A really big star turned into a pig’s head

“Is this okay? Those are the invincible uncles and aunties! Are they defeated by Lu Laoliu like this?!” ”

You’ve failed in your studies!”

“If you can’t beat them, join! What else can you do?!” ”

That’s right! , you want to slap me in the face, right? Come on, I’ll slap you! You can’t say anything about me, can you!?”

Studio.

He Jiu: “Haha, uncles and aunts thought they were facing bronze, but they didn’t expect that they were facing a king.”

Da Zhangwei: “Is this the so-called truth that lying down equals victory?”

Ning Jing: “It seems like Lu Ze is an experienced veteran.”

Zhang Hangyun: “Anyway, at least we are out of trouble.”

“Lu Ze, why are you admitting it so blindly?” Reba complained.

“Then what should I say?”

“Just say that we are filming a show!”

“Say that we are filming a romance drama?”

“Hmm…”

“And we have to change partners every day?”

“Yeah…” Reba The chicken nodded like it was pecking at rice.

“This is what uncle and aunt like to hear.”

“If this is what we really want to do…”

“Just explain to them this morning. There is no need to do anything else,” Lu Ze said.

Reba nodded as if she had some understanding.

“Hey…where are you going?”

Just when Reba was still stunned, Lu Ze took her hand and walked in the other direction.

“Take you to a good place.”

Lu Ze didn’t explain too much, holding Reba’s hand and walking forward.

Not long after.

The two came to a jujube forest.

Seeing the ripe red dates, Reba’s mouth watered.

“As expected of Fatty, a foodie. For being so greedy, I give you full marks.” ”

Good guy, these slender and plump jujubes make me drool!” ”

How did Lu Laoliu discover this place? I’m afraid they’ve stepped on it a long time ago.”

“If the two of you don’t go back to make breakfast early in the morning, there will be no one here picking dates.” ”

Wow, is this a date tree?”

Reba walked to a date tree. Under the tree, I looked at the jujubes in a trance.

“I thought only the jujubes from our place could grow so big.”

For her, this is another “lifetime” series.

On Lu Ze’s side, he had already found a bamboo pole and rolled up his sleeves to pick dates.

“Just use a pole to hit?” Reba felt very strange.

“What else?” Lu Ze curled his lips.

“Can’t you just use your hands?” Reba stood up on tiptoes and used her hands to reach it, but it was a bit short.

“I don’t believe it.”

Reba said as she distanced herself. After a long run-up, she ejected…

but…

she still missed the jujube on the branch.

Seeing Reba jumping up and down, the audience in the live broadcast room was so happy.

“Reba has been holding it in for too long?”

“Haha, it must be. This time we team up with Lu Ze and we have to vent.”

“Yes, in the past three days, I was either in the house or in the yard. She missed the opportunity with the crab.”

“Reba, please be more careful, don’t you want the goddess image anymore?”

After more than ten jumps, but still no results, Reba finally got a little discouraged.

As for Lu Ze.

I have already picked out a large piece of dates with a bamboo pole.

“Would you like a bamboo pole?” Lu Ze asked proactively.

“Hmm…”

Taking the bamboo pole from Lu Ze’s hand, Reba came to another jujube tree.

“You’ve almost finished picking out all the fresh dates.”

“I’ll come over here and try.”

“Well, knock the branches hard and the dates will fall off by themselves.” Lu Ze reminded.

“You try it first. There seems to be water over there. I’m going to wash my face.”

“You go ahead.” Reba regained her confidence.

He stuck out his butt and raised the bamboo pole, looking eager to try.

Bang –

Lu Ze happened to walk by, slapped Reba on the butt, and said,

“You can just dig it out normally, why are you sticking your butt out?”

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Lu Ze was very sure that he was very gentle.

But I didn’t expect that the sound of this slap would be crisp and bright.

Reba was obviously stunned.

He became angry and said loudly:

“Why are you hitting me?”

“I’m kindly reminding you.” Lu Ze continued to walk leisurely as if nothing was wrong.

“Just wait for me, I will smash you to death with dates later!”

Reba was focused on picking dates at the moment.

He had no choice but to hold back his anger and say harsh words until the end of the year to settle the score.

“Lu Laoliu, what good thing have you done! Can you touch Reba’s butt?” ”

Let’s play, let’s make trouble, don’t make fun of your butt!”

“Lu Ze, you thief, you dirty my wife, Draw the knife!”

“Looking at this guy’s thick eyebrows and big eyes, I know he is not a good person!”

Studio.

Even He Jiu, who claims to be an experienced veteran, did not expect such a famous scene to occur.

I don’t know how to explain this scene at this moment.

“They are playful and noisy, and they don’t have any celebrity airs. The two of them actually match each other very well.”

That’s all He Jiu could say.

Da Zhangwei: “Smash him to death with dates. Reba’s fierce and fierce look is really not scary at all.”

Ning Jing: “Lu Ze is really calm. He doesn’t look like someone who has done something bad.” .”

Zhang Hanyun: “Reba said he was unforgiving, but actually it’s not his fault.”

Reba was holding her breath in her heart.

You must buy more dates for yourself.

As long as he dares to hit himself in the future.

He greeted Dazao and beat him into a sieve.

Just when Reba raised her head and was about to pick dates.

Suddenly his eyes lit up.

“Hey, Lu Ze…”

“There is a big oval thing on the tree.”

“What is that!?”

Lu Ze was washing his hands by a stream when he heard Reba’s call.

Without thinking, she replied:

“What else can be found on the jujube tree?”

“It must be a jujube!”

“No…it’s brown, how could it be a jujube?” Reba asked full of doubts.

“Maybe it’s muddy!” Lu Ze replied.

“Uh…” Reba was still a little doubtful.

But after Lu Ze said this, he still had some idea in his mind.

“Then I’ll fight?”

“Fight!” Lu Ze was busy washing his face and said without looking back.

“Ah…”

Reba let out a heart-rending scream.

Lu Ze turned around quickly.

I saw Reba throwing away the bamboo pole and running away like flying.

Behind it is a swarm of “angry” bees.

Lu Ze looked aside again.

I saw an oval brown object on the ground.

What is jujube?

It’s not a honeycomb! ?

Reba was running in front, and the bees were chasing behind her…

But how could she outrun the bees with wings?

Along with the screams…

Lu Ze also panicked.

But he quickly regained his composure and said out of desperation:

“Get down!”

“Protect your head!”

He took out a lighter from his trouser pocket, picked up a handful of dead grass and lit it.

He immediately ran straight towards Reba.

Bees are very afraid of fumes.

With the billowing smoke, one bee was smoked to the ground.

Reba was able to escape.

And yet…

the damage had been done.

A really big star is swollen into a pig’s head.


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