Entertainment: My Game Life

"66666666."

"Hahahaha, it made me laugh so hard."

"99999999, six times over."

"Good guy, well done."

"There's nothing wrong with this reminder."

"It is known that the average speed of Teacher Pi's driving is 40 kilometers an hour. In reality, it took eight hours to reach the finish line. What is the area of ​​Teacher Pi's psychological shadow?"

"You are making things difficult for me, Pi Hua."

"This game is really talented, the old torture monster,"

"This is it, this is it, and this is the reward?"

"I thought that after completing this game, it would be the same as the last time I played the baby game. There might be official rewards, but I didn't expect it."

"I never expected that Mr. Fang is superior in skills."

"I laughed out loud under the bedclothes and was almost discovered by the dormitory manager."

"I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I can't do it anymore."

"I originally wanted to go to bed after watching the ending, but now I don't feel sleepy at all."

"The worst anchor of the year."

"A mockery from the authorities."

"Oh my God, I'm even worse. I watched the live broadcast for a whole day."

"I've been watching this since 1 p.m., and I feel like I've been ridiculed, and I'm going crazy."

"Fortunately, I'm a waste and can't play for that long. Otherwise, after playing the game for so long and being ridiculed by the game in the end, I would probably be pissed to death."

"Fortunately, I only played for five minutes and stopped playing."

"The key is a penny. I don't even bother to apply for a refund. This is the most stupid thing."

…

The core of comedy is tragedy.

Seeing Teacher Pi living so unhappy and suffering such inhuman torture.

Netizens were much happier and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

It's really disturbing the neighbors this late at night.

For Pi Hua, this is a tragedy; for the vast number of melon-eating people, this is a human comedy.

The effect of this comedy is extremely explosive.

It seems that I have never seen such a good show before.

Staying up late this time is not in vain, it is really wonderful, the ups and downs of life are nothing more than this.

But if you think about it carefully, these words really make sense.

Life cannot be restarted, nor can it be paused.

As a life simulation driving game, Desert Bus truly simulates real life. It is understandable to delete the pause function in the game.

Maybe this boring game tells the player the gameplay of the entire game from the beginning. Let players know that the entire game is dull and boring.

Maybe it just wants players to give up the game and stop spending time on it.

Thinking about it this way, it was first rumored that it would take eight hours to complete the game. Maybe it was a signal from Houlang Company to let players quit.

But there are always some people who want to try it.

Pi Hua wanted to challenge this boring game.

This is not a waste of time, so what is it?

Admiral Pan Feng's previous video commentary was to tell people that games are just a part of life. Don't play some inferior games. These gamers are just wasting your time.

But there was also a joke at the end of the video.

"Oh, it turns out you are a game anchor, so that's okay."

After all, game anchors just play games live. No matter what game they play, there is no essential difference.

For ordinary people, they plan to play through "Desert Bus".

Maybe it's like "The Stanley Parable", where the player hides in the utility room and the narrator taunts the player,

"Maybe this is an option for you and you can show off to your friends later, hey, did you beat the utility room ending?"

And switch to the desert bus,

"Hey, have you finished the game "Desert Bus"?"

"Yes, I've finished this game. How about it? I'm awesome. Why don't you call me daddy?"

I guess you are in the eyes of your friends.

Should be like a cane child.

The same is true for Pi Hua. He has already cleared the baby game and has become the first person to clear the game.

Now he wants to be the first person to beat Desert Bus.

Then show it off to netizens,

"What is a technical anchor?" (tactical retreat)

However, at this time, Pi Hua no longer had that thought.

Looking at the big words that lit up in front of the screen, I felt the malice coming from the game.

There is still a very deep malice.

These words caused a lot of critical damage to him.

Also deals additional critical damage.

There is even a high amount of psychological magic damage.

Forget the shrimps, but also the pig heart.

This is the rhythm of killing everyone.

He was so angry that he stood up and slapped his hands hard on his thighs.

But he forgot that his legs were already numb and he couldn't use any strength at all.

Instead, he just moved like this.

Hiss.

The soreness in his thighs, let alone mentioning it, was real, bringing him back to reality once again.

So much hard work went into it.

Eight hours.

wrong.

Twelve hours of hard work.

In the end, it was such a good show?

Pihua was filled with despair.

Like racing games from other game companies, even those developed by crappy game companies.

When the player passes the finish line, a piece of festive music will be played to congratulate the player on passing the level and completing the game, allowing the player to feel the joy of success.

It’s not like Houlang Games has never developed racing games before. Even if it hadn’t, it’s impossible not to think of this.

What's more, the speeding car game developed by Houlang Game Company is also very popular at the moment.

A multi-sport racing competition, not to mention getting first place.

As long as you finish the game, even if you finish second or third, you can go to the podium, hold the trophy and enjoy the cheers and warm applause from below.

Fireworks were set off under the podium, and the sound of fireworks and cannon fire could be heard from all around. It seemed that the pinnacle moment of life was nothing more than this.

But this game is broken.

Not to mention there is no reward.

Since you are still mocking me and making fun of me.

You know, I am the first player to clear the level.

The first player to clear the level was treated like this.

Who can accept this?

After working so hard for so long, you can just give me one more game point. What kind of reward is this?

No matter what, you must award me a trophy and give me some cheers.

There wasn't even a cheering sound effect.

in this game.

The time spent and the results gained are completely out of proportion.

At least other games can bring happiness, this game only brings pain.

"Whoever plays this kind of game is a fool." Pihua concluded, "I am a fool who plays this kind of game."

"These eight hours, no, these ten hours, I spent eating, sleeping, playing Doudou, playing games and watching TV series. Isn't he delicious?"

"Why did you choose to play this?"

At this time, another piece of text appeared on the screen,

"We have prepared the trophy for you, please go back and receive the award quickly."