Entertainment: Start as a Mushroom House Host

on the stage.
The staff moved a table.
Guo Qilin, Wang Sicong, and the two came to the stage, facing the audience.
“Good evening, everybody.”
“Hello, audience friends.”
“I just listened to the rock music of the two of them, and now everyone’s blood is boiling. Next, I’ll come and cheer you up!”
“Hey, let’s talk about a cross talk.”
A very simple and common opening.
Each of them said a sentence, which quickly attracted the audience’s attention.
“Next, let me introduce to you the person next to me, my partner, a friend I just met, Lao Wang, Wang…”
While talking, Guo Qilin suddenly took out a green onion from behind.
Then directly tore it in half.
The audience didn’t realize it at first, and they were stunned for a moment, when they thought that the homonym of Wang Sicong’s name was “tearing onion”.
The audience suddenly burst into laughter.
“Ouch, this self-introduction!”
“Wang Sicong, tear the onion! I haven’t reacted yet!”
“Hahahahaha!”
Wang Sicong’s face darkened.
“It’s just my name, and you just tore it apart?”
Guo Qilin smiled and said: “No, I just pulled out the props from the ground, haven’t we two eaten yet, half of each, we will go back and eat with sauce later!”
Wang Sicong took it with a dark face, “I will share half of Teacher Huang’s secret sauce!”
“Don’t worry, I can’t do without you.”
“Pfft ha ha ha ha!”
There was another burst of laughter from the audience.
“Okay, just kidding, the one next to me is Wang Sicong.”
Wang Sicong nodded: “Oh, I’m not wrong this time.”
“Lao Wang came to the show yesterday. We just met each other not long ago, and then we heard that there will be a show tonight. We are a pair.”
“Yes, the two of us formed a team.”
“However, although we haven’t known each other for too long, I fell in love with you at first sight, Lao Wang. I can’t help myself!””Hey, what are you talking about, we are normal!”
Wang Sicong’s face changed, and he took a step back and made a frightened gesture.
There was another burst of laughter.
Guo Qilin approached with a smile: “Old Wang, don’t be afraid, I’m normal too, why don’t you come here~~”
“You’re messing with me. The more I look at it, the more wrong I am!”
“You come~~”
As he spoke, he also made an extremely enchanting gesture.
Immediately, everyone burst into laughter again.
Instead, the two recovered.
Guo Qilin said: “In short, although Lao Wang and I haven’t known each other for a long time, we have a very good relationship. It always makes me feel like I hate seeing each other later.”
“Yes, we get along very well.”
“This reminds me of a sentence.”
“Oh? What are you talking about?”
Guo Qilin pointed at him: “As the saying goes, a chicken is rare in life.”
“Puff!!”
At this moment, the photographer who was carrying the camera couldn’t help laughing, and the lens shook accordingly.
Wang Sicong quickly corrected him.
“What a chicken is called a confidant!”
“Oh yes, a bosom friend.”
“All in all, my relationship with Lao Wang is very good.”
“How good is it?”
Guo Qilin paused and said, “His friend is my friend, his parents are my parents, his brother is my brother…”
Wang Sicong nodded in agreement.
“We two really met each other late, and we have a very good relationship.”
However, Guo Qilin didn’t stop. He only heard him continue: “His girlfriend is my girlfriend!”
Wang Sicong was taken aback for a moment, then stretched out his hand to say goodbye to him.
“Is this still taking advantage of me?”
“Pfft ha ha ha ha!”
The audience burst into laughter.
“Oh, these two are so interesting!”
“Wang Sicong’s girlfriend, Dalin, you are enjoying yourself!”
“Hug left and right, I’m afraid you won’t be able to take care of me alone!”
“Don’t tell me, just now I was worried that Wang Sicong would not be able to adapt to cross talk performances. The performance must be poor. I didn’t expect the two to cooperate so well.”
“Just these two times, my stomach hurts from laughing!”
There was joy in the live broadcast room.
Wang Sicong said: “Okay, my introduction is almost done, let me introduce yourself to everyone.”
“I still need an introduction? No one here doesn’t know me.”
“Call!”
The voices of the audience came from the audience.
Guo Qilin was full of embarrassment.
“However, today, besides my identity as the handsome and unrestrained Yushuling, the suave and suave Mr. Deyun, I want to quietly tell everyone about my other identity.”
“Another identity? What other identity do you have?”
Wang Sicong asked.
“Actually, I’m still a…”
Guo Qilin took a step forward, pulled his waistband, and raised it indecently: “Actually, I’m still a writer.”
“Hey, can you see it?”
“Pfft ha ha ha ha!”
An audience member who was closer to the audience suddenly burst out laughing.
Wang Sicong said: “You said that you are a writer. Why are you pulling up your pants? I didn’t see that writer is your style. You call yourself a writer!”
“Old Wang criticized me again.”
Guo Qilin smiled and said: “Old Wang is famous in the entertainment industry, everyone must know that Ji Jianwei in the entertainment industry is fine to find fault with others.”
“If you’re wrong, you have to say it.”
“At the same time, Lao Wang is one of the rich second generations in our Xia Kingdom. He is very rich and fashionable. He is always at the forefront of trends. He changes his girlfriend every day. He is known as the flowing Internet celebrity and the iron temple. Cong!”
The audience at the scene, including those who were watching the live broadcast, laughed out loud after hearing Guo Qilin’s words.
A flowing internet celebrity, an iron-clad temple cong!
Thinking about it, that’s not the case.
Until now, he probably couldn’t even count the number of girlfriends he had changed.
When Wang Sicong heard this, his face darkened.
“Why are you getting involved in me again?”
Guo Qilin continued: “Change the topic, change the topic, what did you say just now? Yes, Lao Wang is very fashionable and will always be at the forefront of trends.”
“For example, the meager ones that everyone uses are very popular now. In fact, not many people used them when they first came out. It was Lao Wang who made us popular.”
Wang Sicong nodded: “Yes, I am among the first batch of users.”
“At that time, we didn’t know how to use Weibo or what its specific functions were. At this time, Lao Wang told us through his personal experience that Weibo is really very convenient and very conducive to our communication with each other.”
Guo Qilin said: “On that time, he went out to play with a few friends. He had a penny in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth. He was just about to find a lighter, but when he turned around, he found that the lighter he had just put on the table was gone. Yes, this is a limited edition.”
“Friends prefer to joke around.” Wang Sicong said.
“Old Wang was not angry at the time. In fact, he guessed who it was in his heart, but he thought the other party would take the initiative to give it to him, so he sent a meager message.”
“Just because I don’t say it doesn’t mean I don’t know.”
Wang Sicong said: “I hinted at them, but I don’t know what to say.”
“Not long after that, Lao Wang’s girlfriend sent him a message back—I’m sorry.”
After saying this, everyone was stunned for a moment.
Then he burst out laughing.
“Pfft ha ha ha!”
“No, my stomach hurts from laughing!”
“Sorry?”
“And what shocking secret has been discovered!”
Wang Sicong pouted:”Okay, I can change my girlfriend again.”.