Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

"Liu Shishi, I, Cao Nima, you are a bastard..."

Why couldn't Wu Qilong hear this sound?

Before Liu Shishi could speak, Wu Qilong hung up the phone.

He was afraid that if he continued to listen, his mentality would explode.

Liu Shishi put down her phone, turned her head and said, "He hung up.

"Is this the case? I have such a bad attitude. Ignore him!" After hearing this, Li Kun said: "Let's continue..."

early in the morning,

Around two o'clock,

Liu Shishi had fallen asleep. Li Kun walked out of the room, took out his cell phone from his pocket, and turned it on.

What happened to Sun Li last time?

He shuts down his phone before getting down to business.

After booting up,

Sure enough, there was a missed call, and it was from Yang.

And he hit three.

Li Kun thought for a while and chose to turn off the phone instead of dialing the phone.

door.

Li Kun took out the key and opened the door.

Card smashed...

Opened the door and walked in.

"Hey, Director Li, where have you been?"

At this moment,

A voice sounded.

Yang Mi was seen standing beside the bed with her arms folded and a cold look on her face.

"What's wrong?" Li Kun looked confused.

"What's wrong?" Yang Mi laughed angrily, "I made three calls and all of them were turned off. You ask me what's wrong?"

"Tell me, did you go to Liu Shishi's bed?"

Hearing this,

Li Kun understood that it was his turn to perform, but he saw a look of disbelief on his face and said: "The phone is turned off? No?"

"No?" Yang Mi sneered: "Haha..."

"Let me take a look!" Li Kun took out his cell phone and then said: "It seems that it is really turned off, "373", I thought you had forgotten me, why didn't you call me today... …”

Yang Mi walked over, took a look, and said, "The phone is out of battery?"

"The battery is out. I forgot to charge it this morning!" Li Kun said, "Otherwise, would I not answer your call?"

"Haha..." Yang Mi sneered.

"What are you doing?" Li Kun said angrily: "What kind of look are you looking at? My phone's battery is really out..."

"Do you think I believe it?" Yang Mi said.

"It's already out of battery. Turn it on. I'm going to charge my phone..." Li Kun walked aside and picked up the charger to charge it.

After doing this.

Li Kun turned his head and asked, "By the way, you're so late, why didn't you sleep?"

"What do you think?" Yang Mi said with a dark face.

She called Li Kun three times.

It always says shut down.

How could she sleep?

"Oh!" Li Kun suddenly understood and said: "You are thirsty. You want to wait for me to come back and quench your thirst. Next time I am not here, you can actually use something to quench your thirst...

"Go to hell you………"

"Be brave, Elbow, follow me into the bathroom

"don't want…………"

The next day, early morning.

Li Kun opened the quilt and got up.

At this time, Yang was still sleeping.

Li Kun walked into the bathroom and started washing.

After washing up, Li Kun walked to the bed and stretched out his hand to push Yang Mi.

Yang Mi murmured in a daze: "No, I was wrong..."

Suddenly, Yang Mi opened her eyes, looked at Li Kun with a smile on her face, and said angrily: "What are you doing????"

"It's okay. I just want to see if you are asleep. You can continue sleeping..." Li Kun smiled, turned around and left.

"Li Kun, I'm going to kill you..." Upon hearing this, Yang Mi picked up a pillow and threw it at her.

But Li Kun dodged it.

Looking at Li Kun's disappearing figure, Yang Mi said angrily: "Aren't you cheap?

The crew of The Richest Man in Xihong City.

Li Kun plays Wang Duoyu, who is sitting in front of the mirror and carefully checking his hairstyle.

"Mr. Wang." At this moment, Xia Zhu, played by Liu Shishi, came over and said: "I have already settled the payment for you to rent the dress, and the investment company's bidding advertisement has also been published in the newspaper. In addition, , the Hengtai team has accepted your friendship offer of ten million to one game..."

Li Kun turned around, opened his eyes wide, and said: "Really??"

"I think you should think about it carefully?"

"Don't think about it, just send the money quickly, it's great..." Li Kun clapped his hands excitedly, "It's so worth it..."

"Also, I really don't understand that if you rent everything, nothing will be your personal property.

Li Kun lay on the sofa and said: "I have to be different from the nouveau riche. I must concentrate on my career and spend money on the handle of the knife and the back of the knife."

The richest man in Xihong City was taking pictures in an orderly manner.

the other side.

in the villa,

Wu Qilong had heavy dark circles under his eyes and looked like he had not had a good rest.

He was so angry that he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep last night.

Ding ding——

At this moment.

The phone rang.

Wu Qilong weakly picked up the phone, glanced at the caller ID, and found that it was a call from express delivery.

"Hello? Is this Mr. Wu Qilong?" The voice of the courier boy rang on the other end of the phone.

"Yes!" Wu Qilong nodded.

"Here is your express delivery. I have left the door of the express room. You can come down and get it when the time comes...|||

"My express delivery?" Wu Qilong was stunned for a moment and said: "I didn't buy express delivery..."

"That's right, your name is written on it, as well as your address..."

"I know, just leave it at the door and I'll go get it later!" Wu Qilong hung up the phone.

Got up and walked out.

At the door, there was indeed a courier quietly placed there.

Wu Qilong looked down.

The sender is private.

"Who sent it?" Wu Qilong thought for a moment and said, "It can't be Ji Kun again, right?"

But it felt impossible.

Because Li Kun sent the express a few days ago.

How could anyone be so free!

Wu Qilong picked up the express and walked into the house.

In the room, Wu Qilong took out the scissors and opened the express delivery.

What caught my eye was a bottle.

There is also an endorsement photo of Li Kun on the bottle.

Below it is written Liuwei Dihuang Wan.

"I'm going to Nima's Li Kun..." After seeing this, Wu Qilong already understood.

At this moment, Wu Qilong saw a note.

He picked it up and read it.

Contents of the note:

"Brother Wu Qilong, I heard that you got divorced recently. I think it was because of kidney deficiency. I am kind-hearted and hate people with kidney deficiency the most, so I sent you a few more bottles. This is my endorsement. I will send it to you every day in the future. I wish you a speedy recovery!”

—Li Kun”

After reading it, Wu Qilong said angrily: "What the hell, are you free????"

"Cao Nima, I need this kind of thing???"

And you send it every day, you are so mean.

Thinking of this, Wu Qilong took out his mobile phone and dialed Li Kun's number.

The crew of The Richest Man in Xihong City.

Li Kun had just finished filming and was sitting on a small bench with Bai Lu massaging him behind him.

Assistant,

Of course it's for massage.

"Harder..." Li Kun squinted his eyes and found that Bailu's massage skills had gradually improved. It seemed that the training was very good.

"Boss, I'm an assistant, not a technician." Youlu said with a dark face: "Can you let me massage in the future..."

Li Kun said: "Next time I will definitely..."

Ding ding

At this moment.

The phone rang.

Li Kun took out his cell phone, took a look, and found that it was Wu Qilong calling.

"Why are you calling me?" Li Kun was stunned for a moment, wondering why Wu Qilong was calling!

Bailu stopped the massage and stood aside waiting quietly.

"Hello?" Li Kun answered the phone and said, "Brother Wu Qilong, what's the matter with you calling me?"

On the other end of the phone, Wu Qilong said angrily: "Liuwei Dihuang Pill, what do you think I want from you????"

Li Kun pretended to be enlightened and said with a smile: "You are here to thank me, right? Harm, some worthless medicines, and I am the spokesperson. I take the medicines for free, so you can eat them well and get better soon." ………”

"No need to thank you, I have a Bodhisattva heart here..."

Hearing this, Yuanlu Long laughed angrily.

listen,

Is this something a person can say?

Thank you?

I thank you Nima.

"Thank you, don't send it to me next time. I don't need it..." Wu Qilong said angrily.

"No, Wu Qilong, what do you mean?" Li Kun said angrily: "I kindly sent you medicine, and I rounded it up, so I can be considered your benefactor. You don't appreciate it, so forget it. You still called me to scold me, but you Is this what people do???”

"Do you still have any humanity???"

After listening to the narration, the narrator almost laughed out loud.

She found out that her boss was really mean.

"Fuck you..." Wu Qilong hung up the phone......

Looking at the hung up phone.

Li Kun sighed and said: "It's hard to be a good person nowadays, let's show it."

"Boss, I find you are so mean!" Bai Lu said with a smile.

"What are you talking about?" Li Kun glared at Bai Lu and said, "I'll fire you tomorrow..."

"Boss, what I just said was wrong. You are not cheap. You are the best boss in the world..." After hearing this, Bai Lu hurriedly said: "Boss, please don't fire #J... .."

"Yeah!" Li Kun nodded and said, "My shoulders are a little sore.

Bailu stretched out her hand to massage Li Kun.

"Well, yes, you are very good..." Li Kun squinted his eyes and nodded.

Bailu:

If it weren't for the salary, she wouldn't be so humble.

Evil capitalist.

Weibo,

Feng Dapao scolded Li Kun every day.

"Damn it, it's been a few days, why are you scolding me every day? Isn't Li Jing the wife of Cannon????"

"I think it's very possible, otherwise why would I be scolding him every day? So I guess Li Kun cheated on his wife..."

"Li Kun didn't even reply. Could it be that he feels guilty??????"

"My brother wouldn't do such a thing..."

"Your brother does this kind of thing every day..."

"Hahahaha, Li Gou's life is my dream..."

Weibo,

Li Kun also saw the post posted by Feng Dapao.

But he didn't reply.

This is so obvious to stir up the heat.

If Feng Dapao was popular, Li Kun would have replied, but Feng Dapao was really stingy and wouldn't even invite the navy.

This is his reply to a fair!

night,

"Kunzi, do you want to go to the club? I recently found a technician with great tolerance - Fatty Zhou gestured with his hands and smiled obscenely: "I can't catch him.

It’s over, I can’t catch it all at all…”

Li Kun raised his head, smiled and cursed: "Damn it, you've been here in Xiamen for so long, you have to go to the club every night, how come you didn't die in there????"

"I'm already dead in there. It's so comfortable." Fatty Zhou smiled and said, "Would you like to go?"

"Are you treating me?" Li Kun asked.

"Kunzi, do you want to listen to what you are saying?" Fatty Zhou said, "Of course it's your treat..."

"Hello?" Hearing this, Li Kun pretended that there was a call, turned around and left: "Oh, I'll be there right away, wait for me.

Fatty Zhou:

The mobile phone screen is all black. You take a call from Mao.

It's gone, the feelings have faded.

No one is invited to the club.

It hurts, it hurts too much...

In the private room,

Li Kun and Song 1.6 iron drink.

"Hey, how dare you come here?" Li Kun laughed.

"Am I afraid of you?" Song Tie rolled his eyes, "Are you good at anything?..."

"You'll know if you try it..." Li Kun smiled: "Drink..."

"Just drink, I'm afraid of you????"

The two toasted and drank.

After a long time.

Li Kun took out his mobile phone and looked at the time and found that half an hour had passed.

On the table, Song Tie's face was rosy, making him look even more attractive.

"Drink..." Song Tie raised his glass and said.

Li Kun raised his glass and drank.

time flies.

boom

But he saw Song Tie lying on the table.

Seeing this scene, Li Kun secretly said: "Made, are you saying I can't do it? I want you to look good later..."

Just to be on the safe side.

He booked a hotel somewhere else.

in the room,

Li Kun threw Song Tie on the bed.

Suddenly, Song Tie opened his eyes and his voice was full of temptation: "Can you do it????"

Hearing this,

Li Kun was angry from the bottom of his heart.

Directly gave Song Tie a rectification on the spot...

"Can I do it???????"

"say………………"

"Okay, you...you are so good..."

"Dad, I was wrong..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully checking in with Song Tie and getting the reward..."

ps: The monthly ticket hasn’t moved for a few days, woo woo woo, give me some, you will be happy