entertainment longevity

Chapter 299 Joke

Author: This fisherman

Chapter 299 Joke

As soon as this said, Ning Hao, Wang Kai and Lin Yiya were relieved. Jiang Changsheng scolded Ning Hao: "You don't exercise much, but your heart is quite big. You can climb the mountain when you come up.

It was only halfway through the climb, and it was still half an hour away to the main peak of the jiufeng Monument.

I have to go down the mountain later. It will take more than two hours to go back and forth. Can you hold on?"

Ning Hao held the big stone and looked at the scenery at the foot of the mountain. He couldn't help but say: "Don't be afraid of the clouds covering the sight, and you should always look at the scenery."

He put the two poems together, and Jiang Changsheng laughed and scolded: "You are full of rumor, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination!"

Ning Hao's eyes lit up, "Your words are good, if you put them in the script, they will definitely have comedy effect."

This sentence is a line from a crazy racing car, and Ning Hao has not started to create this movie yet.

Seeing that Ning Hao still had enough energy, Wang Kai also came to his senses, so he didn't say anything. Anyway, Lin Yiya could take care of her.

The few people rested for five minutes, drank some water, and continued to walk up.

After walking for another ten minutes, seeing that Lin Yiya's face was not very good, Jiang Changsheng was worried that she would suddenly overexert her health and would not be good for her, so he walked over, squatted in front of her, and carried her on her back.

Lin Yiya's legs were clamped against Jiang Changsheng's waist, her hands gently hugged his neck, and her head leaned against Jiang Changsheng's back, showing a happy smile on her face.

Yang Mi looked at Lin Yiya enviously, but she knew the importance and was not jealous at this time.

Ning Hao saw Jiang Changsheng carrying a woman of about 100 pounds on his back and walking up the mountain as if he was flying, and he blurted out a word about the national treasure: "Damn it, Jiang Changsheng, your body is really a beast."

Liao Fan had been accustomed to it for a long time. He shrugged and said, "In the hero crew, Jiang Changsheng could film day and night. Li Lianjie was tired every day, but Jiang Changsheng was like a ok person, and he still had the leisure to cook and improve food.

Many people say that Jiang Changsheng’s brain is the most valuable, but if I were asked to choose, I would like his body.”

Jiang Changsheng smiled and said, "Get out, do you want my body? Are you disgusting?

I was worried that the mouse would be bent, but now it seems that you, Liao Fan, are the dangerous ones."

Everyone laughed. In fact, among these people, Wang Kai should be the easiest person to be bent. This guy will play a sissy role in the ugly girl invincible future. He will be very vivid and can be said to be a true performance.

Everyone slowed down and took about twenty minutes to come to the viofeng Monument, which was 465 meters above sea level. Usually, people who came to climb the mountain would return after visiting here for a while.

As for the highest peak, it is 1153 meters above sea level, and it will take another 2 hours to climb up, which is obviously inappropriate.

On the hillside of the Jiufeng Monument, there is an ancient building called Jiufeng Villa. Jiang Changsheng put down Lin Yiya, and everyone started to stroll around the villa and take photos in various ways.

There is also a Chaoyang Guanyin Cave not far away, and Yang Mi went to worship it specially.

Influenced by Fan Bingbing, she also wanted to give birth to a child for Jiang Changsheng, but unfortunately she failed to win the bid.

Yang Mi also guessed the extraordinary aspects of Jiang Changsheng's body and discussed it with Fan Bingbing in private. After all, there was never a measure, but there was no result.

It’s better for Zheng Shuangling to talk to everyone in private so that everyone can let it go and all the talents are better.

But everyone has never talked about this on the surface, but they still have some superstitious things in private.

Fan Bingbing took many folk remedies himself and visited many temples of all kinds.

When Yang Mi saw Guanyin, she subconsciously wanted to worship.

Unexpectedly, Lin Yiya came with her, and she wanted to worship her. Yang Mi asked, "You have never slept with Changsheng, what's the use of worshiping this?"

Lin Yiya was a little surprised: "Have I ever had that? Is it obvious?"

Yang Mi nodded: "Maybe it is not obvious to other people, but it has been very obvious to have slept with Changsheng. Your physical fitness is so poor, it is obvious that Changsheng has not touched you."

Lin Yiya nodded in a vague way, and she took the initiative to say, "Let's worship together. There are many people and the power is great. The two people provide more vows than one person."

Yang Mi did not refuse. She was very sincere and worshipped Guanyin according to the standard procedures she had learned.

After the ceremony, he also drew two hundred-dollar bills and threw them into the merit box.

Yang Mi held Lin Yiya's hand and said, "Let's go, I'll give you your share together."

We played here on the mountainside for half an hour before going down the mountain together.

Jiang Changsheng saw the look of envy in Yang Mi's eyes. When he went down the mountain, he carried Lin Yiya for ten minutes and then started carrying Yang Mi.

When carrying Yang Mi, Jiang Changsheng smiled and said, "Mimi, you have to eat more. You are too thin. You are only less than 90 pounds in size.

Too thin, especially your butt, you need to practice more.”

Yang Mi was originally carried by Jiang Changsheng and smiled happily. He heard this and beat Jiang Changsheng: "Shut up and you! I don't know how many women envied this figure, and men were jealous of them.

You're cheaper, you're still picky."

After saying this, Yang Mi made up her mind to ask Fan Bingbing and Liu Yifei for advice on how to practice buttocks after she went back.

She knew Jiang Changsheng’s preferences and had practiced her buttocks, but the effect was not obvious.

On the way down the mountain, Jiang Changsheng changed Yang Mi and Lin Yiya to his back. He was in good health and did not feel tired, but felt very comfortable. After all, they were all big bear girls and very soft.

After more than two hours of going back and forth, the mountain road was still very rugged, and Liao Fan, who was in good physical strength, was also tired.

Wang Kai and Ning Hao were like dead dogs, feeling almost exhausted.

Only Jiang Changsheng, who carried the woman up and down, was still energetic and without any sense of fatigue.

After walking to the foot of the mountain, everyone sat on the bench in the park to rest, and Ning Hao began to talk poorly again: "Changsheng, you are not fair. There are three beauties, you only carve two of them.

Behind Wang Zhi alone.

Seeing Wang Zhi’s sad look, I can’t stand it anymore!”

Wang Zhi immediately blushed. She looked at Jiang Changsheng and did not deny Ning Hao's words.

Jiang Changsheng smiled and said, "Okay, there is still seven or eight hundred meters away from here to the entrance of the park. I will carry Wang Zhi. Why don't you carry one too?"

Ning Hao looked at Jiang Changsheng in disbelief: "There is this good thing?"

Lin Yiya and Yang Mi said in unison: "I don't agree!"

Jiang Changsheng patted Ning Hao on the shoulder: "Look, let alone whether you have the physical strength, even if you want to recite, there is no beauty who wants to do it."

Ning Hao slapped Jiang Changsheng's palm off: "You are so bad, I really want to hit you."

Liao Fan is the master of Zhen Gonghuo: "Fight, rat, go up bravely, remember to lie down in advance, and you can also extort Changsheng for a meal."

Ning Hao: "..."

Jiang Changsheng smiled happily. He pointed at Wang Kai and said, "Mouse, I just asked you to carry Wang Kai. You see, he is exhausted.

It's all your bad idea. You want to climb the mountain. Wang Kai is a newcomer. Even if he doesn't have enough energy, he dare not refuse.

Look at what you are trying to do with him, it is impossible to tell if you don’t recite it.”

Wang Kai originally wanted to refuse, but when he saw Jiang Changsheng blinking with him, he stopped talking.

Ning Hao still wanted to refuse, Jiang Changsheng continued, "Mouse, you talk to Wang Zhi, I promised to carry her without saying a word. I talk to Wang Kai, how can you push me and stop me?

Not happy!"

Everyone can see that Jiang Changsheng was joking with Ning Hao and trying to tease him.

Yang Mi even took out her camera and prepared to take a picture.

Ning Hao struggled desperately: "Can that be the same? You are carrying a beautiful woman with a fragrant and soft body, and I am carrying a big man, which is unfair."

Jiang Changsheng pretended to be puzzled: "What's the difference? Don't they all have the surname Wang? Otherwise, ask Wang Zhi if she is willing to recite it for you."

Ning Hao looked at Wang Zhi, and Wang Zhi turned her head directly and did not look at him.

Everyone laughed, Ning Hao took the initiative, scolded Jiang Changsheng, and came to Wang Kai to carry him on his back.

Wang Kai bent up embarrassedly, helpless Ning Hao was too short. Wang Kai was on his back, but his feet were still on the ground.

Ning Hao walked forward a few steps with difficulty. In order to reduce Ning Hao's burden, Wang Kai secretly landed his foot on the ground and exerted force. The scene was a bit funny for a moment.

Yang Mi's camera recorded this funny scene.

Jiang Changsheng said: "Okay, just let's just say it. Mouse, this is a precious picture. When the horror cruise ship is broadcast, it can be used as a behind-the-scenes promotion."

Ning Hao panted and spitted on the ground in front of Jiang Changsheng: "Bah, even if the movie has no box office, I will not use this section as a promotional stunt."

When Jiang Changsheng saw Yang Mi still taking pictures, he immediately smiled but said nothing. Ning Hao was destined to be slapped in the face.

Seeing Jiang Changsheng preparing to carry Wang Zhi on his back, Ning Hao had a sudden inspiration and wanted to take revenge, he let out a somewhat obscene laugh.

"Hehe, Changsheng, it's so boring that you just carries Wang Zhi like this."

"How do you recite it?"

"I think you can let Wang Zhi hold another one on her back, which is more reasonable."

Ning Hao is a typical person who judges others by himself. He thinks it would be more tiring to let Jiang Changsheng hug one more. Liao Fan knows Jiang Changsheng better. He said directly: "Mouse, are you taking revenge on Changsheng or rewarding him?"

Ning Hao insisted: "Don't worry, that's it!"

Jiang Changsheng didn't refuse either. He carried Wang Zhi on his back, picked up Yang Mi again, and walked forward easily.

Because Jiang Changsheng wanted to hug someone, his hands did not hang Wang Zhi's legs. In order to stabilize, Wang Zhi's legs were crossed on Jiang Changsheng's, and he tried very hard.

The upper body was also tightly attached to Jiang Changsheng's back.

Jiang Changsheng, one in front and one behind, two women, stride forward without any effort.

In less than ten minutes, everyone arrived at the entrance of the park. Yang Mi was still unsatisfied. She said bluntly: "This journey is too short."

Wang Zhi fell off Jiang Changsheng's back and was reluctant to leave. She smelled the sandalwood smell on Jiang Changsheng's body, which was very comfortable and made people feel peaceful.

Seeing the two beauties intoxicated, Ning Hao felt that he had miscalculated. He said to Liao Fan: "You should know my senior brother."

Liao Fanxin said, I have worked with him for several dramas, how can I not understand?

But he didn't say anything on the surface, because Jiang Changsheng said: "Today's event was organized by mouse. He told me that he would invite everyone to the Lijia Restaurant for a meal.

The private room has been set!"

Ning Hao suddenly had a bitter face. There was no dinner party at today's event, so it was obvious that Jiang Changsheng wanted to kill him.

This made the stingy Ning Hao feel uncomfortable. You know, Xu Zheng invited him to heaven and earth!

Unfortunately, Jiang Changsheng coaxed him together, so he was held back and had to treat him with tears.

(End of this chapter)