Entertainment: Start from the unexpected

31. Boss, I still want to follow you

"Oh! Boss, I started working for you in 2008..." Wang Dachui was very satisfied with the boss calling him by his nickname, so he even spoke in a much gentler tone. But he hadn't finished speaking yet.

I was interrupted by my boss.

"To get to the point, I'm very busy." The boss interrupted Wang Dachui, without any awareness of being a hostage, and said to Wang Dachui in the tone of a superior.

Wang Dachui seemed to have been controlled by his boss, and even his tone was much weaker, and he continued: "Boss, it's like this, I have been working for you for 5 years and 3 months, one eight is eight, so after calculation, you already owe

I have 189,000, and I have no choice but to kidnap you this time because I sincerely hope to get my hard-earned money back."

"That's it, let's wait until next time." The boss still raised his head and said to Wang Dachui in a boss's tone.

"Hey~~Okay." After hearing the boss's words, Wang Dachui subconsciously wanted to turn around and leave, but he immediately realized that he was not working in the company, but that he was kidnapping the boss to get back his hard-earned money.

"No, I'm kidnapping you. Whatever you say today, you have to give me the salary you are owed." Wang Dachui turned around, pointed the saw in his hand at the boss, and said angrily to the boss.

"Then what if I don't give you anything? Have you ever considered this situation? So, your consideration of the problem is still not comprehensive enough. Moreover, your plan to kidnap for wages is not creative at all.

It makes my eyes light up, so I keep emphasizing to you, innovation, Adier. It is high-end, classy, ​​domineering and cool. Do you understand?" The boss said to Wang Dachui in a tone of lecturing his subordinates.

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Wang Dachui was stunned by his boss' lecture.

"It's high-end and classy, ​​it's domineering and cool. This line is so exciting. It's so interesting what the screenwriter was thinking." Zhang Daming was first told by his boss that he couldn't see the situation clearly.

, was kidnapped, and was amused by the attitude of the employees who lectured, and then was shocked by the boss's last line.

"Ah! Faced with my cruel kidnapping, the boss still sincerely guided me in the direction of progress. Thinking about it this way, apart from not paying wages, the boss still feels pretty good." Wang Dachui thought in his heart.

With this thought, Wang Dachui was shaken in his heart, and then said to his boss: "Boss, I actually don't mind paying in installments. If I can pay it off in one go, I can consider giving you a 50% discount."

"Okay, but I really have something to do today. Why don't you kidnap me again tomorrow? We'll have a detailed discussion then, so you can just work overtime." The boss was treating Wang Dachui as a fool.

"I've been kidnapped, and I'm still working as a prostitute. Do I still have dignity?" After hearing the boss's words, Wang Dachui finally became angry, threw the saw in his hand to the ground, and then pointed at the boss and said.

However, the boss seemed to be convinced by Wang Dachui and did not take Wang Dachui's words seriously at all. He said slowly: "Young man, kidnapping and extortion is not a sustainable development path. Don't be too eager for quick success and follow me."

If you do it, it won’t take long for you to be promoted and raise your salary, become general manager, serve as CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. If you think about it like this, you’re still a little excited.”

This classic line appears again. Every time I hear it, it makes people full of yearning. Even Zhang Daming is no exception. A yearning smile appears on his face.

"Ah? Faced with my cruel kidnapping, the boss still enthusiastically helped me plan for the future. Thinking about it this way, besides not paying wages, the boss still feels pretty good." Wang Dachui was stunned again by what the boss said, and then thought in his heart

thought.

"Is he helping you plan for the future? He obviously doesn't want to pay you a salary and treats you like a fool. Hahaha~~" Seeing this, Zhang Daming was also worried about Wang Dachui's IQ.

For such an employee, let alone paying you a salary, it would be great if you can stay in the company. What do you want if you still want a salary? That's what Zhang Daming was thinking at the moment.

"Boss, you and I are both stubborn and principled men, so let's solve this problem in a man's way." Finally, Wang Dachui gave a solution.

Then, the screen flashed randomly, and Wang Dachui was seen naked, looking ahead blankly, and at the same time his classic inner monologue sounded. All the old viewers who saw this will know, this also represents the meaning of this episode.

I never thought it would end.

"My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that my boss would finally give me the unpaid wages and I would settle the debt." In the picture, Wang Dachui was naked, with a mosaic covering a key part, and his clothes were draped over the boss's shoulders.

superior.

The two of them were rolling dice. Wang Dachui opened the dice cup, and there were two sixes in it. But the colored dice opened by the boss turned out to be a six plus seven ones.

The final result is that Wang Dachui has twelve points, the boss has thirteen points, and the boss wins.

"Are you serious? What you said is a man's way of gambling? And you just got two dice, but the boss got eight dice. No one can win like this. You are really a fool.

Hahaha~~~" When Zhang Daming saw this, Wang Dachui made him laugh.

"Oh, I won again. After all, you still owe me ten dollars. Forget it, I don't want it from you." At the same time, the boss's mean voice rang out.

"In the face of my cruel kidnapping, the boss was able to repay the debt generously. Thinking about it this way, apart from not paying wages, the boss feels pretty good." After hearing the boss's words, Wang Dachui thought in his heart.

"Boss, I still want to work with you." Finally, the screen went black, the subtitles "END" appeared on the screen, and Wang Dachui's voice also sounded.

"If it were me, I wouldn't pay wages to such a stupid employee. Hahaha~~~" Zhang Daming laughed when he saw the episode ended.

Then Zhang Daming quickly edited the highlights of this episode, added his own commentary, and uploaded it to his homepage.

This unexpected seventh episode also received a lot of praise on the Internet, but Mo Wen didn't care much about all this. At this time, Mo Wen had already started in his room, thinking about filming first

Which movie will serve as his big screen debut?

In Mo Wen's mind, there are indeed many film resources on earth, but there are not that many films that have achieved both box office and word-of-mouth success.

And based on Mo Wen's personal preferences, he still prefers comedy, which leaves Mo Wen with even fewer choices.

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