"How is that possible!" Li Kun turned around and said, "Isn't it sunny today? I'm afraid you'll get tanned!"

"I put on sunscreen!" Yang Mi said angrily: "Why didn't I see you and Tong Liya chewing on each other?"

Li Kun:

listen,

Listen,

Is this something a person can say?

What a bazaar mouth!

"Sister Mi, please don't slander me!" Li Kun said as he walked away: "I'm going to film a movie. If you slander me again, I will take you to court when (cgcg) comes!!!"

"Haha——" Yang Mi crossed her arms and showed a sarcastic smile.

at this time,

Chinatown Detective Crew,

Xiao Yang plays Kuntai.

Xiao Yang slammed the table, stood up and said angrily: "Huang Landeng, what do you mean?"

"You came to my territory to arrest people without saying hello?"

"You still want to arrest my people!"

"asshole!!!"

In the police station,

Everyone looked at Kuntai and said nothing.

Huang Landeng, played by Chen Chichi, has a band-aid on his nose and a pen in his hand. He looks at Kuntai in front of him and wonders: "Your person?"

"Waste painting——" Kuntai stretched out his hand and gestured, and said: "Who in the whole Chinatown doesn't know that Tang Ren is my horse?"

"You ask them which one doesn't know?"

"What evidence do you have to arrest someone?"

At this moment.

The director spoke. "Langdon, respond!"

Langdon Huang nodded, stood up, walked to the stage, coughed, and said, "Three months ago, four gold shops in Chinatown were robbed overnight!"

"One hundred and one kilograms of gold bars and nuggets lost!"

"One of the first theft gangs we targeted was Sompa..."

"Tang Ren, Tang Ren's fingerprints are all on the murder weapon..."

"So I conclude that Tang Ren is the little one among the five suspects."

"Did it succeed?" Huang Langdon shouted.

"Success!!" A group of people below started clapping.

Kuntai saw that his men were also clapping their hands, and he lifted up his stool angrily.

When the man saw that the boss was getting angry, he immediately stopped clapping.

"Sir Kun————" Seeing Kun Tai's anger, Langdon Huang walked over and said with a smile: "What else do you have to say?"

Kuntai pinched his nose, raised his head and raised his chest and said, "No, I want to make it clear here that I have nothing to do with this Tang Ren!"

"Hahaha——" Langdon Huang laughed loudly and said, "Didn't you say that everyone in Chinatown knows that Tang Ren is your horse boy?"

"And I heard that in any private detective agency, you are the boss behind it!"

Xiao Yang does have acting skills.

Don't look at him as a singer.

But in the early days, Xiao Yang became popular because of a short video paired with a song.

When Kuntai, played by Xiao Yang, heard this, he pointed at Huang Landeng with trembling hands and said, "I'm warning you, don't talk nonsense. I will sue you for slander, do you know?"

"I'm suing you for slander!!"

"He slandered me! He slandered me!"

"Oh, night, oh, night!" At this moment, Ridao's phone rang.

It's Kuntai's cell phone.

Everyone saw the call and found it was Tang Ren.

All the people gathered around.

Quintiles answered the phone, "Sawadika!"

"Brother Tai..."

Before Tang Ren could finish speaking, Kuntai hurriedly said: "What the hell are you? How dare you kill someone!"

"I give you six hours to come to the police station and surrender!"

"Brother Tai, I..."

"What am I?" Kuntai warned: "You must not think about running away. You must not think about leaving Thailand on a smuggling ship and then transferring to Vietnam, Myanmar...Cambodia!"

"You...don't let me see you!"

"If you let me see you, I will kill you in minutes!"

After saying that, Taikun immediately hung up the phone.

Looking at the eyes of the people around him, Tai Kun quickly expressed his stance, "I am sworn in with sin!"

"good!!!!"

"Ka--" At this moment, Li Kun shouted: "This is passed, Xiao Yang did a good job, I will give you a Thai shemale tonight.

When Xiao Yang heard the compliment, he was originally happy, but when he heard the following words, his expression suddenly collapsed.

no,

How do you repay kindness with hatred?

"Director Li, didn't I do a good job?" Xiao Yang cried sadly: "How can you repay kindness with hatred?"

Li Kun laughed: "Hahaha!"

not far away,

Yang Mi watched this scene and found it quite funny.

time flies.

The Chinatown detectives were proceeding in an orderly manner.

Weibo

Cheng Sicheng posted five posts a day, all of them scolding Li Kun.

Li Kun read these posts.

But ignored it.

He's holding back his ultimate move.

night,

Tong Liya asked curiously: "Yang Mi, do you know Li Kun?"

"Of course I know you!" Yang Mi said.

"When did we meet?" Tong Liya asked.

"Three Lives, Three Worlds and Ten Miles of Peach Blossom Crew!"

Tong Liya and Yang Mi started chatting.

But Tong Liya felt that Yang Mi's words were so sinister.

Doesn’t she know about my relationship with Li Kun?

Tong Liya thought so.

in the hotel,

"Squat down!" Li Kun said.

Yang Mi walked over.

After a long time.

Yang Mi was already tired and fell asleep.

Seeing Yang Mi sleeping, Li Kun got up and walked out of the room.

the other side.

Tong Liya heard the knock on the door, walked over and asked who it was.

Hearing Li Kun's voice, he opened the door.

"Did Yang Mi find out about our affairs? I was chatting with her just now, and I felt like she was speaking in a weird way!" Tong Liya said.

"You are thinking too much!" Li Kun said: "She speaks in a weird way."

"All right!"

"Hurry up, I'm dying of thirst!"

"It hurts my hair!"

Late at night.

Li Kun returned to his hotel.

Seeing that Yang Mi was still sleeping, she went to bed.

The next day, early morning.

Yang Mi woke up.

Looking at Li Kun who was sleeping soundly, he reached out and touched his face.

"You are the puppy!" Yang Mi said softly.

Seeing that Li Kun was not awake, Changmi got under the quilt.

In his sleep, Li Kun felt like something was biting him.

Li Kun was startled when he saw it was Yang Mi.

Breathed a sigh of relief.

He thought a dog was biting him!

"Woo

After a long time.

Yang Mi licked the corner of her mouth.

"what time is it

?" Li Kun asked.

Yang Mi took out her phone, glanced at the time, and said, "It's eight o'clock!"

"It's time for me to go to the crew!" Li Kun said: "If you are hungry, you can go have breakfast by yourself!"

"But you just ate soy milk, I don't think you can have breakfast!"

"Go to hell you----"

Chinatown crew.

At this moment, Fatty Zhou ran over and said, "Kunzi, are you taking action again?"

"What's going on?" Li Kun looked confused.

Fatty Zhou asked: "The hot searches on Weibo are not your handiwork?"

"What are you talking about?" Li Kun asked, "What happened?"

"See for yourself!" Fatty Zhou took out his phone and handed it over.

Li Kun took the phone and looked at it.

Hot searches on Weibo.

[Intimate photos of Tong Liya and Li Kun from the crew!!!]

Li Kun clicked on it and started reading.

5 photos in total.

In some of them, Tong Liya puts her hands on Li Kun's shoulders, talking and laughing, and her smile is very sweet.

"Do you want to press the hot search?" Fatty Zhou said.

"Press the hot search?" Li Kun laughed: "Isn't this going to increase the popularity of the Chinatown detective? Is there any substantial evidence?"

"And Cheng Sicheng scolds me on Weibo every day. What's wrong with me chatting with his wife?"

"As expected of you, Kunzi!" Fatty Zhou gave a thumbs up.

Domestic, Weibo.

Saw this hot search for Li Kun and Tong Liya.

The people who eat melons can't sit still.

"Tong Liya smiles so sweetly, why do I feel that these two are a real couple, and Cheng Sicheng is a stranger.

"Hahahaha, I don't think anyone said that the two of them have nothing to do with each other. Last time they went in and out of the hotel together, what about now?"

"The way Tong Liya looks at Li Kun makes me feel like I'm going to get swollen. Director Cheng Sicheng is being cheated on!!!!!!!"

"It hurts, it hurts too much..."

"Eat melon, eat melon...

Beijing Love Story crew.

"Boss, boss, big thing!" At this moment, "the assistant ran over.

Cheng Sicheng, who was directing actors in filming, didn't like being disturbed while filming. He frowned and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Boss, you'd better see for yourself!" The assistant glanced at the top of Cheng Sicheng's head and felt that the green light emitting from Cheng Sicheng's head was so bright and dazzling.

Cheng Sicheng took the phone and looked at it.

in the photo,

Tong Liya looked at Li Kun with eyes so full of love.

"I'm going to fuck Li Kun!" Cheng Sicheng felt like he was being cheated on, "Li Kun, I'm going to kill you!!!!!"

Chinatown Detective Crew.

"Is everything going to be okay?" Tong Liya asked worriedly.

"It's nothing big, just a few photos!" Li Kun reassured: "They don't have substantive evidence, so don't worry!"

"Okay!" Tong Liya nodded.

Thailand airport.

As soon as Gao Yuanyuan got off the plane, she rushed to the Chinatown detective crew.

In the car, Gao Yuanyuan saw the hot searches on Weibo.

Gao Yuanyuan said angrily: "Tong Liya..."

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