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“......"

Hearing that his daughter is not a cow pen,

Lu Yu on the sofa suddenly breathed a sigh of relief,

I lose!

This little girl actually dares to scare me,

I'll just say,

How can you be so lucky, the second hand will draw the bull ~ a card so big!

As long as Tong Tong is not a cow pen,

If there were no more cows,

Then you have to compare the size with Tong Tong, and your single card is a 9, you can win - the odds are still great!

Lu Yu rekindled hope,

It's just that

Before he could get happy, he heard Tong Tong continue to laugh evilly and say,

"Hahaha, Dad, although I'm not a cow pen!"

"However, I am also very big with this cow!"

"Look, 5, 6, 9, add up to exactly 20!"

"The two remaining cards in my hand are 1 and 8, which add up to 9!"

"So, Dad, I'm Niu 9!"

"Yours are still going to be a lot better than yours, a lot better !!"

Lu Yu: "......"

Tong Tong's trick to make people have a mentality, and it really made Lu Yu speechless!

Boy

Dare to love you are a cow 9!

Didn't I still lose as a result?

Shiro was happy!

Lu Yu slapped his head and said speechlessly: "Tong Tong, don't take you to be such a cheat!"

"Next time, you just have a direct showdown, who did you learn from such a bad guy!"

"Hehehehe, of course I learned it from you, Dad!"

"You've always done this to scare me first!"

“......"

Tong Tong smiled evilly and stuck out his little tongue.

And at the same time,

Just when Lu Yu and Tong Tong were talking and were about to start the third game,

In the live broadcast room,

But it has already boiled directly with Tong Tong's operation just now!

Originally, everyone thought that

Tong Tong took out the two cards of 1 and 9,

5, 6, 8 left in hand,

It's because Tong Tong miscalculated......

To this end,

The audience in the live broadcast room is a pity!

It is a pity that Tong Tong miscalculated the cards,

It's a pity that I can't scold that bullshit expert!

But

What I never expected was ......

Boy

Everyone was deceived by this little rebel!

She didn't miscalculate at all, she said that on purpose just now, just to scare her father, she was playing a prank!!

Burst!!!

Thinking of this,

The audience who reacted immediately exploded!!

"Hahahaha, I'm riding a horse, what kind of Lao Tzu is really there, what kind of child is taught, Tong Tong is too bad!"

"Yes, this trick is simply murderous!"

"First tell you that I have a cow pen to scare you, wait for the other party to be scared, and then tell him that I lied to you, just when the other party was happy, Tong Tong snapped out another cow 9, which directly broke Brother Lu's mentality!"

"I'm laughing to death, so to speak, Tong Tong she really knows how to calculate, she didn't make a mistake at all!"

"Definitely, 5, 6, 9 such a big number add up, she can actually find out, and calculate correctly, this 100% will count!"

"But isn't it, she can add within twenty, and, what's more, she's still mentally arithmetic, you said that Tiantian made the addition and subtraction within ten, can she not?"

"Tong Tong is amazing, she is really amazing!"

"Damn, now, look at that bullshit expert, what else do you have to say this time!(Dekuzi,jpg)"

"Wait, Dasha Chun, what are you going to do!" (stunned, jpg)"

"She's still talking about a fart, now it's estimated that the head is eager to drill into the crotch of the library, the front foot just said that Tong Tong is not as good as Tian Tian, and he can't do the question, and the back foot was slapped in the face by Tong Tong crazy!!"

"It turns out that playing cards is more helpful for learning than making exercise books, hahaha!"

"I understand, I'm going to pull my son up and play cards now!"

“......"

In the live broadcast room, there was laughter!

Tong Tong successfully calculated the correct answer, but they were even happier than Tong Tong himself at the moment!

Tong Tong proved with his strength,

Not only does she know how to count, but she can do more than Tian Tian can!

It's really,

It's no less than a direct slap in the face,

Pumped in the face of the expert who was still slandering her just now!

Countless viewers after the joy,

Directly on the barrage began to taunt!

"Slightly, slightly, old witch, do you have anything else to say now?"

"Wuhu, a certain expert's face, but it really hurts, the slap in the face comes too fast, like a tornado!"

"Bullshit expert, get out and apologize!"

"It turns out that learning this kind of thing is not necessarily learned by death, Brother Lu is the king to learn with children in play!"

"Yes, playing cards, the child will know how to do the math, you said that if Chen Aijun knew, he would probably be depressed to death!"

"I don't care if Chen Aijun is depressed or not, I want to scold that old witch to death now!"

"Old witch, does your face hurt, can you talk about it now, Tong Tong and Tiantian, who is better?"

"Also, which is better, Brother Lu and Chen Aijun's way of bringing a baby?"

"The old witch doesn't dare to say anything, hahahaha!"

“......"

On the barrage, the ridicule was endless, endless.

This side of the studio hall.

Su Xue couldn't help but wave her fist excitedly!

All right!

Tong Tong is really amazing!

Auntie must talk and count, and she must go to play with you when she finds time, and buy you a lot of delicious snacks!

In addition to the excitement,

Su Xue gloated again and looked at Liu Liwen in the expert seat.

Liu Liwen at that time,

The calmness on his face has long disappeared, and his face has become blue, red, and purple for a while.

She didn't expect that

This daughter of the Lu Yu family has really been calculated, and she is right!

Liu Liwen was shocked and embarrassed.

Looking at the scolding on the barrage,

She was even more painful on her face, and after staying for a few seconds, she shouted angrily in the direction of the director team,

"Director Zhang, I suggest turning off the barrage on the big screen!!"

"The quality of this audience is too low!!"

"Turn it off!!"

“......"

In the face of Liu Liwen's impatience,

direction of the director group,

Zhang Wenjun waved his hand at her.

Turn it off?

I'll hang you!

You are a slut in your own mouth, and you have been scolded by the audience, why should I listen to you!

Then again......

Zhang Wenjun looked at Lu Yu and Tong Tong in the picture with a smile,

The heart says,

These two fathers and daughters are really amazing.

It is...... A little bit of a fee expert!

When he was Lao Tzu before, he sprayed even the microphone, and directly scolded Hu Zhen for being autistic.

Now the little one jumped out again and slapped Liu Liwen in the face, they really deserve to be the two of them, and they can't eat at all!

I invited three experts, and these two guys have two of them!(Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Hahaha!

............

Just when Liu Liwen was angry, and the rest of the people liked to hear about it and fell into the ground,

In the picture,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong continued to play bullfighting. []

Bullfighting is played very quickly in every game,

Unlike fighting landlords, it takes a long time just to draw cards.

In the blink of an eye,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong have already played the sixth game.

The first five innings,

Lu Yu only won one game, or by a slight margin, he used Niu 5 to win Tong Tong's Niu 4 and the other four games, all of which were won by Tong Tong.

At this point,

The sixth game begins,

After each of them has five cards,

Tong Tong's five cards are: 3, 3, 4 0, 10.

Seeing the children's cards,

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Tong Tong's luck is really smooth, this one won again!"

"Hahaha, after playing six games, Brother Lu only won one game, I am estimated to be depressed to death, and I was pressed to the ground by my daughter to rub and rub again!"

"3,3,4 cows, the next two tens add up to 20, damn, the biggest cow pen!"

"On our side, the bull pen is really not the biggest, the bullfighting we play here, there are bigger cards than the bull pen, that is, the bomb or three with two, but in terms of gameplay, it is a little more complicated than this. "

"What's the name of a card bigger than a bull's pen?"

"Don't hide it from you, it's called the old cow pen, or the cow pen is big!" (cover your face and cry .jpg)"

"Hahahaha, I can't refute this name!"

“......"

In the laughter of the audience,

Sure enough,

This time, Lu Yu lost to Tong Tong again!

Tong Tong is not unexpected, after a small hand on the card for a while, directly 3, 3, 4 to play out.

And then I played two more 10s!

"Hahaha, Dad, this is really a cow pen of mine!"

"The biggest cow cow!"

"Dad, you're losing again!!"

Tong Tong cheered excitedly.

In the past, when she played cards with her father, she always lost more and won less, but today she won so many times, which made Tong Tong very happy.

On the other hand, looking at Lu Yu on the other side,

It's all black!

Ask for flowers

Throw the cards in your hand onto the couch.

It's okay to lose in private, but now in front of so many audiences, I only won a handful and was abused by a child, which is too damaging to my image!

In order to save dignity,

Lu Yu decided to take a risk!

thereupon

In the seventh game,

Every time he draws a card, he will quickly draw a few more cards into his hand.

When Tong Tong has drawn enough five cards,

Lu Yu already has more than a dozen cards in his hand!

It's a pity,

Tong Tong didn't notice this, but the camera brother did!

"Brother Lu, you can't do this!"

The cameraman laughed and debunked,

"Are you embarrassed? Playing cards with Tong Tong, you are still cheating!"

"Tong Tong, look at the cards in your father's hand, he has caught too many!"

Tong Tong Wenyan,

looked up in surprise, then stretched out his hand to rub the cards in Lu Yu's hand, and sure enough, he found that Dad's cards were far more than five!

"Dad, why are you like this, you are cheating!"

Tong Tong protested loudly.

"Ahem, ahem...... Tong Tong, I said that I accidentally caught so much, do you believe it?"

Lu Yu blushed and said weakly.

"I don't believe it!"

"You've always drawn more cards before, and this time you must have done it on purpose!"

Childishly threw the cards on the sofa,

"I'm not playing with you anymore!"

"You're bullying kids!"

Tong Tong hugged his arms and turned around angrily.

"Well, I don't want to play with you yet!"

"You've won so many times, what's wrong with me!"

Seeing this, Lu Yu

He also threw the cards in his hand, also hugged his arms, and twisted his face to the other side angrily.

In the picture,

Two people, one big and one small, sat on the sofa, no one paid attention to anyone, the back of their heads was against the back of their heads, and they were all sulking there.

Seeing this scene,

The cameraman next to him almost didn't laugh out of his eyes.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was also laughing all over the ground looking for teeth, and some people even laughed directly out of the pig cry.

"Hahaha, I'm really going to be happy to death by Brother Lu when I step on a horse, this guy was caught by a child, and he was wronged there!"

"Yes, Brother Lu, you are wronged, you are such a big person, and you still want to use this kind of despicable trick to win Tong Tong, it is Tong Tong who should be wronged, right!"

"Brother Lu is really not a good person, hahaha, in order to win, he also fights!"

"He's a typical loser, and he wants to jump off the wall in a hurry!" (covering his face and crying, jpg)"

"The point is, Brother Lu also said, you have won so many times, what's wrong with me...... Listen, listen, what a shameless, let a five-year-old child, let him!"

"Tong Tong: Oh, look at my strong father in this life!"

"In other words, Brother Lu and Tong Tong's way of getting along is really not like a father and daughter at all, just like two good friends, the boat of friendship will overturn!"

"That's right, this is like a father and daughter, it's so interesting, this kind of getting along with each other, it's really love!"

“......"

Although it is said,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong, the boat of friendship between the two of them capsized at this time, and they were sulking at each other.

But

This way they get along,

It has really attracted the envy and longing of countless people.

Jokes are jokes,

In the world, how many fathers can be in this state of almost no generation gap with their children?

You can play together, you can laugh together, and you can have a little temper tantrum together......

In the eyes of many children,

Father is serious, like a mountain that does not smile,

In the presence of the father,

The child is timid and cautious......

The impression that the father gives to the child is also more accusatory and harsh.

A father like Lu Yu,

It really makes many fathers and sons discordant, and when they grow up, they are envious of their fathers.

Someone is having fun,

Someone is looking in the mirror,

Others, as if watching a science fiction movie.

I feel that Liu Cixin's "Three-Body Problem" is still too conservative......

Kyoto.

Inside a bachelor's apartment.

Guo Dalin looked at Lu Yu and Tong Tong in the picture, feeling their kind of family bond, feeling the kind of intimate friendship between father and child, but he was already in tears.

............

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