Entertainment starts with happy comedians
Chapter 250
On the stage, Mu Chen and Han Jian tacitly cooperated.
The number of fans in the live broadcast room has soared, and Mu Chen's fan value has also increased rapidly, Han Jian complained about Mu Chen's white eyes, drank his saliva and began to complain, "You say, these days are really getting poorer and poorer, the poorer and poorer, and I can't eat anything when I am pregnant." "
Hearing Han Yan's words, some older people in the audience couldn't help but feel deeply, at that time, there were almost three or four, four or five brothers and sisters in each of their families.
Mu Chen said to Han Jian seriously, "Eating is secondary, life lies in movement." As he spoke, he snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand, came to Han Yan's side and said loudly, "Come, get up and take a walk." "
Han Yan's face was full of reluctance, and he said unhappily, "Pull it down, it's been a day of wandering, what are you wandering about." "
"Laziness is a girl, it's good for you, wander around. Mu Chen ignored Han Yan's reluctance and insisted on letting her wander, but the audience was happy.
Han Jian got up with a chirp, complaining and muttering to Mu Chen, "I don't want to eat some fruit." "
When Mu Chen heard this, he brought two bundles of green onions from the side, "Then don't you have two bundles of green onions, come on." "
"Cut~~" Han Yan glanced at the two bundles of green onions, and snorted, "That green onion can be compared to fruit?"
Mu Chen looked at Han Yan and said with confidence, "Of course, green onions and fruits are the same in terms of scientific value." "
Han Jian glared at Mu Chen a few times, "Pull it down!" You still want to compare yourself with others who eat fruits when you eat green onions, the children born from people eating fruits are all blushing and watery, you look at our ones again, the stupid ones are green on the top." "
Hearing Han Yan's words, the audience was overjoyed, staring at the stage beautifully, stupidly green on the top, this description is simple, there is no harm if there is no comparison.
The comedians invited from the happy comedian in the backstage lounge, several of them were Song Xiaobao and Jia Ling, and Xiao Shen Yang did not come because he had other things, but it was enough.
"Brother Song, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse for us to participate in "Comedy Story". Jia Ling wiped the small tears that came out of his laughter, and asked painfully and happily.
"Hey, sister, I want to open some. Song Xiaobao sighed and said, "Muchen Han Fan They are here to fight popularity, and when their popularity is consolidated, they will naturally not participate anymore, and they will come to our world." "
"Our world, I want what you say to happen. Jia Ling's fat face glanced at the video, and he couldn't help but be amused again.
Song Xiaobao looked at the pain and happiness, and felt the empathy of the difficult brothers.
In the camera, Mu Chen walked around Han Qiao and answered, "This child is more distinctive, easy to recognize, do you know? Isn't the country in trouble now, and by 2000, it will be able to reach the level of eating a well-off life." "
The 12th Five-Year Plan in 2000, hearing that the audience here was another meal, this Brother Mu's level is not ordinarily high.
But seeing Han Yan slip away for a while, he returned to the stone seat and sat down, and snorted, "According to your life, you can't eat chaff." "
Mu Chen sat down with Han Yan in his arms, and continued without care, "He can eat bran or can't eat chaff, and it doesn't have much to do with the two of us, your main task now is to give me a son, do you know?"
The audience was happy, okay, this - there was a patriarchal again, and sure enough, immediately after that, Han Jian rolled his eyes Mu Chen, "Didn't you read what other people's newspapers said? The times are different, men and women are the same." "
Mu Chen heard this, but there was no fluctuation at all, and he corrected the chaos and said seriously, "You heard it wrong." That is to say, it really doesn't work, men and women are the same. That, that's what I said to help with sterilization, can't we do it, give birth to a few more while you're young and strong, which one do you say will be a township chief or something like that in the future. "
Han Jian was not happy when he heard Mu Chen speak, and he didn't have a good airway and said, "You can pull it down, just like a bear, and you have cultivated a township chief, it is not good to name a child." After speaking, he didn't forget to throw Mu Chen a roll of his eyes, and the audience who watched it was completely rejected in their hearts.
Mu Chen glared at Han Yan, looking like I didn't carry this pot, and asked, "Why can't I get up?"
"Hey, I'm really not happy to expose your shortcomings~" Han Jian pouted at Mu Chen, who was unhappy, and chirped, "Just say big girl, a girl, what is the name of "Zhen'er", "Ling'er", "Feng'er", it sounds good to the ear, you can do it, hold back for three days and blush, and come up with a name called "Hainan Island", this is a personal name?"
"Poof~6666666, hey, I'll go, Hainan Island, Brother Mu's name is amazing!"
"Damn, it's domineering enough, and strive to give birth to the whole country as soon as possible~!"
"Hehe, Brother Mu, I'm optimistic about you, work hard, the revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard~~"
"Tsk~, it's worthy of Brother Mu, this level is really high, this is a master, definitely a master~!!"
The audience was amused at the time, and named their daughter Hainan Island, it is estimated that only Mu Chen thought of it, and I really look forward to what will happen next. _
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