Chapter 0083 – Dog Although I am not a human, you are a real dog!!!
[Hahaha! Laughing madness! Su Yun is too damaged! 】
【The rice bowl flies into the sky! 】 Didn’t that blow up? 】
[Don’t believe him, dog! ] What a poor dog…]
[That’s a family job for people to eat!] Just fly like that? 】
[Troubled year! You managed to pique my interest! Fried fast, fry! 】
The netizens in the live broadcast room, when they saw Su Yun’s bad smile and wanted to blow up, Big Yellow’s dog basin.
The stomach hurt with laughter, and then sent a barrage on the public screen, asking Su Yun to hurry
And at this time, Rhubarb, it has forgotten that he was almost scared by firecrackers just now.
Instead, he looked at Su Yun in front of him with a dumbfounded look, and from time to time he let out a whimpering sound.
The head is also tilted to the side for a while.
It’s very cute.
Because Big Yellow suddenly found that he could actually understand what the two-legged beast in front of him said!
But what made Big Yellow a little puzzled was.
Why didn’t I understand this? What do you mean?
Own rice bowl? How do you fly into the sky?
Do you say that your own rice bowl can fly?
Just like those guys with wings on the eaves?
But those guys with wings can only fly because they have wings! My own rice bowl doesn’t have wings.
Moreover, those guys with wings will move! There is also a twitter sound…
But his own rice bowl will not move. There is also no sound.
How could they possibly fly?
At this moment, Big Yellow’s eyes were already full of doubts.
While looking up at Su Yun in front of him.
The mouth also followed, and hummed.
“Woooo
And Big Yellow’s hum, hearing Su Yun’s ears, became another meaning.
I only listened to Big Yellow say: “What do you want my rice bowl for?” Are you trying to scam my dog food? ”
“I don’t think my rice bowl will fly, and you must be hitting my dog food idea.”
“If that’s the case, I’ll tell you, I don’t have much dog food left, you better not fight it…”
“Erm…”
Listening to Big Yellow’s humming, Su Yun was a little speechless.
Don’t say that this is not just an older person, there is a generation gap with the younger young people!
In terms of this species, there is also a generation gap of species! Look at what Rhubarb said.
Three sentences without leaving dog food.
All I think about in my head is eating!
But Su Yun was a little embarrassed at this time, this special lady… Why don’t I lie to you about dog food!
I’m afraid you’re not thinking too much!
Although you are not human, you are a real dog!
Su Yun, who felt that he was insulted, originally just wanted to tease this dog.
But hearing the other party, he actually suspected that he wanted to cheat his dog food…
Suddenly unhappy…
This is the legend, does a dog’s eye look down on people?
By the way, aren’t you wondering, why can’t the rice bowl fly to the sky? I always thought I lied to you about dog food…
So today, I really have to let you see and see, what is called the rice bowl flying into the sky so that you can increase your knowledge.
Puppies, don’t blame me, brother, this is urging you to learn! Help you expand your knowledge!
Thinking of this, I saw that the bad smile on Su Yun’s face became more and more intense.
Even more continued to coax, in front of the loyal and honest rhubarb came… I saw Su Yun say gently: “Rhubarb, rhubarb!” I don’t eat your dog food! I really want you to see that the rice bowl is flying into the sky! ”
Su Yun’s tone was like talking to a child, but it made Big Yellow very comfortable.
Listening to Su Yun’s words, Big Yellow was curious for a while.
Did he really lie to me?
Can he really make my rice bowl fly into the sky? But if my rice bowl flies into the sky.
It won’t be like those guys with wings, flying away and disappearing!
Rhubarb is very smart and has a deep mind, so when Su Yun asked him for a dog basin.
It immediately thought whether Su Yun wanted to cheat his dog food.
And now, although it was very curious, it still felt that it should not be given to Su Yun only to see Big Yellow shaking his head and saying: “Although I am very curious, how did the rice bowl go to the sky, but if my rice bowl went to the sky and flew away, then what else would I take to eat?” ”
“So, forget it, I don’t want to see the rice bowl go to the sky…”
Saying that, Big Yellow made a gesture and wanted to enter the courtyard.
Seeing this, Su Yun thought that this rhubarb’s suspicion was really heavy! But that’s okay.
The IQ of ordinary dogs should generally be around one to two years old for children
Although Su Yun didn’t understand much, he knew that children must be very easy to deceive.
Moreover, dogs, although not like cats, are very curious.
However, in the dog community, there is one thing that is much more important than curiosity.
Thinking of this, Su Yun also had new ideas.
I saw that he immediately opened his mouth to block it, and saw him say in a more gentle tone: “Big rhubarb, big rhubarb, don’t you really want to see how the rice bowl flies into the sky?” ”
“After your rice bowl flies into the sky, it will come down!” As long as you bring the rice bowl, I will show you! ”
Hearing this, Big Yellow’s curiosity attacked again, and he couldn’t help but stop.
Seeing this, Su Yun said again: “Big rhubarb! This rice bowl flew into the sky, but it was a very amazing thing, what do you think? ”
Hearing this, Big Yellow also nodded.
“You’re right, I’ve never seen it, the rice bowl flew into the sky, and the other dogs in the village should have never seen it…”
When he said this, Big Yellow suddenly felt that he wanted to see it, and the rice bowl was in the sky.
None of the dogs in the village have ever seen it.
Only I have seen it.
Isn’t that better than other dogs?
Doesn’t this mean that he is a knowledgeable dog?
Then since he is a knowledgeable dog, his status will definitely improve.
At that time, the neighbor’s little black will not dare to compete with me for small flowers!
At this time, Su Yun saw that Big Yellow was a little loose, and immediately saw the stitches and said:
“Big Yellow, not only have you never seen a rice bowl fly into the sky, all the dogs in this world have never seen a rice bowl fly into the sky!”
“If you bring the rice bowl, then you will be the first dog in the world to see the rice bowl fly into the sky!”
“You can tell your companions about it.”
“They’re going to adore you! When the time comes, what you say, they have to do! ”
“Because you’ve seen things that they haven’t seen, you talk about halfway through the matter, and don’t talk about it.”
“If other dogs want to listen, then you have to make them promise that they will listen to you in the future!”
“Otherwise, don’t tell them!”
“You can even say to your children, you are the first dog in the world to see the rice bowl fly into the sky, and no other dog has ever seen it.”
“Your children will definitely adore you too!”
Hearing this, Rhubarb was completely shaken, Rao is a mature and stable one.
A dog that has curiosity but can also be suppressed.
However, when it comes to making other dogs worship themselves, or even obey their own commands…
Rhubarb decided almost instantly that he must see the rice bowl flying into the sky
For Big Rhubarb, power and status are the most important things in his life.
With it, you can be majestic among the dogs yourself…
At this moment, Big Yellow was completely blinded by the right, in order to see, how could his own rice bowl fly to the sky.
I saw it hurriedly running back to the kennel and taking out its own rice bowl.
This scene made the hot balk on the side broken, and the sound of firecrackers was too loud just now.
She didn’t hear clearly what Su Yun said to the dog.
Just heard it, Su Yun said that he could put the dog’s rice bowl and fly to the sky.
At first, she doubted that this dog could understand Su Yun’s words.
Who would have thought, it really understood!
Seeing the dog really, he took the rice bowl out.
She still couldn’t help but laugh for a while: “Hahaha! It really took out the rice bowl! This dog is so obedient! So smart! ”
Seeing this, Boss Yang on the side also wanted to laugh for a while.
But now, what she was more curious about was how Su Yun made the rice bowl fly into the sky.
Even though Boss Yang was born as a child star, he has traveled all over the country since he was a child.
I’ve seen a lot of people and heard a lot of stories.
However, that was also carried out in the city, and how could she understand things in the countryside.
Boss Yang, who grew up in the city, has been cultivated as a good girl since she was a child
For the firing of cannons or something, just watch the adults let them go, and when she grows up, fireworks will already be banned in the city.
After that, she has not been to the countryside, even if she goes, she will not go at the New Year
Therefore, how can Boss Yang know how rural children play cannon fights.
Seeing that Big Yellow obediently took the dog basin over, Su Yun hurriedly smiled and reached out to take it.
I saw Su Yun holding the iron rice bowl of rhubarb and walking into the distance with a bad smile.
By the way, he took out a two-kick from the box behind him.
After putting it on the ground, I saw Su Yun using a cigarette butt to lead a little.
“Run!”
Su Yun snapped the rice bowl above the lit second kick, and then shouted and ran towards the back.
While running, I also beckoned everyone not to come.
When Big Yellow heard Su Yun’s shout, he thought that he had encountered some kind of danger.
I also want to run backwards.
But seeing Su Yun, he just threw his own rice bowl to the ground, and did not let it take off.
Rhubarb was a moment of doubt.
Could it be that this two-legged beast is deceiving itself? Is his wish going to be frustrated!
However, seeing his own rice bowl thrown alone on the ground, Rhubarb was worried for a while.
That’s what it eats, it’s the most important thing.
How can it be left out and left alone.
Thinking of this, Big Yellow hurriedly ran towards his rice bowl. I want to pick it up, take it into the house, and never take care of Su Yun again.
But who knew that before Rhubarb, he walked to his rice bowl.
“Bang!”
A sound was as harsh as thunder, and Rhubarb, who was startled by the sound, quickly hid behind.
In a panic, Big Yellow subconsciously raised his head.
I saw my own rice bowl, flying straight into the sky.
Seeing this, Rhubarb was anxious.
My own rice bowl turned out to be collapsed!
And at this time, only another muffled sound was heard, and the second sound of the second kick was detonated.
The iron basin that flew into mid-air, also because of this, circled and flew into the distance.
“Woooo Woof! ”
Seeing this, Big Yellow could not take care of a lot at the moment, and it regretted it at the moment.
Nothing is as important as your own rice bowl! I saw that it was barking wildly against the sky.
And at this moment, only Su Yun can understand, and the dog is anxious in his heart at this time.
“Rice bowl!”
“My rice bowl!”
“Woo hoo, where are you going?”
I saw Big Rhubarb, while shouting, ran in the direction where the rice bowl fell…
After a while, Big Yellow ran back with his own rice bowl, and the look in Su Yun’s eyes was also very resentful.
Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room couldn’t hold back.
People laugh and their stomachs hurt, but they don’t forget to frantically brush the screen and ridicule.
[Hahaha, Su Yun is really damaged at home, whispering that I also played like this when I was a child. ] Hahaha. 】
[God’s special rice bowl flew into the sky, dog, you are too stupid! ] You can’t be scammed next time! 】
[The dog sadly picked up the rice bowl and vowed not to take care of Su Yun again in the future…]
[Hahaha, although I am not a human, you are a real dog! ] 】
The barrage continued to brush the screen, and Su Yun and the children set off firecrackers again.
At this time, I saw Su Yuncong, inside the box containing fireworks, tossing and turning for a while.
Then from the inside, I took out one, boxy fireworks came out.
Holding this about ten pounds heavy, twenty-four Tiannu scattered flower firecrackers.
Su Yun smiled and said to several beauties: “Boss Yang! Reba! Transcend! This fireworks, designated package you are satisfied! ”
Hearing this, Reba and several people were also very curious: “Wow! This firework is so big! It must be beautiful! ”
I saw Su Yun find a suitable position for the fireworks and put them on the ground while saying with a smile: “You’ll know later!” ”
As soon as he spoke, Su Yun lit the fireworks and ran to the back.
While running, Su Yun greeted several beauties and also ran back, otherwise he couldn’t see clearly.
“Bang!”
A loud bang.
I saw that a white light flew up from the ground and pointed directly at the clouds.
The light swayed in the air, leaving a brilliant afterimage in the darkness.
“Bang!”
There was another sound, and the white light exploded.
Countless rays of light, small, bright white light exploded from it.
The light disperses, and then the others fall towards the ground.
It was like a fairy standing in the sky and throwing the petals in her hand to the world to pray for people.
“Word one.”
The sound sounded one after another, and the light that flew into the sky also increased, and then exploded together.
In an instant, the fireworks seemed to pour white ink on the dark sky.
A splendid painting was printed.
“Wow! It’s so beautiful! ”
Boss Yang and several people looked up at the fireworks in the sky and couldn’t help but sigh
The light emitted by the fireworks shone on the faces of several beautiful women, becoming more and more bright.
“Alright! After the fireworks are over, let’s go back to watch the Spring Festival Gala! ”
Su Yun took a few beautiful women and ran to the house with a smile.
At this time, an hour and a half had passed since the Spring Festival Gala.
Director Wang looked very anxious, pacing back and forth in the background.
At this time, the little assistant ran over.
Seeing this, Director Yuan hurriedly asked, “How is it!” ”
I saw the little assistant, and shouted with a bitter face: “Director Wang!” The ratings still haven’t risen significantly! ”
Hearing this, Director Wang was even more anxious.
It’s been more than an hour!
Haven’t gone up yet? I’ve already watched the show just now, it’s not bad!
Why don’t the audience come to see it yet!
After thinking for a long time, I saw Director Wang suddenly speak, and asked the assistant: “Didn’t I just let you also take a look at Su Yun’s live broadcast room?” What is it doing now, and how many fans does it have in the live broadcast room? ”
Hearing this, the little assistant changed from the grievance just now to a pained look.
After hesitating for a long time, he spoke: “Director Wang!” This special girl’s! The number of people in Su Yun’s live broadcast room has risen again! Now it has exceeded 60 million! ”
Immediately afterwards, the little assistant spoke again, but the painful expression on his face became more and more obvious.
“More than 60 million people of this special lady! Actually…… It’s actually all in Su Yun’s live broadcast room… Watch the Spring Festival Gala!!! ”
Director Wang was completely stunned, he wanted to speak now, but he didn’t know what to say!
What the hell!?
This fan is toxic, right!?
A good Spring Festival Gala don’t watch it yourself, don’t follow your own family!? In the live broadcast room of Su Yun, what kind of Spring Festival Gala to watch?!
What a special situation! Lose your marbles!!!
The dividing line…
Please, subscribers!!
I hope that those who are interested in this article can give an automatic subscription!
You'll Also Like
-
Pokémon: Age of Destruction
Chapter 183 1 days ago -
Dragon Ball Master of the Universe
Chapter 179 1 days ago -
Metropolis: I am really rich
Chapter 183 1 days ago -
Hong Kong Island: The demon revives, I merge with the super template
Chapter 203 1 days ago -
Global luck: I created reincarnation
Chapter 168 1 days ago -
Douluo: The Evil God System slaps Xiao Wu in the face at the beginning
Chapter 112 1 days ago -
Lords of all the people: Awakening the true form of the ancestral dragon at the beginning!
Chapter 130 1 days ago -
Douluo: Strange Fire Martial Spirit, starting with a hundred thousand year soul ring
Chapter 434 1 days ago -
Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man
Chapter 519 1 days ago -
The favorite of the Nongmen group: the female supporting role is a full-level boss
Chapter 395 1 days ago