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The Monk’s Wooden Fish

Lu Ze returned to the house.

Hua Chenyu is still stirring the strings of the piano in an unearthly way.

Wang Hedi finished cleaning and went upstairs to rest.

The female guests also finished washing the dishes, Reba returned to the room, and Meng Ziyi, Yang Chaoyue and Zhao Jinmai came to sit on the sofa.

“Where are we going in the afternoon?”

Meng Ziyi quickly pulled Lu Ze and asked.

Even though they were just a couple for a day, she didn’t intend to let him go.

“It’s hot now and it’s cool by the stream. Let’s go catch crabs.”

“Okay, okay!”

Meng Ziyi was impatient. When she heard something interesting, she was eager to fly to the stream immediately.

As soon as he said that, he went upstairs to the room, applied sunscreen, put on his ice sleeves and came out.

Lu Ze also went to the storage room to find a small bucket, put on his straw hat and said, “Let’s go.” ”

I’ll go too!”

Yang Chaoyue didn’t care whether there were rules or not. She was originally here to participate in the show, so she came as she pleased.

You can also relax when you go out to play, but you can only be baptized by the magic sound of Huachenyu when you stay indoors.

“I want to go too.”

Zhao Jinmai hesitated for a while, then weakly raised his hand and went back to the house to prepare sun protection equipment.

“Take me with you!”

Hua Chenyu, regardless of whether everyone welcomed him or not, quickly put aside the guitar in his hand like a hot potato and followed him shamelessly.

In this way, the three women and two men walked towards the stream together.

Lu Ze was the most familiar with the road conditions and led the way.

Three female guests followed closely behind.

Hua Chenyu walked at the end, muttering to herself along the way:

“The air here is so good, it’s very suitable for retirement.”

As he spoke, he opened his arms and looked like he was intoxicated.

“The mountains are good, the water is good, and the people are good.” He

suddenly said in a high-profile manner:

“Look, there are children digging wild vegetables over there. It’s so cute.” As he said this, he stretched out his

hand to stop a little girl passing by, with a smile on his face. With a kind smile like a deputy uncle:

“Little sister, why are you going out to dig wild vegetables on such a hot day?”

Suddenly blocked by the strange uncle with an octopus head and eyeliner in front of her, the little girl stepped back in fear. He retreated, looking too panicked to speak.

Lu Ze couldn’t help but look back and said,

“It’s always dark here at night. If you don’t come out during the day, you’ll be eaten by wolves when you come out at night.”

After hearing this, Hua Chenyu nodded as if he had some understanding.

“Then are you playing a game to see who can dig more?”

As soon as these words came out, everyone frowned and shook their heads speechlessly.

Obviously, these wild vegetables were dug up by local children and prepared to be eaten.

The local area is one of the poorest areas in China, and wild vegetables are the main food on the villagers’ tables.

Hua Chenyu didn’t feel embarrassed at all, but smiled proudly at the three female guests.

In his opinion, his love for children at this time will definitely make the female guests feel that he is kind.

The little girl replied weakly: “No, dig it back and pickle the sauerkraut.”

Hua Chenyu asked again: “Why do you want to eat sauerkraut? Isn’t there any meat?”

The little girl was dumbfounded by the question and replied directly: “No.”

The guests frowned more and more when they heard this.

Who would have thought…

Hua Chenyu continued to ask: “Why don’t you eat meat? Is it not delicious?”

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The little girl had to answer truthfully: “Meat is too expensive and I can’t afford it.”

At this time, everyone felt , that should be the end of it.

However…

Hua Chenyu thought he was very funny and said: “You still know the price of meat, I don’t even know.”

However, he didn’t know that the live broadcast room had already exploded.

“Huahua loves children so much. He must be a kind person.”

“This little girl is so good at meeting Huahua!”

“Huahua is so down-to-earth and has no airs at all.”

“The Master is really good. , I used to think that he was just a shameless fan, but I didn’t expect that the master is just as crazy!” ”

Why not eat minced meat? Master Hua doesn’t know the sufferings of the world at all! Instead, he thought he was kind and funny.” “I have been in trouble before

. , and later there was Hua Chenyu, known in history as the Twin Evils of Minced Meat.”

“I am a doctor, and I suggest that Master Hua go to the hospital to register.”

“Come on and kill this girl with a bolt of lightning. I can’t stand it anymore.”

Studio.

Seeing this scene, even He Jiu, who had experienced many battles and had saved countless live broadcast accidents, didn’t know how to explain this scene at this moment.

He Jiu never expected that Hua Chenyu would become the biggest black swan in his hosting career.

Even Da Zhangwei, who always loved making jokes, showed an expression of disbelief.

Only Zhang Hanyun muttered in a low voice: “Isn’t Hua Chenyu a little nervous?”

Ning Jing reminded quietly: “Hangyun, don’t dare to talk nonsense, it will be embarrassing.”

Yang Chaoyue and Meng Ziyi couldn’t help but sigh, almost embarrassed Pasty.

Zhao Jinmai felt even more unwell…

Hua Chenyu, why did you come with me when you said you had nothing to do? Then you gave me a disgusting meal and showed off your presence in front of the little girl, giving you a sense of superiority?

Lu Ze, who was walking in front, staggered and almost fell.

He really couldn’t figure out…

what kind of brain circuit Hua Chenyu had to be able to say these words.

He walked back and patted his shoulder, and said sincerely:

“Really, Hua Chenyu, if you are in the temple, you will be the monk’s wooden fish.” ”

What do you mean?” Meng Ziyi on the side seemed to understand.

“It’s a piece of cake.” After saying this, Lu Ze returned to the front and continued to lead the way.

Hearing this, Meng Ziyi couldn’t hold back and almost cried with laughter.

After hearing this, Yang Chaoyue and Zhao Jinmai also covered their mouths and laughed so hard that they could hardly breathe.

No one could have imagined that Lu Ze, a little-known little guy, would dare to talk to Hua Chenyu in front of her face.

And it’s the kind with a flying dragon riding on its face.

“Hahaha, Lu Ze, you are just farting on an iron pipe, keep jumping!”

“Lu Ze is my best Internet talker!” ”

The monk’s wooden fish is beaten, Lu Ze is so good at talking, why don’t you talk about cross talk? Let’s go.”

“Lu Ze, you are looking for death. If you dare to scold my Huahua, I will challenge you!” ”

Huahua is a senior after all, shouldn’t he be respected?”

“The man below deserves to be buried in the center of the earth!”

Hua Chenyu was at this moment. He stood there blankly, his whole body as gray as a dead tree, and his mind was in a trance.

Unexpectedly…

Lu Ze would make himself so embarrassed in public.

Unexpectedly, it would be in such a direct and brutal way.

The more Hua Chenyu thought about it, the angrier she became, wishing she could cut him into pieces.

But…

thinking that he still needs to have a cute personality, Hua Chenyu let out a long breath and quickly calmed down.

“If you were bitten by a dog, how can you bite the dog back?”

Let you go first, there will be plenty of opportunities to settle the score later!