Da da da da da!
The helicopter landed slowly in the open space a hundred meters away from Mr. Niu's house.
Enthusiastic folks.
Help Qin Feng move boxes of fireworks and firecrackers home
"Brother Dafu, sister-in-law, we still have to go home and clean up! Let’s go first!"
After helping the villagers, they left Qin Feng's house in twos and threes.
"This kid Xiaofeng is really promising!"
"So what kind of lifelong supervisor can really get five million a year? Will Kamikaze Express regret it?"
"Fair wind!!! Kamikaze is a thing from my childhood!"
"Regret? People all over the country are staring at it! Dare you?"
"that is! Not to mention that the people of the whole country do not agree, can our Qinjiatun watch Xiaofeng being bullied?"
"There are so many big firecrackers and fireworks that Xiaofeng’s family won’t be able to finish them until next year!"
"Can’t finish it?"You don't remember Xiaofeng when he was a kid
?" The person who spoke suddenly suddenly froze!!!
Several people looked at each other and forced a forced smile.
"Brother, are you sweating?"
"A little bit a little bit"
"How about we talk to Brother Dafu and his sister-in-law and let Xiaofeng do something else today?"
"But Xiaofeng announced it in front of the people of the whole country. Is it the style of Northeastern men to go back on their word?"
"Besides, can it be called Chinese New Year without setting off cannons?"
"I think Xiaofeng has grown up, so he shouldn’t be as naughty as he was when he was a child, right?"
"No toilet use today!!!"
"Yeah! Quickly inform everyone that you must not use the dry toilet today!"
"I think it's okay to go to the dry toilet. Xiaofeng can shoot a cannon, and I can show my face in front of the whole country!"
"Brother, that’s called showing your buttocks, right?"
Qin Feng's house.
Li Lan was chattering to Qin Feng, who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for things:"Son, you can't be like you were when you were a child."
"Just take your daughter to the fields to set off cannons, but don't blow up the folks' cesspools!"
"In particular, you must not tie firecrackers to the tails of cows and horses!"
"If you really want to blow up the cesspool, you should first ask if anyone is in the toilet, you know? Qin
Dafu, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth but had not yet lit it, looked unconcerned:"When doing live broadcasts, the most important thing is the live broadcast effect.""
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't mind your business!!!"
"Hey boy, hand the lighter you have to your dad."
Li Lan gave Qin Dafu a roll of his eyes.
Qin Feng smiled and put a bunch of small items such as a utility knife, tape, ear pick, small screwdriver, etc. into his pocket.
He also gave Qin Dafu a lighter.
"Mom, don't worry!"
"I am so old, how can I be as naughty as I was when I was a child? Qin
Dafu took the lighter and clicked it.
While lighting the cigarette, he said:"That's it!""
"My son is so promising now, how can I still feel in my heart ?"
He was only halfway through his words!!!
The cigarette was lit by flames in Qin Dafu's mouth.
Suddenly it started to spit fire!!!
He is older and his reaction is slower.
Waiting for him to be in a hurry. When Qin Dafu wanted to throw away the cigarette next to his mouth, the cigarette exploded with a"bang". The golden tobacco shreds covered his face!
"Poof!"
The first one who didn't tense up was Reba.
She covered her mouth and started laughing!
Then, the staff and Li Lan also laughed.
The room was suddenly filled with happy air.
Qin Dafu, whose face was red, roared angrily. :"Smelly boy!!!"You?"
Qin Feng blinked at his father:"Dad, that's what you said!" When doing live broadcast, you need to achieve results, right?
Li Lan also teased:"Hey, don't you ask me to take less care of you?" Why do you, such a big man, turn your head and get angry?"
The mother and son sang together.
Qin Dafu could only blush and stare!
He waved his hands to the camera.
Qin Feng said:"Let's go!"
"Brother Feng will take you to firecrackers!!!"
【Hahaha, I was laughing so hard!】
【Uncle Qin is so miserable, but so funny!】
【When did Brother Feng put the rub gun into Uncle Qin's cigarettes?】
【Didn't pay attention!】
【When blowing up a manure pit, you have to ask if anyone is in the dry toilet. This smells so right!】
【AKA a genius! It's a scam!】
【It seems that Brother Feng did a lot of evil in the village when he was a child!】
【Having said that, it’s funny, but putting it in cigarettes is also quite dangerous, right? ]
His eyes scanned this barrage.
He Ling felt that he needed to remind everyone:"Well! An audience friend said it right!"
"This kind of behavior is quite dangerous, and you must not imitate it!"(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
When He Ling spoke,
Qin Feng and Reba had already left the house.
Next to them was Hu Tutu, who was pulling the sled with reins.
The wooden sled Above, there are twenty or thirty boxes of various fireworks and firecrackers.
After hearing what He Ling said,[]
Qin Feng took out a black spider gun from a box.
He shook his head towards the camera and said,"Teacher He is right."
"This kind of thing is still very dangerous"
"I just processed the wipes before stuffing them into my dad's cigarettes"
"If you don't take care of it, it will be a trivial matter to blow up your mouth. If your front teeth are broken, won't you have to eat less delicious food during the Chinese New Year?"
As he said that,
Qin Feng took out a small screwdriver from his pocket.
With extremely skillful movements, he drilled a small hole about a centimeter above the bottom of the cannon.
After pouring out a little black gunpowder,
Qin Feng took a lighter. Lit the cannon in his hand!!!
Sizzle!
The cannon was braving the fire.
Qin Feng held it firmly on his finger.
Reba was just about to remind Qin Feng to throw it away.
The cannon was directly on his face. There was an explosion in my hand!!!
Bang!!!
"Qin Feng, are you okay? ? ?!!! Reba , who was a little nervous, hurriedly reached for Qin Feng's hand.
Qin Feng gave her a painless brain collapse:"Hey, hey, hey!""
"In front of so many viewers, don't move your hands or feet!"
"If you want to eat tofu, wait until tomorrow! I won’t be making tofu until tomorrow!"
After that,
Qin Feng put a few fingers close to the camera and gave the audience a close-up
"Did you see my delicate jade finger? Nothing happened at all?"
"After removing two-thirds of the gunpowder, this small firecracker explodes with a bit of a shock, but it cannot break the defense!"
"I, AKA Qin Feng, the devil-proof genius, have I gained my fame in vain? ? ?"
After that,
Qin Feng handed the box of black spiders and the lighter to Reba.
"You can also put one in and try it!"
Reba, who has never let off firecrackers since she was a child, is looking forward to it but also a little nervous.
"Qin Feng, can I really do this?"
"Will it be dangerous?
Qin Feng said:"I'm not asking you to drop a nuclear bomb. What's the danger?""
"Light the fuse with a lighter and throw it away, it's that simple!!!"
"I'll go make it easy!"
"You can play for a while by yourself first (Li Zhao’s)!"
Said.
Qin Feng hid behind a big tree, and the sound of rushing water sounded.
Light it up and throw it away. Light it up and throw it away.
I silently thought about this extremely simple step.
Reba took out a black spider and pressed the lighter at the same time.
ZZZZZZZZ!
The black spider wiped the cannon's fuse port and began to spit out flames!
Lit!
Then throw it away!
With firm eyes, Reba threw the lighter more than ten meters away!
See this scene.
On-site staff.
The audience in the live broadcast room.
He Ling in the director's room.
And Feng Xiaogang from the directing team was stunned!!!
Something seems wrong? ? ?
But it seems all right? ? ?
After draining the water, Qin Feng walked out from behind the tree.
First sight.
It's a lighter flying freely in the air.
A black spider with green smoke on Reba's hand.
And that beautiful little face with a silly smile.
Auntie-in-law!!!
I'm asking you to throw cannons, not lighters!!!.
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