Entertainment: Start from the unexpected
37. BMW don't touch me
As for the pattern of the earth, Mo Wen checked it before designing it. Although many parts of this world are very similar to the earth, they are only in terms of technology and culture. There are still differences in other aspects.
The planet under our feet in this world is called Blue Star. The landscape of the entire Blue Star is different from that of the Earth. It is mainly divided into five continents.
The continent in the middle is called Zhongzhou. The largest country is our Great China, and there are some small island countries around it.
The continent to the east is called Dongzhou, which is respected by the beautiful country. The continent to the west is called Xizhou. It was divided up by a group of small countries, but also formed an alliance called Western Europe.
The southern continent is called Nanzhou, which is mainly the place where black people live. It is also divided into many countries, with the country called Asan being the most famous.
Beizhou in the north, like Central Continent, is dominated by the White Bear Kingdom.
Therefore, the landscape of this blue star is completely different from that of the earth. All the land on the blue star is gathered on one side of the planet, and the other places are vast oceans, instead of being scattered like the earth.
Mo Wen uses the earth as the symbol of his studio. People in this world can't see it and just think it is an icon randomly designed by Mo Wen.
Next, subtitles began to appear on the screen one after another.·
Produced by Earth Film Studios
Mo Wen Producer
Producer Mo Wen
Produced by Mo Wen
Screenwriter Mo Wen
Director Mo Wen
The audience in this cinema was fine. After all, everyone knew that this was Mo Wen's movie, but it was different in other cinemas.
When the ordinary viewers saw this series of words "Mo Wen", they were surprised. What kind of god was this Mo Wen? He actually held many positions by himself.
Even those fans who never expected it came here because of the recommendation they never expected. They didn't know that Mo Wen was the director and screenwriter they never expected.
It wasn't until they saw this that they understood.
But they never expected that Mo Wen would be so awesome. Not only was he the director and screenwriter, he was also the producer and producer.
But everyone also expressed their understanding. After all, everyone knows how popular Wan Wan Wan Wan is and how popular it is, which means Wan Wan Wan Wan has made a lot of money.
Now that people have money, it is normal for them to invest in making movies.
The movie continues.
At first, when everyone saw Bao Shihong seeing the doctor at the beginning, they didn't think much of it. They just thought that the mountain dialect he spoke was very novel.
When everyone saw Xie Xiaomeng on the cable car, talking about a lot of things, just to pick up girls.
Everyone burst out laughing.
"God is so unfair to me. I cross the river by cableway every day, but I have never seen you."
"Maybe I pay too much attention to the scenery of this city. Who calls me a photographer?"
"Oh, my name is Xie Xiaomeng, just call me Charles."
"Whenever I look at the city from this perspective, I strongly feel that the city is the mother body, and we live in her womb."
"Just now when I was thinking about this problem, I suddenly saw you on my desk."
"There is something about you that touches me deeply."
"Do you know what this is? Motherhood, the great motherly scent."
How can you say this when picking up girls?
It's strange that this beautiful woman doesn't step on you with high heels.
The sour feeling of being stepped on by the heel of a high-heeled shoe made Xie Xiaomeng scream, and even the Coke in Xie Xiaomeng's hand fell from the cable car.
Then the screen flashed, and another man with glasses appeared, getting out of the car.
He took out a stack of A4 paper from his handbag and walked outside with a look of obscenity on his face.
Then there were some inexplicable dialogues in mountain city dialects, which made the audience confused.
I don’t even know what Mo Wen is filming.
Although the audience couldn't understand it, after all, they spent money to buy movie tickets and it was only a few minutes into the movie. Everyone was still a little patient and didn't leave immediately.
Besides, there was a joke just now.
So, everyone continues to read.
But when the screen flashed to Brother Dao and his family's home, everyone was confused again.
What do these people do?
Especially when they saw Hei Pi holding a hammer and preparing to attack the traffic police, everyone was shocked. What did this Hei Pi want to do? Attack the police?
Fortunately, there was a car accident behind him. It seemed like a car crash. When the traffic policeman turned around, the black man quickly put away the hammer.
This also allowed the traffic policeman to escape.
Otherwise, with one blow, the traffic policeman will become a vegetative state even if he doesn't die.
Just when everyone was confused, the screen flashed.
Bao Shihong and Sanbao were talking in the car, and suddenly something seemed to hit the front glass, and the entire windshield was shattered.
Bao Shihong looked at the deformed Coke bottle and cursed on the spot.
The two people quickly got off the car to check. When they found that it was a Coke bottle that had fallen from the cable car above, Bao Shihong cursed again at the cable car.
Only then did the audience realize that the previous scene of Xie Xiaomeng on the cable car was actually connected to here.
"How did you come up with this idea? This shooting technique is so novel." Such a novel narrative method surprised Yi Xin, who was sitting next to Mo Wen.
"This is a movie with a multi-line narrative style. It is indeed quite novel. No one in the world has ever made such a movie. It is also my first time to try it, and I don't know if the audience can accept such a movie." Mo Wen also said casually.
explained.
When Yi Xin heard Mo Wen's explanation, he secretly made a note of it in his mind. If he had a chance in the future, he would also like to try it. At the same time, he admired Mo Wen's imagination for being able to think of such a novel shooting method.
Then look down.
Bao Shihong and the others didn't notice at all at this time. Their car didn't have the handbrake on and the car was already sliding downwards.
Soon, he was hit by a car below.
What followed was another hilarious dialogue that made the audience laugh out loud.
"It's so fucking high-tech, driverless. I didn't see it, don't touch me (BMW)." Si Yan, who appeared earlier, pointed at his BMW and spoke in a funny mountain town dialect.
This line is so funny.
The audience laughed and called him "good guy".
It's just that these four eyes are a bit unreasonable. Not only do they curse, but they also use their hands.
Seeing this, Sanbao, who was standing next to Bao Shihong, stopped and punched and kicked Siyan on the spot.
At this time, the audience was relieved, but at the same time they were still thinking in their hearts: "This means that only evil people will suffer."
Finally, the traffic policeman rode over to deal with it, and Sanbao stopped.
In the end, the accident was resolved by Bao Shihong paying for it.
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