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Chapter 112: On a roller coaster, you unscrewed someone else’s screws?

Chapter 112: On a roller coaster, you unscrewed someone else’s screws?

“Is this Nima a word that a human can say?”

“If the boat of friendship does not capsize, how can you fall in love, Ye Chen’s words are quite reasonable!”

“Don’t believe Ye Chen, just now I learned his tumultuous operation to provoke my sister, guess what? People call me a neurotic!”

“It seems that Brother Chen’s trick is not so effective.”

“Is it possible that it’s just because you’re not handsome enough?”

“It seems to be true.”

… In the middle of the scene.

Ye Chen shook his head helplessly, seeing that Reba had been ignoring himself, he knew that this girl was really a little angry.

“Erm….. Reba, I was joking just now, obviously it was requested by the fans!”

He simply threw the pot all over to the fans.

In the live broadcast room, tens of millions of people were directly stunned.

What’s the situation? How did he become a pot man?

“Don’t listen, don’t listen, don’t listen!”

Reba covered her ears that were still a little hot, thinking that it was impossible to forgive Ye Chen in this life.

Seeing her like this, Ye Chen was relieved in his heart.

Fortunately, it’s just a little angry, not particularly angry.

Girls, just coax two sentences.

I don’t know anything else, he is definitely a professional when it comes to coaxing girls!

“Ahem, let me tell you a paragraph.”

“On the way to the West Heaven to obtain the scriptures, Tang Sanzang was cut in half by a goblin, and guess what? From now on, Tang Sanzang became Tang One and Five Zang!”

???

What is this Nima?

Tang Sanzang was cut in half by one knife, becoming Tang One Point Five Swords?

In Yanjing in winter, the sky was drifting with snowflakes, and Deng Ziqi and others shivered.

Of course, it was not because the weather was too cold, but because Ye Chen’s joke was too cold.

“What’s wrong, isn’t it funny?”

Ye Chen couldn’t help but ask.

He thinks that he can only be popular on the whole network by being funny, and his jokes have always been invincible, who doesn’t want to laugh when they hear it? Reba, this girl has always had a very low laugh point, why didn’t she laugh today?

Ye Chen wondered, only to see him look like he didn’t believe in evil, and continued to tell.

“One day, Dad asked his son: What has four legs, but is it dead?”

The son replied excitedly: I know, it’s a chair! Dad shook his head and said, “No, it’s your dog, he died this afternoon!” Oops, I lean on, laugh at me to death hahaha~”

The corner of Reba’s mouth twitched.

The shyness and nervousness just now have disappeared.

At this time, she only felt that her scalp was numb and her body had goosebumps.

The weather is already cold, and you still tell these cold jokes, do you want to freeze me to death?

Deng Ziqi and Chen Han on the side looked like they had seen a ghost.

Is this Nima the Ye Chen they know?

It’s impossible, Brother Chen in my heart is not such a sand sculpture! If you want to say who is the most surprised, it is definitely the camera brother.

He frowned and continued to record in the small book.

While recording, but also murmuring.

“Ye Chen honestly flirted with girls, and when girls were angry, they told them cold jokes….. This trick feels outrageous, does it really work?”

He was very skeptical, could this trick work? What girl would like to hear your boring jokes?

But out of trust in Teacher Ye Chen, he still recorded them one by one.

Let’s talk about Ye Chen.

Seeing that Reba was still indifferent, he was a little strange.

“No, isn’t my joke funny?”

It seems that the difficulty of attacking this girl is a bit big? There is no way, you can only sacrifice the joke at the bottom of the box!

“Xiao Ming’s grandmother had a dog, one day the dog died, grandma was sad for several days, in order to make grandma happy, Xiao Ming learned to bark in the yard every day, and later….. The people in the village did not say that Xiaoming had hit an evil spirit, and hung me from a tree for seven days and seven nights! Hahaha… I can’t laugh anymore!”

o.0!

After listening to Ye Chen’s few jokes, Reba felt that the whole person was not good.

It’s too cold!

Seeing her still looks indifferent.

Ye Chen’s face was full of helplessness and said, “Still angry? No way, tell you a joke from my ancestors!”

Finally.

At the moment when he said that he was going to tell an ancestral joke, Reba was convinced.

Turning around, he glared at Ye Chen with resentful eyes, unable to see whether he was angry or helpless.

No way, this guy is so devilish.

Ye Chen was overjoyed and said smugly to the camera: “Brothers, see it, if you want to make girls happy, you have to tell jokes!”

“It’s funny to say, when the girl is happy, she will naturally not be angry.”

“It’s not funny, the girl will also beg you not to continue to tell cold jokes, so this trick is very practical no matter what!”

Inside the live broadcast room.

The audience suddenly realized, no wonder Teacher Ye Chen would tell cold jokes, it turned out to be the reason! i99999,

“Learned, flirting tips +1!”

“Brother Chen, this trick sounds very useful!”

“Brothers, don’t forget, Brother Chen has always been a bachelor, and you believe his ideas?”

“I believe it anyway!”

The camera brother also looked like he suddenly realized, and carefully recorded everything Ye Chen said.

In the middle of the scene.

Ye Chen smiled and continued: “Don’t be angry, as soon as you get angry in the future, I will tell you a paragraph every day, how about it?”

“Huh? Then don’t do it, I can’t live to kill you this cold joke!”

Reba gave him a blank look, and was afraid for a while.

This kind of cold joke, it is enough to listen to it once, if you listen to it every day, it is better to die!

The atmosphere finally normalized, and Ye Chen’s flirting class ended here.

Several people continued to line up.

Needless to say, this amusement park is still very lively.

Even if the weather is cold like this, there are still many people who come to play.

After waiting in line for more than half an hour, I saw that there were only more than twenty people left in front of me.

Ye Chen estimated in his heart that he would wait at most ten minutes before he could play the roller coaster.

A few people lined up with a smile, and time passed quite quickly, without the slightest feeling of boredom.

However, at this moment, the accident happened.

I saw that in front of me, a man in his twenties and thirties inserted into the team.

The one who was cut in by him was a boy about twenty years old, with glasses and a face that revealed green.

It looks like it should be a student, who took his girlfriend out to play on holidays.

After being cut in line, the boy was a little unconvinced.

“Why are you, don’t you know the orderly queue?”

The man’s face sank: “What’s the queue?” I’m in a hurry, let me play first, what’s wrong?”

“Are you going to go to the security guards or the staff?” Don’t force Lai Lai here!”

This man looked righteous and did not feel that he had done anything wrong at all.

Even on the contrary, he also felt that his act of cutting the queue was quite honorable.

This scene suddenly made everyone at the scene a little angry.

Special!

Forget about cutting the queue, and still be so justified?

However, they all came out to play on holidays, so although everyone was dissatisfied, they did not say anything.

As for finding staff?

Not to mention the crowd at the scene, can the staff manage it.

Even if you really leave to find the staff, then this team is not in vain? Therefore, although there are many dissatisfied people, no one takes the initiative to stand up.

Reba looked a little dissatisfied and began to complain.

“It’s so unqualified, don’t you know to queue up consciously…..”

Deng Ziqi and Chen Han were also a little dissatisfied, and whispered a few words.

And Ye Chen, who witnessed all this, also wrinkled his eyebrows.

There are too many people in the amusement park, and the staff can’t be busy, so they can only rely on everyone to consciously line up to maintain order.

But here’s a shameless one.

Seeing that others are bullied, take the initiative to cut the queue.

Isn’t this Nima bullying honest people? After thinking about it.

Ye Chen was a little upset with this kind of brazen and malicious person who cut the queue.

But he didn’t go up to the theory.

He knows.

If the other party dares to cut in public, it means that the skin is very thick, and he will not listen at all if you reason with him.

But if this kind of person didn’t teach him a lesson, Ye Chen felt that he couldn’t say it.

I saw him looking around and picking up something on the ground next to him.

Although a few people around were a little strange, they didn’t ask anything.

Meanwhile.

In the live broadcast room, many viewers have begun to spray wildly.

“Lying groove, directly cut the queue? It’s so shameful!”

“I see this kind of disturbing order, people who cut in line at will get angry, it’s too shameful!”

“Yes, this kind of person is really annoying, but it is quite common in life, I can often meet this kind of person when I cook in the school cafeteria, you reason with them, they still ignore you, it’s disgusting!”

“Brother Chen, give him some color and see, and give him a big broken stone on his chest!”

“I suggest, Brother Chen might as well perform fire-breathing and scare this guy to death.”

“Poof, ha, what bad ideas do you guys have, I want Brother Chen to enter the game and sing “Tears behind Bars”, right?”

……

All the audience was dissatisfied and sprayed in the barrage.

However, they have no other way but to curse a few words in the barrage.

After all, this kind of faceless person is not reasonable at all, what can he do with him? And in the middle of the scene.

Ye Chen didn’t say anything, just smiled wickedly.

“What are you laughing at?”

Seeing him laughing like this, Reba inexplicably felt a little flustered.

Last time, Ye Chen smiled so thiefly, as if he was massaging himself? Thinking of this, she blushed again.

Ye Chen shook his head and said, “It’s nothing, I just think of happy things.”

A few people didn’t think much about it.

After another ten minutes, finally, the long queue was over.

Rebara pulled Ye Chen and was about to start playing roller coaster.

Ye Chen was not in a hurry to find a place to sit.

Instead, the pestle was in place, looking around.

Finally, I saw a familiar figure, it was the man who had just cut the queue.

The position of the roller coaster was a row of two people, he pulled Reba, and the two sat down directly behind the man.

Reba was a little strange: “Why don’t you go to the front position, sitting in the front is exciting!”

Ye Chen smiled grimly and didn’t explain why.

This made Reba even more confused.

But she didn’t say anything, quickly sat down next to her, and fastened her seat belt.

Deng Ziqi and Chen Han were sitting behind them.

In order to facilitate shooting, the camera brother sat at the back and fixed the camera by the way to ensure that there would be no potential safety hazards.

“I’m about to play a roller coaster, I’m a little panicked?”

After fixing the camera, the eldest brother said in a panic.

Don’t look at the camera brother who looks five big and three thick, in fact, he is very afraid of heights.

I remember the last time Ye Chen took Uncle Wang to skydive, he didn’t even dare to get on the plane.

“What are you afraid of, people dare to play, don’t you dare?”

Ye Chen joked with a smile.

Sitting next to the camera brother is a cute-looking girl.

Originally, he was ready to fix the camera and he would not sit down.

But listening to Ye Chen say this, the camera brother is energetic.

Sit! Must sit!

Lao Tzu’s seven-foot man, can he lose this person?

Absolutely not!

In the live broadcast room, the audience was cheerful again.

“Ye Chen, this is the method of agitation!”

“I know that the camera brother is afraid of heights, and I asked him to ride a roller coaster, Ye Chen is too bad!”

“In other words, why did Brother Chen deliberately sit behind the man who cut the queue, is there any explanation?”

“The devil knows! This old sixth, no one can guess what idea is in his heart!”

“As we all know, Ye Chen is the first demon in internal entertainment, and you will never be able to see through him.”

“Ye Chen: Are you polite?”

Barrage constantly ridicules.

And in the scene, the roller coaster gradually started.

This roller coaster doesn’t start fast and slowly accelerates at 0.5 meters per second.

Wait ten seconds for the speed to reach its peak.

What is the concept of 0.5 meters per second? This speed is slower than walking!

This is also to give tourists time to prepare for the high-intensity acceleration behind.

It’s also when the roller coaster accelerates slowly.

Ye Chen patted the shoulder of the man in front of him and asked, “Dude, you are the one who cut the queue just now, right?”

The man turned his head and glared at Ye Chen unpleasantly.

“Why, do you have an opinion?”

This kind of person is a typical street slipper, without any qualities.

For his behavior of cutting the queue, he was not embarrassed, but also justified.

Seeing his unhappy look, Reba was also a little angry, as long as Ye Chen spoke, she would stand on Ye Chen’s side and spray together!

However.

Reba’s imaginary squirt didn’t appear.

Ye Chen didn’t say anything swearing, but instead showed a very mean smile again.

Immediately after, holding something in his hand, he showed it to the man.

“This screw just fell from your position, let’s see, is there a missing screw in your position?”

The man fixed his eyes, and the next second, he was directly dumbfounded.

Ye Chen is really a screw in his hand!

The main thing is that there is still some rust on it, it looks like it’s a little old.

Groove? It can’t really fall from my position, right?

The man hurriedly looked left and right to see where the screw had fallen.

But look at it, dead or alive, you can’t see where there is a problem.

He was so frightened that he quickly shouted loudly.

“The staff! Stop the car! I’m going down!”

The staff next to him smiled slightly and did not pay attention to it.

People like this they see a lot and go.

I wanted to ride a roller coaster, but when I accelerated, I was scared in my heart and hurriedly regretted it.

The staff ignored it and simply pretended not to hear.

And the heart of the man who cut the queue has completely despaired, and his face wants to cry without tears.

Looking at the screw in Ye Chen’s hand, his eyes were even more desperate.

What a situation!

Isn’t it just a line, why did Ye Chen unscrew the screws of his seat!.