Entertainment: Let you go on stage to sell miserably, and you go on stage to laugh

Chapter 127: The official boss is shocked, Ye Chen’s sketch is too ironic!

Chapter 127: The official boss is shocked, Ye Chen’s sketch is too ironic!

On stage.

Ye Chen continued to introduce and kept touting his products.

“Our universe brand cigarettes, with a long history, rich experience, equipment ~ perfect, first-class technology!”

“It doesn’t matter if you are a subway station, or some bustling street, wall windows, there are advertisements for our cosmic cigarettes everywhere!”

“So that our cosmic cigarettes are well-known, women and children are known, young and old, and a must for everyone!” Cosmic cigarettes break into your life and become the first of the three elements of your life!”

“If you don’t smoke my cosmic cigarettes, you won’t have a happy family, young people won’t be able to get objects, young people won’t be able to get into college, and without our cosmic cigarettes, everyone here will have a bad year!”

The more Ye Chen said, the more exaggerated, he almost blew the brand of cigarettes into the sky.

And at this moment, everyone also reacted.

How is this guy simply selling publicity?

It is clearly satirizing the false propaganda of most products on the market! This does not.

At the scene, a somewhat bald man touched his head.

“This crosstalk is funny, but this phenomenon of false propaganda to deceive consumers has not existed in the market for a while.”

“It’s time to rectify this phenomenon, and everyone in the bureau will hold a meeting next year, and it must be rectified!”

The man’s voice was not loud, but the rest of the people around him could still hear it clearly.

When they heard this, many people gasped.

Can I be invited to the Spring Festival Gala, can my identity be ordinary? Apparently impossible.

This bald man with a big belly is actually the director of the official quality inspection bureau, and he is very big.

And at this moment, this bureau chief actually planned to order a wave of rectification because of Ye Chen’s crosstalk? Don’t look at him lightly, the two sentences add up to only dozens of words.

But these two sentences become a circular issue, which will bring bloody effects! Countless bad merchants, I’m afraid it’s going to be unlucky!

Some insiders shook their heads and sighed.

In the past, this phenomenon existed, but because it was so difficult to manage, everyone turned a blind eye.

Just like the jade bracelet that Ye Chen almost endorsed at the beginning.

It is obviously something produced by the assembly line, but it dares to make false publicity, and even plans to ask Ye Chen to speak for it with great fanfare.

Of course, because the quality is too poor, Ye Chen has no endorsement in order to keep his reputation.

But what about other celebrities?

Not all celebrities are as rich as Ye Chen.

There are always people who can’t help but be tempted by profit and thus do something to deceive consumers.

As soon as Ye Chen’s sketch appeared, he was afraid that he would not be able to sit still.

Ye Chen himself does not know how much impact his stand-up comedy will bring.

Whoops~~~

There was applause.

Ye Chen smiled and said, “Don’t applaud, I’m all out of this smoke!” He got his cigarette wet in advance for the performance of this moment.

The cigarette went out, Ye Chen pretended to be nervous, and looked around the Spring Festival Gala stage.

“This house is quite beautiful, but it’s a little renewed!”

“You say no? Can I go out this smoke without tide, you see, I still have water on my head!” While speaking, he also wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

Then he took out his lighter and wanted to continue lighting a cigarette.

“Hey! You said that the quality of this lighter is not good, the flames are soaring, but there is no smoke!” Ha ha~~

The audience burst into laughter again.

If you can’t light a cigarette, it’s obviously the quality of the cigarette!

Ye Chen also threw the pot, and blamed the scene for being too humid and the poor quality of the lighter.

This performance once again satirizes the phenomenon that some manufacturers are not responsible for the product and push the pot all to consumers.

“Comrades, we are planning to produce a series of brands recently, what is it called a series of products? Actually, I don’t understand, it’s a fashionable word anyway.”

“The cigarette packs we produce will be set by set, printed with patterns, which will be a huge attraction for collectors!”

“For example, if you want to cripple my eight immortals across the sea, you must buy at least eight boxes of cigarettes from me, twelve boxes if you want to collect Jinling Twelve Charms, and thirty-six boxes from Suhang Thirty-six Scenes.”

“If you want to buy me one hundred and eight, you have to buy one hundred and eight boxes, and five hundred arhats want to buy me five hundred boxes!”

“This is not over, we still have a million heroes going down to Jiangnan!”

… Groove!?

This wave of sales once again made the audience strained.

Do you want to make a series of products, buy a series and collect them all? This sales pitch is also familiar to the audience.

In fact, a lot of young people come into contact with goods like this.

Especially figurines, I like to engage in this kind of series sales.

It’s not enough for you to buy one or two, you have to buy a complete set to collect them all! Ye Chen also followed this method and gave cigarettes a series of sales.

The front one is fine.

Whether it is the eight immortals crossing the sea, or the thirty-six scenes of Suzhou and Hangzhou, the number of boxes is not much.

Buy a few more packs of cigarettes and you’ll be able to collect them.

But the next hundred and eight generals, as well as five hundred arhats, and even a million heroes, what the hell is this Nima? 0……..

In the live broadcast room, the barrage is already flying all over the sky.

“Groove! Products? This sales method is so familiar!”

“Isn’t that what I bought?”

“Indeed, last time in order to put together a set of figures, it took me more than half a year’s living expenses.”

“Good guy, I didn’t expect cigarettes to have a series of products.”

“The front is fine, but what the hell is a million heroes going down to Jiangnan, if you want to make it up, do you still have to buy a million boxes of cigarettes?”

“Then don’t pump to death!”

“Hahaha, in order to put together a complete set of cigarette boxes, smoking everyone has lung cancer!”

“Tips: Smoking is not good for the body, minors should not touch it!”

“Upstairs, you are so gentle, I cry to death!”

…..

Let’s talk about the scene.

After introducing the sales model of the series of products, Ye Chen continued to smile and speak.

“Some people may wonder, what is the point of this series of products?”

“That’s a lot of significance, not only can you meet everyone’s hobby of collecting, but at the same time, as long as you collect a set of patterns, you can also come to our factory to receive 500,000 cash!” A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!”

“Please buy as soon as possible, our cash rewards are until they are sold out, what, you ask me how many bonuses I have prepared?”

“Let me tell you honestly, I didn’t prepare a dime, why? Because I missed three copies of each set!” Print three less, this idea is simply not an ordinary loss!

That’s why Ye Chen, the old sixth, can think of it! Just when everyone was laughing.

Backstage, Yu Lei saw that the time was almost the same.

Ye Chen came to the stage, it was just a temporary rescue, now the time is enough, and if it drags on, it will affect the follow-up program.

So, Yu Lei hurriedly came to the stage to make a noise.

“Comrade, you want me to say that you go out to sell, don’t come to us to sell!” Yu Lei also knew that Ye Chen was performing a show, so he couldn’t tell him directly to step down.

There must be a suitable baggage to let Ye Chen exit smoothly.

Therefore, he is also the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, and he is ready to cooperate with Ye Chen.

Ye Chen immediately saw the other party’s approach and understood that his purpose had been achieved.

He also immediately cooperated and said: “Okay, then I won’t sell, which of you wants to buy cosmic cigarettes, I’ll set up a small shop outside!” With this last joke, Ye Chen seemed to be really a cigarette salesman, ready to go outside to set up a small shop.

With that, his rescue performance also ended the taxi.