Entertainment: Late-Night Old Driver Picked Up Big Honey

Yan Luo has never been a people-pleaser.

He doesn't please girls, nor does he please the audience.

Besides, since he has traveled through time, he should be more casual and free, what's the point.

So it's impossible to lick female stars, and even more impossible to lick netizens, just do whatever you want.

The car shuttled through the streets of Yanjing.

Netizens were talking nonsense in the live broadcast room.

"You should restrain yourself, take medicine when you need to, and get injections when you need to."

"Yan Laoliu, I'm your attending physician, when did you run away?"

"Oh, the passenger is a beautiful girl."

When did the style of comments in the live broadcast room change drastically?

Experienced drivers came out to drive.

They were afraid that if they were late, the car would drive to the kindergarten.

"Hey, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits, and pornography is not allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China."

"So the result is that flatterers cannot become spirits, and licking dogs is still dogs. ”

Netizen:

Yan Laoliu is really sharp.

Stabs people in the sore spot.

Yan Luo stopped at the gate of a community and put on a mask.

Going forward, a girl was standing next to the security booth with a suitcase.

"Hello, are you the passenger with the phone number ending in 1448?"

"Yes, master, please get in the trunk."

"Okay. There is a live video in the car, don't get on if you don't like it."

"Okay!"

Live broadcast room:

"This girl is OK, I can give her eight points, she is very charming.

"Yan Laoliu's passengers are very strange, so don't be happy too early."

"Let's make a blind guess, what is this girl going to do, open a bet."

"I bet three packs of spicy strips, this girl is probably going to the airport.

"I bet my most precious Wangzai milk, it must be a broken heart. ”

According to the previous basic set, "Shuzi will say ten sentences when she gets on Yan Luo's car

"Master, can I ask you a question?"

Netizen: Here it comes.

As soon as the beautiful girl gets on the car in the early morning, she will definitely ask the "580" anchor this question.

Yan Luo glanced through the rearview mirror and saw that the girl looked worried.

Often, even if such passengers refuse, they will still ask.

"You can ask, but let's just talk about love and sex, not state affairs."

"Puchi...Master, you are so funny, do you know where this sentence comes from?"

"I like to be an idle person, and only talk about love and sex during the banquet."

"Hey, I like people with cultural literacy."

"That's a coincidence, I like myself too."

The girl pursed her lips and shook her head.

The little brother's defense is really tight.

This does not give any room for ambiguity.

It would be great if my boyfriend was like this.

"Master, I want to ask: If you are kicked out by your girlfriend in the middle of the night, what will you do? "

A long squeak!

Yan Luo braked suddenly.

"Ouch, it hurts me! Master, what are you doing? We were driving fine, why did you brake suddenly?

The girl bumped her head on the backrest of the front seat, "Isn't it just a question? What's the big deal?

"Why do you ask me that? If you ask me that, I just stepped on the wrong brake."

"If it was me, I accidentally stepped on the wrong accelerator and you were kicked out?"

:"..."

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Oh my god.

Stepped on the wrong accelerator.

I can't afford to offend you.

Is Yan Laoliu so cruel?

The girl sitting in the back row squeezed out a little smile, and then laughed awkwardly twice.

"Ahem, Master, a woman came to my house, and then my boyfriend kicked me out."

"Oh, I was broken up. Don't you want to keep it for making dumplings with leeks on your head?

Netizens: Damn, Yan Laoliu is sober!

A girl is still out to take a taxi at this time in the morning.

Either she is done with a date or preparing to go on a date.

Either she was kicked out by her boyfriend or kicked out her boyfriend.

The girl was choked by Yan Luo. It was too hard to talk to her. For a while, the car fell into silence.

After a while, she asked unwillingly

"What am I?"

"You are unlucky."

"What are the memories between him and me?"

"You have a good memory."

"What are the vows of love between him and me?"

"Four-character idioms."

"What are my efforts?"

"Social practice."

"What are the good times between us?"

"......If you really want to count, then count it as seaweed.

"Why?"

The girl's eyes were red just now, and she suddenly laughed, "Puchi...I was very sad and wanted to die, but I met you."

Live broadcast room:

"It's so funny, time seaweed must come out to pay some advertising fees."

"The anchor is really sober, very funny, but also very heartbreaking. ”

“This girl needs my comfort, anchor, tell me the exact location.”

“What I’m best at is taking advantage of opportunities, no, soothing wounds.”

“What are you doing to comfort me? You’re just trying to take advantage of me, how despicable!”

The girl sniffed as she looked out the window, “Master, can you comfort me? I just broke up with you, so what’s the money I spent?”

“It’s just IQ tax.”

“You’re so cruel. Can’t you comfort me, but you have to stab me? Do you have any sense of public morality?”

“This is the reality, why lie to yourself. Being cheated by your boyfriend is not enough, you still want me to cheat you?"

Girl: "…………"

Speechless.

I shouldn't have asked for stability.

This guy stabbed me again and again, it really hurts my heart.

[Detected the host's behavior of being a fool, congratulations to the host for winning a lottery.]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host [for the music package of "Walking and Breaking Up".]

Tongzi is also very spiritual.

This triggered reward is just like rubbing salt into people's wounds.

"Woo woo woo, he lied to me that he was single, and he lied to me that the money he spent was for me. It wasn't until his wife came to the door tonight that I knew he was married."

The squeak was loud.

Once again, the brakes were suddenly braked.

Yan Luo turned his head and looked at him in astonishment.

"You said that a woman came to the door, and it was his wife."

"Yeah!"

"You asked what the money you spent was, was it his money?"

"Yeah!"

Yan Luo patted the steering wheel, "I am still too young and too ignorant. ”

Live room:

"Haha, I laughed my ass off. I never expected this reversal. The anchor almost threw the steering wheel out. ”

"Fuck you. This is clearly a mistress being fought. Why is she still complaining here?"

"Sleeping with someone else's husband and spending someone else's money, she actually has the nerve to ask for comfort. It refreshes my worldview."

"Maybe this woman was also deceived by a man... She just gave her true heart to the wrong person.

"She is both a hypocrite and a hypocrite. A man who is not married and has been together for a long time will definitely know."

Yan Luo thought that his rank was okay, but it turned out that people with high ranks even deceived themselves.

"Hey, I didn't want to sing a song to comfort her, but I didn't expect... the reversal was so sudden!"

"Come on, sing quickly. We all need comfort."

"That's right, how many people in our live room have sad things."

"Do you think I'm here to watch the live broadcast? I can't sleep!"

The netizens in the live room were all excited.

Yan Luo's song is of high quality.

But he said he would not sing tonight, so no one urged him, because Yan Laoliu's urging was useless.

Yan Luo smiled slightly, "If you are depressed, then sing a sweet song to relieve the atmosphere."

"I am used to looking for your shadow in the crowd and recalling those happy days."

"But in fact, I understand that I am far away from my former self.

"Two hearts in a lonely world, everyone in a lonely city."

"We met and embraced, guessed and doubted each other, smiling and crying at the same time."

"Those strangeness after passion, trust that was exploited."

"A heart that is tired of not loving, a person who missed willfully."

"I understand after being hurt, I lose if I take it seriously."

"Some people just disperse as they walk."

"Some things fade as they watch."

"There is so much unhappiness that no one can understand."

"There is so much powerless reluctance."

"Some people forget as they think about it."

"Some dreams wake up as they dream."

"I realized that I was too naive before."

"Reality is so cruel................."

Netizens were still talking and laughing.

However, the more they listened, the more they felt something was wrong.

The live broadcast room was full of curses:

"Fuck you, Yan Laoliu, is this the sweet song you said?"

"Old driver, do you have any misunderstanding about sweetness?"

"It's clearly salt on the wound, Yan Laoliu you bastard. ”

“Red alert………………Light up the cigarettes, pour out the wine.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were caught off guard.

They were all confused by Yan Luo’s song.

[Detecting the host’s Lao Liu behavior will win a lottery. ]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host, you won the Eighteen Music Set. ]

Eighteen Musical Instruments!!

Yan Luo has only heard of eighteen weapons, okay!

Xiaosheng, flute, ocarina, suona, Hulusi,

Qinse, guzheng, pipa, erhu, sanxian.

Guitar, piano, violin, horse-head fiddle, saxophone, drum set!

Well, the musical instruments are added at once, saving Yan Luo from buying them.

Not only does it meet Yan Luo’s performance skill requirements, but there is even a surplus.

Yan Luo also stopped singing.

"I've said it before, it's not my songs that hurt people, it's your hearts that are hurt."

"I've emphasized that it's not my lyrics that make people cry, it's your stories that make people cry."

The netizens in the live broadcast room don't believe this.

"It's okay if others say it, but you can't believe Yan Laoliu's words, even radicals.

"Damn it, this song is so helpless to listen to, I have to lick my wounds alone in the dead of night."

"Some songs make you cry, and some Laoliu is just a lie."

Yan Luo shrugged at the camera.

"I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to show my cards, I admit that I'm good at rubbing salt into wounds."

"The singing ends here, this song is very straining on your voice, it's exhausting."

The netizens didn't agree, and they started to make a fuss again.

"Don't do that! I just opened a bottle of liquor, and there's no music to go with it? "Stupid" "That's it? I just ran to buy a pack of cigarettes. I heard that Yan Laoliu's songs are useless." "Damn it, go to Yan Laoliu's Weibo to attack him. This bastard is teasing people again." Netizens cursed one after another. But not many people were really resentful. After all, it's not the first time Yan Luo has done this. And whose live broadcast room can always listen to original songs! Of course, netizens can make noise, Yan Luo will never indulge these animals again. [Ding, you have a new order. ] "Okay, business is here. Those sad ones hide in the quilt to lick their wounds, don't complain in the live broadcast room." Netizens sighed in their hearts. Maybe it's really a hobby. Otherwise, there is no way to explain why Yan Luo, who is rich and popular, would seriously pay this fare. "Hello, is this the passenger with the last number 9325?" The passenger is a man, and his clothes are a bit messy. But the place to pick him up is downstairs of the foot massage parlor.

At this point, he is still in the foot massage parlor, which is a picture.

The old driver in the live broadcast room once again temporarily gained the upper hand.

Suppress the person who was still complaining after being caught.

Yan Luo and the passengers didn't talk all the way.

The car passed through the mottled streets and alleys.

The midnight in Yanjing was also a bit cold.

The passenger's destination was an urban village.

There are fewer and fewer places like this in Beijing, just like the Siheyuan.

Siheyuan is expensive, and urban villages are cheap.

"Here we are, 19 yuan, WeChat Alipay, cash, or..."

"Swipe the card!"

Yan Luo was stunned, "It's only 19 yuan, what card are you swiping?"

"I don't have money in WeChat Alipay, what can I do if I don't swipe the card?"

"19 yuan needs to be swiped by card."

"Then only the card can be swiped."

Yan Luo took out the prepared POS machine.

As a result, there was a beep, [Balance insufficient]

"Balance insufficient, swipe 6.8 yuan."

"6.8 yuan is not enough."

"Switch this one."

"How much more?"

"Swipe 6.6 yuan."

"6.8 yuan, 6.6 yuan... 13.4 yuan, 5.6 yuan short.

"Then swipe this one."

"This one is not enough, 5.6 yuan is not enough."

"If it's not enough, then there's nothing left, just swipe as much as you have left.

"Hahaha... there's only 4.4 yuan on this card."

"Hiss, what should I do with only 4.4 yuan? Ah, I still have 20 cents in my WeChat account.

Yan Luo:

I'm going to dry up and be silent again tonight.

What kind of people are you meeting.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

"Oh my god, I maxed out three cards on Didi, the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.

"That's it, why did you go to the foot massage parlor? I really don't understand."

"I knew that Yan Laoliu's passengers were not ordinary, they were better than the Spring Festival Gala.

"This brother is also a particular person, he gave money as much as he could. ”

Yan Luo smiled speechlessly.

“Don’t make it so difficult. You take a car, and one car swipes three 4.6 cards.

“That’s what happens when you don’t have money. If I had money, I wouldn’t come back at night.”

Yan Luo:"......"

Fuck you.

I said why are you still downstairs of the foot massage parlor so late!

“Okay, let’s do it, get off the car, get off the car.”

“Wait! I originally saved the money to buy cigarettes, master, can you give me a cigarette?”

Yan Luo didn’t have cigarettes either, but threw a calendar.

“No cigarettes, this is what I prepared to replenish energy.”

“Hey, thank you. There are still many good people in this world.”

“Good people? I’m not! It seems that your money was spent in the foot massage parlor? She took all your money!”

“Driver, you don’t understand! She washes away the filth and mud walking in the world, and pinches away the edges and misfortunes smoothed by time. ’

“Are you poisoned?”

“I’m just more caring. She has a gambling father, a sick mother, a young brother, and a broken girl. If I don’t help her, who will?”

“How can I, who earns 4,000 yuan a month, take care of her who earns 20,000 yuan a month? In order to make up for the guilt in my heart, I did not hesitate to add two more hours, so……………”

The man took out a cigarette and lit it.

“I sincerely hope that the country can include foot massage in social security.”

“What? You still want to include foot massage in social security?”

“Yes, then I can take care of her every day with a monthly salary of 4,000 yuan. Alas, there are too many things in the world that are hard to settle!”

Yan Luo gave a thumbs up, “Brother, you are really talented!”

Live broadcast room:

“My God, this is a gentleman who insists on it. Let’s talk about it at the Double Session.

“It’s really a blessing for male compatriots. It must be included in social security.”

Host, please give him 10 yuan to buy cigarettes for me, and I will give you a gift. ”

“And me, I need to light a cigarette for him, host, I will give you a rocket. ”

The live broadcast room was filled with gifts.

Yan Luo was confused.