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Chapter 164 I have a showdown to organize the outline
When Lin Yu said the word robbery, the room instantly became silent, although there was not much noise in the first place.
Because there were only Lin Yu's table of guests in the room, and it was already midnight, so how could there be so many guests.
Hearing Lin Yu say the word robbery, the boss sitting at the counter was still a little drowsy, but he immediately became energetic when he heard Lin Yu shout these two words.
"Who, who, who robbed?" He was stuttering for a moment, but after saying this, he knew that he had said something stupid, and turned to look at where Lin Yu and others were sitting.
"Good boy, you guys are going to rob me, right? Just wait for me." As he spoke, the boss turned around and walked into the kitchen. When he came out again, he already had a kitchen knife in his hand.
The boss stood by the counter holding a kitchen knife and said aggressively: "Let's see who dares to rob!" As he spoke, he directly inserted the kitchen knife in his hand on the table.
Seeing the boss's attitude, Liu Tian swallowed subconsciously. This was not the first time they had robbed someone.
But this time the boss seems to be a little, how should I put it, extra impulsive!
Lin Yu stood up slowly, picked up the gun from the table, turned around and looked at the boss. Then he slapped the gun on the table: "I'm going to rob. What's going on? Do you have any opinions?"
Looking at Lin Yu's pistol on the table, the boss wiped the sweat from his head and said confidently: "Of course I have no objection, you can take whatever you like!"
While speaking, he extended his hand to signal, which seemed very grand.
"No objection? No objection. The voice was so loud, it shocked me." Lin Yu looked at the boss opposite with a smile on his face.
The boss's face was immediately full of smiles, and he said very calmly: "Anyway, you are a guest, and you just said you wanted to rob. I was afraid that you couldn't hear me, so I made my voice a little louder."
"Oh~ that's what happened!" Lin Yu showed an expression that seemed to understand, but it was hard to tell what he was thinking.
He looked at the boss and smiled again: "I heard the boss say just now that you can take whatever you want in this store, right? It's grand!"
"Hey, it's your praise. We are all children of the world. It is inevitable that there will be times when we are in trouble. Just tell me how much you want. I may not have more brothers, but I will try my best to help you." The boss also made a generous appearance.
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If they weren't worthy of the current scene, just listening to their conversation, people who didn't know better would have thought that these two were very close brothers.
"Sure enough, I knew that I picked your store out of so many stores at a glance. Sure enough, my vision was right. The boss is really a generous person." Lin Yu also cooperated with him and continued.
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As soon as he heard this, the boss suddenly felt a bit bitter in his mouth and felt that he couldn't go on. Who begged you to choose my store at a glance among so many stores? Did I beg you to come?
?I wonder if you like my shop? You know I am a big-hearted person, so you come to bully me.
Good guys, you guys specialize in bullying honest people. But the boss only dares to think about this in his heart, and he would never dare to say it out loud.
After all, Lin Yu's gun was still on the table. Even if he didn't wink, he wouldn't dare to provoke him at this time. People who can rob with guns in the Dragon Kingdom are extraordinary.
Anyway, this boss is very self-aware and knows that he cannot afford to offend such a person.
"Let's open the skylight and talk openly. Do you want money? If you want money, take it. There isn't much money in the store now. I guess a big business person like you won't like this kind of entertainment.
"The boss pretended to be generous, but in fact he said this with great pain.
"Okay, the boss is also a person who understands current affairs. If you want to say so, then just give me all the money in the store. You said I am a businessman. As a businessman, I have to earn both big and small money." Lin
Yu just followed what the boss said.
Of course he could hear the sarcasm in the boss's words, but he didn't care.
Sure enough, the boss showed a somewhat distressed expression. He turned around and walked back to the counter, poured all the money from the money box on the counter onto the table, then sorted it out one by one and put it on the table.
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"Brother, I'm really sorry. The money is indeed a little short. But it's really late now, and I can't go to the bank to withdraw money for you. You can just make ends meet." Until this time,
When the boss was talking, he also wanted to squeeze Lin Yu.
Because although the money was indeed not much, it was definitely taken out of his pocket. He would definitely not be willing to give it to others just like that.
But he can't beat him, he can only live with his mouth. Looking at Lin Yu like this, he probably won't do anything to him just because he is happy with his mouth. He hasn't reached the point of being crazy, so he speaks unscrupulously.
Quite a bit.
Lin Yu smiled and said: "Well, since you are so embarrassed, we actually also support online transfers. In fact, we didn't intend to let you transfer money online before, but you are really too enthusiastic, and I am embarrassed.
decline."
Listening to Lin Yu's words, the boss's face turned pale at first, and then turned livid. He didn't expect that just because of his words, he would lose more money.
He hesitated for a moment, and finally said in a low voice: "Brother, I won't pretend anymore, please let me go. I really don't have any money. I was wrong."
Lin Lingling, who was sitting at the table, burst into laughter and made her boss blush.
"Hahaha, this boss is really amusing me to death. The effect of their robbery variety show is simply amazing. I think this is the first one in the world. The two of them acted like they were sworn sworn brothers. I
I can guarantee that this boss has read too many martial arts novels."
"The boss thought to himself: I was just pretending, why did you expose me? I started laughing when Lin Yu first said the robbery, but I didn't expect that the subsequent development would be so fun. This boss also seems to be a wonderful person.
ah."
"When he stormed into the kitchen aggressively and took out a kitchen knife, I was a little scared. I felt that this man was a bit tough. But his subsequent performance, wow, it was really difficult to see at a glance. Men, you have to be tough to the end."
"I originally thought he was a big boss hiding in the market, but in the end I found out he was a fool. I stopped pretending, I showed my cards, I am a fool."
On the Internet, there is no malicious intention towards this conversation between the two. Most people are making fun of it. After all, the conversation between the two really has a variety show effect.
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