Entertainment: Opening game and Big Honey as classmates

Chapter 743 Mouth Mean Everyday!!

“You know what? Now the audience watching the show is frantically brushing the barrage. ”

“The contents are as follows…”

“The corn kernels peeled by big honey honey are different from elixirs, and I am happy to eat them.”

“I will buy the corn kernels peeled by hand for 100 yuan a pound, and I will buy as much as I peel!”

“My little sheep brother peeled the corn kernels by hand, is 100 yuan a pound low?”

“Is 100 yuan a pound of corn peeled by hand? Bring me a hundred tons. ”

“Give it to me, sell it to me, 100 yuan a pound I contracted big honey.”

“I don’t know if you become an immortal or not, mainly because the big honey honey is peeled by hand.”

Jiang Feng even predicted this, deliberately read the barrage, and exaggerated ~ praised his wife.

In the corn peeling poplar honey, don’t mention how happy the smile is.

When the program was broadcast, the audience really followed the barrage after seeing this.

“How’s it going?”

Director Jiang Feng, how do you see this?

“Well, seeing that the corn kernels are peeled by hand, then this half duck is considered 20 pounds of corn.”

The director also knows how to converge, Jiang Feng offered highlights and laughs, of course, it is worth giving some face.

Besides, the 20 pounds of corn kernels were also proposed by him, the director.

“What about the two pounds of pork belly?”

As soon as Huang Lei finished speaking, Zhang Yixing said: “Master, ask for three catties.” ”

“Two pounds, I’m afraid I won’t have enough to eat.”

Zhang Yixing quickly explained.

“That’s three pounds.”

His own apprentices said so, and of course Huang Lei was spoiled.

“Three pounds of pork belly, it’s not too much for you to have 60 pounds of corn kernels, right?”

The director asked them.

A pound of meat costs 20 pounds of corn kernels, which is equivalent to 30 yuan a pound of pork.

“No, you set the price like this, did the Price Bureau agree?”

“Hahaha~”

Jiang Feng’s complaining program group director made He Jiong and them laugh very happily.

“Then we have to have our own rules when we do the show, right?”

“Then your rules are too dark.”

Jiang Feng was helpless.

“Just say yes or not.”

The director was too lazy to say, so he asked them if they wanted it.

“Yes! My family Yixing said to eat buckle meat, can I not do it? ”

“Brother, don’t mess around, it’s a big deal not to eat today, and I’ll eat it later when I have the opportunity.”

“60 pounds of corn kernels, when will it take to peel?” And the 20 pounds just now, as long as he thought of working to change, Zhang Yixing suddenly felt unfragrant. ”

“That’s 80 pounds of corn kernels, when will you peel them?”

Thinking of this, He Jiong felt a headache, and there was no way to finish it.

“My husband should have a way.”

Yang Mi said with a smile.

“Brother has a way?”

This can make Zhang Yixing interested.

“Look at him.”

In Yang Mi’s opinion, if her husband continues to talk like this, how can he find this meal tonight, he will have to exchange 100 pounds of corn kernels?

With so many corn kernels, the program team does not provide a special machine, and if you peel them by hand, you really don’t know how to peel them until the Year of the Monkey.

Therefore, with an IQ like him, there is no reason why he did not think of this.

The result of the final discussion was that the ingredients for tonight’s dinner were packed with 100 pounds of corn.

“Husband, how do you get it, 100 pounds of corn kernels, you can’t finish peeling.”

In Yang Mi’s opinion, this can’t be peeled off at all, and he still has to think of a way.

At this time, Jiang Feng pointed to the twenty-eight ‘big handsome’ over there who had been around for many years.

“Did you see the twenty-eight handsome over there? Use this thing to remove corn kernels quickly. ”

Jiang Feng pointed to the two-eight big bar bicycles and reminded them to use this.

“How do you take it off with a bicycle?”

Ha Jiong: This is not understood.

Zhang Yixing pulled over this two-eight bar, and then Jiang Feng showed them.

“Wait a minute, spread a big canvas or something like this, otherwise the corn kernels will fall to the ground.”

“Then put the two eight marshal on this, one person takes the corn cob and puts it next to the tire of the wheel, or the steel ring skeleton of the wheel, and then one person turns the foot pedal, makes the wheel turn, and scrapes off the corn kernels on the corn cob.”

When Jiang Feng was demonstrating, the corn on the cob he was holding, with a slight turn, it was about a few seconds, and all the corn kernels on the corn cob were taken off.

“！！！！！！”

Seeing this method, He Jiong, Zhang Yixing, and their eyes widened even more.

“Why didn’t we expect that?”

When they peeled corn before, they didn’t think of this method.

They had a sore hand when peeling corn before, and they couldn’t get many pounds.

Now, Jiang Feng has this method, and it is really much easier.

“Oh cuck~”

Zhang Yixing tried it and said, “It’s really easy to take it off.” ”

“Also, bring the washboard, you can use this.”

Jiang Feng took the washboard on the side and said to everyone: “In addition to kneeling, this washboard can also take off corn kernels. ”

Suddenly funny, let Yang Mi laugh and slap her husband.

“Jiang Feng, you are kneeling out of experience, is the role of the washboard only kneeling?”

He Jiong said with a smile.

“Anyway, in our house, the washboard has no other use than kneeling.”

“You talk less nonsense, when did you let you kneel?”

Yang Mi smiled and took her husband’s hand.

“April 21, 2007 at 21:39 p.m.”

Jiang Feng said this day crisply.

“Haha~”

Jiang Feng even remembered the days so clearly, it seemed to be true: “Don’t say it as if it’s really good, there is no washboard in our house.” ”

Yang Mi bit her lip and said.

“The current home is useless, but in 2007, the house I lived in with you was not what it is now.”

“Before our home, we lived in a second-hand house.”

What Jiang Feng said was the first thing, and he was about to make this matter true.

“It’s really not, I haven’t let you kneel, unless it’s a concubine.”

However, Jiang Feng turned his back and said with disdain: “In April 2007, I had not yet dated a concubine. ”

“You’re just determined, I’ll let you kneel on the washboard?”

This guy, Yang Mi bit her lip and smiled, not to mention how happy and sweet it was.

“No, I just want to talk to the national audience about your unique love for me.”

“It’s showing off to a national audience, they still want you to make them kneel on the washboard, they haven’t had a chance yet.”

“I’m different, how can I hide such an honorable thing as kneeling on the washboard that can be punished by the sexy goddess, how can I hide it and not say it to show off?”

“You said yes? My mother-in-law Yang Mi’s mother watching the show in front of the TV. ”

Jiang Feng looked at the camera and suddenly cued his mother-in-law, what does this mean?

Yang Mi held Jiang Feng’s hand and smiled until she lowered her head.

This is lip service to showing off, but in fact it is suing her mother who watches the show.

This is the intention to let the audience know how Yang Mi abused him through this show.

“Mom, don’t worry, now honey won’t let me kneel on the washboard.”

“I was young in ’07, she was older, and I deserved to be punished.”

“It’s different now, I’m one meter nine tall, she doesn’t dare to punish.”

“You’re enough.”

Yang Mi bit her lip and threatened him, making Jiang Feng almost get it.

The crazy show of affection between the two made the audience especially like to watch.

But this affection will soon be out of show, so hurry up and work.

100 pounds of corn kernels, you really have to do it well to get these 100 pounds of corn kernels.

“Oh, what are you doing?”

Jiang Feng saw Yang Ning holding a corn on the cob and about to put it on the washboard.

“What’s wrong? Isn’t it rubbed like this? ”

Yang Mi has never done this kind of farm work and does not understand.

“If you rub it like this, do you want your hands?”

“Tender hands like tofu, you rub it like this, the hand rubs broken, and the blood drips on the corn kernels and affects the price.”

“Hahaha~”

He Jiong, who was originally working on the side, Zhang Yixing laughed again…

“Jiang Feng, you are also a, if you care, you care about honey, if you are distressed, you will scratch your hands, and you have to say a word to affect the price of corn kernels?” Huh~”

He Jiong really served Jiang Feng’s unique concern for Yang Mi.

“Right, such a fellow, you say you should not kneel on the washboard, right?”

Yang Mi is angry and funny.

“You, sometimes you really learn to learn from Shadow Treasure.”

“Yingbao is very good at this kind of work.”

Jiang Feng did not forget to show off Zhao Liying at this time.

Because Zhao Liying is from a rural area, she will definitely do this kind of work.

“I also went to Yingbao’s house, and saw that my parents were removing corn kernels like this, and I also knew that when there was no special machine for removing corn kernels before, I could peel corn in this clever way.”

In fact, this was also intentional by Jiang Feng, because he knew that many people looked down on Zhao Liying’s origin.

But Jiang Feng will not look down on him, and when he has the opportunity, he will show off his wife Zhao Liying for doing farm work.

In fact, the audience also felt that Jiang Feng was really protecting his wife with all his actions.

Anyone is good, as long as they are attacked, Jiang Feng will protect them in his own unique way.

This is also what the audience fans think, which should be the reason why Jiang Feng and his wives love each other so much

For so many years, Jiang Feng has been protecting his lover with his practical actions.

In order not to let them be bullied in the entertainment industry, he developed himself into a big capital in the entertainment industry.

has become a big capital in the entertainment industry, and there are really no people in the entire entertainment industry who dare to bully his wife.

A man who thinks so much about his wife is, of course, liked by many girls.

Judging from the bickering jokes between Yang Mi and Jiang Feng just now, you can see their feelings.

How many years? They have been in love for nine years, and they are still fighting like this.

But bickering is bickering, the eyes of the two of them, when looking at each other, still look at each other.

He Jiong, Huang Lei they have known Jiang Feng for many years, so they also know that their relationship is very good.

A couple who have been in love for 9 years is really nothing, more such couples

But Jiang Feng does not have only one wife, but several, he and each of his wives are so in love and dare to stay the same, this is a legendary door…