Entertainment: Start from the unexpected

20. Pipi Shrimp Most Perfectly Shelled Award

You have a scene where you are laughing, but the final effect is so perfect. Doesn’t this clearly tell others that you have a problem? Even if you have to use the system to modify and adjust, there must be a limit. At least it should look normal, and everyone will

At most, I feel that the post-production team is more capable, and it is not said to be cheating, in order to achieve such an effect.

Although there were many reshoots in the middle, fortunately the scene was single and no transitions were needed. In the end, all the scenes were shot at noon.

In the afternoon, as usual, Mo Wen hid in his room for post-production. Then he uploaded it in the evening, and it could be seen on the Huaxia Video Network around nine o'clock in the evening.

One update a day for three consecutive days, which made the fans extremely happy. Zhang Daming was also very happy. He never expected that the more updates he had, the more commentary videos he would make, and how much money he would make.

Of course there will be more money.

It was also the first time to go in and watch. After the opening animation ended, the sound of the sponsored broadcast that the audience was most looking forward to sounded as scheduled.

"This episode is sponsored by the Asian Association for the Protection of Fat People. Fat people are destined to die, and it may be more serious than Mount Tai or other mountains."

Since the sponsorship of those two games has not yet been negotiated, today’s episode of sponsorship broadcast will be replaced by a joke.

Seeing this, Zhang Daming was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly and said: "Can a fat man only be heavier than a mountain? Hahaha~~~"

Next is the main film. In the picture, Wang Dachui is asking about his body, saying that he feels very uncomfortable and whether he is sick. But the doctor sitting opposite him keeps asking him why he doesn't get married and whether he is as good as Longyang.

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Long Yangzhihao means gay. The doctor seemed to be afraid that Wang Dachui wouldn't understand, so he went out of his way to explain it.

After a conversation, Wang Dachui felt very uncomfortable, so he decided to end his single life as soon as possible. It happened that he was going on a blind date today, so he secretly vowed in his heart that the blind date would be successful.

Seeing this, Zhang Daming didn't think anything was wrong. He didn't think there was anything funny about it. But following his usual style, Zhang Daming felt that there would be surprises in the subsequent blind date scenes.

The scene turned and Wang Dachui arrived at the blind date. He was holding a portrait of a beautiful woman in his hand and thought to himself: "The matchmaker is really interesting. She introduced me to such a beautiful girl. It is said that she is also very rich."

But when he raised his head and saw the dark and fat woman opposite, who was probably in her thirties or forties, Wang Dachui's expression suddenly froze, and at the same time his inner monologue sounded again: "What a rich girl.

, bought off the conscience of the matchmaker and the painter."

At first, Zhang Daming also thought that Wang Dachui was so lucky to have met such a beautiful blind date. Who knew that when Zhang Daming saw the fat old woman opposite and Wang Dachui's inner monologue, he just took a sip of the drink and...

It all sprayed onto the computer monitor, and he was so frightened that he quickly took out a tissue and wiped it away.

"When you look at it in the future, you must remember not to drink water or eat anything. Otherwise, if this continues, my monitor will be destroyed sooner or later." Zhang Daming said while wiping the monitor.

But at this time, in the monitor, the woman opposite Wang Dachui said to Wang Dachui: "You are very good, I like you very much."

At this time, Wang Dachui in the picture suddenly changed his expression, stuck out his tongue, and said with a silly smile: "Actually, I am mentally retarded and a psychopath."

At the same time, his inner monologue was: "Haha, I am such a witty young man."

But the woman opposite him looked disgusted, said something crazy, and then took a loudspeaker that didn't belong to this era at all and shouted out the window: "Sisters, this person is mentally retarded and still has his heart."

Pervert, please don’t go to him on a blind date. You can’t buy it with two yuan and suffer a loss, and you can’t buy it with two yuan and be fooled.”

The screen flickered for a while, and Wang Dachui stood up with a disappointed look on his face, thinking that the blind date had failed. However, at this time, a figure walked across from him. When Wang Dachui looked up, he saw a girl with a very stunning appearance and figure.

When Zhang Daming saw this girl, he was also surprised. He thought to himself: "This girl is really beautiful. Is she a newcomer? I haven't seen her perform any works before. I will check the information later."

In the picture, the girl gently said to Wang Dachui: "Hello, are you Wang Dachui?"

Now Wang Dachui was excited and thought in his heart: "Opportunities are indeed reserved for those who are prepared. I must seize this opportunity."

"Yes, I am Wang Dachui, whose talent and character are both outstanding." Wang Dachui stepped on the stool and said loudly.

Then when the girl sat down, Wang Dachui continued: "Maybe you don't know me well. Look, these are my third-level certificate in abacus calculation, eighth-level certificate in Khitan language, and my horse riding certificate. These are just

It’s just the tip of the iceberg for me, I usually like to make some small inventions, toys and so on.”

As he spoke, Wang Dachui took out a paper airplane, breathed a sigh of relief, and flew towards the girl opposite. Who knew that the paper airplane was directly inserted into the girl's head. Then Wang Dachui took out another paper toad and placed it on the table.

As soon as I pressed it, the paper toad jumped, and at the same time, a toad's cry came out. Isn't it interesting to ask the girl how she is?

But the girl opposite was not attracted to him and looked disgusted.

This made Wang Dachui very hurt, and at the same time he thought in his heart: "Why is she not attracted to me? It must be because I didn't show enough."

Then Wang Dachui added: "In addition, I also love life very much. I once won the award for the most perfect shelling of shrimps in the Central Plains. This is my certificate. Do you particularly admire me? I am such a good person with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical education and aesthetic education."

youth."

Seeing this, Zhang Daming burst into laughter again. What the hell is the prize for the most perfect peeling of Pipi shrimps?

At this time, the girl in the picture still had no reaction. Wang Dachui thought that maybe it was because he was not convincing when he praised himself.

So, the doctor from before appeared in the picture, first to the left of Wang Dachui, then to the right, and then in front of Wang Dachui. He said to the girl: "Yes, Wang Dachui is talented and has noble moral character. He is definitely a great doctor."

He is a good man from the Central Plains. Don’t miss it when you pass by.”

In the end, he even said to Wang Dachui in front of the girl: "I can only help you up to this point."

Is this because you're afraid that the other girl won't know that you two are colluding?

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