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Chapter 83 Gouzi: Although I Am Not A Human, You Are A Real Dog!
[Hahaha! Laughing like crazy! Su Yun is so damaged! 】
[The rice bowl flew into the sky! Didn’t that mean it blew up? 】
[Dog, don’t believe him! What a pitiful dog...]
[That’s a chore for people to eat! Just do it like this? 】
[Sao Nian! You have successfully aroused my interest! Explode quickly! Explode quickly! 】
Netizens in the live broadcast room, when they saw Su Yun smiling evilly and wanting to blow up Yinzi's dog bowl.
I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt, and then I posted a barrage on the public screen, asking Su Yun to hurry up...
But at this time, Dahuang had forgotten that he was almost frightened by firecrackers just now.
Instead, he looked at Su Yun in front of him with a blank look on his face, whimpering from time to time.
His head also tilted to the side.
Very cute.
Because Dahuang suddenly discovered that he could actually understand what the two-legged beast in front of him said!
But what made Da Huang a little confused.
Why didn’t you understand this?
What's the meaning?
Your own rice bowl?
How to fly into the sky?
Do you think your rice bowl can fly?
Just like those guys with wings on the eaves?
But those guys with wings can fly because they have wings!
My rice bowl doesn’t have wings.
Moreover, those guys with wings can move!
It also makes a chirping sound...
But his own rice bowl will not move.
It doesn't make any sound either.
How could they possibly fly?
At this moment, Dahuang's eyes were full of doubts.
While looking up at Su Yun in front of him.
He followed suit and started humming.
"Woooooooooooooooooooo~"
However, when Su Yun heard the humming sound of Dahuang, it had a different meaning.
Just listen to Dahuang say:
"Why do you want my rice bowl? Are you trying to cheat me out of my dog food?"
"I don't think my rice bowl will fly. "Nine Zero Seven", you must be trying to get my dog food.
"If that's the case, let me tell you, I don't have much dog food anymore, so you'd better not try to take advantage of it..."
"Forehead………"
Listening to Dahuang's humming, Su Yun was speechless.
Not to mention that this is not just the elderly people, there is a generation gap with the younger people!
Regarding this species, there is also a generation gap between species!
Look at what Dahuang said.
Three sentences are inseparable from dog food.
All I can think about is eating!
But Su Yun was a little embarrassed at this time, this special girl
Why the hell did I lie to you about dog food!
I’m afraid you’re thinking too much!
Although you are not a human, you are a real dog!
Su Yun, who felt insulted, originally just wanted to tease the dog.
But after hearing the other party, he actually suspected that he wanted to cheat him out of his dog food...
I suddenly felt unhappy...
This is what the legend says, do dogs look down on people?
By the way, aren't you wondering why Jiaoying can't fly into the sky?
You still think I lied to you about dog food...
So today, I really have to let you see what it means to have a rice bowl flying into the sky!
It might also help you gain some knowledge.
Little dog, don’t blame me~
Brother is urging you to study!
Help you expand your knowledge!
Thinking of this, the evil smile on Su Yun's face became even stronger.
He continued to coax, and the loyal and honest Dahuang came in front of him...
Su Yun said softly:
"Rhubarb, rhubarb! I won't eat your dog food! I really want you to see the rice bowl flying into the sky!"
Su Yun's tone was like talking to a child, but Dahuang found it very useful.
Listening to Su Yun's words, Da Huang was filled with curiosity.
Did he really not lie to me?
Could he really make my rice bowl fly into the sky?
But what if my rice bowl flies into the sky?
They won't be like those guys with wings, flying away and disappearing!
Rhubarb is very smart and thoughtful, so Su Yun asked it for a dog bowl.
It immediately thought whether Su Yun was trying to cheat him out of dog food.
And now, although it is very curious, it still feels that it should not be given to Su Yun.
Dahuang shook his head and said:
"Although I am very curious about how the rice bowl went up to the sky, but if my rice bowl went up to the sky and flew away, what would I have to eat with?"
"So, let's forget it, I don't want to see my rice bowl go to heaven..."
As he said this, Dahuang made a gesture to walk into the yard.
Seeing this, Su Yun thought that Dahuang was really suspicious!
But that's okay.
The IQ of an ordinary dog should generally be about one to two years old of a child.
Although Su Yun didn't know much about it, he knew that children must be easy to deceive.
Moreover, although dogs are not as curious as cats.
However, in the dog community, there is one thing that is much more important than curiosity.
Thinking of this, Su Yun also had new ideas.
I saw him immediately speaking to stop me, and I saw him say in a gentler tone:
"Rhubarb, Rhubarb, don't you really want to see how the rice bowl flies into the sky?"
"After your rice bowl flies up into the sky, it will come back down! As long as you hold the rice bowl over, I will show you!"
Hearing this, Dahuang's curiosity struck again and he couldn't help but stop.
Seeing this, Su Yun said again: "Rhubarb! This rice bowl flying into the sky is a very magical thing [what do you think?"
Hearing this, Dahuang also nodded.
"You're right, I've never seen a rice bowl flying into the sky, and the other dogs in the village probably haven't seen it either..."
When he said this, Dahuang suddenly felt that he wanted to see him, and his rice bowl went up to the sky.
No dogs in the village have been seen.
Only I have seen it.
Then isn't he better than other dogs?
Doesn’t this mean that he is a knowledgeable dog?
Then since I am a knowledgeable dog, my status will definitely improve.
When the time comes, the neighbor's little black guy won't dare to compete with me for little flowers anymore!
At this time, Su Yun saw that the rhubarb was a little loose, and immediately took advantage of the opportunity and said:
"Dahuang, not only have you never seen a rice bowl fly into the sky, but all the dogs in the world have never seen a rice bowl fly into the sky!"
"If you bring the rice bowl over, you will be the first dog in the world to see the rice bowl fly into the sky!"
"You can tell your companions about this matter vividly!"
"They will definitely admire you! When the time comes, they will do whatever you say!"
"Because you have seen things that they have not seen, and you stop talking about it when you are halfway through talking about it.
"If other dogs want to listen, then you have to make them promise that they will listen to you in the future!"
"Otherwise, I won't tell them!"
"You can even tell your children that you are the first dog in the world to see a rice bowl fly into the sky, and no other dog has ever seen it.
"Your children will also adore you!"
Hearing this, Dahuang was completely shaken, even though he was a mature and steady one.
Although curious, it is a dog that can be suppressed.
However, when it comes to making other dogs worship you and even obey your commands...
Dahuang decided almost instantly that he must see the rice bowl flying into the sky.
For Dahuang, power and status are the most important things in his life.
With it, you can be majestic among dogs
At this moment, Dahuang was completely blinded by power. In order to see how his rice bowl could fly into the sky.
I saw it hurried back to the kennel and took out its own food bowl.
This scene made the hot guava on the side go crazy. The firecrackers were too loud just now.
She didn't hear clearly what Su Yun said to the dog.
I just heard that Su Yun said that he could make the dog's food bowl fly into the sky.
At first, she doubted that the dog could understand Su Yun's words.
Who would have thought, it really understands!
Seeing the dog really, he took out the food bowl.
She couldn't help but laugh for a while:
"Hahaha! It really took out the rice bowl! This dog is so obedient! So smart!
Boss Yang on the side also wanted to laugh for a while when he saw this.
But now, what she is more curious about is how Su Yun made the rice bowl fly into the sky.
Even though Boss Yang was born as a child star, he has traveled all over the country since he was a child.
I have met a lot of people and heard a lot of stories.
However, that was also done in the city. How could she understand things in the countryside.
Boss Yang, who grew up in the city, was raised as a good girl since she was a child.
As for setting off firecrackers, she just watched the adults let it go. When she grew up, fireworks and firecrackers were banned in the city.
She hasn't been to the countryside since then, and even if she did, she wouldn't go during the Chinese New Year.
Therefore, how could Boss Yang know how rural children play with firecrackers?
Seeing Dahuang obediently taking the dog basin in his mouth, Su Yun quickly smiled and reached out to take it.
I saw Su Yun holding Dahuang's iron rice bowl and walking away with a smirk on her face.
Conveniently, he took out a kicker from the box behind him.
After placing it on the ground, I saw Su Yun using a cigarette butt to rub a little bit on the lead wire.
"Run quickly!"
Su Yun slammed the rice bowl on top of the two kickers that were lighting up, and ran towards the back with a shout.
While running, he also greeted everyone not to come over.
When Dahuang heard Su Yun's cry, he thought he was in some kind of danger.
I also want to run back.
But when he saw Su Yun, he just threw his lunch box to the ground and did not let it take off.
Dahuang was confused for a while.
Could this two-legged beast be lying to itself?
Could it be that my wish is going to come true?
However, when he saw his rice bowl thrown alone on the ground, Dahuang felt homesick for a while.
This is what it eats, and it is its most important thing.
How could it be left outside and ignored?
Thinking of this, Dahuang hurriedly ran towards his rice bowl.
I want to pick it up, take it home, and never talk to Su Yun again.
But who knows, before Dahuang can wait, he walks to his rice bowl.
"boom!"
There was a sound as harsh as thunder. Dahuang was startled by the sound and hurriedly hid behind him.
In panic, Da Huang subconsciously raised his head.
Then he saw his rice bowl flying straight into the sky.
Seeing this, Dahuang became anxious.
My rice bowl turned out to be collapsed!
But at this time, there was only another muffled sound, and the second sound of two kicks detonated.
The iron basin that flew into the air also circled and flew away because of this.
"Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!"
see the situation,
Rhubarb didn't care much at the moment, but it regretted it now.
Nothing is as important as your own rice bowl!
I saw it barking at the sky.
At this moment, only Su Yun could understand Gouzi's inner anxiety at this moment.
"Rice bowl!"
"My rice bowl!"
"Whoa, whoa, where are you going?"
I saw Dahuang, shouting and running towards the direction where the rice bowl fell...
After a while, Dahuang ran back with his rice bowl in his mouth, and looked at Su Yun with a look of resentment.
Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back their nonsense.
People laughed until their stomachs ached, but they didn’t forget it, and they ridiculed the screen like crazy.
[Hahaha, Su Yun is really hurtful. Let me tell you quietly that I also played like this when I was a child. Hahaha. 】
[God, the rice bowl is flying into the sky, you are so stupid, dog! Don’t be fooled next time!]
[Gouzi sadly picked up the rice bowl and vowed never to talk to Su Yun again...]
【Hahaha, although I am not a human, you are a real dog!】
The barrage continued to flood the screen, and Su Yun and the children set off firecrackers again.
At this time, I saw Su Yuncong, inside the box containing fireworks, tumbling around for a while.
Then he took out a square firework from inside.
Take this twenty-four-ring Tiannv scattered flower firecracker, which weighs about ten kilograms.
Su Yun smiled and said to the beauties:
"Boss Yang! Reba! Beyond! These fireworks are guaranteed to satisfy you!"
Hearing this, Reba and the others were also very curious:
"Wow! This firework is so big! It must be very beautiful!"
I saw Su Yun finding a suitable location for the fireworks and placing them on the ground, and said with a smile:
"You'll find out later!"
While talking, Su Yun lit the fireworks and ran back.
While running, Su Yun greeted several beauties and ran behind them, otherwise they would not be able to see clearly.
"boom!"
There was a loud bang.
I saw a white light flying up from the ground and pointing straight into the sky.
The light swayed in the air, leaving a gorgeous afterimage in the darkness.
"boom!"
There was another sound, and white light exploded.
Countless small, bright white lights exploded from it.
After the bright light dispersed, the rest of it fell towards the ground.
It's like a fairy standing in the sky and throwing the flowers in her hand into the world.
Pray for people.
"Bang bang bang!"
The sounds sounded one after another, and more and more light flew into the sky, and then exploded together.
In an instant, the fireworks seemed to splash white ink on the dark sky.
A gorgeous painting was printed.
"Wow! So beautiful!"
Boss Yang and others looked up at the fireworks in the sky and couldn't help but sigh.
The light emitted by the fireworks illuminated the faces of several beauties, making them brighter and brighter.
"Okay! The fireworks are over~ Let's go back and watch the Spring Festival Gala together!" 1.5
Su Yun took several beauties and ran into the house.
At this time, an hour and a half had passed since the Spring Festival Gala.
Director Wang looked very anxious, pacing back and forth backstage.
At this moment, the assistant ran over.
Seeing this, Director Wang hurriedly asked: "How's it going?"
I saw the little assistant shouting with a bitter look on his face:
"Director Wang! The ratings still haven't increased significantly!"
Hearing this, Director Wang became even more anxious.
It’s been over an hour!
Not up yet?
I have watched the show just now and it was pretty good!
Why haven’t the audience come to see it yet?
After thinking for a long time, Director Wang suddenly spoke and asked the assistant:
"Didn't I just let you take a look at Su Yun's live broadcast room? What is it doing now? How many fans does it have in the live broadcast room?"
After hearing this, the little assistant changed from feeling aggrieved just now to a look of pain in the face.
After hesitating for a long time, he said:
"Director Wang! What a bastard! The number of people in Su Yun's live broadcast room has increased again! It has now exceeded 60 million!"
Then the assistant spoke again, but the pain in his face became more and more obvious.
"More than 60 million people like this! Actually...all of them are in Su Yun's live broadcast room...watching the Spring Festival Gala!!!"
Director Wang was completely stunned. He wanted to speak now, but he didn't know what to say!
What the hell!?
Are the fans this time toxic?
If you don’t watch the wonderful Spring Festival Gala by yourself or watch it with your family!?
Why are you watching the Spring Festival Gala in Su Yun’s live broadcast room?!
What kind of situation is this!
crazy!!!
Dividing line………………………
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