"Hahahaha, I really want Brother Lu to make a fortune laughing, even if you say sorry, you have to trick Tong Tong!"
"Tong Tong: Today is another day to eat a trench and grow a wisdom, it's good!(smile, jpg)"
"Now I finally know why Tong Tong is such a little villain, he learned it from her father, Brother Lu is really bad!"
"That's it, say I'm sorry, I can play flowers, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm always okay, this tone, it's very angry when I hear it!"
"Hahaha, that's right, no sincerity at all!"
"Learned, next time my girlfriend asks me to apologize, I'll say the same too!"
"Cow Beer, then I wish you a happy breakup in advance!"
“......"
Looking at the picture,
Lu Yu and Tong Tong were arguing there,
can make the audience in the live broadcast room laugh miserably again.
Especially Lu Yu's appearance,
Don't say that Tong Tong jumped angrily after seeing it,
Even after watching it, the audience couldn't wait to rush to the other end of the screen to give Lu Yu two punches to the head!
How can you bully a child like this,
It's really not like a dad at all,
On the contrary, it looks like a big bad wolf that came out of a fairy tale book!
In the laughter of the audience,
Lu Yu was also forced by Tong Tong again, and said sorry again,
Hearing Dad's sorry this time,
Tong Tong is quite satisfied,
So I generously forgave my father!
The boat of friendship has finally flipped back out of the water.
"Ha Dance—"
At this time, Tong Tong suddenly yawned, rubbed his eyes and said,
"Dad, now?"
"I'm a little sleepy......"
"Why don't you take me to sleep?"
At this time, it is indeed not early,
It's already nine forty,
If it's usually when the child's mother is at home,
Before half past nine, the child will be called to lie down on the bed.
But
Isn't this the absence of Tong Tong's mother?
Lu Yu smiled and instigated, "I don't have to go to school tomorrow, what are you doing sleeping so early, continue to be hi!"
"Hi 11 doesn't move, dad ......"
Tong Tong yawned again,
"And didn't you promise me that tomorrow on Children's Day, you would take me to the aquarium first, and then to the playground?"
"If I don't go to bed early today, I'll be out of energy tomorrow. "
Yoh?
Brother Lu is going to take Tong Tong tomorrow to the aquarium and playground?
This news,
Let many viewers in the live broadcast room shine!
"When did it happen, did I miss it, why didn't I know that Brother Lu promised Tong Tong about this?"
"Hehehe, Brother Lu's character, don't you know it?"
"As long as Tong Tong mentions it casually, Brother Lu is estimated to agree in seconds, and he will not be like Chen Aijun, after thinking about it, and then agreeing after a profound education, after finishing things, after agreeing, he will put it forward again and again, so that the child can thank him......"
"That's right, I guess the camera wasn't here at the time. "
"Hahaha, I'll go to the aquarium and playground tomorrow, that's so interesting, presumably, Brother Lu will change the law again!"
"It just so happens that Chen Aijun will also take Tian Tian to the playground tomorrow, I want to see who can have more fun with Tong Tong and Tian Tian!"
"Well, this kind of thing, do you still need to look at it, your toes can give the answer!"
“......"
"That's right!"
"If you don't go to bed early, you won't be able to have fun tomorrow if you don't have the energy!"
Hearing the words of Tong Tong,
Lu Yu also nodded and agreed,
"Okay then, then you can wash and sleep, oh yes, you took a shower in the afternoon, then go straight to sleep!"
"Dad, don't you have to brush your teeth?"
"No, no, no!"
"Your mom isn't at home again, just get up in the morning and brush it once!"
Lu Yu said,
Directly pulled Tong Tong to the bedroom.
"Dad, if you don't brush your teeth, what about your feet?"
"Shall I ...... Let's go and wash my feet again, my mother said that you can't go to bed without washing your feet......"
Come to the bedside,
Tong Tong began to hesitate again.
"That's me, I can't go to bed after washing my feet!"
"You just took a shower in the afternoon, and the children's feet don't stink!"
"Really?"
Tong Tong took off his socks and sniffed his little feet, hey, it really doesn't stink!
thereupon
Tong Tong jumped into bed with confidence and boldness.
But
Soon Tong Tong said again,
"Dad, can you pour me a glass of water?"
"Drink water, okay, you wait!"
soon
Lu Yu came in with a glass of water,
Tong Tong drank most of the cup in one go.
After drinking,
Tong Tong thought about it again,
"Dad, I want to go to the toilet first......"
"Okay, let's go, let's go!"
When the child comes back from the toilet,
Jumped on the bed again and asked expectantly,
"Dad, can you tell me a bedtime story?"
"My ancestor, you lie down first, let's sleep, why do you have so many things!"
Lu Yu quickly changed into pajamas for Tong Tong,
Carrying a chick,
Stuffed her straight into the bed.
"Hahahaha, this is really too true, children always have a lot of things to say before they go to bed!"
"I'm laughing to death, you look at Tong Tong's resentful little appearance, it's so cute!"
"Brother Lu has good arm strength, so he stuffed it directly!"
"Mom is not at home, Tong Tong doesn't need to brush his teeth at night, and he doesn't need to wash his feet, Brother Lu, this father, is really how to save trouble and how to come!"
"Dad with children, isn't it all like this, Buddha with a baby, just live!" (dog head, jpg)"
“......"
In the laughter of the audience,
Tong Tong finally lay down honestly and prepared to sleep,
But listening to the story,
She didn't forget,
looked at Lu Yu with blank eyes.
Lu Yu was helpless, so he had to lie next to him and began to think about what story to tell his daughter.
What's the best story to tell?
When I came back from dinner, the story of the old monk traveling to the west had already been told......
oh
That's right!
Lu Yu's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Okay, then Daddy will tell you a story!"
"The story of a super invincible handsome guy!"
"The story of a super invincible handsome guy?"
As soon as I heard this strange name,
Tong Tong immediately became interested, quickly lay down obediently, closed his eyes and listened.
Even the audience in the live broadcast room,
They were all happy, pricking up their ears and listening along.
Everyone is curious,
Lu Yu, an unreliable father, can tell a good story in his mouth.
Lu Yu began to speak.
"It is said that there was a super invincible handsome guy in the past, he, because he is too handsome, handsome, and very talented, so there are many, many beautiful women who like him and want to make friends with him!"
"However, this super invincible handsome guy, he is a very clean person......"
"Dad, what do you mean by being clean?"
"Well, what it means to be clean is ...... It's like my father, when I see a beautiful woman on the road, I don't take another look!"
"Oh, I see, just stare at it all the time, don't you?" (Read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
"Tong Tong, do you still want to listen!"
Lu Yu straightened his face.
"Listen, I want to listen!"
Tong Tong hurriedly softened.
"Hahahaha, Tong Tong's brain is spinning so fast, if you don't take a second look, don't you just take a look, and then keep staring!"
"Really, don't take a second look!"
"Knowing the son is more than the father, knowing the father is more than the daughter, haha!"
"Tong Tong is the truth!"
"Bah, you are a thief, and you dare to say that you are clean, you can pull it down!"
"That's it, go out for a meal, and add a slight heart to the beautiful mother!"
“......"
In the live broadcast room, there was a sudden sound of disdain.
For Lu Yu's self-remarks, everyone unanimously chose to despise it.
Lu Yu continued to talk about it.
"Because, this super invincible handsome guy, he is a clean and self-conscious person, so he doesn't want to make friends with those beauties. "
"But alas, he is so handsome and handsome, every time those beauties see him, they will take the initiative to chase him!"
"And so, one day ......"
"Just as this super invincible handsome guy was walking on the road, a large group of beauties saw him, and then chased him wildly!"
"After the super invincible handsome guy saw it, he hurriedly ran and ran, ran and ran!"
"The beauties are chasing and chasing!"
"Super invincible handsome guy is running ahead!"
"Look, I'm about to catch up with myself......"
"At this time, the super invincible handsome guy, suddenly saw a pigsty next to it, which is the place where pigs are raised, without saying a word, this super invincible handsome guy jumped into the pigsty and hid!"
"In this way, I finally escaped the pursuit of this group of beauties!"
"Seeing that the beauties are all gone, the super invincible handsome guy, he dared to come out of the pigsty, but before he could stand up, a policeman happened to see him. "
"The police thought that this super invincible handsome guy was a thief, so they came to him and asked him-"
"Hey, what are you doing in the pigsty?"
"Do you know what the super invincible handsome guy said?"
Speaking of which,
Lu Yu asked Tong Tong.
Tong Tong shook his head,
"What do you say, Dad?"
Lu Yu smiled, looked at Tong Tong, and then at the camera brother who was listening attentively, and then glanced at the camera again, and then said with a wicked smile,
"Hey, hey, the super invincible handsome guy said, I'm here, telling stories to pigs!"
"Hahahaha, he's so funny, he actually said that he was telling a story to pigs, hahaha...... Hiccup?"
Hearing this interesting answer,
Tong Tong's first reaction was to immediately laugh.
But
Laughing and laughing,
Suddenly I felt that something was wrong,
What about telling a story to a pig?
Wait a minute......
What about telling stories to pigs?!!
The next second,
The smirking Tong Tong reacted at this time, the laughter stopped abruptly, and his little face was full of doubt,
"Dad, you're saying I'm a pig, right?!"
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, Tong Tong's reaction is really fast, he figured it out so quickly, Brother Lu is talking about her!"
"Wori, upstairs, you're not as good as a child on a horse!" (covering your face and crying, jpg)"
"Damn, those of us who listen to the story have all been scolded by Brother Lu!"
"Careless, I forgot to flash!!"
"I'm stepping on a horse, no wonder this old pit compares, before saying the last sentence just now, he smiled at the camera, this is to include us!"
"Brother Lu, he's really, I'm crying to death, he's really careful, Tong Tong, the camera brother, and everyone in the live broadcast room, he hasn't let go of any of them!"
"It's true, I said why did he suddenly glance at us...... This old pit is a real pit!"
"I knew that he couldn't tell a good story about 983!"
"Laughing to death, so, in the story, that clean-minded, super invincible handsome guy, he is praising himself!!"
"Good guy, a story has pitted everyone, but he praised himself!" (covering his face and crying, jpg)"
"Tong Tong is so difficult, before going to bed, I have to be tricked!"
“......"
In the live broadcast room,
After reacting, the audience couldn't cry or laugh.
Live so big,
I've never seen such a pit!
And
If you pit your daughter, forget it,
Why did you put us all in the trap together!
Especially when I think about it,
Lu Yu deliberately glanced at the camera just now,
Even more hated everyone, gritting their teeth.
"Bah, you're a pig!"
"You bad Lu Yu, what a bad guy!"
This side of the studio hall,
Su Xue rolled her eyes amused and angrily.
beside
Teacher He also shook his head helplessly.
Curiosity kills cats,
If you knew it, you wouldn't have listened,
Should have thought of it a long time ago,
Lu Yu, this guy, can't say anything good in his mouth......
Teacher He secretly swore in his heart,
In the future, Lu Yu will tell the story again,
He's determined to plug his ears!
Experts.
The faces of the three experts were also wonderful.
One by one, as if they had eaten flies,
Not to mention how uncomfortable it is.
On the contrary, it was the chief director Zhang Wenjun who happily said that he had learned a trick from Lu Yu, a kid, and when he got home, it was not bad to use it to tease his own children!
That's it
In the laughter and complaining of everyone,
Lu Yu and Tong Tong's shooting today,
It's finally come to an end.
As Lu Yu and Tong Tong waved goodbye,
In the live broadcast room,
A large number of spectators are also leaving,
More than 26 million people, in the blink of an eye, more than half of them have left, and the number of people continues to decline sharply.
And at the same time,
As soon as the camera turned,
also switched to the post-80s father, Chen Aijun and Tian Tian again.
The final shot is underway.
Coincidentally,
At that time, Chen Aijun,
is also coaxing his daughter to sleep,
In giving sweetness,
Bedtime stories are told.
Some viewers who haven't had time to leave can't help but be curious again, patient, and ready to listen to what kind of story Chen Aijun can tell his daughter.
............
[Thank you for the support of the monthly pass of the angry boss, thank you!]
[Thank you also for the flowers and evaluation votes of the readers, the little brother is very grateful].
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