Entertainment: I treat you as my sister, but you want to pick me up?
Chapter 5 What a headache
The sun is shining and the weather is fine. Today is a good day for a picnic.
The taxi stopped on the side of the road. When Jiang Luoli got out of the car, the first thing she did was give Xuan Yiran a hug.
"Yiran, long time no see!"
Jiang Luoli held Xuan Yiran's arm affectionately and said.
"Yeah, I've been very busy with work recently." Xuan Yiran nodded, naturally focusing on Jiang Yan.
"Brother Jiang Yan, do you miss me?"
Xuan Yiran said with a smile.
"I want to..." Jiang Yan's expression was a little unnatural.
If I wanted to find Xuan Yiran, let alone five hundred, I wouldn't be able to come even with five thousand!
Jiang Yan just hoped that this crazy woman would be normal today and not go crazy at every turn.
At Jiang Luoli's birthday party two years ago, Jiang Yan was happily drinking juice in the corner, when Xuan Yiran suddenly approached Jiang Yan and wanted to share a drink.
"Brother Jiang Yan, if you drink a glass of beer, it's not too much for me to blow on one, right?"
Xuan Yiran hugged Jiang Yan very bravely.
If I drink a glass and you blow a bottle, will I drink you to death in no time?
Jiang Yan agreed immediately.
But who would have thought that Xuan Yiran had such a good drinking capacity, Jiang Yan felt dizzy after drinking five bottles of beer, and Xuan Yiran was still in high spirits after drinking seven or eight boxes of beer!
"Are you leaving the fish? Keep drinking, and the waiter will bring two more boxes!"
Jiang Yan vaguely felt that he was drunk that night, and had no memory of what he did when he was drunk.
It wasn't until the next day that Jiang Yan saw the video Xuan Yiran sent him.
In the video, he was drunk, whistling and doing a striptease.
Jiang Luoli, Xuan Yiran, and several girls kept clapping and praising their dancing skills loudly, which fascinated them.
What is social death?
This is called a large-scale social death scene!
Although the video has been deleted after Jiang Yan strongly requested (begged), from then on, Jiang Yan would think of what happened that night every time he saw Xuan Yiran.
"I miss you too."
Xuan Yiran took out a rubber band to tie her hair into a neat ponytail, opened the trunk, and took out the picnic tools one by one from the car.
"This barbecue grill hasn't been used for a long time, and it's all ashes."
Xuan Yiran placed the small barbecue grill on the ground and took out a paper towel to wipe away the ashes on her legs that she accidentally touched.
Suddenly, Jiang Yan was attracted by Xuan Yiran's straight and slender thighs.
Xuan Yiran is very tall, her legs alone are more than one meter long. It is not in vain that Jiang Yan gave her the second nickname besides the crazy woman.
Legs are having fun!
It's a pity that I'm not wearing white silk, otherwise it would be even more perfect.
"I'm just looking at something, come here and help."
Jiang Luoli urged.
She just gave Jiang Yan 500 service fees, and she wants to have sex for free without working?
"Here we come." Jiang Yan responded and moved the barbecue grill to the grass in the distance.
Blue sky and white clouds lie on the lush green grassland, next to a clear flowing stream.
"gorgeous."
Jiang Luoli sat on the blanket wearing sunglasses.
"I haven't enjoyed it like this for a long time." Xuan Yiran stretched out comfortably.
"Beautiful!"
Jiang Yan was sweating profusely and threw the tent aside. He was very tired when he saw that there were so many things to move in the distance.
You two really enjoy it, but your feelings have tricked me into working as a hard worker, right?
Jiang Luoli took off her sunglasses and glanced at Jiang Yan.
"Useless man."
"Luo Li, how could you talk to brother Jiang Yan like this?"
"Brother Jiang Yan, thank you for your hard work. I just remembered that I didn't put on sunscreen. How about you apply it for me after you finish moving?"
Looking at Xuan Yiran's beautiful legs, Jiang Yan smiled.
Seducing me?
Am I the kind of person who is easily tempted?!
"It's done in ten minutes!" Jiang Yan felt like there was endless power in his body.
"Damn it, I asked him to help me apply sunscreen, and I've never seen him so excited."
Jiang Luoli complained.
"You are his sister, of course Jiang Yan is not interested."
"Who wants to be his sister?"
"Why don't you be a sister? Husband?" Xuan Yiran said jokingly.
"That's what I think. Jiang Yan is not my parents' biological son, so I can bully him for the rest of my life."
Jiang Luoli opened the sunscreen and applied it on her arms.
"Luo Li, your idea is very dangerous."
"Danger, what danger? It is indeed dangerous to apply sunscreen on your back. Your arms can easily break. I can apply sunscreen on your back for free!"
Jiang Yan came over.
"Look at your perverted look!" Jiang Luoli rolled her eyes.
"Why call a man a man if he's not sexy?"
Jiang Yan asked rhetorically.
"What about the man doing the striptease?" Xuan Yiran said teasingly.
Jiang Yan: "..."
"Apply it yourself."
Recalling the scene of him whistling and doing a striptease that night, Jiang Yan had no interest in putting sunscreen on his legs.
In the end, after Xuan Yiran begged, Jiang Yan reluctantly gave her a leg beauty spa.
People picnicking around expressed envy when they saw Jiang Yan.
One beauty is not enough, two?!
Your waist will not be broken when you wake up tomorrow morning!
Looking at Jiang Luoli and Xuan Yiran who were flying kites, Jiang Yan lay like a salted fish on the grass.
"Why can't this kite fly? It's as useless as Jiang Yan. It can't even last three seconds!"
Jiang Luoli wiped the sweat from her forehead and chose to give up.
"That's because your skills are not good. If your skills are good, you can last for three hours, let alone three seconds!"
Jiang Yan patted his butt and stood up, picked up the kite and started to show off its operation. After a while, the kite was soaring in the air and standing still.
"Okay Jiang Yan, I didn't expect you to have talent in this area." Jiang Luoli took the kite string and played with it happily.
"That is."
Jiang Yan said proudly.
"As expected of someone who does craft work every day."
Jiang Yan: "???"
If you want to drive, just say so. Flying a kite has nothing to do with doing crafts.
Because Xuan Yiran had to drive, she did not drink at night, which made Jiang Yan fortunate to have escaped.
While eating barbecue, humming songs, lying on the grass and watching the stars, Jiang Luoli and Xuan Yiran drove like crazy, and Jiang Yan was already used to it.
Anyway, the car door has been welded shut and I can't get out of the car. Since I can't resist, I can only enjoy it.
There was no talking all night, on the way back in the morning.
"I don't know when I will get together with Yiran next time."
Jiang Luoli sighed.
"Don't worry, I bet 50 cents that she will resign within half a month." Jiang Yan opened the car window.
It can be seen from the Mercedes Benz that Xuan Yiran drives that her family is not short of money.
Xuan Yiran, who just graduated from college this year, has changed jobs seven or eight times. Each time, she would work for a few days and then quit, then drive away in her Mercedes.
Half a month ago, Xuan Yiran found a publishing house as an editor. Based on Jiang Yan's understanding of her, Xuan Yiran would give up her job and leave in as little as half a month and as little as seven days.
"She really likes this job."
Jiang Luoli looked at the scenery outside the window.
"I don't know if the audience will like my performance after "Future Rising Star" airs on Saturday."
Jiang Yan also had a lot of thoughts.
When you play the black game later, you must trick Lao Wang into choosing a stone man and play compression by yourself!
At home, Jiang's mother was cleaning the house, and August was huddled in the corner of the sofa with a hunched face.
Jiang Yan picked up Fatty Lan and looked at the scratches on the sofa. He knew that August was scolded by his mother for scratching the sofa.
"I go to bed after eating every day, just like a pig." Jiang Yan stroked August skillfully.
Meow--
August didn't resist. He enjoyed Jiang Yan's caress and barked to prove that he was a cat and not a pig.
"Son, what do you want to eat for lunch?"
After cleaning up, Mother Jiang took the baton and started petting the cat.
"Mom, everything you make is delicious, and I love to eat it all." Jiang Yan frantically flattered the Queen Mother.
"You just know how to make me happy. Okay, mom will make braised pork for you at noon."
Jiang's mother turned to look at Jiang Luoli, who was lying on the bed after returning home.
"What do you want to eat?"
“Coconut chicken!”
"Braised pork?"
"Coconut chicken!" Jiang Luoli said loudly.
"I heard, you want to eat braised pork for lunch."
Ignoring Jiang Luoli's protest, Jiang's mother and Jiang Yan chatted.
"How was your sister's recording of the show yesterday?"
Mother Jiang asked.
Jiang Luoli applied for the Yenching Academy of the Arts without permission and secretly signed up to participate in "Future Rising Star" last month, which made Jiang's mother very angry.
But now that things have come to this, Mother Jiang has no choice but to accept it.
On the surface, Jiang's mother didn't care about Jiang Luoli's participation in "Future Rising Star". In fact, privately, she watched the show without missing a beat and even asked the neighbors to vote for Jiang Luoli.
"It's okay. It's safe to advance to the semi-finals."
Jiang Yan said.
"Your sister is quite talented." Mother Jiang put on her reading glasses and took out her mobile phone.
"Son, please vote on this page. I vote for your sister every day."
"Hmm." Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment when he saw the page on his mobile phone.
It seems that my mother made a mistake and voted for Xi Youle above Jiang Luoli...
This was embarrassing. Jiang Yan didn't say it out loud because he didn't know if the uncles and aunties in the neighborhood had made a mistake.
Time flies so fast, "Future Rising Star" will be broadcast on time at 8pm on Saturday night.
The whole family was sitting on the sofa, especially Jiang Luoli, who was staring at the TV screen intently.
"Mom and Dad, it's my turn!"
At nine ten, Jiang Luoli said excitedly.
Jiang Yan stroked the cat seriously.
He already knew the result. If Jiang Luoli hadn't forced him to do so, he should have taken a dip in the canyon.
"As expected of my daughter, she sounds great."
Father Jiang gave a thumbs up.
He had watched the previous few programs and his daughter's performance was mediocre, but this program made Father Jiang look at his daughter with admiration.
"Please ask the four mentors to vote."
After the beautiful host finished speaking, the camera turned to the four instructors.
"I..."
Liang Xinghuai's words "I" just popped up, and the advertisements were seamlessly connected.
audience:"???"
"What a shame, they put ads every time at critical moments. I really want to send the program crew a razor blade!"
"After Jiang Luoli sang that heartfelt gesture and winked, she was so cute and sweet. She wanted to fall in love after listening to me!"
"I went for Xi Youle. I didn't expect Jiang Luoli to perform so amazingly on this show. Who should I vote for tomorrow? It's really confusing!"
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