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Chapter 91: The Whole Country Follows Suit, Special Pots For Kowtowing To Pay New Year Greetings Are

【#热!Su Yun’s family’s unique New Year greeting gesture is popular all over the Internet!#】

【#热!Kowtow with a basin, the sound will not hurt!#】

【#热! The sliding shovel is equipped with an iron basin, it can be called a red envelope harvester!#】

[#热!Supermarkets in many places have specially launched special basins for New Year greetings!#]

Su Yun's New Year greeting video in the live broadcast room was recorded by netizens and posted online.

For a time, it caused people to go viral, and many children followed suit.

The more it spread, the greater the traffic. For a time, the idea of ​​using a pot to kowtow during New Year greetings became popular all over the Internet.

Netizens have commented on this.

[This method of kowtowing with a pot is really useful! My grandpa gave me two red envelopes this year!]

[Hahaha, when I went to my uncle’s house today, my seven-year-old brother came up with a sliding shovel, which shocked me. 】

[Friendly reminder, when kowtowing to greet the New Year, be sure to pair it with a sliding shovel, for the best effect. 】

[This morning, there was a banging sound upstairs. After looking at it, I realized it was New Year greetings! 】

[The sliding shovel can beat tigers and ask for red envelopes. Is there anything else it can’t do?]

[Brothers, test it yourself! It works! I used it today and received several big red envelopes!]

The red star shines on Sifang Supermarket.

"Boss! Is there only one iron basin left?"

"Yes, yes, I'm really sorry!"

"Oh! I wanted to buy more..."

"I will make more progress next time, please walk slowly!"

The middle-aged supermarket owner, Lao Zhang, was sitting behind the sales counter and opening the cash register with a smile.

While praising:

"After all, he is my son, he is so smart! The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead! What is going on in this brain!"

It turned out that Lao Zhang’s supermarket had accumulated a pile of iron basins years ago.

All are stainless steel.

I originally thought that during the Chinese New Year, people would be more busy in the kitchen.

That stainless steel iron basin is a great thing in the kitchen!

During the Chinese New Year, when a group of people eat together, it is inevitable that there will be a shortage of pots and bowls.

Wash the dishes and pack some semi-finished products.

It can be worn with anything, and if people don't mind it, it looks a little rough.

You can also serve it directly to the table.

So, Lao Zhang made a lot of progress.

But who knows what's going on?

It was Lao Zhang's misfortune that none of the stainless steel iron basins were sold.

There's a backlog coming soon.

My son, who usually likes to surf the Internet, paid attention to it.

What has been launched, a special stainless steel iron basin for New Year greetings.

It's strong enough to withstand damage, and most importantly, it makes a sound when you kowtow.

At first, Lao Zhang didn’t agree. Isn’t this just messing around?

But his son didn't listen and insisted on selling it.

Seeing that he couldn't stop it and there was no harm in selling it, Lao Zhang agreed to Shan Shan.

What surprised Lao Zhang 090 was the signboard of a special stainless steel iron basin for New Year greetings.

As soon as it was launched, it was really amazing!

There is an endless stream of people coming to buy iron basins.

They are all young people!

Moreover, his son also increased the price of the iron basin.

Guess what! The sales are even hotter!

These young people who came to buy iron basins didn’t care about the price at all!

Some people even buy seven or eight of them at once!

This makes Lao Zhang happy!

When I wanted to raise the price again, I found that all the iron basins at home were sold out, and only one was left.

No, the last iron basin was just bought by a young man.

Lao Zhang was cheerful and said while counting the banknotes in his hand:

"What the hell! If it weren't for the Chinese New Year, everyone would be off work, and I would have to go to the market and bring two carts of iron pots back!"

"Son! Where did you learn this from? You are really making progress!"

Looking at his father, lying on the recliner, he smiled and defended himself.

Xiao Zhang couldn't be happier.

Originally, my father said that today was the first day of the Lunar New Year and he would not go to work.

If I hadn't made such a big fuss, I'd be afraid of these stainless steel iron basins.

It will have to be kept for another two years, and then the junk will be collected and taken away as scrap metal...

Xiao Zhang smiled and said to his father: "Dad, I learned this from watching Su Qu's live broadcast on the Internet!"

Hearing this, Lao Zhang was very confused.

Can you sell something just by watching a live broadcast?

Then I'll watch it too!

At this time, I saw Xiao Zhang with a wicked smile on his face and said to Lao Zhang:

"Dad! Boss! I'm already like this, yet...

Listening to his son's words, Lao Zhang was confused for a while.

I thought to myself.

how?

Now this young man, as soon as he becomes smarter, his words become more convoluted?

Just when Lao Zhang didn't understand what his son meant, he was about to ask.

I saw that Xiao Zhang brought a stainless steel iron basin from nowhere.

A sliding shovel came in front of him.

Lao Zhang was startled when he saw his son suddenly kneel down and slide the shovel.

Just as he was about to say something to ask, his son spoke.

"Dad! My son hasn't given you New Year greetings this year yet! I wish you all the best!"

After finishing speaking, he slammed his head on the iron basin.

"Duang!"

Xiao Zhang stood up suddenly before his father could react.

Reach out and grab it.

He took all the money from selling the iron basin into his own hands.

"Dad! Some friends called me today! I went out to play!"

As he said this, I saw (adah) Xiao Zhang holding the money.

Like a rabbit, he ran out of the supermarket.

Only then did Lao Zhang react.

broken!

I have been deceived by my son!

Making noises in the east and attacking in the west!

I saw the money I got was taken away just like that.

The cooked duck flew away.

Lao Zhang was so anxious that he slapped his thigh directly!

"Ouch! This brat! He took all the money!"

"Oh! What are you doing during the Chinese New Year!"

In the Deyuntian group.

Lao Guo is also very happy today.

I saw him smiling, sitting on a chair, drinking tea.

The house was very lively. On the first day of the new year, his disciples, disciples and grandchildren all came to pay their respects to Ziqiao.

None of these disciples were too many or too few, they all came.

How can Lao Guo be unhappy?

"Three belts and one!"

"Take care of it!"

"Four twos!"

"King Zha!"

"What do you think I'm doing? He's a landlord!"

At this time, the disciples, disciples and grandchildren were gathering together, some playing mahjong and some playing cards.

People are so lively.

At this time, people were playing cards.

Xiao Yueyue spoke, but he suddenly stopped playing cards.

Facing the two apprentices behind him, he smiled evilly and said:

"Have you paid New Year's greetings to your uncle?"

After hearing their master's words, the two apprentices also had evil smiles on their faces.

The two of them walked in front of their uncle, Lao Qin, one behind the other.

Lao Qin was playing cards when he saw his senior brother's two apprentices coming over.

I didn't know what I was doing for a while, and I just wanted to ask.

When he saw two apprentices, they knelt down with a "plop" in front of him.

This startled Lao Qin and he jumped up from his stool.

What is this... what is this!

You guys who are celebrating Chinese New Year don’t want to scare me!

My body was already weak.

Before Lao Qin could ask, he saw the senior brother's two apprentices each taking out an iron basin from behind.

"Uncle Master! We wish you a happy new year!"

After saying that, he knocked on the iron basin.

"DuangDuang~!"

There were two muffled sounds, and Lao Qin, who had not yet reacted, saw two young people about the same age as himself.

He actually knelt down to himself.

He was so frightened that he quickly knelt down.

"Oh! I don't dare to do this!"

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room almost died from laughter.

However, there are also many people who don’t know what’s going on and have posted comments one after another.

For a moment, the screen of Lao Qin's live broadcast room was completely blank.

[Hey, what’s going on today! When my little niece came to wish me New Year’s greetings just now, she had to take an iron basin! 】

[Hahaha, I was laughing so hard today. My nephew couldn’t find an iron basin, so he used his grandfather’s chamber pot...]

[I'm going, I need to be careful when I follow suit. Don't use anything else when I go. My son just got his head in the clouds and it scared me!]

[I learned it all from Su Yun’s family. I suggest friends who don’t understand it to watch the video of Su Yun’s family celebrating the New Year!]

[Isn’t that right? Just now, Boss Yang Chaoyue and Reba were about to become Yun’s wives. 】

[I’m going! What do you mean! I’m going to Su Yun’s live broadcast room to have a look!]

Many fans of Lao Qin heard that Su Yun was responsible for this incident.

They all went to watch.

Su Yun live broadcast room.

"Boss Yang, this is the situation. Tong Yanwuji, please be patient and don't take it seriously!"

At this time, Su Yun was explaining to Boss Yang and Chaoyue what had just happened.

Never take anything a child says seriously.

Let Boss Yang and others go and don't misunderstand anything.

"It's okay, kid. It's just like you said, childish words are unbridled!"

Boss Yang said very cheerfully.

In itself, a group of children.

They're all pretty skinny.

Where there is wind, there is rain.

Boss Yang is very generous and she won't care.

But although Boss Yang had nothing to do, there was an eccentric Chaoge and Reba on the side who were not happy.

What's the meaning?

Just explain it and that’s it?

These children were calling uncle and grandma just now!

Did we become your wife for free?

The two looked at each other and said together:

"No! Unless you promise us, San¡!"

Seeing this, Su Yun was stunned.

What's wrong? It doesn't work anymore.

Children, don't understand this...

But there is no way, who could let himself be rude first.

Moreover, Reba and Chaoyue actually asked themselves to promise them three things?

Su Yun felt helpless for a while.

I am a broke man and I still have some money left in my pocket.

It's all gone now.

If you ask me to promise, I will. Anyway, I have nothing now...

"Then...then what do you want me to promise you...?"

"Let's... let's agree first! I don't have a penny in my pocket now..."

Seeing Su Yun's embarrassed look, the two beauties laughed one after another.

Only Reba and Chaoyue said in a strange way: "As for promising us two, what three things are you promising?"

"We haven't thought about it yet! We'll tell you when we think about it!"

"But now, we are quite free, you can take us out for a walk first!"

"This is not included in the three things!"

Meet two beauties

With this look, Su Yun smiled bitterly again.

Maybe the two girls are thinking about something in their minds.

But there is no way, who allowed myself to offend others?

Su Yun had no choice but to agree first.

As for what happened...

Let the soldiers come and cover up the water with the earth...

I heard that some beauties want to go out for a walk.

Su Yun saw that there was still some time before lunch.

Su Yun then opened her mouth and said to several beauties:

"Okay, then I will take you out to see the scenery of the countryside."

After hearing this, Chaoyue said happily: "Brother Su Yun, where are you going to take us to play?"

Su Yun smiled and said, "Our village is a lot of fun!"

"If you are willing, I can take you skating in a minute!"

Hearing this, several beauties suddenly became confused.

"Su Yun, are there any skating rinks in rural areas?"

Su Yun chuckled and said, "Hey, no, but there are big holes in the countryside!"

"There is a small river next to the village. The water is not deep. It reaches just above people's ankles. Now it is frozen solid. It is a natural skating rink..."

I saw several beauties with expressions on their faces like "That's it?" and "Who hasn't played before?"

Su Yun could only smile bitterly and said: "Chaoyue, you guys came here at the wrong time.

"In the countryside, the most fun seasons are spring and autumn!"

"When the time comes, I can take you on outings, flower viewing, picnics, mushroom picking, etc...

Then Su Yun said:

"If you want to experience life and enjoy the farm life, I can also take you to grow vegetables, plant rice and so on."

Just as Su Yun was talking eloquently, several beauties were listening in rapt attention.

Su Yun’s uncle on the side suddenly spoke,

"Su Yun, uncle's martial arts gym is still open."

"In order to prepare for the upcoming festivals, the apprentices are still rehearsing the lion dance. If Boss Yang and others are interested, please take them to our martial arts gym! ...

Hearing Uncle Su Yun's words, the eyes of the beauties suddenly lit up.

Lion dance?

This is a novel thing!

Moreover, I didn’t expect that Uncle Su Yun’s family had a martial arts gym and could also perform lion dance.

Could it be that Su Yun's uncle knows martial arts?

Really unrealistic!

Several beauties instantly became interested.

Speaking of lion dance, they have also seen it.

Everyone enjoys watching it.

But unfortunately, there are few such activities held in the city.

Even if the beauties wanted to take a closer look, they couldn't find the place.

Moreover, according to Uncle Su Yun, there seems to be lion dance rehearsals going on in the martial arts hall?

When they thought of this, the beauties became even more interested.

A few of them have seen lion dance before, but they have never seen how lion dancers rehearse.

Now that I have this opportunity, it’s the martial arts gym run by Uncle Su Yun’s family. If I have this opportunity, of course I want to visit it!

Thinking of this, Boss Yang and others said:

"Su Yun, why don't we go skating? Listen to your uncle. Let's go to your uncle's martial arts gym to watch the lion dance!"

I saw that the words of several beauties had the meaning of begging.

Where can Su Yun go without taking others with her?

Why don't you help others fulfill their wishes?

Moreover, when the uncle said this, it reminded him.

After so many years, he also wanted to visit the martial arts gym.

How is the situation now, and the skills of the current dancers.

Is it better than what I practiced when I was a kid?

Su Yun said: "Okay! Let's go watch the lion dance together!"

Just like that, Su Yun took several beauties and walked out of the room.

Looking at Su Yun's retreating back, the uncle behind him said with emotion to Mr. Su:

"Alas! Originally, Su Yun's body was weak, so we all asked him to practice martial arts and lion dance to train himself since he was a child, thinking that he could improve his physical fitness.

"Not to mention, this kid is quite good at practicing. What others can learn in two or three days, this kid can learn in one day..."

"Alas! This child is actually very talented. If he could persevere... his body is too weak... What a pity...

After hearing his son's words, Mr. Su also sighed with emotion.

"Yes, Su Yun, this kid, if he wasn't too weak and injured his origins in the middle of training, he really wouldn't be able to hold on, otherwise now..."

At this point, the old man seemed to have discovered something strange, and his words immediately stopped.

Uncle Su on the side seemed to have reacted...

Is Su Yun weak?

It was quite weak before!

its not right?

What if Su Yun is really weak?

Then what the hell...

Why did one person kill the pig before?

Killing a pig alone......

This kind of physical fitness must be much stronger than others to achieve this, right?

It’s so evil......

This special girl doesn’t know her own descendants.

Is Su Yun's body weak or not?

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