: Dress to look thin, take off clothes to look fat, a sunny man

Reba was speechless.

It’s rare to see such pastoral beauty, and I was planning to enjoy it.

Unexpectedly, this guy Lu Ze has no sense of elegance at all.

I have to dig up earthworms without stopping.

When he thought of picking dates earlier, he had left himself to wash his hands like this, and he accidentally poked a honeycomb and was stung into a pig’s head. Thinking of Reba, he became very angry.

What kind of love show would such a straight man like him take part in?

It’s best to be single for the rest of your life!

What girl would have lost her mind to fall in love with him!

Of course, if it were you, that would be a different matter.

My brain didn’t have a fever, it was just a little swollen.

Reba was mumbling, and she was no longer in the mood to look at the scenery.

We can only follow to the field ridge.

Lu Ze selected a relatively soft piece of land, squatted down and shoveled it directly.

“Lu Ze, are the earthworms in the soil?” Reba asked curiously.

“Not in the soil, but on the tree.” Lu Ze replied.

“If it’s in the tree, what are you digging here?”

“So you asked nonsense, didn’t you?”

Reba: …

almost died on the spot.

Lu Ze continued digging without raising his head, as if nothing was wrong.

That’s right, if the earthworm is on the tree, what is it squatting on the ground digging for?

If you think about it carefully, this is indeed nonsense.

Although it was reasonable, Reba was still angry and feinted her fist in the air fiercely.

Lu Ze’s heart was filled with excitement.

“Lu Ze, you titanium alloy straight man makes me, Reba, mad to death. I want you to die!” ”

If even participating in a romance variety show can’t change Lu Ze’s straight male attributes, then he must have late-stage straight male cancer. ”

Reba, when choosing a mage tonight, don’t choose Lu Laoliu, okay?” ”

Don’t feint, just punch him to death!”

“Yes, blow Lu Laoliu’s head off.”

Studio broadcast between.

All the observers were laughing so hard that they almost died.

He Jiu: “Earthworms are underground. Reba must have regretted asking this question now.”

Da Zhangwei: “Is this the so-called nonsense literature?”

Ning Jing: “If I were beaten to death tonight, I wouldn’t choose it. It’s Lu Ze.”

Zhang Hanyun: “I think it’s pretty good. I say what I want without beating around the bush.”

At this moment.

Love house.

Huang Xiaoming has already cooked.

There are steaks from Little Day and top-notch foie gras from Gaul.

After confirming through the program team that Lu Ze would not be back at noon.

Huang Xiaoming smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, and specially took out the collection-grade Australian yellow kangaroo tail red wine.

The whole lunch focuses on a western style and exquisiteness.

“Everyone is here for dinner.”

Although he and Yang Chaoyue were lovers for a day today, Huang Xiaoming didn’t mind letting the other two female guests share his exquisiteness.

“Coming, coming.” Hua Chenyu immediately put down his guitar and ran over.

Huang Xiaoming glanced at Hua Chenyu meaningfully, thinking to himself that this guy who doesn’t do anything but eats first, you are everywhere.

The show has been on air for four days, and you are either lying on the sofa or playing the guitar every day, and you don’t even bother to hold the soy sauce bottle over.

I cook for the female guests, not to support an uncle like you!

Thinking about Huang Xiaoming, his blood surged instantly, but in the end he did not have an attack. Instead, he turned directly to the female guest:

“Yueyue, Ziyi, Jinmai is having dinner!”

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After all, there was an agent on site to supervise, so Yang Chaoyue came directly without thinking too much. Arrive at the dining table and sit down.

Zhao Jinmai and Meng Ziyi hesitated for a few seconds. They originally planned to cook by themselves, but they thought they were recording a show and couldn’t refuse the invitation.

Finally, he nodded and agreed to Huang Xiaoming’s invitation.

Huang Xiaoming was immediately in a good mood, and he didn’t care about the extra freeloader. He immediately turned around and said,

“Didi, you can come and eat too.”

In this way, the entire love house became Huang Xiaoming’s big show-off scene.

“Australian red wine is a perfect match with Gallic foie gras.”

“When combined with red wine, foie gras will be less bitter and taste better.” “

On the contrary, the bitterness of foie gras will dilute the astringency of red wine. The two complement each other and are more suitable for the taste buds of our Chinese people.”

After Huang Xiaoming finished his speech, he sat down leisurely, ready to enjoy the applause of the crowd.

However, the entire table was eerily silent.

a long time.

Hua Chenyu seemed to have just come back to his senses, applauding and cheering: “Brother Xiao Ming is awesome!”

Wang Hedi couldn’t resist, so he had to clap his hands.

Meng Ziyi and other female guests just smiled and said nothing.

Nothing else.

Just because of what Huang Xiaoming said, it was so embarrassing!

Even the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn’t stand it anymore.

“It’s too embarrassing for the leader.”

“You have to show off there while having a meal. Are you afraid that others won’t know that he is very delicate?” ”

Lu Ze is not here, so the leader must seize this golden opportunity.” ”

This It’s not embarrassing, it’s just greasy.”

“Actually, the leader is good at everything, but he’s a little greasy, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to watch it.” ”

Let’s watch Lu Ze, it’s better to listen to him get angry and hot than to watch the leader show off. .”

Studio.

Even the observers, who had a strong mental capacity, were also embarrassed.

The corner of He Jiu’s mouth twitched: “I’ve tried this way of eating, and it’s indeed more delicious.”

He said this because he couldn’t find any other excuse to smooth things over for Huang Xiaoming.

Da Zhangwei: “If you pray before eating, your appetite will be better.”

Obviously, this is a satire on Huang Xiaoming’s too many things.

For Zhang Wei, who has always been careless, to say such things, it only shows that he really can’t stand it anymore.

Ning Jing secretly poked Da Zhangwei and whispered: “Be careful, trouble comes from your mouth.”

On Lu Ze’s side, he had dug up a considerable number of earthworms in a short time, and after a little tidying up, he returned to the paddy field. side.

Reba followed closely behind.

“Can we catch frogs now?”

Lu Ze didn’t say anything. He just squatted down and picked up a handful of water in the ditch on the other side and washed his hands.

It was already high in the sky, and since there was no cover, Lu Ze’s body was already soaked with sweat.

I saw him wiping his sweat with his hands, then lifting up his vest and taking it off.

Seeing this scene, Reba was dumbfounded.

Shirtless?

This guy doesn’t care about his image too much! ?

People wish that every hair of their hair was perfectly sewn together, but it would be better for you not to even wear a vest.

Thousands of pairs of eyes are staring at it!

But soon, Reba’s confusion was replaced by another kind of shock.

Lu Ze’s current figure can only be described in one sentence:

he looks slim when dressed, but he looks fat when undressed.

Sunshine man!

It’s hard to imagine how he could still have such tender tendons despite his greasy eating habits.

Looking at it, Reba couldn’t help but swallow her saliva.

“What’s wrong, am I delicious?” Lu Ze sneered.

“No no no…”


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