Entertainment: Start Awakening 99 Grandmaster Skills

“Someone trapped in Stonehenge? Is it someone from the village? ”

Yang Fan’s brows frowned slightly, and he asked the big yellow dog.

“Wang, it’s not the villagers in the village, it’s the humans in the mushroom house opposite, the strangers who entered the village this afternoon.”

The big yellow dog barked loudly.

“Strangers in the mushroom house? Could it be the staff of the “Longing for Life” program group? ”

After the big yellow dog called like this, Yang Fan immediately guessed the identity of the visitor.

After confirming his identity again, Yang Fan stopped paying too much attention, casually sent the big yellow dog out, and then continued to write.

According to the consistent urine nature of variety shows, it is very likely that the staff of the program group or the host guest came to visit the door just now to pull relationships.

After knowing their intentions, Yang Fan stopped paying attention.

Although the village chief specially came to ask him to pay more attention to this “Longing for Life” program group, there was no need for him to visit the mushroom house.

The stone array outside the courtyard must have attracted the attention of the program group, such a magical formation, if the program group and the host did not come to find out, it would be too incompetent.

Since they would come to the door again sooner or later, there was no need for Yang Fan to deliberately go to the mushroom house to meet them.

Since he received the ultimate gift package from the system and became a unique super grandmaster, his heart has become indifferent and ethereal like those hermit masters.

Although the feng shui and vegetation of this courtyard have been transformed by Yang Fan, the decoration in this house is still slightly inadequate.

Therefore, Yang Fan wanted to personally draw a few landscape maps, write a few famous poems, and frame them and hang them on the wall, so that they would be more cultivated and more profound.

The great gift package given by the system contains the inheritance of the grandmaster of calligraphy and painting, so Yang Fan’s work is definitely the top heirloom in the world today.

Throwing out a pair of paintings and calligraphy casually will definitely cause those lovers of calligraphy and painting in the outside world to chase wildly.

Yang Fan was writing straight in the room, while the distressed He Jiong and Liu Xianhua were already paralyzed in the cornfield.

The two worked hard to pick more than ninety corns, but they did not have the strength to carry them back.

Just when the two looked frustrated, the sound of a tricycle engine reached their ears.

“Tricycle, tricycle, Teacher He, look quickly, there is a tricycle there, we have saved it.”

Liu Xianhua looked at the village name of a Heling village driving a tricycle on a narrow road, and suddenly burst into tears with excitement.

“Hurry up, let’s go find this fellow to borrow a tricycle.”

He Jiong also looked excited, and quickly urged Liu Xianhua to run to the trail together and stopped the two dogs who were cycling.

“Hello fellow, we break corn here, but there is too much corn and too heavy, too far from the mushroom house, we can’t move.”

He Jiong said to Ergouzi with a look of anticipation: “We want to ask you for a favor and lend us your tricycle to use, is that okay?” ”

“When … Of course you can, you can use it, use it as you like! ”

Ergoko stammered.

He is a groupie, of course, he knows the famous host He Jiong in the country, and when he sees this big star standing in front of him, he wants to step forward to take a photo, and when the time comes, he will send a circle of friends to pretend.

But as soon as he moved this idea, before he put it into action, the stern warning of the village chief flashed in his mind, and he was immediately frightened to put away his careful thoughts, and pressed the desire for a group photo in his heart.

He pretended to be humble and lent his tricycle to He Jiong and Liu Xianhua.

With this tricycle that can transport and load corn, He Jiong and Liu Xianhua were so happy that they couldn’t wait to pour all the corn in the back basket into the car.

Then Liu Xianhua sat directly in the front driver’s seat, turned his head to He Jiong and said, “Teacher He, get in the car, I’ll drive you back.” ”

“Dahua, can you drive?”

Although He Jiong was very skeptical of Liu Xianhua’s driving skills, he was now tired and hungry, his feet were weak, and finally he could only choose to trust Liu Xianhua and sit behind the carriage of the tricycle.

“Teacher He, don’t worry, I’m a real old driver, absolutely no problem!”

Liu Xianhua patted his chest hard and boasted.

“Ouch, slow down, slow down! Help me! ”

After the tricycle started, not long after, He Jiong’s screams were heard in the field.

What kind of old driver is Liu Xianhua, simply more terrifying than the female driver, driving a tricycle all the way crookedly, almost falling into the ditch several times, but He Jiong was scared enough.

But they had good luck today, and although the process was difficult and painful, they finally drove the tricycle outside the door of the mushroom house without risk.

“Dahua, from tonight, you are not allowed to touch this tricycle again, do you hear?”

He Jiongyi said to Liu Xianhua solemnly.

“Why? Isn’t my driving skills very good? Do you see that we didn’t bring the corn back smoothly? ”

Liu Xianhua touched the back of his head and said with a blank look.

“Why? What level are you yourself, don’t you have a point in your own heart? It’s already lucky that I didn’t drive into the ditch today, do I have to do it again tomorrow? ”

He Jiong mercilessly rebuked Liu Xianhua.

Why is he so stupid and naïve, he actually believes that Liu Xianhua is a skilled old driver.

He is an old driver, even a novice female driver is not comparable, sitting in someone else’s car costs money, riding in Liu Xianhua’s car will be fatal.

Who loves to sit whom, anyway, He Jiong swore in his heart that he would never ride Liu Xianhua’s tricycle again.

“Teacher Huang, we’re back!”

Liu Xianhua knew that he was at a loss, did not dare to argue anymore, quickly pushed open the wooden door and walked into the courtyard of the mushroom house, shouting to Huang Lei, who was already hungry and his chest was pressed against his back.

“My goodness, you have finally returned, and you are starving me to death.”

Huang Lei said weakly: “Without your corn, the director team refused to give me the pork belly in advance, and it was difficult for me to cook without rice.” ”

“Teacher Huang, don’t worry, we have enough corn.”

Liu Xianhua moved the corn on the tricycle into the yard and counted it, and then directly exchanged a pound of pork belly with the director team.

After changing the pork belly, there were still fifty corns left, and finally Huang Lei made his rogue trick and exchanged these fifty corns with the director team for a bottle of beer.

“Ah, cool, really refreshing!”

Huang Lei made a large bowl of fried sauce noodles, poured a cup of beer with He Jiong and Liu Xianhua, took a big sip in his mouth, and then called out beautifully.

“For this stutter, a bite to drink, but it wears us out.”

Huang Lei sighed.

“But no, for this bowl of fried sauce noodles, we are tired today.”

He Jiong and Liu Xianhua nodded one after another, full of emotion.

“Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and eat noodles, clip it yourself, you’re welcome!”

Huang Lei took the lead in clamping a piece of chopsticks and noodles into his bowl, poured the miscellaneous sauce that had just been made with pork belly, and ate it beautifully.

“Incense, real fragrance, the food exchanged for labor is incense.”

He Jiong and Liu Xianhua also gulped down fried sauce noodles, only thinking that this was the best food in the world.

“Well, what smells so good?”

Just when Huang Lei and the three gobbled up miscellaneous sauce noodles, a tempting smell of people’s tongues penetrated into the noses of the three people, making them stop eating noodles.

“It’s so fragrant, it’s such a delicious smell, where does this fragrance come from?”

Not only the three hosts Huang Lei and He Jiong smelled the fragrance, but even the staff of the director team were all hooked by this fragrance and reveled in the fragrance.

They didn’t know that this was Yang Fan cooking dinner.

The dishes made by a master chef will of course be fragrant for ten miles and arouse everyone’s appetite.

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