After Wu Shaohan got out of bed and washed up, he sat down at the computer desk again.
After opening Word, he stared at the screen for more than ten minutes and couldn't type a single word.
It's over, the inspiration has dried up.
Wu Shaohan sighed and switched to the homepage of his novel.
He found a few more book reviews.
They were still posted by that big man.
Balala the Fairies: Trash!
Balala the Fairies: Delete the new chapters and rewrite them!
Balala the Fairies: Men should be loyal, don't you understand?!
"???"
Wu Shaohan showed a puzzled expression.
This big man who picks his feet is actually a moral model.
"This person is sick!"
"I won't write today! I'm going to fight you!"
Wu Shaohan got angrier and angrier.
He created a small account and started a fight with the big man.
He named the ID of the small account Jianlai!
Then he quickly tapped the keyboard with his ten fingers!
Jianlai: Are you sick? You are the one who talks the most in the entire book review area!
Balala Little Magic Fairy: Wow! This bastard author actually has fans?
Jianlai: Are you dissatisfied? This author is handsome and suave! He is the most handsome guy in the whole Feilu!
Balala Little Magic Fairy: What an old woman crawling into the quilt! It made me laugh! Jianlai
: Did you know that your book review affected the author's inspiration?
Lala Fairies: Inspiration is to start a harem? Ridiculous!
Jianlai: You know nothing! How many books on Feilu are not harem stories?
Balala Fairies: What does it have to do with me? I have only read this one book on Feilu!
Jianlai: Then you should really read a few more books to enrich your experience!
Balala Fairies: What I read is none of your business?
Jianlai: Then what the author writes is none of your business?
Balala Fairies: Damn it! Tell me your phone number if you dare!
Jianlai: Oh my! I am so scared! 199xxxxx589! If I don’t dare to hit you, you are my son!.....
At this moment, a Mercedes is speeding on the road.
"Damn it!"
Reba was so angry that her chest rose and fell violently.
"What's wrong?" the assistant asked quickly
"Call this number and help me scold him!"
Reba pointed at the number on the phone and said
"Isn't that the case?"
The assistant showed a helpless expression.
"I have never been scolded like this in my life!"
Reba said angrily.
"You are not a child."
The assistant couldn't help laughing,"It's too childish to talk over the phone and scold each other."
"But I can't swallow this breath!"
Reba said while gnashing her teeth
"That......."
The assistant frowned and thought for a moment,"How about asking the driver to call?"
"OK!"
Reba immediately handed the phone to the driver who was driving, and forced out a sweet smile,"Master, help me curse this person with the most vicious words."~".......
""Rookie~"
Wu Shaohan showed a satisfied smile.
After a round of keyboard input, the big man finally lost.
You are too green to compete with me in keyboard skills~
Just when he was secretly proud of himself, a phone call suddenly came in.
He took the phone and saw that it was a number from another place.
"Is it possible?......"
Wu Shaohan narrowed his eyes.
Then he answered the phone.
""Hello? Are you the one who called Jian?"
The other party was a middle-aged man with a genuine Changsha accent.
He was indeed a big man!
Wu Shaohan confirmed his previous guess.
"Yes, who are you?"
He replied calmly
""What are you from?" the man on the phone asked
"Can you speak Mandarin?"
Wu Shaohan frowned.
"If you have the ability to show off, just don't eat the pressed duck. What do you think you are?"
"I asked you to speak Mandarin!"
"Stumbling head!"
"What on earth are you talking about?"
Wu Shaohan's face was full of depression.
This big man who couldn't even speak Mandarin was actually imitating someone who was swearing on the phone.
Was he trying to use the dialect to unilaterally attack and not give himself a chance to fight back?
There was something.
Thinking of this, Wu Shaohan also cursed back in the Shanghai dialect.
"You're a lunatic!"
"Old booklet!"
"Start the Western Expedition!"
"What the hell is wrong with your brain!"
After cursing for a few times, the other party fell silent.......
"Sister, I don’t understand what he is saying."
The driver returned the phone to Reba.
"this......"
Reba took the phone and found that the call was still on.
She was stunned for a moment.
"What should I do now?"
Reba covered her phone with both hands and asked her assistant in a low voice
"How should I know? You were the one who insisted on hitting me!"
The assistant blinked his eyes.
"I......"
Reba took a deep breath and raised the phone to her ear.
"hey-hey!"
"Now you’re scared, right?"
"You're the only one who can speak dialect, right?"
"You idiot! Go learn Mandarin first before you curse me!"
"I might as well tell you! I am the author of that book!"
"Hey~Are you angry?"
"Hahahahahahahaha~"
Wu Shaohan laughed wildly on the other end of the phone.
"You are the author?
Reba asked word by word.
One hand unconsciously clenched into a fist........
""Huh?"
Wu Shaohan was stunned for a moment, then he raised his phone to his face and took a look.
It was the same number.
But how did the voice change from that of an uncle to that of a girl?
And the girl's voice was quite sweet.
She should not be too old.
Could she be the wife of the big man?
Or his daughter?
It seemed that he had to ask for help from outside!
"What? Are you dissatisfied?"
Wu Shaohan retorted
"You are an 18th-tier author! You are just a pig!"
The girl on the other end of the phone gnashed her teeth and cursed
"I am Zhu Bajie?"
Wu Shaohan sneered a few times,"Then you are Gao Cuilan?"......
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