Chapter 86 Act on the spot (1st update, please subscribe)
“Mimi, there is a very popular way to test your body shape on the Internet. Have you read it?”
Zhang Zian took Tangtang and Shibao and put the fish in the bucket into the basin. While they were playing with the fish in the basin, Yuan Shanshan’s voice came from the living room.
“No, what is the method to test your figure?”
Yang Mi wondered.
Tangtang and Shibao were also attracted.
They looked at Yuan Shanshan, waiting for her live performance.
They saw Yang Mi, Tang Yan, and Liu Shishi were attracted to follow the director. The camera was also given to her, and Yuan Shanshan smiled.
She successfully caught the eyeballs.
However, in order to heighten the atmosphere, she did not reveal the secret directly, but looked at Zhang Zian who was squatting on the ground and pouring fish feed into the basin.
Heart. He said that this guy really has a childlike innocence. She is so beautiful. If you don’t look at her, look at the fish.
Isn’t she prettier than the fish?
“Zhang Zian, this method is very popular, you know?”
Yuan Shanshan’s voice had a hint of snoring.
Yang Mi didn’t think anything about it at first, but when she heard Yuan Shanshan’s voice showed a hint of snoring, she immediately became vigilant. Beware of fire, theft, and girlfriends. He doesn’t want her husband to provoke other women.
“what way?”
Zhang Zian asked cooperatively.
“That’s it, it depends on whether you can do it.”
When Yuan Shanshan saw that Zhang Zian was attracted, she put one arm around her waist and successfully touched her belly button with three of her five fingers.
“Teacher Zhang and several other teachers, this method has just become popular today and is very popular on Weibo. Many celebrities are using this method to test their figures.”
Xiao Liu looked at Tang Yan, Yang Mi, and Liu Shishi, who were a little confused. They didn’t know what they were talking about, so they immediately explained.
They participated in the variety show yesterday, and until now, they haven’t paid attention to things on the Internet.
Now is the era of information explosion. If you don’t pay attention for a few days, maybe Just miss the major hot spots, all kinds of memes, all kinds of jokes
“Is this a backhand touching of the belly button?”
Zhang Zi’an is happy.
In his previous life, it was also popular for a while, and it was also crazy.
At that time, all major social media were hyping up, and you could see people testing it every day, and finally men also joined in.
“Yes, yes, just touch your belly button with your backhand. Can you do that? If you can do it, it means you are in good shape and don’t need to lose weight. If you can’t do it, then you have to think about whether you want to lose weight. Mimi, do you want to challenge it?”
Yuan Shanshan has always been a sports expert, works out regularly, and is also a senior in yoga. She is very confident in her figure.
When she said this, she seemed to be standing on a high place, overlooking the honey, sugar, and poetry below. Bao and the three of them obviously regarded them as novices.
“Husband, I don’t think it’s that difficult to touch your belly button with your backhand.”
After Yang Mi finished speaking, she reached around her lower back and successfully touched her belly button with three of her five fingers.
Yuan Shanshan’s expression froze for a moment. It was so easy, effortless, and so easy. It was actually the same as herself, a sports expert. Just as easy
“Tang Yan, what about you? You can do it?”
Yuan Shanshan immediately changed the topic and looked at Tang Yan
“Oh, I should be able to do this too. After Tang
Yan successfully touched his navel with his backhand, he looked at Zhang Zian and said,”Husband, this action is so simple. I can also put my palms together with my backhand.””
As he spoke, Tang Yan added another movement, clasping his hands together.
Yuan Shanshan could no longer hold his face. This time, he stopped talking and looked directly at Liu Shishi.
Shibao was very crisp and clean. Not only did he do it with his left hand, he also did it with his right hand. Finally, I did a backhand fold. After finishing it, I said in a funny voice:”Why do you think of using such a simple movement to test your figure?”
“It’s not as simple as you said. We can do it, but boys may not be able to do it. Zhang Zian, you definitely can’t do it.”
Yuan Shanshan originally wanted to show off, but the three women did it easily and successfully snatched the camera away, and she became a supporting role.
Unwilling to be reconciled, Yuan Shanshan immediately found a new entry point and directly targeted Zhang Zian
“Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yang, Teacher Tang, Teacher Liu, wouldn’t it be convenient if we came to rush through the door?”
Xiao Yueyue’s loud voice came from outside the yard.
……
“Oh, let me go, it’s so lively, Teacher Zhang, I envy you so much, Teacher Tang, Teacher Yang, Teacher Liu, which one is not beautiful and fragrant? You said that you had a spoonful of stew all by yourself. Isn’t that hateful?”
Xiao Yueyue was very envious when he saw the three women surrounding Zhang Zian greeting them at the door.
“Xiaoyue, you only have eyes for them? Didn’t you see Sister Shan here? Why don’t you come over and kneel down quickly?”
Yuan Shanshan came over and joked.
“Sister Shan, don’t bully me today. I can’t ask you for help. You have been able to control me since you debuted? That’s not possible. Today I am here to learn from Teacher Zhang. I have to learn how to make seven wives live together peacefully. Now that I am a successful person, I will definitely have a big family and a big business in the future. I have to do my homework in advance.”
Xiao Yueyue said seriously.
After speaking, he held Zhang Zian’s hand and said,”Teacher Zhang, if you are willing to teach me, I will worship you as my teacher today.”
Xiao Yueyue stole Yuan Shanshan’s limelight as soon as he arrived.
Now the camera is all on Xiao Yueyue and Zhang Zian.
Both the director and the filming director know that Zhang Zian is not easy to mess with, and no one can figure him out. The routine, the master of invisible manipulation
“If I become your master, who is the master between me and Teacher Guo Degang? I don’t want to be someone else’s second master. Zhang
Zian smiled and said
“This is easy to say. You can be my master. Now I don’t rely on Deyun Xiaodou Club. Originally, I was the first brother of Deyun Xiaodou Club. But since my second master started to promote his son to the top, My fantasy is shattered”
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“When I was in the club, the senior fellow students would avoid me when they saw me, for fear of getting involved with me and arousing the suspicion of the second master. Living in the club was like a mouse crossing the street. I felt aggrieved.……”
“Master, from today on, I will withdraw from Deyun Xiaodou Club. This kind of life is nothing more than nothing.”
Xiao Yueyue said, pretending to wipe the corners of his eyes.
“I didn’t expect you to have such a hard life as a master, so don’t go to Deyun Xiaodou Club. Grand Master promises that as long as you have a bowl of rice to eat with Master, you will definitely have half a bowl of rice. From now on, follow Master. Zhang
Zian showed a”distressed” expression and pinched Xiaoyue’s fleshy face,”Everyone, take a look. What does Deyun Xiaodou Club look like?” You have made this precious disciple of mine starve and lose weight. Look at the fat on his face. He can’t hold it anymore. Look at how wronged my disciple is.”
……………. puff!
Everyone was trying not to laugh. After Zhang Zian’s words came out, they couldn’t bear it any longer. Then everyone burst into laughter, and the camera that was filming with the director was shaking violently.
“Master, I’ve been fooling around with you, now can you teach me your special skills? How can I eat this hot, soft rice like you? When I see you, I feel jealous. You have to teach me.”
Xiaoyue has already entered the state. Others laughed, but he was not affected to laugh, and he and Zhang Zian were back and forth.
“This can be taught. I will introduce you to a plastic surgery hospital. The expert at the plastic surgery hospital is my senior brother. I will ask him to do the surgery for you. If you achieve my appearance, you don’t have any hope. Just follow your second master, Guo Degang. After finishing it, you will be the second Guo Degang. As for Dalinzi, won’t it depend on your face in the future? Zhang
Zian smiled and said
“Oh, let me go, Master, why are you talking about it again? After all the talk, I still can’t leave Deyun Douxiao Club. If the second master is here, I won’t be able to set up my own business. I have been talking for a long time. , are you kidding me?”
Xiao Yueyue was angry.
“You idiot, you just discovered it?”
Zhang Zian finished.
As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Yan and Yang Mi and Master Liu immediately applauded, looking at their husbands with eyes full of little stars. It can be said that the two of them cooperated perfectly during this on-the-spot performance.
Xiao Yueyue’s variety show performance has always been full of enthusiasm. It’s been criticized, but it’s obviously held up perfectly this time.
“Hey, hey, Xiao Yueyue, Zhang Zian, why are you trying to steal my limelight? I’m a female guest. How about your demeanor?”
Yuan Shanshan came back to her senses and found that the limelight had been robbed.
However, she was not dissatisfied, but very happy.
She looked at Zhang Zian with eyes full of admiration.
She did not expect that Zhang Zian performed so well on the spot..
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