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Chapter 225: Call Dad and I’ll teach you (6th update, please subscribe)

Zhang Zian came on stage.

Xiaoyue:”Tsk, tsk, what a handsome guy, no wonder he can marry seven wives.”

Zhang Zian:”You are as handsome as me, you can do it too.”

Xiaoyue:”Listen, everyone, are you talking in human language? I If I were like you, I would not only marry seven wives, I would marry seven hundred.”

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Zian:”Stop bragging. You are still married to seven. I think you are struggling to marry the second one. Let’s get back to the topic. There are so many audiences in the audience. We have to put on a show when we get on stage.”

Xiao Yue:”Of course. Ah, these audiences are my parents.”

Zhang Zian:”Then call me mom and dad quickly, just talk without practice is not enough.”

The audience laughed and started cheering, asking Xiaoyue to call mom and dad.

Xiao Yue:”You guys, you haven’t made any progress at all. You just like this mouthful, but I can’t let you get what you want (disdain the audience’s expression)”

Zhang Zian:”If you don’t let them get what they want, then you can let me get what you want. Don’t you call them No problem, you have to call me.”

Xiaoyue:”Why?”

Zhang Zian:”Your mother is sitting under the stage (looking at Yang Mi affectionately).”

The audience was immediately happy.

Yang Mi suddenly stood up,”Xiaoyue, mom is here, your dad is on the stage, please call dad.”……”

Yang Mi’s move brought a burst of laughter again.

Xiao Yue:”Quickly pull him down. You’re taking advantage of me and you’re addicted to it. Is it time to get in?”

Zhang Zian:”Tell me, everyone, listen, what show are we performing today.”

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Xiao Yue:”Learn Song (after saying that, he looked at the audience with a mean expression).”

Zhang Zian:”Learning songs? There is a guy who is trying to learn songs in front of you. He has lost his voice and has been carried off. Do you want to follow in his footsteps?”

The audience couldn’t help but feel happy when they thought of Meng Hetang shaking his voice and Bao Bao, Bao Bao being mute.

Xiao Yue:”He is not good at his studies. He is half-assed. Why is his voice falling down? He just doesn’t use his voice scientifically. When he hits the high notes, he uses all his strength to push up. If he doesn’t lose his voice, who will? I’m different.”Yes, I came from a major and have gone through systematic training. To describe it in one sentence, I came from an academic school. Meng Hetang is a wild man and can’t stand on the stage.” The audience booed.

Zhang Zian:”Don’t just talk without practicing. You learn something and I will listen.”

Xiaoyue:”Then you have to listen carefully. You are very familiar with this singer I learned. You two are in bed together, and you will know it as soon as you hear it. I know.”

The audience was happy, knowing that Xiaoyue wanted to imitate one of Zhang Zian’s seven wives.

Everyone looked at Yang Mi.

Yang Mi smiled and said that in front of outsiders, the lady was dignified and dignified, so she could not embarrass her husband.

Xiaoyue:”What are you looking at?���Angry at the audience), people have to learn songs, you should look at me, I am the protagonist (acting like a baby)”

The audience laughed.

Zhang Zian:”Stop it quickly, I’m afraid I (dafb) can’t help it I’ll kick you down, and you’ll act like a coquettish old sow, humming and arching into your master’s arms.

Xiaoyue:”Teacher Zhang, what do you mean?”

Zhang Zian:”It tastes too strong.””

The audience laughed.

Xiaoyue snorted:”Are you going to let me learn songs? If you interrupt me again, just get off the stage and I will give you another compliment (Zhang Zian shut up, he smiled in a mean way), friends, please listen to see if I am like what I learned. My music teacher said that I have this ability. , it would be a pity not to compete with singers and kings and queens on the same stage (showing a mean expression).”

After Xiao Yue finished speaking, he immediately retracted his mean expression and began to learn the song.

There were stars in the quiet summer sky (changed into a female voice, imitating Boss Yang).

There was some longing in my heart, and I missed your face (same as above)

I can pretend Even if you can’t see it, you can miss it secretly (ibid.)

Until you let me touch your warm face (ibid.)

Cicadas also fell asleep and slept peacefully (ibid.)

The peaceful summer in my heart (ibid.)

Cicadas also fell asleep. Sleep peacefully.

There is a peaceful summer in my heart.

The stars are dotted in the peaceful summer sky. I miss your face a little in my heart.

I can pretend not to see you or miss you secretly. Until I touch your warm face, that is tranquility. The day you came to Ningxia, the day when you came to Ningxia.

Cicadas also fell asleep and slept peacefully. The peaceful summer in my heart.

Cicadas also fell asleep and slept peacefully.

The peaceful summer in my heart (same as above)

Xiao Yue sang to the end, He pinched his nose and imitated Boss Yang, and the place was immediately ignited. Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yue showed his talent and was not laughed at by the audience. After finishing the lesson, he looked at Zhang Zian and said,”Teacher Zhang, watch me learn.” Does it look like? I think if you were not there and just heard me singing this song, you must have thought that I was Boss Yang, right?

Zhang Zian:”I am blind, but my ears are not deaf. It is nothing like what you learned.”

Xiaoyue:”How come it looks like that?””

Zhang Zi settled down for a moment, and after the audience calmed down, he began to imitate Yang Mi’s voice and sang”Yongxia” written by Yang Mi.

After the imitation of”Yongxia” was completed, everyone was stunned.

Because Zhang Zian’s voice was exactly the same as Yang Mi’s when she sang”Yongxia”. It was as if it was not Zhang Zian who sang”Yongxia” on stage, but Yang Mi. Yang Mi watched her husband imitate her voice and sing”Yongxia” in the audience.”, the whole person could not suppress the excitement.

At this time, someone in the audience spoke out:”Teacher Zhang, you sang so well, do it again! Xiaoyue:”

Sit back, why are you here? I am the protagonist. If you ask him to do it again, aren’t you trying to tear me down?” Can I let you tear me down today? (Exasperated expression).”

The audience laughed.

Zhang Zian:”Xiaoyue, you can’t do it. The heat is not enough. You still have to work hard to learn the songs.

Xiaoyue:”I don’t accept it!” Just now, my voice was not in good condition and I didn’t show it. This time I will definitely be able to show it!

Zhang Zian:”Then what are you going to sing next?”

Xiaoyue:”Don’t you know it by listening to it?” I told you there is still suspense? (expression of contempt)……”

Zhang Zian interrupted him:”Stop talking nonsense and start your performance!”

Xiaoyue burst out laughing.

The audience laughed too.

After calming down for a while, Xiaoyue’s festive face began to turn serious and he began to sing a cappella song.

I came to your city (holding my nose and imitating Tangtang’s voice) and walked the way you came (same as above) imagining the days without me (same as above) how lonely you are (same as above) holding the photo you gave me (same as above) Same as above)

That familiar street, but the picture of you is gone.

We can’t go back to that day.

Will you suddenly appear at the coffee shop on the corner

? I will wave and say hello with a smile on my face.

……

Will you suddenly appear in the coffee shop on the corner

? I will wave and say hello with a smile. I will sit and chat with you.

How much I want to meet you and see how you have changed recently.

I will no longer say anything. In the past, I just said hello to you.”

Long time no see” (ibid.)

Xiaoyue imitated”Long time no see” written by Zhang Zian for Tang Yan, the second son of the Zhang family.

He imitated Tangtang throughout the whole process, even running out of breath a few times, which caused bursts of laughter.

As soon as he finished singing, he was pushed to the ground by Zhang Zian.

Xiaoyue:”Teacher Zhang, are you crazy? Why are you pushing me? Don’t I look like what I learned? (Extremely narcissistic expression)”

Zhang Zian:”I pushed you for your own good. I almost couldn’t control myself just now. I, myself, want to hit you with a brick, what the hell have you learned!” Xiaoyue:”Teacher Zhang, stop talking nonsense. If you say I can’t do it, then tell me something and I’ll listen.” Zhang Zian started to perform.

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《After singing”Long time no see” with Tangtang’s voice, Xiao Yue excitedly grabbed Zhang Zian’s hand.

Xiaoyue:”Teacher Zhang, how can I be as good as you? Can you teach me?”

Zhang Zian:”Call daddy and

I will teach you.” Xiaoyue:”Fuck you~”

The audience burst into laughter.

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