Entertainment: Opening with a song "Elevator God of War" to challenge the whole audience

"Xiao Jiang, go through the discharge procedures for bed 24!"

The head nurse put her hands in her pockets and said expressionlessly to the pretty nurse beside her.

Without waiting for the nurse to reply, Dagui had already walked up quickly and said with a smile, "Doctor, I, I'm not well yet, can you see if I can..."

"No!"

The head nurse still had no expression on her face, and then said coldly: "First of all, I'm not a doctor, I'm the head nurse of this floor; secondly, you just have a slight injury to the cartilage in your nasal cavity, and you don't need to be hospitalized; finally, you often make phone calls, which seriously affects the rest of other patients.

So, please go and complete the discharge procedures immediately. Otherwise, if other patients or their families call the police, you will still have to complete the discharge procedures, and then you may have to ask the security guard to send you out.

You claim to be a public figure and a big star. I suggest you take care of your face and don't wait for us to take compulsory measures."

"I, I..."

Dagui's whole face turned purple. He wanted to refute, but in the end he said with a bitter face, "I will go to complete the discharge procedures now, and do it now!"

...

"A broken hospital!"

"If the program team didn't have compensation, when I Are you willing to stay here?"

"It's a crappy place. I won't come next time you invite me!"

"Bah!"

After completing the discharge procedures and driving out of the hospital, Dagui parked the car on the side of the road, opened the window, and spat fiercely in the direction of the hospital. He was still angry and said, "Just wait for me. When I have time, I will write you into a song, expose your ugly faces, and let the people of the whole country hate you to death!"

"Crap hospital! Crap doctor! Crap nurse!"

"Just wait, when the time comes, you will be... It's good-looking! ! "

After venting, Dagui called a buddy, "Let's go wash our feet!"

"Don't worry, you don't know me yet, it must be a one-stop service!"

"Okay, okay, let's eat first, and then go after dinner, this is also called a matter!"

"Yes, call Tao and the others, and have a drink together."

"Okay! Then I'll go over first, you guys hurry up, the old place!"

After a few words, Dagui hung up the phone, grinned, released the clutch, stepped on the accelerator, and sped away.

...

"What the hell?"

"Can we still be bullied by a 17 or 18-year-old kid? !"

"Fuck, fuck him!"

"Yes, ghost, just tell me the name, and we brothers will go over and beat him up!"

After three rounds of drinking, Dagui talked about Su Mo in a daze, and the brothers at the table immediately exploded.

"Why are you trying to get in?"

"If I were to ask you, he's a high school student, and he's just a rapper, so his grades must be terrible, and his parents would probably beat him up every day!

Just think about when Dagui was a kid, he was a rapper, didn't his dad always chase him and beat him up?"

Upon hearing this, Dagui immediately lost his temper, "Tao, what do you mean by that?"

"No, no, no, Gui, listen to me!"

"You said, he's a high school student, and he just took the college entrance examination and he's singing rap, you Do you think his parents agree with him doing this?

Think about it carefully, think about how your parents treated you in the past? "

Big Ghost frowned and shook his confused head vigorously, "You mean, I should start with his parents and deal with him?"

"No!"

Tao waved his hand, "Ghost, this is what I mean."

"He is not good at studying, so he will definitely not do well in the college entrance examination. You should first focus on his college entrance examination results and DISS him as much as possible. Don't you have more than one million loyal fans?

You have more than one million fans. , the whole network publicized him as a poor student, who didn't study hard, just sang rap every day, told stories without using dirty words, and said that his grades were so bad that he was not worth imitating.

Think about it, you are a person who has no hope of getting into college. The college entrance examination is just a matter of luck for him. He is also praying to get a good score and enter a good school.

At this time, his Weibo is full of DISS him, saying that he will definitely fail the college entrance examination. What do you think his mentality will be? "

Following Tao's words, Dagui nodded and replied with a sense of substitution, "If it were me, His mentality will definitely collapse!"

"Ha, ghost, this is just the beginning!"

Tao reached out and patted the big ghost on the shoulder, moved closer, and continued, "What really made him collapse is that his grades have dropped, just like what is said on the Internet, he can only spend money to enter a private university, or the worst technical school, so what do you think his mentality will be like?"

As Tao said this, the big ghost's eyes lit up, "Yes! Yes! That's it, kill him! !"

"No, it's not to kill him, it's to make him collapse, to make him not know what he can do"This is called revenge!"

"Ghost, you have to remember that it's not about how much you hit him, how much pain he hurts, or how badly he beats him. If you hit someone, he will hit you back, and hitting someone is illegal. If you are caught, you will be fined and detained.

But the cost of DISSing a person depends entirely on your size.

Like a big star like you, with more than a million fans, if you point east, they will hit east, if you point west, they will hit west. As long as you don't provoke those you can't afford to provoke, the rest is still a matter of your words!"

"That, that's it!"

Listening to Tao's guidance that was in line with his wishes, plus a round of flattery, the big ghost's face was full of smiles.

But at this moment, a buddy suddenly asked, "Brother Tao, what if Su Mo does well in the exam, then this method will be useless?"

"......! "

When these words came out, several people at the table could not help but be stunned.

Big Ghost turned his head and looked at Tao, "Tao, your method is really not very good!"

"Okay! It must work!"

Tao shook his head, "Ghost, this is a chain of tricks, not just one trick.

Listen to me, if he really did well in the exam. Then you will take the next step. He only has one song, so you let the fans continue to DISS him, "One song, how can you enter the rapper circle? ' 'Without works, how can you call yourself a rapper? '

He is just a child. If you do this, can his mentality not collapse? "

"Then, what if he has another song?" Big Ghost was sober at this moment, and he continued to ask.

"This is not simple, two songs are considered a real rapper?"

"What if he has a third song?"

"......! "

Tao's head hurt a bit because of the questioning. He turned his head and stared at the guy who had spoken before... I'm good at fooling people, why are you joining in the fun?

But then, he looked back at Dagui and continued to laugh, "That's easy. He can sing rap, you can lead your fans to criticize him, 'You have the ability to sing rap, you have the ability to sing and dance! '.

If he can even sing and dance, you can continue, "You have the ability to sing and dance, then do you have the ability to act?"

If he can also act, then you can DISS his acting skills, isn't that enough. "

"What if he has acting skills? How can you DISS him?" Dagui continued to ask.

"Then..."

Tao pulled a cigarette and lit it, thought about it, and continued, "Ghost, you have to know that no one is perfect. If you are not done with him, you can always catch his weaknesses.

His acting skills are good, so what about his other skills in life?

He has all the other skills in life, so you can find something he can't do, that's it.

In this world, no one is a hexagonal warrior, he will be controlled by you sooner or later!"