Entertainment: Taking the lead in making jokes, this guy doesn’t want to be popular anymore

“Ahhhh, I finally saw Kunkun, I want to lick the screen like crazy! Suck, suck, suck…”

“I want to break it open and then suck the golden soup like crazy!”

“Kunkun, do you want your sister’s barrage to fill your entire live broadcast room? Um?”

“I want to wrap Kaikunkun’s pussy and suck it like crazy! !”

“I want to open Kunkun’s mouth, and then suck Lingdong’s schoolhouse Toru hard!”

….With the addition of this new force, both Heizi and Baizi were shocked

when they saw this earth-shattering speech !

!

What kind of unfaithful statement is this? !

Who are you?

What is the purpose of coming to this live broadcast room? ! !

It turned out that this group of people were passers-by, and some of them were even fans of Hua Chenyu.

However, when I first heard the song sung by Li Yukun a few days ago, I was immediately shocked.

Just when I was hesitating between joining Heizi and Baizi,

these passers-by saw more recent reports about Li Yukun on the Internet.

Clear traffic politely at the airport,

treat seniors with humility on stage��。

And he doesn’t mind others making fun of him at all,

and even interacts with people who make fun of him.

Such a star with no pretensions and good character

completely touched their hearts.

As a result, these people quickly established their own base on Weibo.

They are not black people,

nor are they white people.

They call themselves yellow people!

The official name is…hkun! !

At this moment,

a super rocket rose up in the live broadcast room!

At the same time, there was also a speech accompanied by the emperor。

【Starting from today, Kunkun not only has black and white, but also yellow!】

【From today on, we Huangzi, also known as hkun, will advance and retreat together with Kunkun! !】

【Huangzi…Long live! hkun save! !】

“hkun save! !”

“hkun save! ! ”

These big words filled the live broadcast room.

In an instant,

Bai Zi and Heizi in the live broadcast room were silent.

They never expected it.

Li Yukun, who thought he had both Bai Zi and Heizi, was outrageous enough.

Who knew, he Huang Zi appears now?!

Blessed by the three powers of black, white and yellow?

Even Ultraman Tiga doesn’t have three powers!

Li Yukun is better….

It’s so outrageous that you opened the door for me, it’s so outrageous!

Even Li Yukun was deceived.

Huang Zi?

When was such a thing born?…Abstract power? ?

White stones represent light,

black stones represent darkness, and

yellow stones represent…abnormal? ?

….What the hell! !

I really want to develop Xiao Heizi!

Now you tell me, suddenly there is an extra one named Huang Zi? ! !

What are these speeches?…

Li Yukun didn’t even notice.

He was trying his best not to watch the barrage now.

Damn it, where is Heizi?

Where is Bai Zi?

Is he all mute? ?

On the other hand, Reba’s face turned red when she saw it.

This, this, this….

It’s my pussy, it’s sucking, it’s delicious soup…

Ahhhhhh what are these people talking about? !

Why does Li Yukun have such an abstract fan base? ! !

Li Yukun no longer watches the barrage,

conspicuous bags,

a group of conspicuous bags!

This is to let those colleagues know that they have such fans…

Shameful, so damn shameful! !

The black ones didn’t help Li Yukun break his defenses, but

the yellow ones did let him break his defenses a bit.

Fortunately, Huang Zi is a new force after all.

Although ikun is getting weaker and weaker,

a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and

Bai Zi’s power is not comparable to that of Huang Zi.

What’s more,

there is the biggest force – Heizi, jkun!

There is no dispute that jkun is the leader of Li Yukun’s three major forces.

How can they let the rising star hkun be unscrupulous? !

After a while, Huang Zi was almost squeezed out of the barrage by Bai Zi and Heizi.

It can be seen that in the past, it was a one-sided battle between Bai Zi and Heizi.

They did not attack passers-by or other people’s fans,

but only targeted each other.

But now,

because of Huang Zi’s appearance,

the two major forces have rarely joined together.。

“Get out! Brother, I don’t need perverts like you!”

“Duck head in the sewer, please stop embarrassing your brother, okay?”

“Are you more like little Heizi?”

“I’ve been watching movies for two and a half years and I’m not as perverted as you!”

“A little black guy wearing yellow skin, right? Get out of the live broadcast room! ”

Heizi and Baizi joined forces, and

the barrage of the new force Huang Zi was quickly squeezed out. He could only silently make those perverted remarks

in the corner of the live broadcast room

…

Trying to awaken the perverted attributes of more passers-by and invite them to join hkun…

But obviously,

although Heizi likes to play tricks and

Baizi likes Li Yukun without any brain

,…No one has become so perverted yet.

This road of assimilating black and white people is obviously dead…..

After seeing Huang Zi being controlled by Heizi and Bai Zi in the live broadcast room.

Li Yukun also breathed a sigh of relief.

Live broadcast officially started。

“Okay, so let’s start this live broadcast today, mainly for our spokesperson An Muxi. ”

After saying that, Li Yukun looked at Reba.

Reba bulged her mouth and blinked her big eyes blankly.

It’s your turn, speak, don’t you understand this process?!

Li Yukun’s crazy eyes hinted.

Reba again Blink.

What does Sen Mo mean? I don’t understand? Are you blaming Sen Mo?

Li Yukun:“…..”

He was completely silent.

Help! !

It’s so embarrassing to have so many people in the live broadcast room! !

It’s like traveling back to yesterday and stopping myself from going out to pick up Reba! ! Otherwise, it would be impossible to miss the live broadcast script

because of late night snacks and playing games . Naturally, it is impossible to face such an embarrassing scene! Looking at the two people who fell into silence, Yang Mi slapped her forehead. She knew that neither of them had read the live broadcast script! Yang Mi had no choice but to pin her hopes on Li Yukun. Reba’s little brain is totally hopeless. Boss Yang’s hope had just risen when Li Yukun spoke: “Speak, aren’t you in charge of today’s live broadcast?

”

“….”Boss Yang’s hope began to fade away.

Reba’s confused voice sounded: “Do you want me to come?”

“Nonsense, you said that when we were playing games yesterday。”

“OK, I’ll do it! Reba

said excitedly。

“…..”

All hope is shattered.

Yang Mi was expressionless.

Let you two go back and familiarize yourself with the live broadcast script, and

you two can play the game with your backhand all night, right?

I’m so depressed that I don’t even feel a trace of sadness anymore.

I’m so skinny, I’ve had enough of these two people.

Why didn’t you realize that these two people were rebellious when you signed the contract?

Three-digit weight, double-digit body weight.

Reba had changed into a different look,

her little face was full of seriousness, “In that case, follow my instructions!”

Then, Reba picked up An Muxi from the table,

“So this time, Li Yukun and I endorsed An Muxi. Everyone knows this. ”

Seeing Reba’s appearance and words,

Yang Mi was a little surprised. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) The

rebellious boy has disappeared?

And Reba’s voice continued:

“Next, I will divide the work. If it is not completed, then I will have to be fired. ”

Yang Mi began to realize that something was a little bit wrong.

In the camera, Reba pointed to the side with high spirits,

“Xiao He, you are in charge of the lighting。”

“Sister Ting, you are responsible for controlling the field. ”

Then, Reba looked at Li Yukun next to her.。

“As for Xiao Li?…You are responsible for building a rocket to the moon! ”

Li Yukun:“？？？”

“What

the hell is going to the moon? !

Reba: “The live broadcast scene is arranged on the moon, so that advertisers can see our sincerity. ” ”

Li Yukun:“？？？”

Yang Mi:“！！！”

I knew it, I fucking knew it! !

The live broadcast that arranges these two people together will definitely cause trouble! !

Live broadcast room audience:

“puff! Hahahahaha, is it okay to go to the moon?”

“An Muxi: I feel it, I really feel sincerity。”

“Hahahaha Reba is so fun! You can see a different Li Yukun every time you are with her.

Reba stared at Li Yukun: “Huh? ” Why don’t you go?

Li Yukun: “Fuck you! ” Why don’t you build a rocket for me to see? Reba

touched her chin and thought for a while, “Oh~ you think it’s a bit difficult, right?” Li

Yukun twitched his lips: “Building a rocket to land on the moon is no longer difficult, right?” Reba

shook her head in disappointment, “Yes, it’s quite difficult for you to do this.” ”

Li Yukun:“…..”

It’s great to drink. I’m looked down upon because I can’t build rockets.。

“how? Do you really think that I am the male protagonist of Shuangwen?

You can make a rocket with your bare hands and let me see!

Reba changed the subject: “If that’s the case, let me make another arrangement for you. “。”

“Don’t change the topic, why don’t you build a rocket for me today!”

“Okay, Xiao Li, please report and sort out your recent work information first. ”

Li Yukun rolled his eyes, “How to report? Where to start?

Reba pretended to think, “Yeah ….Let’s start five thousand years ago. ”

Li Yukun:“….Are you, your boss, Pangu or a descendant? ! ”

The corner of Yang Mi’s mouth twitched uncontrollably…

The phone she held in her hand tightened again.

The assistant Tingting’s eyelids jumped.

It’s deformed!

Sister Mi, your phone has deformed again!!

And pay attention to the live broadcast room. The person in charge of An Muxi has slumped in the chair.

What’s going on?

Where is the prepared live broadcast script?

Why are there not any of these words you said in the script?

Are they really not used at all?!

That’s our marketing Dozens of people in the department wrote it day and night!

Their broken hair can wrap around our company!

You just don’t use it?! You

actually waste the fruits of our labor like this?!

So, For the sake of traffic, I asked them to speak for this matter….

Was it wrong from the beginning? !

During the live broadcast,

Reba pretended to be dissatisfied and said, “You can’t complete the tasks given to you, and

you can’t report the work even if you are asked to do so.”。”

“what? ��You come to speak for me and I just want you to sit here? ”

Li Yukun rolled his eyes and said, “Here, show me how to complete one of these two items.。”

“I won’t talk about the rocket landing on the moon.。”

“Five thousand years of work?”

“What? Do you want to write a book?”

“Is it Pangu’s autobiography or Hou Yi’s psychological journey when he shot the sun? ”

Puch!

Reba couldn’t help laughing, but she quickly covered her mouth.

She rolled her eyes, put down her hand, and coughed lightly: “In that case,

for the sake of An Muxi’s promotional live broadcast, I will give it to you again. You provide three tasks. ”

Li Yukun nodded: “You say it. Reba

held out a little finger and said, “First point, you go to the sun and put the background of the live broadcast on the sun

to show our sincerity.”。”

“The second point is that if you become an immortal through cultivation, anyone who drinks Anmuxi yogurt can gain your cultivation experience.。”

“The third point is to take off with the Anmuxi advertising sign without using any props, so that people around the world can see Anmuxi’s advertising slogan. Li Yukun couldn’t bear it anymore, ”

What’s the difference between these three things and building a rocket to go to the moon?” !”

“Oh, sorry, there is still a difference. The last three points cannot be achieved at all! Reba

shook her finger, “That’s not right. If we bring in all the scientists from a big country, we can actually land on the moon.”。”

“Humph, just because you can’t do it doesn’t mean others can’t do it either. ”

Li Yukun:“…..”

It’s great, but I’m looked down upon because I can’t fly to the moon with a rocket.

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

Xiao Heizi even started。

“Your singing is very nice, but let me ask you, can you go to the moon?”

“Can’t even go to the moon? No way, right?”

“Is it really oily to eat or not? You can’t even play basketball, nor can you build a rocket to land on the moon?”

“It’s already 3023, is there still someone who can’t squeeze a rocket with bare hands?”

“Why do you want to build a rocket to go to the moon? Pigeons can fly directly to the moon!”

“Pigeons fly to the moon! Block the mouths of these little black men! ”

Under the leadership of Reba, the biggest fan,

Li Yu���The memes have evolved to version 3.2.5.

Xiao Heizi, don’t ask why it is 2.5.

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room,

Yang Mi had already had the urge to run over and turn off the live broadcast!

The whitewash plan has been in the works for a while.

The problem is that there is no chance to implement it!

Li Yukun has been making jokes like crazy before, and

it finally stopped. Not even three days have passed, but

Reba started again!

Oh my God,

why did I sign these two rebels? !

Li Yukun took a deep breath, “If you are like this,

then I will have to sit quietly and watch your performance.”

Reba lowered her head and thought for a second, “Doesn’t that mean I want to get a share of the money? , working two jobs?!”

“No, absolutely not! ”

Li Yukun rolled his eyes.

Yang Mi squeezed the phone again. (Qian Zhaozhao)

Assistant Tingting’s eyelids jumped again.

Sister, it’s smoking,

the phone is smoking! Hey!!

“Then you arrange one that I can do, no, at least most normal people can do it! Li

Yukun said angrily.

Reba: “That won’t work. If most people can do it, why would An Muxi ask us two to speak for him?””

“Wouldn’t it be better to let others speak for you? ”

Li Yukun opened his mouth and

wanted to refute,

but he couldn’t find any point to refute.

Such a strange brain circuit makes people want to refute but there is no place to refute.。

“Okay, let me hear what you have to say next。”

“I look at what I can accomplish that most people can’t accomplish. ”

Li Yukun looked at her quietly with his face sideways.

Reba bit her little finger, with a hard-thinking expression on her face.

Suddenly, Reba clapped her little hands and suddenly realized, “I know!”

“Um?”

“You write a song!”

“？？？”

Li Yukun has a black question mark face。

“right! Click a song! Increase your influence! Let everyone buy Anmuxi! !”

“Hahahaha, you can also write songs anyway, so why not sing one live?

This will also let the advertising side see our sincerity! Reba

said to Li Yukun with a bright red face.

Li Yukun: “Is this what you said most people can’t do but I can do?”

Reba: “Yeah! ” ”

Li Yukun opened his mouth again.

He still couldn’t refute.

I laughed so hard, I can’t even think of refuting this strange brain circuit.

Watching the interaction between the two, the netizens in the live broadcast room were even happier.。

“Hahahahaha, they both know the effects of the show!”

“How should I put it? It seems like this advertisement was advertised, but it seems like it was not advertised.。”

“He loves us terribly, and we love him terribly/love”

“Bai Zi in front of you, is the current atmosphere not suitable for posting ikun records?”

“Pigeon is going to sing? Thousands of Blood Book Chicken, you are so beautiful!”

“Just because I’m not a chicken, how many times do you guys have to tell me?”

“Do I think others are stupid if I don’t deliver? ! ”.