Entertainment: Let you go on stage to sell miserably, and you go on stage to laugh

Chapter 125: Forget about smoking at the Spring Festival Gala, and give others a cigarette and let others smoke together?

Chapter 125: Forget about smoking at the Spring Festival Gala, and give others a cigarette and let others smoke together?

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“Why is Brother Chen on stage again, is he planning to perform two shows in a row?”

“The point is not whether or not to go on stage, the point is the name of his show, “Cosmos Brand Cigarettes” is too outrageous!”

“The most outrageous thing is that Brother Chen really took a pack of cigarettes to the stage, is he serious?”

“Look at the host’s reaction, it’s so real, this stand-up comedy script is so good!”…

Whether it was the audience at the scene or the netizens in the live broadcast room, they were all stupid by Ye Chen’s commotion.

There is no other reason.

Ye Chen’s tumultuous operation is too six! Twice on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala! A pack of cigarettes in hand!

Moreover, not only Ye Chen acted well, but the host also acted very well, and the reaction was very real.

Whether it is the script or the acting skills, it is simply the top in the industry!

Hearing some people saying that their reactions were real, the host was full of tears and laughter.

It’s not that she’s good acting.

Nor is she acting real.

It’s that she really didn’t expect Ye Chen to come out like this! There are no performances, it’s all live plays!

Can it not be real? And without further ado.

When he saw the host’s confused reaction, Ye Chen knew that his performance was successful.

Stand-up comedy tests the ability to respond on the spot.

He quickly put on a flattering smile and sold his cigarettes like a professional salesman.

“No, you don’t know, I told everyone!”

Saying that, he didn’t pay attention to the ignorant host, but faced the hundreds of spectators on the scene.

“Comrades, we belong to this cosmic cigarette factory, and I want to provide some sponsorship products for your Spring Festival Gala Federation!”

“And my product, this cosmic brand cigarette, which one of you smokes?”

“Smoke? Who’s smoking? Come, you taste it!”

I saw him skillfully unpacking the cigarette while speaking, and began to scatter cigarettes to everyone.

Because the scene and the audience’s reaction are different from the performance of Ma Ji in his previous life, he made a slight change in the script.

Of course, the changes are only minor.

The core of the script, but nothing has changed.

When he started to smoke outward.

At the scene, several middle-aged men who smoked also took over, but they did not light the fire, just lightly clamped them in their hands…….

“This kid really dares~”!”

In the background, when Yu Lei saw this, the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but twitch.

Who can be invited to the Spring Festival Gala?

Rich or expensive!

Just like the middle-aged men in the front row who are not good-looking.

It seems that they are no different from ordinary people.

But Yu Lei knew that none of these people were ordinary people.

The head of a relevant department, the director of a certain bureau in Yanjing, the boss of a certain automobile manufacturer….. All of them are too big.

Even if he is the director of the Spring Festival Gala, he also needs to look up to the existence.

The result?

Ye Chen made fun of these people!

Use them as stand-up comedy!

For a while, he didn’t know whether to say that the newborn calf was not afraid of the tiger, or that there was no one in sight.

No wonder Yu Lei would complain that this kid was bold!

Let’s talk about Ye Chen.

Of course he knew that the identities of these people were either rich or noble.

But so what?

Now is his home field, no matter what identity you have, at this moment, you can only give him a cheer.

This does not.

After giving a few big guys a cigarette, he continued to brag about himself.

“Our cosmic brand cigarette na, in any way, has entered the national advanced ranks.”

“To use an adjective, that is, the factory is ambitious, and a golden phoenix flies out of the mountain nest! Why is our product so popular? Mainly because of the good quality and low price!”

“This is not Lao Wang selling melons, selling himself and boasting, as far as our product is concerned, it has now been sold in many major cities across the country, like what treasure island province Xiangjiang Province, all have our cigarettes for sale!”

“We are also ready to break out of Asia and into the international market! Our cosmic brand cigarettes are ready to be sold to Pretty Country, Cherry Blossom Country, Sunset Country, Hairy Bear Country… What is on the map, we sell them all!”

“Of course, whether people buy it or not is another matter.”

As soon as this crosstalk came out, it once again attracted a burst of laughter.

Ye Chen first touted this product.

Immediately afterwards, it was also said that it can be purchased all over the country, even in Baodao Xiangjiang provinces.

This sentence has already moved everyone a little.

Huaxia has always been inseparable, and Ye Chen’s jokes are not only funny, but also make Chinese children across the country feel a warmth in their hearts.

But just when everyone thought that he was going to start preaching the big reason and promoting positive energy.

Hey! Ye Chen is biased! Keep getting funny.

All over the world, there are countries on the map, there are cosmos brand cigarettes for sale! Of course, whether others buy it or not is another matter…..

“Good baggage!”

Already someone is starting to clap their hands.

No wonder it’s called Cosmos brand cigarettes.

The brand of feelings is for the whole world, even for the whole universe!

“Poof, I’m going to die laughing!”

“Sold all over the world? Really fake!”

“Brother Chen’s crosstalk is really fun, much stronger than what “First Sight Photo Studio”!”

“There is a question, whether aliens smoke or not, is Ye Chen’s universe brand cigarettes intended to be sold to aliens?”

“The alien market will definitely break in, as for whether the aliens buy it or not? That’s their business!”

“I’m going to buy it anyway!”

“Hey Lao Wang, I remember that you don’t smoke, why did you buy Ye Chen’s cigarettes?”

“But he called me comrade!”

……

The audience burst into laughter, and everyone was going to laugh silly.

Ye Chen didn’t care about everyone’s reaction.

Continued to take care of himself and performed stand-up comedy.

He took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, lit a flame, and skillfully spit out a smoke ring.

It looks as if Cosmos brand cigarettes taste really good.

After taking two breaths, he continued to speak.

“Oops! Comrades, why are our cosmic brand cigarettes so popular with customers?”

“The main thing is that we grasp it well, we have a slogan, call user first, quality first, sales first!”

“But the question is, how do we keep our sales? That’s a change of brand!”

“We often change brands, three days and two ends, can the sales be high!” Groove?

The audience was happy again.

In order to maintain sales, so change brands twice in three days? This idea is too bad!

But after thinking about it, Ye Chen, the sixth old, it doesn’t seem to be strange that he can do this kind of thing! After all, he dared to smoke on the spring evening, and what else could not be done!

(ps: Some readers reacted to 123 and 124, it may be a software card, everyone reload it to see, the little brother is here to pay you a loss!)

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