Entertainment: Start from the unexpected

At this time, the scene happened to show Wang Dachui walking through the thatched pavilion. He saw a monk wearing cassocks and a lotus hat and a hairy monkey sitting in the thatched pavilion smoking. At this time, Wang Dachui also turned his head to look.

After seeing these two people, he suddenly said in horror: "Wait a minute, aren't those Sun Wukong and Tang Seng?"

Seeing this, Zhang Daming laughed out loud. It was not because Wang Dachui thought that Tang Monk and Sun Wukong had successfully learned the scriptures, so how could he appear here to frighten the little goblin Wang Dachui. It was because Wang Dachui had pinched the ears of Tang Monk and Sun Wukong.

The funny look of holding a cigarette and the posture of smoking made me laugh.

At this time, the screen flashed, and back to the time before Wang Dachui arrived, Tang Monk and Sun Wukong started talking.

I only heard Sun Wukong say: "We've already arrived in Tianzhu, and we're still talking about ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, and we're just one away from it. Damn, is the Buddha just playing tricks on us?"

"I have played tricks on me before, but not like this." Tang Seng took a puff of cigarette and said with a depressed look on his face.

Seeing this, Zhang Daming was so amused by Tang Seng's words that he couldn't stop laughing. He laughed and gasped: "I have played with me before, but not like this. How did the Buddha play with Tang Seng? I imagined it.

So is it for fun? Is this 'playing' serious? Are all the monks in the West so good at playing?"

Before Zhang Daming finished laughing, the screen on the computer monitor flashed to Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong threw the cigarette butt in his hand to the ground and said angrily: "Mo Dan, what should I do?"

"Your junior brother has been responsible for the previous difficulties. This last difficulty is yours..." I saw Tang Monk taking a puff of cigarette, and two streaks of white smoke came out from his nostrils, and then slowly

Said slowly.

But before he finished speaking, Monkey King slapped Tang Monk in the face, causing Tang Monk to spit out a mouthful of saliva. This scene made Zhang Daming laugh again.

At this time, the scene just happened to show Wang Dachui walking over. Tang Monk said "Hmm~", then pointed at Wang Dachui and said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, look."

After hearing what Tang Monk said, Sun Wukong turned around and pointed at Wang Dachui and said: "Du~~~don't move, don't move, don't move. What about you? What about you?"

At this time, seeing Sun Wukong coming over, Wang Dachui thought in his heart: "What should I do? He will definitely take out the big stick."

At the same time, the screen flashed, and it seemed to be the scene imagined in Wang Dachui's mind. Sun Wukong shouted, "Take a stick from me, old grandson." Then a shadow of Sun Wukong in the screen stabbed Wang Dachui's shadow on the buttocks, and there was a blood stream.

The column spurted out. Wang Dachui also shouted: "Mom, I'm going to die."

The screen flashed again, and the reality was that Sun Wukong just stood up, walked to Wang Dachui, pushed Wang Dachui's shoulder, and then said: "Are you a monster?"

"Oh~~~No, I'm a cute human being, just non-mainstream." The witty Wang Dachui immediately denied it.

"Who are you fooling? Don't you still have horns?" Sun Wukong plucked Wang Dachui's horns with his hand.

"Ah~~~These are just decorations for killing Matt." After hearing Sun Wukong's words, Wang Dachui immediately pulled off the pair of horns on his head.

But after pulling out the horns, two pillars of blood suddenly appeared on Wang Dachui's head. When Zhang Daming saw this, he also smiled knowingly, thinking that the little goblin Wang Dachui was quite interesting.

"It's useless if you pull it out, I'm a male monkey with piercing eyes." At this time, the Monkey King in the screen poked Wang Dachui with his finger and said arrogantly.

After hearing Sun Wukong's words, Wang Dachui put the pair of horns back on his head. At the same time, he thought to himself: "Then if you don't ask, I will lose too much blood and I will poop."

"Hahaha~~~ I'm a male monkey with dazzling eyes, but that's okay, and what the hell is that guy who can drop shit? You don't need to curl your tongue for death, right? Could it be that the subtitles are also wrong?" Zhang Daming saw this.

laughed.

At this time, the screen on the computer monitor changed, and Tang Seng, who had been sitting there, suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "Hahahahahaha~~~ Come on, come on. Mr. Monster, hello, hello, ah~ that's it

Ah, that's right, I hope you can kidnap me, because of this ninety-nine eighty-one difficulty, I am only one difficulty away from achieving the right goal. Hahahahahaha..." As he said this, he shook hands with Wang Dachui.

Shake hands.

But Wang Dachui was thinking in his heart: "You are so polite, you can't find any reason to refuse."

"Ah, no, my mother has taught me since I was a child to be a good monster who abides by laws and regulations. Goodbye." But in reality, Wang Dachui directly refused Tang Seng's request, turned around and wanted to leave.

At this time, Sun Wukong was not happy. He threw away the golden cudgel in his hand, pulled out a watermelon knife from nowhere, put it on Wang Dachui's neck, and said arrogantly: "Oh, you are very tough."

"Oh~~~It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, slow down, slow down, slow down, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die." Sun Wukong shouted loudly with the Wang Dachui placed on his neck.

"This is not Sun Wukong. This is just a little gangster." Seeing this, Zhang Daming said with a smile.

Soon, the scene turned, Tang Seng and Wang Dachui were sitting opposite each other in the thatched pavilion, and Sun Wukong stood beside Tang Seng.

"Now, it's like this. As long as you can kidnap me, I will give you my flesh to eat. My flesh/body is very fresh. You can live forever if you eat it. Think about it. Come and taste it.

My fresh flesh/body." As Tang Monk said this, he pinched the fat on his belly and stretched his fingers in front of Wang Dachui.

"With all the fat on your body, is it really delicious?" Zhang Daming looked at Tang Seng, who was a little chubby, and said with a smile.

Wang Dachui picked up Tang Seng's hand and made as if he was going to bite it. At the same time, he was still thinking in his heart: "Oh, my eyes are so sincere." At the same time, Wang Dachui's imagination appeared again in his mind, and he saw Tang Seng shouting:

"Oops, it hurts..." Then Sun Wukong suddenly got angry and shouted: "Oh, if you dare to hurt my master, take a stick from me."

Then came the scene that had appeared before. Wang Dachui was raped by Sun Wukong again, and at the same time he shouted again: "Mom, I'm going to die."

Returning to reality, Wang Dachui thought in his mind: "No, he must be trying to lure me into a trap."

So, Wang Dachui said to Tang Seng righteously: "No, mother told me that mature monsters must withstand temptation. Goodbye..." After saying that, he stood up and left.

"I think you are just afraid of death, and you are mature enough to think that monsters must withstand the temptation." Zhang Daming laughed when he saw this.