Chapter 188 I can only routine you, you can’t trick me!!
“Are you still talking about people?”
Jiang Feng felt that he couldn’t do it without complaining, really.
“Huh~”
Everyone has heard about Jiang Feng’s mouth.
“That is, after the relationship, did you find that Jiang Feng was very different from what you thought?”
Li Jing’s question made everyone look at Zhao Liying.
“Not really!”
Zhao Liying shook her head with a smile, and her answer surprised everyone, “Not at all?” ”
Li Jing still didn’t die and asked.
“Not really.”
Liu Yifei smiled and helped reply, saying: “What kind of person he was before there was no relationship, and what kind of person he was after interacting with us, there is no contrast.” ”
“Yes.”
Zhao Liying agreed with a smile and said: “There is no contrast, but some unknown things are only known after communication.” ”
“For example?”
Li Jing is particularly interested in this, because it is similar to breaking the news.
“Let’s just talk about his face.”
Zhao Liying smiled and gestured to her boyfriend’s face.
“Before the relationship, you look at his face, so handsome, the skin condition is so good, and there are no acne or anything, I think he should usually pay attention to maintaining his face.”
“Haha~”
Zhao Liying said this matter, Liu Yifei, Li Yidong already know what it is.
“yes, isn’t it?”
In Li Jing’s opinion, this should be the case
“Not at all!”
Zhao Liying patted her collarbone and chuckled and said, “After dating him, I learned that, oh, it turns out that all men are the same.” ”
“Washing hair is measured by seconds, and bathing is calculated by minutes.”
“He washes his hair by flushing and wetting his hair, then applying shampoo, his hands are scratching his head, and when he feels foam, he flushes directly.”
“Hahaha~”
Zhao Liying’s revelation made all the boys at the scene laugh
Only the female audience was incredible, obviously did not expect that their idol washed his hair so casually.
In their impression, Jiang Feng is so handsome, and his usual life should be very exquisite.
Even if it is not delicate, but the maintenance should be very careful?
“Then take a shower too, rinse for a few seconds, wipe soap after it is all wet, as long as there is foam coming out, it will be washed off immediately.”
“From entering the bathroom to coming out of the bathroom, his slowest time was 6 minutes.”
“It also includes time to brush your teeth.”
“Haha~”
Zhao Liying said it herself, and she laughed until she leaned on the sofa. Liu Yifei had already held Jiang Feng’s hand, hiding her face under his arm and laughing.
Li Yidong actually knows, but she can’t say.
Because once she said it, it meant that she was also very clear about Jiang Feng’s living habits.
She is very clear that she is right, but she can’t say, because she hasn’t been in a public relationship yet, so she can’t say.
Otherwise, if this is said, the attentive audience will find the problem
“No, no, isn’t that too hasty”? ”
Li Jing is really unable to phenomenon.
But Zhao Liying said with a smile: “I used to think that it should be only my father and my grandfather. ”
“But after dating him, when I found that his bath was also so casual, I understood, ah~ It turns out that men all over the world are like this?”
Jiang Feng, the party, did not speak, but just looked down at Liu Yifei who was laughing beside him.
“The most exaggerated thing is that once there was no body soap used up, and the soap was gone.”
“He just went to the kitchen to get dish soap.”
“Hahaha~”
Zhao Liying’s revelation completely ignited the laughter of everyone in the audience.
“God, Jiang Feng, you’re not so poor to that extent, are you?”
“Use dish soap for bathing?”
Li Jing felt that his three views were about to be destroyed. For this point, Jiang Feng has something to say: “It’s not often, or it’s only once.” ”
“Because it’s all half-washed, it’s impossible to go out and buy it, but if you don’t have it, you can’t use it, so I simply made do with dish soap.”
“I went down to buy it after washing, because I washed it after taking a bath, there was no shower gel and no soap, and the girls were so delicate that they couldn’t be compared with us rough men, so it was the only time I bathed with dish soap, and she said it.”
But Li Jing said with a smile: “Then you can dry your body, put on your clothes, go out to buy it and wash it again?” ”
But Jiang Feng said: “It’s too troublesome, anyway, there is nothing, just make do with it once.” ”
“Huh~”
The audience at the scene laughed crazy, is his idol such a person?
“Also, after dating him, there is a phenomenon that makes us very powerless.”
“That is, he can trick us, but we can’t trick him.”
Liu Yifei changed the topic here and said something else.
“Yes, yes, yes.”
Zhao Liying played with her hair and agreed with what her sister said.
“What do you say?”
Li Jing showed his curiosity, and the audience was looking forward to it.
Liu Yifei smiled and let go of Jiang Feng’s hand, and broke the news with everyone: “Before we interacted, he and Mimi had a good routine in front of us. ”
“When going out to eat, the girl asks the boy what to eat out, at this time, the boy will say a few of his own choices and let the girl choose.”
What Liu Yifei said, the girls at the scene all nodded in agreement.
Zhao Liying smiled hehe, and looked at Li Yidong next to him, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
“But in fact, girls already want to eat in their hearts, but they just love to do it, but they don’t say it, they have to let their boyfriend guess it, see if you know me well?”
“As long as the boy says that she doesn’t want to eat at this time, he will refuse for various reasons.”
“At this time, it will make the boy very irritable and depressed; Eat this too fat, eat this on fire, eat this for fear of acne, eat this and afraid of being too greasy; Nothing works, ask what you want to eat, and you say whatever. ”
“In this case, a boy will be very irritable.”
“Faced with this situation of going out to eat, Jiang Feng will say to Mimi: daughter-in-law, let’s go, let’s go eat.”
“Honey asks: What do we eat?”
Jiang Feng would pretend to be mysterious and say, “You guess?”
“At this time, honey said: hot pot?”
“Generally, when Mimi says this, she is basically revealing to Jiang Feng that she now wants to eat hot pot, and then Jiang Feng goes along and says: Are you a roundworm in my stomach? Guess it? ”
“Ouch yo~”
Li Jing, the host, was all put on by Jiang Feng’s routine.
“Huh~”
Zhao Liying chuckled and said, “But it’s not over yet.” ”
“Because we were set by this routine, we have once set, and we will remember it next time and will not give him a routine.”
“Then once it was me going out to eat with him, I asked him what to eat out, and Jiang Feng said: You guess.”
Liu Yifei also imitated Jiang Feng’s tone here at the end, and also imitated it vividly.
“I knew he would say that, so I waited for him to say that.”
“Sure enough, he said, ‘Guess,’ and I followed his words: Stumpable… Is it king crab? ”
“Originally, I wanted to reverse his routine and deliberately say this kind of expensive thing.”
“But he, not fooled, when he heard me say king crab, Jiang Feng came to say: Well, my family Bao’er is really powerful, and I guessed correctly; But… It’s too expensive to guess, go for yourself. ”
“Hahaha~”
Everyone at the scene clapped their hands, and laughter filled the entire recording scene.
Li Jing, the host, did not expect that Jiang Feng would come to such a sentence. Many male viewers said that they really learned.
When Jiang Feng faced this kind of problem, he could always let himself retreat all over.
“He’s an anti-hypocrisy.”
Li Yidong hugged the pillow and smiled, and shared with the host: “He can be pretentious and teasing us, but we can’t.” ”
“As long as we girlfriends and friends play tricks on him, he may tear down the stage.”
Li Yidong also had something to say, and the host smiled and said: “Talk about it, how did you dismantle the stage?” ”
“Isn’t the movie “The King of Comedy” a very classic line?”
“Can I not go to work?” If you don’t go to work, you will support me? I’ll raise you! ”
“He and I are both actors, so we wanted to experience this classic famous scene.”
“Huh~”
Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying didn’t know what would happen, but their intuition told them that it must be very shocking.
The audience is also looking forward to it, how will Jiang Feng give a surprise?
“So that time it was in the “Condor ” crew, and it was just his role, so I said to him: Can you not go to work and film?”
“Normally, the next sentence is ‘If you don’t go to work, you will support me.'”
But Jiang Feng’s next sentence was: If you don’t go to work, you can’t even put your ashes! Are you going to raise me? I see you’re trying to raise me. ”
“Hahaha~”
This line is really unexpected, and everyone is restraining their laughter again.
Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying were already hugging each other, laughing together, and sure enough, they knew that he would speak amazingly, this is this man’s afternoon. Otherwise, why say, a good man, is to have a mouth.
“When I heard this line, it choked me and my saliva was choked out.”
As long as he thought of this, Li Yidong was particularly speechless.
However, the audience at the scene was very happy, because Jiang Feng was always able to speak amazingly.
No one expected that Jiang Feng in private was actually such a low-mouthed and poisonous straight man.
Even if I thought of it, I didn’t expect it to be so and so and poisonous.
Therefore, today’s perception of Jiang Feng has really changed drastically.
At the same time, I also think that Jiang Feng is handsome, if he is not handsome, he can find a girlfriend with this mouth?
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