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Chapter 145: My husband and I team up to talk cross talk (1st update, please subscribe)

The last group of Deyun Douxiao Club’s resident MCs is about to take the stage.

It is Luan Yunping and monk Jiuxi.

Xiaoyue came on stage:”Next, please enjoy a cross talk, performed by Luan Yunping.”

Dalinzi:”Performed by Shang Jiuxi.”

Backstage

“Teacher Zhang, Luan Yunping and Shang Jiuxi are teasing. I am a little worried about this pairing.”

Guo Degang is very confident about the previous groups, but for this group, once the focus of Butler Deyun has shifted, and he does less work, he is definitely not as good as his junior brother who often does it. The same is true for cross talk, practice makes perfect, and failure to improve will lead to failure. Retreat, no one is an exception, of course the kind of people with super talents are not included in this.

Furthermore, Shang Jiuxi and Guo Degang’s nephews are the kind of cross talk actors whose performance is not stable. When they are in good condition, they perform well. , when the state is bad, it is terrible.

In a word, the lower limit of the performance effect is relatively low.

Now that the two of them are working together, Lao Guo is a little worried.

“Let’s go, there’s no point in worrying.”

Zhang Zian persuaded with a smile.

The most important thing about cross talk is”enlightenment”. Once the brain is enlightened, you can do anything. Xiaoyue is like this.

This is why when he appears, The scene can boil over in an instant. If you just think he is a star, your understanding is too superficial.

Of course, no one can say whether he can suddenly have an epiphany like Xiaoyue.

…… stage.

Luan Yunping: I think something is wrong with you. What’s wrong? You haven’t even competed yet and you’re giving in?

Shang Jiuxi: You 853 are so funny. Don’t you understand? We are just making up the numbers, so don’t think about it first.

Luan Yunping: Why don’t you think about it? You don’t want to win the championship, but I still want to.

Shang Jiuxi: You are so interesting. Look at us? Like taking first place?

Luan Yunping: You are so sad.

Shang Jiuxi: Nonsense, my last name is Shang, how can I not be mourned?”

The audience was happy. The first homophonic joke was finally started.

But only the first one was shaken, and then it was flat. From here it was flat to the end. Not only was it flat, but it also collapsed for a while. The scene The car accident was obviously unnecessary.

Luan Yunping, the chief steward of Deyun, was also sweating.

Shang Jiuxi was a little confused.

Backstage

“Teacher Zhang, hurry up and come to the rescue. It’s too tragic. This is completely broken. Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed today.”

Guo Degang looked at Zhang Zian and Reba who had already changed into robes.

Zhang Zian took Reba to the stage.

At this time, Xiaoyue and Dalinzi got on the stage first.

Xiaoyue:”I know everyone can’t wait. Okay, the guests on this flight are very interesting. Everyone knows them, the real golden boys and girls. However, I can’t guarantee how good the cross talk is. Here is the actor Zhang Zian who I would like to praise. Dalin

:”I’m the same as Xiaoyue. It has nothing to do with me about the effect of the program. One program has already collapsed. It’s normal for another one to collapse. After all, Teacher Zhang and Teacher Reba are not professionals in talking about this.” , please make fun of the actress Teacher Reba below.”

After the two of them finished speaking, they went down.

Then Zhang Zian and Reba walked onto the stage.

Zhang Zian stood directly behind the table, and he was cheering.

Reba stood on the right side of the table, and she was teasing.

The two of them. After the position was settled,

Reba looked at Zhang Zian, her tone full of dissatisfaction: Husband, when will I be as popular as you?

Zhang Zian: That won’t be easy.

Reba: It won’t be easy, I have to try, husband. It’s so popular now. Can you teach me your experience? Please teach me too.

Zhang Zian: That’s not possible. This is a unique skill. It is passed down from male to female. When we have children, I can pass it on to our children.

Reba: I hate it. , if you don’t pass it on to me, I won’t give you a child (with a bonus emoticon). The audience immediately burst into laughter. They never expected that Zhang Zian and Reba could be so open-minded, without the baggage of celebrities at all..

After the first baggage exploded, it did not affect Zhang Zian and Reba. They had no laughter.

Zhang Zian: In ancient times, the emperor was held hostage to control the princes, but now Reba is holding the son to control the man. You are really good. Yes.

Reba: I’m a girl. What’s the point of telling me these things? When you get home, you still want to lecture me?

Zhang Zian: It’s my fault. Tell me, how do you want to be popular?

Reba: I just said Didn’t you say that? Just like you, I’m as hot as you.

Zhang Zian: Then you have to move forward step by step, and you also need the support of a noble person.

Reba: Husband, isn’t my noble person the same as you? If you support me, won’t I become angry? ? Please support me quickly and let me become popular quickly. In this way, we can make money together and buy a big villa at the end of the year.

Zhang Zian: That won’t work. This year’s support quota has been booked. You have to know that I have seven wives. How can you arrange it? Lao Qi, you can’t be ranked this year.

The audience burst into laughter and were all amused.

Live broadcast room

“Come on, these two men and women are really good at playing. They really don’t have the baggage of idols, and they dare to do any kind of work.”

“This bitch, Butcher Zhang, is jealous of me. He has seven wives, but I only have one unicorn arm. We are both the same, so why is there such a big gap?”

“Look at Reba’s aggrieved and angry expression, it’s so spot on. I’m really afraid she’ll pick her up and dunk on Butcher Zhang’s head.”

“I’m laughing so hard. These two are so awesome. I didn’t expect they match up so well.……” stage.

Reba: Not your turn? Why can’t it be my turn? Am I ugly?

Zhang Zian: That’s not the case. It’s just that you don’t have a clear advantage compared to the six of them. It’s impossible for me to let you jump in line and support you in advance… Suddenly a male audience member stood up from the audience and pointed at Zhang Zian and scolded:”Zhang, can you stop showing off? It makes me uncomfortable. I don’t even have a girlfriend now.……”

The male audience member burst into tears while talking.

As soon as he cried, everyone couldn’t bear it anymore and the whole audience burst into laughter.

“I remember there were several model clothes racks backstage at the show, and your staff quickly picked a beautiful one to be his girlfriend to appease this brother.”

As soon as the male audience member finished speaking, Zhang Zian responded to him immediately.

It’s okay if he didn’t respond. Once he responded, the laughter couldn’t stop. What was unexpected was that a female audience member even let out goose goose goose goose. ~’s laughter.

The laughter that couldn’t stop surged over like a volcanic eruption, causing the entire scene to boil.

Zhang Zian and Reba caused a chain reaction and exploded.

Backstage

“Let me go, this is too fierce. This kind of bombing phenomenon hasn’t happened in many years. Zhang Zian and Reba haven’t resorted to big baggage yet.”

Guo Degang was also shocked.

“Tsk tsk, this is talent. Look, Meng Hetang, what is the gap? This is the gap. Just now you thought what you said was pretty good? Still think so?”

Yu Qian looked at his godson Meng Hetang. He was prepared to praise him this time, but if Deyun Society has Zhang Zian’s strength, it won’t be his turn today.

…… stage.

Reba: Husband, you have so many programs, so many variety shows, and so many movies now. Can you allocate some resources to take care of your wife and me?

Zhang Zian: Yes, yes, but I’m afraid they won’t agree. After all, you are ranked seventh, and they will pick the rest to get your turn.

Reba: Don’t mention them to me. The person standing in front of you now is your seventh wife. I don’t want to be popular now. You are not going to flatter me anyway. I just want to make money now. Can you help me?

Zhang Zian: Just want to make money?

Reba: Yes, I don’t want to be popular anymore, I just want to make money. I want to take action. I am richer than them!

Zhang Zian: If you want to make money, you still have to be popular first. If you don’t become popular, where will the money come from?

Reba: Husband, you are so bad. You don’t give me resources, you don’t take care of me, you just take care of them. Why do you think I’m angry? Are you forcing me to die? (with aggrieved face)

Zhang Zian: How can that be done? The emperor loves the eldest son and the people love the youngest. You are the youngest in our family. How can your husband be willing to let you die?

Reba: I believe your lies. Stop talking nonsense. You have so many resources. Just tell me how much you can give me.

…….

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