Entertainment: Please, Stop Stealing Our Fans

After checking the injury, the filming team said: "Tang Yuan, nothing's wrong. It's just a scratch on the skin. There is no need to go to the hospital.

"I'm bleeding, why don't I go to the hospital if it's so serious? I'm in so much pain, I'm probably going to die!"

Tang Yuan's face was ferocious and twisted in pain. Tears almost flowed out.

When the filming team saw this situation, they had no choice but to call Hong Tao.

Hong Tao also knew the urinary nature of these little fresh meat, so he simply agreed to his request and took him to the hospital to check the situation.

In this way, Tang Yuan was sent to the hospital without finishing today's takeout.

Netizens were not calm after seeing this.

"These little fresh guys are really good. I am a girl who has a broken bone and her feet are swollen like pig's trotters. She is allergic to the plaster. I have never cried out in pain, and he actually started crying! It's really even... We girls are not as good as us!"

"Haha, you have to send me to the hospital quickly. If it's a little later, the wound will heal."

"I never screamed like that when I gave birth naturally."

"The program team is about to give anesthesia. I'm afraid that the little fresh meat will be in too much pain and he will faint after a while. Haha."

There was ridicule in the live broadcast room.

Of course, Tang Yuan's idiot fans are also trying their best to clear the floor.

"Do you have any sympathy? My family has been hurt like this. It doesn't matter if you don't feel bad. Why are you still sarcastic?"

"That's right! Although it looks like it's just a scratch on the skin, he was hit by a car after all. Maybe there are internal injuries?"

"Last year, everyone saw a certain male artist named Gao. He told the program crew that he had a heart problem, but the program crew didn't take it seriously, resulting in the artist's sudden death.

I hope the program team can pay attention to every artist, because they are not easy either!"

Although Tang Yuan's live broadcast has ended, it does not affect others at all.

After Yang Mi failed in countless sales promotions, she finally found a good way.

That’s buy one get one free!

Multiple items discounted.

The effect is obviously much better. Even though she will earn less, at least she opened it and gave herself confidence.

Things were not going well for Deng Chao in the zoo.

I thought he came here to experience the life of a breeder, but the administrator arranged for him to pick out big holes!

That’s right!

Just cleaning up the animals' feces almost sent Deng Chao away.

Because Shen Teng is a comedy star, he is very good at talking.

597 became one with a bunch of cleaners, uncles and aunts.

The aunts and uncles also liked him very much. They thought this young man was very funny and funny, so they helped him share a lot of work, and even gave him the fruit drinks they brought to eat and drink, which made him feel very happy.

Yu Kewei is miserable.

As a real estate agent, you need to guide people and learn knowledge at the same time.

As a result, by the afternoon, she had no customers, not even tenants!

This made many netizens feel distressed.

They all said that Yu Kewei had to let Su Xingzhi take care of dinner today.

Back to Su Xingzhi.

Good guy, the song "The Tracker's Love" made everyone happy again. The opera troupe, which had a slight advantage just now, was outclassed again.

Zhang Hu was extremely proud.

"When it comes to weddings and funerals, it depends on our band team. Your opera class can't create such an atmosphere!

The leader of the opera troupe is a leader who refuses to admit defeat.

Prepare to let the actress sing "Eighteen Touches"

Who can bear this?

Customs are not vulgar.

Some rural areas do like to do this.

So Su Xingzhi's music style changed, and the suona "Big Funeral" opened his mouth again.

"Ouch~ Why do I remember that my father is here again? It feels so uncomfortable. Woohoo."

"Uncle, why did you leave without saying hello?"

"Dad, dad, what's wrong with you? Why did you faint while crying?"

"Sorry, class leader, your uncle is crying so hard that he is out of breath and is about to die.

"Brother who plays the suona, please keep it in your mouth. Stop playing. If you play the suona again, my father will burst into tears~"

Su Xingzhi: "………………

Netizens learned their lesson this time.

As soon as Su Xingzhi opened his mouth, he wanted to play the suona again to perform the funeral.

Quickly turn off the sound in the live broadcast room.

Seeing that Su Xingzhi had stopped speaking, he adjusted his voice back again.

"Haha, Su Xingzhi is such a dog! Fortunately, the labor and management turned off the wheat in time, otherwise a lot of paper at home would have been wasted!"

"Just now, Mom asked me why I was crying so sadly. I asked Mom to come over and listen for a while. Now Mom thinks of her grandma. She can't even eat.

"You are paralyzed. You don't have any martial ethics. Before you blow, you should say it in advance so that I can prepare!"

"After hearing this, my sister missed her (bgfb) cat. She just told me that she was going to the backyard to dig out the cat's body that had been buried for a year. It was so scary!"

Time flies.

Finally it’s time for dinner.

This meal made Su Xingzhi extremely greedy.

The head of the family is a wealthy family. The old man is over ninety years old. Even though he has no descendants of his own, there are many collaterals. What a lot of nephews.

More than a hundred tables were opened in the small courtyard!

Huh!

There are ten people at a table, and we are from Qiantu County.

I heard from the two Taoist priests that we should eat separately. If we eat at the same time, we will have to open 160 tables!

Su Xingzhi was slightly surprised: "Good guy, it turns out we are from a family with a big surname!"

Those with nicknames and surnames cannot find a thousand people in a room.

Of course, compared to larger families, one or two thousand people are not that many. In the Guangdong and Guangxi regions, some clans have as many as ten thousand people, or even hundreds of thousands!

"Come on, little master, I'm really lucky for you today. Seeing how hard you play, you must have put in a lot of effort. This money is just a small gift, please accept it."

The host brought a red envelope and handed it to Su Xingzhi.

Su Xingzhi smiled politely and said: "It should be, it should be, unfortunately, it is not miserable."

He said he should, but his hands stretched his pockets wide, eager to put the red envelopes into his pockets.

Everyone laughed.

Then go to the table to eat.

Zhang Hu also admired Su Xingzhi and grabbed a big piece of pig head meat for him and said, "Come on, Xiao Su, eat more. Playing the suona consumes a lot of money today, so you have to make up for it."

"Thank you, Brother Zhang." Su Xingzhi thanked him.

"Thank you for nothing. We are all our own people. Oh, by the way, do you have any ideas to keep doing this?" Zhang Hu said: "I think you are doing a good job, and the song is also good. You are really talented. If you follow Zhang Brother, let me do it.

From now on, I promise to make you eat well and earn at least this amount in every game!"

As he spoke, Zhang stretched out two fingers to buy.

"Two thousand?" Su Xingzhi was surprised.

"That's right! Isn't this better than working in the city? And our work is not limited to off-season or peak season. There is work all year round, and there is a lot of work. When we are busy, we have to take on three or five jobs a day.

Just play suona to you, if you work harder, maybe you can earn three to five thousand a day!"

Hiss~

Su Xingzhi was shocked. She didn't expect to make so much money by taking on the work for free.

"It's tempting. I can tell you that all the weddings and funerals in this area are under the control of your brother Zhang. Let's work together to make the team bigger. Maybe we can open a weddings and funerals company in the future. It’s on the market!”

Zhang Hu salivated and boasted.

Su Xingzhi was confused for a while. Can it be listed on the market? Why don't you go to heaven!

Even netizens said that this free work is too profitable, right?

"If I had Su Xingzhi's skill, what kind of programmer would I be? I could just play the suona.

"Are you kidding? Is the suona so easy to play? Do you think you can just open your mouth and blow it?"

"Is playing suona very particular? Why do I think it's so easy?"

"It's easy to play the suona? Are you guys upstairs awake? Do you know that the suona is known as the king of musical instruments? The pipa is thousands of years old and the zither is ten thousand years old. The whole play ends when the suona sounds.

Don't think that playing the suona is vulgar, but the real vulgarity can only be found in a moment. If your heart is pure, everything you see will be pure; if your mind is impure, everything you see will be crooked. "

Haha, it made me laugh so hard. I didn’t understand the meaning of suona when I first heard it, but now I’m in a coffin. You said suona is easy? Looking at the entire music scene, there are less than one hand who can play suona well! And like Su Xingzhi just composed three original songs, can you handle it?"

"Have you never heard of a saying, among all kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king, either ascending to heaven or worshiping in the hall. A thousand years of pipa, ten thousand years of zither, and an erhu for a lifetime.

As soon as the suona sounded, everyone dispersed. As soon as the song started playing, the whole village was covered with cloth, and the whole village was waiting for the food to be served.

Walk and carry. A sliver of white followed. As soon as the coffin is lifted and buried, relatives and friends start to cry, firecrackers sound, suona blows, they are carried in front and chased from behind. The first time I hear the suona, I don’t know what it means. When I hear it again, I am already a person in the coffin. I don’t hear anything outside the coffin, and I only want to play in the afterlife. Di, have fun all the way to the Palace of Hell, and never fall in love with the world again!"

"My dear, the great talent upstairs!"

Regarding the question of whether suona is earthy or not, there is endless controversy in the live broadcast room, but people in the music world are like a mirror. Is the suona so easy to play?

Back to Su Xingzhi.

His work is almost completed today, and the Taoist priest will do the work in the evening. The deceased will be buried tomorrow, and he will have to come tomorrow.

"Brother, since you have accepted this job, you have to come tomorrow no matter what! Otherwise, brother, I won't be able to do the work here, and I am very optimistic about you."

After eating, Zhang Hu patted Su Xingzhi on the shoulder and spoke to him meaningfully.

Su Xingzhi smiled and said: "Don't worry, Brother Zhang, since I have taken over this job, I will definitely go through the process and do it beautifully."

"No matter what, it's settled then. We have to come early tomorrow and don't let the master rush us."

"No problem~"

After bidding farewell to Zhang Hu's team, Su Xingzhi was already full of food and drinks, so she walked to the location designated by the program team to seek medical treatment.

By the time he arrived at the designated place, it was almost half past five.

Shen Teng and Deng Chao came quickly. They sat on the ground, eating melon seeds and chatting.

Seeing Su Xingzhi appear, the two of them immediately approached him and asked with concern: "Brother Su, how are you? Is your life going well today? How much money have you earned?"

Shen Teng knew that Su Xingzhi's profession was street art, so this job was easy. If he sang just two songs, someone would pay him, which was much easier than them.

"You don't have a thousand or eight hundred yuan, but you still have five or six hundred yuan, right?"

Deng Chao stepped forward and asked.

Su Xingzhi patted his belly and said: "I don't make much money, I just did two weddings and weddings today!"

"Weddings and funerals?"

"What the hell?"

Seeing that they didn't understand, Su Xingzhi explained: "I took on two jobs today. In the morning, I was the master of ceremonies at a wedding, and in the afternoon, I played the suona for free.

Deng Chao:

Shen Teng: “…………

The two looked at each other like fools.

Shen Teng frowned and said, "You can also host weddings?"

"Oh. Hosting a wedding is easy. Just go through the process and sing a song." Su Xingzhi took the melon seeds from his hand and started eating them too.

"For nothing, you play the suona for others? You can still play it?"

Suona?”

Deng Chao was also shocked.

"Well, the old man passed away when he was in his nineties, so it was considered a happy occasion. The team just happened to be short of manpower, so I came over to help.

"Did they give you money?"

"Of course I did! Who would do the work for them if they don't have money! I'm not stupid!"

Su Xingzhi said angrily.

"How much did you give?"

"Not much. The host of the wedding ceremony was very generous and gave me more than 10,000 yuan in red envelopes. Bai Shier's funeral will be held tomorrow morning and I have to make a trip. The wages haven't been paid yet. It's not much, little one.

A thousand dollars or so. "

Su Xingzhi said it simply, but Shen Teng and Deng Chao opened their eyes wide and drooled with envy.

"Xiao Su, what a talent! Come on, let me suck it. Let me take a few more puffs. If I can suck away half of your talent, I will be satisfied. I can walk sideways in the entertainment pavilion from now on.

"Deng Chao was quite funny and sucked hard on Su Xingzhi.

It made netizens laugh.

These two are a real treasure.

"What about you, Brother Teng, Brother Chao, you two made a lot of money today, right?"

Su Xingzhi smiled.

"Hey, I can earn nothing, I can earn a lot of money from raking. Just give me two hundred yuan. I almost died there." Deng Chao said with a distressed look on his face: "This money is really hard to earn.

"Me too. After working for a day, it was only about eighty yuan. But some cleaners and uncles and aunts saw that I was handsome and gave me ten piles of melon seeds and snacks." Shen Teng said weakly.

They work like odd jobs and get cash every day.

Money is not much, but stability is better.

"It's okay, brothers, it's better to have something than nothing." Su Xingzhi comforted: "Huh? Where are Sister Mi and the others, haven't they gotten off work yet?"

"No! They are coming!"

While talking, Yang Bao and others looked exhausted and dragged themselves out in front of outsiders.

"How's it going? Yang Mi, did you make less money today?" Deng Chao asked.

Yang Mi's pretty face showed a look of disappointment, she sighed, sat down on the board, and said: "Don't mention it, I almost broke both of my legs while standing today, but it still counts.

It was a small gain, I made about a hundred yuan.

"I'll go! Okay, a hundred yuan is a lot." Shen Teng said.

"Where's Weiwei?"

Yu Kewei's eyes were red, and he was so aggrieved that he almost cried. With red eyes, he said: "I didn't close a single transaction today, and I didn't show a house successfully. Mao had no choice."

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[Wish you all a happy New Year, brothers and sisters. Today is our New Year in the South, and yesterday was the New Year in the North. I wish you all a prosperous, safe, healthy, and prosperous New Year!

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