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Chapter 113 Zhang Zian and Dalinzi cooperate in cross talk (4th update, please subscribe)

“Teacher Sha Yi, do you still remember grudges?”

Da Linzi is so helpless. He can only repay the debt owed by his father.”

“Of course, I am quite vindictive, but after today we are evenly matched.”

Sha Yi finished speaking and looked at Zhang Zian,”Zhang Zian, it’s okay if you don’t tell ghost stories. Otherwise, Dalinzi will be frightened and he really won’t be able to explain to his father Hou Zhen. How about you tell a cross talk? I see that you cooperate well with Xiao Yue in the trio. Why don’t you do a section with Dalinzi? Any section will do.”

“Zhang Zian, you are a guest. Teachers Lao Sha and Tao Hong are the biggest today, please satisfy them.”

Huang Lei shouted

“Yes, hurry up, you see these people are all sick, you can relieve their boredom.”

He Jiong echoed

“Zhang Zian, what about you, hurry up! Mr. Zhou was very rude and kicked Zhang Zian. Then he said to Zhao Xiaogu:”Hurry up and persuade your husband. Everyone is waiting.””

“Husband, why don’t you say something?”

Zhao Xiaogu now has full confidence in her husband and trusts him unconditionally.

Crosstalk is also a literary and artistic job. My husband can master movies, songs, and scripts. Crosstalk that belongs to the literary and artistic genre is definitely not a problem.

“Okay, let’s say a paragraph.”

Zhang Zian lazily stood up from the rocking chair.

Zhao Xiaogu immediately clapped, Pengpeng, Zhang Zifeng, and Zhang Jingyi also started to applaud.

As for Huang Lei and the others, they were laughing and waiting to have fun.

“Dalinzi, let’s take a ride.”

Zhang Zian looked at Dalinzi

“Okay, how about we do something simpler and I can praise you, do you think so?”

“Are you kidding me?”

“That’s for sure, they are a couple.”

“Okay, then I’ll take it as a joke”

“What work are you talking about, Teacher Zhang? You are not in our field, do you want me to help you choose one?”

“No, you will know after listening to it.”

After Zhang Zian finished speaking, he pointed at Pengpeng and asked him to bring a table over.

Pengpeng was very active and immediately went to get a table.

After the table came over, Zhang Zian and Dalinzi walked over and stood at the table. In front, facing Zhao Xiaogu, Huang Lei, Mr. Zhou, Sha Yi and Peng Peng.

“Teacher Zhang, have you started?”

“What’s the rush? There’s phlegm in my throat. I have to cough it out first.”(Cough cough cough, coughing for seven or eight seconds)

“Teacher Zhang, you can’t do this. Go to the hospital quickly. I’m afraid you’ll fall here.”

“Guo Dalin, what do you say? Curse me? I just got married this year. I have seven beautiful aunts who are as beautiful as flowers. It’s not like anything could happen this year. I haven’t consummated the marriage with them yet.”

“Seven, then you should take it easy, you must not be sucked into a human being.”

“Without further ado, we are almost done with the warm-up, look at that guy’s wig falling off with laughter, the Mediterranean Sea has revealed its true form, let’s get down to business now.”(Pointing to Sha Yi’s hair)

Before he got to the point, the”audience” laughed and looked at Sha Yi.

Sha Yi’s face turned red because he was really wearing a wig. He was originally laughing. No, after I showed him the close-up, he couldn’t laugh anymore and his face turned red with shame.

“You made a mistake. That is Teacher Sha Yi. Teacher Sha Yi is not bald yet.”

“Ah, it turns out I was wrong.”

“Teacher Zhang, I asked you, can you stop chatting and get to the point?”

“It’s time to get to the point, but before I get to the point, I still have something to say to that teacher Sha Yi, so that he can become bald later.”

“You’ve gone off topic again, but it’s not too late. Tell me, what advice do you want to give him?”

“Teacher Sha, seven words: eat more, watch more, shoot less……”

“Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Pay attention to the impact”

“I have forgotten what I said. Let’s get to the point. Crosstalk is a language art.”

“Yes, that’s what happened”

“What a crosstalk actor pays attention to is learning how to laugh and sing, this crosstalk actor! Best at telling long jokes, short jokes, wisecracks, whatever.”

“This is the basic skill of a crosstalk actor.”

“Crosstalk actors must be smart. When an idea comes to you, you will speak it right away through your mouth.”

“That’s for sure. If you don’t have the ability, you won’t be able to eat this bowl of rice.”

“Be sharp with your words”

“yes”

“Like you, Dalinzi”

“That’s for sure, I’m going to eat this bowl of rice”

“There’s no point in talking nonsense, practice brings out the truth, let me test you, let’s talk about it anyway”

“What’s the point anyway?”

“What I’m saying is, if you turn this sentence over and say it again, if you can say it clearly, you will be able to serve this bowl of rice solidly.”

“Let’s get started”

“my forehead”

“I have no brain”

“my eyes”

“I have pig eyes, this is outrageous”

“my nose”

“Am I autistic? When did I get autism? Teacher Zhang, you are so abusive.”

“The bridge of my nose”

“I measure my nose. I am sick. Why should I measure it? Are you teasing me?”

“I have teeth in my mouth”

“I have a mouth in my teeth, Teacher Zhang, this is outrageous, I have become a monster now.”

“Then let’s change it to another one, Journey to the West, do you know?”

“That’s for sure, one of the four great classics”

“I am Tang Sanzang”

“We Zang Three Tang Dynasties”

“I’m Zhu Bajie”

“I quit Piggy”

“My peony flower”

“I flower peony”

“I am jasmine”

“I flower jasmine”

“My dog tail flower”

“I am a flower-tailed dog, Teacher Zhang. I was deceived by you. What nonsense did you say? You just scolded me on purpose.~”

“Look at this fool, he just reacted.”

(Both bow)

……

���Husband, you are amazing.”

After Zhang Zian and Dalinzi finished, Zhao Xiaogu clapped hard. He was very excited and was completely taken in. It was as if he was really listening to the cross talk at a special cross talk show. The effect was explosive.

“Dalinzi, are you satisfied with being my compliment? Zhang

Zian smiled and said

“Teacher Zhang, I will no longer be your compliment. If you get the chance, just scold me. I don’t want to be a dog with a tail.”

Da Linzi shook his head.

Everyone was entertained.

“Zhang Zian, you have a few tricks up your sleeve. It’s really exciting to hear. How about another one?”

Sha Yi’s intention is still unfinished.

“Sha Yi, dinner is about to be cooked, how about you take over for Zhang Zian? If you are on his behalf, let him say another one.”

Huang Lei Road

“Forget it, I don’t know how to cook. I’ve had a lot of fun today. Zhang Zian, you’re really awesome. You can also say in cross talk, the typhoon is too stable. I’ve seen this episode between Lao Guo and Yu Gan. You guys are so good today. performance, 837 is not weaker than them. Sha

Yi said.

His words were recognized by Master Tao Hongzhou. Peng Peng, Zhang Zifeng and Zhang Jingyi also nodded repeatedly, obviously they all listened to it.

“Everyone has heard this, so come here first. I will arrange for two people to help Zhang Zian. Peng Peng, Lao Sha, you go and help Zhang Zian. Today he is in charge.”

Huang Lei pointed out that Peng Peng and Sha Yi

“I also went to help my husband.”

Zhao Xiaogu immediately followed Zhang Zian

……

Zhang Zian’s cooking skills have reached the point where he has returned to his original nature. Whenever the ingredients are in his hands, he will get the”optimal solution”. After more than an hour, a sumptuous dinner will be prepared.

“Dear teachers, before we start the meal, I have to remind you that your living expenses are not much, only 340. If you continue to adjust according to this standard, it will not be enough soon. The pomelo picked today cannot be picked again tomorrow. If you need living expenses, Tomorrow we can only pick bananas, which is very dangerous. You must negotiate among yourselves.”

The director said

“Husband, are the bananas ripe now?”

Zhao Xiaogu said doubtfully.

“The director said it should have been planted from June to August last summer. If it was planted last year, it would have matured from September to October this year.”

Zhang Zian popular science.

Live broadcast room

“Damn it, how does Butcher Zhang know so much? I’m also confused. How could it be ripe at this time? It turns out that the planting time is different.”

“Hey, hey, Mr. Zhang is really a master of life. He knows so much.”

“Zhang Zian doesn’t know much about science, so I can’t even understand him. Hey, this guy has really rich life experience.”

…….

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