Chapter 0081: No One Watches the Spring Festival Gala? What about Lao Tzu’s audience?!!!

After thinking about this, Su Yun was extremely depressed, and he couldn’t help but complain in his heart!

This special lady!

This system is still as unreliable as ever!

You koi is koi, how do you still get a mode activation What does it mean? Beyond is just that.

Continued decline when it’s gone?

Then you can’t leave the transcendence?

Didn’t this special lady force herself to stay next to Transcendence?

If only in the future, for the sake of koi mode, he would stay next to Transcendence all day.

Su Yun didn’t care much.

But netizens must not blow up!

If netizens see it, the two are together all day.

Even if you don’t do intimate movements.

It’s inevitable that you can guess blindly, right?

What if… Is that Lao Tzu still alive? In fact, cyber warfare does not matter.

Su Yun was not less scolded before.

However, Su Yun had already fantasized at this moment if he stayed next to Transcendence all day.

Then it is very likely that he will be put in a sack at night.

And then disappeared.

Although his physical fitness has been strengthened to the point of being superhuman.

But good men can’t stand up to many people!

If you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves!

Of course, complaining is complaining, there are some things Su Yun still doesn’t want to go down and think about it.

Let’s not talk about what I will do in the future.

Anyway, beyond now is by his side… That…… Try the lottery first?

Finally, Su Yun decided that while the transcendence was there, the koi mode had been activated.

Try the raffle first!

After all, there is a super double luck bonus.

That’s a little more pumping, because this super luck is a little uncontrollable, today is here, maybe tomorrow will leave.

Thinking of this, I saw Su Yun’s gaze fiery for a while.

Or…… Take advantage of this opportunity… Stud wave? Cool yourself too?

Experience the fun of stud?

Without thinking much, he immediately connected the system through consciousness, and didn’t care about anything else, and used up all his remaining popularity value first!

“System! I want a raffle! ”

【Ding! Opening the raffle mall for the host…]

When the system mall opened, Su Yun saw that there was one more lottery option in the past than now.

[Ordinary lottery: 100,000 once 10 consecutive draws! ] 】

[Koi lottery: 1 million once 10 consecutive draws! ] 】

Seeing that this koi mode lottery actually required 1 million points of popularity, Su Yun was a little distressed.

The popularity consumption of 1 million is a large amount for Su Yun.

Just because of the activation task, I spent 1 million popularity points.

But now it will cost one million 690, how can Su Yun not be distressed.

You know, just now, when people were eating dumplings, netizens who came into the live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast.

The number of people is enough, 40 million such a terrifying number.

However, the number of people skyrocketed this time, and the credit was not on Su Yun alone!

Many fans, coming to Suyun’s live broadcast room, are attracted by the hot search on the Internet, and see the liveliness.

Before the big websites such as the neck bib and the iron bar, they have hyped up the matter of several female stars entering Su Yun’s house.

There are many people who use excellent C body to publicize this matter, and their posts are also on the hot search.

It also attracted a lot of viewers for Su Yun’s live broadcast room.

These people are a group of very simple melon-eating people, and they are not Su Yun’s fans

Throw away these people, the remaining netizens, there is also a large part, in order to see their own idol, beyond, Boss Yang and Reba came…

The gang itself is sad because a while ago, their idols left the live broadcast.

As soon as I heard that my idols were on the air, and Boss Yang was also on the air.

Fans were so excited that they came to Su Yun’s live broadcast room to watch, swipe the screen and even give tips.

Therefore, Su Yun’s live broadcast room, although there were already 40 million people at this time.

But that’s all not counting, it’s all someone else’s.

Under the identification of the system, Su Yun found that his popularity was only 6 million.

In other words, Su Yun has six million popularity points today.

However, Su Yun had just consumed a million points to do the task that almost didn’t support himself to death.

Although he was rewarded, he only has five million popularity points left.

If it were first broadcast, these popularity values would already be considered a big reward.

However, money cannot be spent, and the popularity value is not much better.

This koi lottery costs a million in a row.

Convert it down…

This is only 5 times and ten consecutive pumps, and it is gone when I shout my own throat.

This popularity is worth the same as money, and it is difficult to earn.

But if it is flowered, it will be like flowing water.

However, Su Yun’s water is not the Yangtze River, and it flows endlessly.

At best, he was a small river, accumulated by rain.

Although Su Yun’s flesh hurts, he can’t help it.

You can’t not exchange it, and Su Yun has a hunch that if he spends this money today, he will definitely have a lot of gains.

Moreover, the opportunity of this koi mode is not long!

It is very likely that if you miss this village today, you will not have this shop in the future.

Take advantage of the fact that it is there!

Stud!

Thinking about it, Su Yun said to the system in his mind: “System! I’m going to redeem five times for 10 draws in Koi mode! ”

As soon as the voice fell, I heard the system’s prompt sound, which came from the depths of my mind.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning, Koi mode lottery five times! 】

【Ding! The draw will now start for the host! 】

As the sound of the system ended, a burst of lottery results and prompt sounds came, and after hearing these sounds, Su Yun’s heart almost jumped out of his abdominal cavity.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Gain Classes: Detective, Attach Skills, Stalk Stealth! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Class: Warrior, Bonus Skill: Hong Fist Dacheng! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Get Professions: Masseur, Attached Skills, Orthopedics! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Profession: Musician, Accompanying Skill: Folk Music Encyclopedia! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Class: DJ Bonus Skill: DJing]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Class: Racer, Bonus Skill: Drag Racing! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Class: Pilot, Accompanying Skill: Fly an Airplane! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Occupation: Undertaker, Attached Skill: Makeup (Deceased Makeup)]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Class: Beast Tamer, Attached Skill: Beast Language Communication]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host! Acquired Occupation: Qu Artist, Attached Skill: Peking Opera! 】

After the information of a local koi pattern ten consecutive draws ended, Su Yun was so happy that he couldn’t help but stand on the table and go to dance.

This is a koi model! 10 consecutive draws 10 consecutive hits!

And all with attached skills! What a blessing!

This is not science fiction, this is fantasy!

If you draw a lottery like this, I think that one million points of popularity will be worth spending unjustly!

Although it is a little more expensive than ordinary lottery, it is really too strong! However, when Su Yun observed these newly acquired professions and skills.

He still couldn’t help but start and complained.

For no other reason, part of the reward in this hair wash lottery, this… I’m afraid this is a little too off-track…

This…… Rewarding professional pilots? What the hell is flying an airplane? Can you fly a fighter? Did I make a mistake? I’m just an entertainer!

Nothing to run to what plane…

Thinking of this, Su Yun suddenly felt that maybe his profession really seemed to be useful.

As we all know, some actors and artists, in order to make movies, or TV series, will spend effort to learn certain skills.

And himself, under the reward of the system, received the pilot profession.

That is also already understanding the basics of pilots.

In the future, if there is a movie like “Captain Dragon Kingdom”.

Maybe Su Yun can really try…

And this beast language communication… This one is… I can’t talk to the beast, right? This skill is really good.

There are quite a few dogs in the village.

But every family is tied to the yard and won’t let them out.

Su Yun’s family does not have a dog, he plans to take a look tomorrow, and go to any string to see who has a cat and who has a dog.

Talk to them and see if they understand.

The above professional skills, whether good or bad, Su Yun is working hard to accept.

After all, these professions rewarded by the system, just take them out casually, are very powerful.

It’s just that it doesn’t match Su Yun’s current identity as an artist.

But if you really want to say that Su Yun doesn’t understand a little, then it is the profession of mortician…

This special lady…

Lao Tzu is an artist, you gave me this profession, do you want me to take over the white work?

Or go to work at a funeral home.

There are also skills attached to this profession, and if you want to talk about the skill of makeup, it is actually not bad.

However, the mark above is that only makeup can be given to dead people.

That’s no use at all.

Of course, complaining is complaining, but these rewards given by the system are actually very good.

While the transcendence is already around, you still have to grasp it well!

At this time, I heard that the system was ready, and the next draw was made.

Only a burst of electromechanical sounds were heard, constantly sounding in Su Yun’s mind.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining…]

Spring Festival Gala stage.

The host stood on the stage, illuminated by the light and camera, and began to say congratulatory messages.

“Dear friends, the new year, live for more than every year, prosper…”

“So… In everyone’s mind, what is the first time that impresses the most? ”

“Let’s enjoy the sketch, “Out of the Photo Studio”!”

The host’s voice fell, and he walked backstage.

As the curtain lifted, several actors were seen, and they entered each other.

I saw that the first to appear was a man and a woman, and the two seemed to be discussing and went to the photo studio to take pictures.

I saw the actress’s expression exaggerated, and she always spoke in her hometown voice.

The actor on the side has a slightly wooden expression, which can be seen by discerning people.

The two actors don’t seem to have a certain cooperation, more like they each act.

Of course, the sketch, acting skills aside, more people are still looking forward to it.

Looking forward to seeing if the actors can throw out any good baggage and make everyone laugh.

It didn’t.

Then expect something else, after all, it is a program of the Spring Festival Gala, and the screenwriter should be very attentive

Just see, how the plot goes.

As we all know, the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala like to create some contrasts, or poor information.

As a result, all kinds of funny content are being created.

It’s interesting for people to watch, but the audience finds it.

This sketch, the plot is very boring, the ground is accepted, but there is no fascinating plot…

Soon, some of the audience sitting in the audience gradually became bad.

It’s not worth buying this ticket yourself…

However, due to the frequent illumination of the camera, those viewers are not good at showing any bad emotions in front of the people of the whole country.

But in my heart, I secretly complained.

What is this special lady’s show?

The actors are pompous… The plot is boring… No laughs…

You know, you know it’s a skit.

I don’t know, I thought that a few people on the stage were singing a new type of lullaby, coaxing the audience to sleep!

Not to mention, there are really viewers who fall asleep.

The other audience who did not fall asleep were also speechless for a while.

This special lady is the Spring Festival Gala!

No plot! No acting! No baggage!

Fooling people doesn’t bring such foolishness!

This special lady is what the people of the whole country are watching! Of course, with the show finished.

In the audience, there were several people who looked very much like Tuo, and immediately stood up and applauded loudly!

Many other spectators were also driven to applaud.

I saw that the half-old child, who was still sleeping, was woken up by applause.

I looked around, and I applauded with a forced face.

Although the audience was still very enthusiastic, many netizens who were watching the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala complained on the Internet.

【I’ll go! That’s boring, right? Is this special lady’s really a Spring Festival Gala skit? 】

[Ma’s, just lying on the kang watching the Spring Festival Gala, accidentally fell asleep, the mobile phone smashed my face, hurt me…]

[This special lady’s, the worst show of this year’s Spring Festival Gala, is this out of the photo studio! ] 】

[No kidding, in the village night on our side of the house, an old man teases the dog, and the funny is not a little better than this photo studio! ] 】

[It’s so boring, it’s better to go to sleep! ] 】

Director’s Group

Director Wang, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, was very nervous at this time watching the recording of the Spring Festival Gala.

As an experienced director, he could certainly hear that there was something wrong with these applause.

A few loud applause before pulling up the applause of the others.

It’s clear that there is…

Moreover, the overall applause behind it, when it sounded, was a little weak.

It is very likely that the audience is bored to watch, so the slap in the hand is also boring. Although Director Wang heard it, he was a little tired, but he was not so worried at the moment.

You know, this show is heavily screened after all.

And as the first language program, the first to appear on the stage! As soon as this show came out.

At this time, the ratings should always improve a little!

Thinking of this, Director Wang immediately asked the assistant beside him: “Xiao Zhang, the ratings this time should have improved, right?” ”

Hearing Director Wang’s words, Assistant Xiao Zhang was speechless for a while, and said with some hesitation: “Director Wang, the ratings have not improved… On the contrary, it has dropped from 11 percent to 10.5 percent…”

Hearing this, Director Wang was completely dumbfounded.

How is it possible, how can your own ratings not rise but fall? And dropped so much?

Isn’t a good show already out?

This is unreasonable!

I saw Director Wang subconsciously shouted: “What about people? Where are the people? ”

Assistant Xiao Zhang hurriedly took two steps back, and said a little weakly: “Director, I heard that many people have gone to Su Yun’s live broadcast room…”

Hearing this, Director Wang was obviously stunned.

Su Yun live broadcast room?

How attractive is this Su Yun’s live broadcast room? Are netizens crazy one by one?

Don’t even watch the Spring Festival Gala?

The director roared in disbelief.

“Isn’t Su Yun just eating dumplings in the live broadcast room? How come they don’t even watch the Spring Festival Gala! ”

Listening to the director’s tone was a little angry, Assistant Xiao Zhang couldn’t help but take two steps back in fear.

But I still can’t help but remind my director.

“The director… Su Yun has finished eating, and now netizens are watching the cannon on his side…”

Firing cannons? Isn’t it a ban on fireworks?

How could he Su Yun still fire a cannon? He’s not afraid of being caught!

Still dare to livestream?

At this time, Director Wang once again realized that there was something wrong!

What do you see about this cannon?

Isn’t it just a bunch of flowers flying all over the sky!

As for letting you all go over to see the liveliness? Isn’t this a mess!

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