Entertainment: Taking the lead in making jokes, this guy doesn’t want to be popular anymore

Without hesitation,

Li Yukun immediately said: “System, open the treasure chest!”

Ding, the black iron treasure chest is opened….Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Evil King’s True Eye Eyepatch from the Two-Spined Ape.

The black iron treasure chest is opened.

Congratulations to the host for getting the stockings from Er~Spiny Ape.

Li Yukun:“….”

These two treasure chests made him a little desperate.

Silver treasure chest opened…Congratulations to the host for getting attribute points +2

and opening the silver treasure chest….Congratulations to the host for getting attribute points + 4

packs of silver treasure chests for opening…Congratulations to the host for getting attribute points +2

and opening the gold treasure chest….Congratulations to the host for obtaining the passive skill: The world focuses on me.

Golden treasure chest opened…Congratulations to the host for obtaining the active skill: I am calm in times of crisis.

Fortunately, the two gold treasure chests at the back gave Li Yukun a little more comfort.

Li Yukun looked at the two skills he had obtained。

【The world focuses on me: You must be worried about what to do when that day comes when you will have one billion negative fans in the future, right? It doesn’t matter, having this skill will allow you to get the most attention no matter what scene you are in, and your actions will be amplified, so that more people will pay attention, ensuring that you can die faster. 】

Li Yukun:“….I’m sure, I’m extremely sure that this little chicken foot system is the sunspot!”

【Me who is calm in times of crisis: you who will have one billion negative fans in the future….】

Li Yukun: So why do you have to add this sentence every time? !

【It doesn’t matter, with this skill, you can not panic at all. Even if countless knives are pointed directly at you, you can still be fearless in the face of danger, control the order on the spot, and let the knives chop you in an orderly manner. 】

Li Yukun:“…..”

Dead.

this system…

Why do you mean you want to kill me, the host, both inside and outside of your words?

how? If I die early, I can get a new one, right?

Then you can untie it!

What does he mean by expecting me to be tortured to death every day?

Come on, deduct 1 now, this stupid system is for you!

…..Suppress your thoughts of complaining.

Li Yukun took a few deep breaths: “What do attribute points mean?”

Ding!

The system summarizes that human beings have four major attribute points, which are divided into physical fitness, strength, charm, and speed.

The host can add any attribute points to any attribute to be strengthened.

After hearing this explanation, Li Yukun suddenly realized.

If you don’t look at the previous two skills,

this system doesn’t want to kill you so much.

After thinking about it,

Li Yukun added some attributes to his charm.

Others are sandwiched between physique and strength respectively.

Physique represents health.

No matter what, you still need to have a good body, right?

This way, when the time comes, I can hold on for a few more seconds….

Then,

Li Yukun thought of the two black iron treasure boxes in front of him.

With a movement in his heart,

a white eyepatch appeared in his hand.

Li Yukun picked it up and looked at it.

Evil King’s True Eye Blindfold?

Speechless,

who would like this kind of boring animation? Death

Li Yukun reached out his hand and

put the eye patch on his eyes.

I took a look in the mirror,

“You’re laughing so hard, who’s a serious person looking at the second disease? Drath.”

Then, Li Yukun looked at another thing in his hand again.。

【The stockings of a famous succubus of the Two-thorned Ape: It seems to contain the mysterious bonus of the succubus. Please explore the details by the host….】

Li Yukun touched it.

It feels silky and soft, and

when you smell it, there is still a certain fragrance lingering on it.

Um?

Why should I smell it? !

Damn it, the attribute of stockings control can’t be hidden anymore!

Li Yukun holds the stockings,

huh?

Wait a moment?

Why have I become a bit of a middle-class kid?

Li Yukun looked at himself in the mirror wearing an eye patch。

“It can’t be this boring thing, “death”

. After taking it down,

Li Yukun instantly felt that his heart became normal.

Sure enough, the evil king’s true eye was really causing trouble!

Put these two things in the drawer for the time being. In

front of Li Yukun Went to the bathroom to wash up.

The next day,

Li Yukun had been watching TV at home in the morning.

It was not until the afternoon

that he started to get dressed. After

cleaning up,

Li Yukun went to the studio where I am a singer-songwriter.

This is not because he was a big name. .

Instead, he had already written the song yesterday.

Even if he went there today, he

would just be in a daze and play with his mobile phone. So, just arrive in advance before the show starts.。

….After arriving at the studio hall.

Everyone else has arrived.

Li Yukun also said hello to a few people, then

came to his seat and sat down.

soon.

The time came to eight o’clock.

The second episode of I Am a Singer-Songwriter is officially launched.

In the official live broadcast room of iQiyi.

The barrage scrolled back and forth.

Basically, they are all just stoking fire.。

“It is said that Gai will face Li Yukun in this issue?”

“Are you going to laugh yourself to death and continue to humiliate yourself?”

“My brother only needs a little bit of effort, and he’s already at his limit in the rap world.。”

“It was just a mistake last time, you know nothing!”

“This is so funny. Chapter 7 of Kun has already been released, why are there still people talking harshly? ”

At this time,

Che Che’s voice also sounded on the screen.。

“Welcome all singer-songwriters to our second issue of I Am a Singer-Songwriter。”

“Because we made a ranking in the last issue。”

“In this period, players in the lower position can choose to challenge the upper position higher than themselves.。”

“If the challenge is successful, you will be promoted smoothly. If the challenge fails, you will enter the pending area and be re-ranked according to the number of votes.。”

….Hear the new rules.

The audience including those in front of the screen were all excited!

A discerning person will see that this is most likely a rule change for Li Yukun and Gai!

Obviously,

the program crew knows what their audience likes to watch!

“Okay, then let’s start with the last player.。”

“Please name the player you want to challenge. ”

The screen lens is covered。

“Li Yukun. ”

Without any surprise,

Guy directly said Li Yukun’s name.

There was a small sensation at the scene.

However, everyone had obviously thought of this situation.

But they all wanted to know,

the last time he was tortured to pieces by Li Yukun in rap,

This time I came to challenge Li Yukun again.

What did I have to rely on?

And then,

the rest of the people also chose their own opponents.

In addition to Gai who chose to challenge Li Yukun,

Lao Fen next door also chose to challenge Li Yukun.

Also That is to say,

Li Yukun has to face the challenge of two people.

The number of votes must be higher than that of the two

in order to remain in the upper zone.

The first person to face off

is Chen Li and Zhang Yixing.

I don’t know if they have agreed in advance. .

It’s still the same as the previous issue.

The song Zhang Yixing sang this time was called Ai Lian Shuo.

Chen Li sang Kong Kong.

But this time,

Zhang Yixing still lost to Chen Li.

The difference in votes was very small, only two hundred votes.

Therefore, Zhang Yixing’s location remains unchanged.。

….Next, there is a duel between Zheng Jun and Ma Di.

The duel between the two is also quite exciting.

The title of the song Ma Di sang was similar to the previous one,

it was called a vulgar song.

This time, he successfully defeated Zheng Jun and reached the upper zone.

Then, it was Li Yukun’s turn to face off.

The first person to appear was Lao Fen next door.

On the screen,

there was a scene of Lao Fen shouting from a distance.。

“Um…In

fact, I have always wanted to try to compete with top songwriters, and Li Yukun is such a person,

so I also want to challenge myself this time. ”

What Lao Fen said was quite satisfactory,

and at the same time he quietly raised his hand to Li Yukun.

This made Li Yukun’s fans shout that Lao Fen looked really pleasing to the eye!

Then he sang.

The song he sang was called The Third Person. .After

the singing, the voting did not start.

Then came the cover…

The familiar part of shouting through the air appeared。

“I was careless last time. I admit that the song was good, but the next song was created with all my heart and soul. I have absolute confidence that I can beat him!”

“I want to prove to everyone that just because you occasionally write a song doesn’t mean you can actually rap! ”

Gai said confidently.

Chapter 7 of Ye is very good,

but Guy doesn’t believe that every song by Li Yukun is so excellent!

“The next song is called Bliss! ” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“I will use my own strength to head to the upper zone with dignity! ”

After the pre-game shouting,

Gai was on the stage dressed in hip-hop attire and began to sing. The

pronunciation was still unclear.

The rhythm was very passionate,

just like mainstream rap songs.

Gai’s fans were once again full of enthusiasm for Gai. They gained confidence.

One by one they jumped up and down on the barrage.

All kinds of boastful speeches

made the white boys in their prime feel a little ashamed.。

…..The song is finished.

Then, the focus of the audience – Li Yukun!

In the screen, Li Yukun’s shouting session appeared.

In an instant,

those who were still bragging wildly about Gai’s barrage.

Suddenly covered by another force!

“Wearing a shawl and a crown, accompanying Kun to become the king!”

“he came! A hot man appears!”

“Chicken, come back, it has been two years and the village can no longer afford eggs!”

“Kun, the basketball court in the village has been repaired. The village chief said that he will not stop you from wearing overalls to play basketball, as long as you give him an egg!”

“Hahaha, even a true fan like me would laugh so hard。”

“Are you guys disgusting?”

“The steamed shrimp heads are all steamed in a membrane. Do you want to eat each of the fried cakes? Can you eat Flavor Camellia Chrysanthemum? Do you want to eat flavored fried fish?”

“Lotus Pot has taken action, and my brother’s emoticons have been removed from the Internet. I can’t see any of them anymore. That’s great!”

“Isn’t it a chicken strategy? I refuse to give/smile。”

“If you don’t give it, it’s kerosene/smile”

“The 128th day of wanting to be Fang Tian’s painting of a halberd, the 128th day of dreaming of being held by my brother’s halberd。”

“Kunkun, when people see you they smile unconsciously. ”

This series of barrage,

including white, black and perverted.

The expressions of passers-by are complicated,

just like the ingredients on this barrage.

In the picture,

Li Yukun’s voice also sounded.。

“I don’t have much to say. Anyway, whatever faction the show team lacks, I’ll just fill it in. ”

After saying this, it was over.

As simple as ever,

and as always, he didn’t pay attention to Gai.

The screen turned and

he came to the stage.

Li Yukun, dressed in black,

appeared on the stage!

Three shadows The light hit him,

creating a sense of mystery.

Then,

the prelude sounded!

The melody of viola mixed with classical guitar sounded.

Every sound of bang bang bang struck people’s hearts rhythmically.

It was like coming to the ancient times of the Middle Ages. In the castle.

Then, a female high-pitched voice sounded, and

people unconsciously got goosebumps.

Coupled with the special combination of retro music and piano, it

was weird and

mysterious!

It was like being in a vampire’s castle.

Holding a microphone Li Yukun lowered his voice and

started singing his own Li style rap:

“The cool morning dew wets the black dress。”

“The stone road is foggy, my father is complaining。”

“Helpless awareness can only become more cruel。”

“All for the path to the sanctuary. ”

The audience was shocked.

The tone of the classical guitar accompaniment was very wet,

as if it was really wet by the cool morning dew.

As the viola played,

the male voice recited Bible prayers devoutly,

bringing profound memories. , the old breath came to the face.

The gorgeous and soft tone of the oboe was interspersed with distant memories.

Pictures arose in the minds of the audience.

Suddenly, the strings became long lines.

The sacred suddenly turned into weird.

Li Yukun’s mouth spoke very fast,

but everyone could hear every word clearly.。

“We all have sins,”

“Committing different sins,”

“Can I be sure who is right?”

“Who should sleep?”

“The dispute cannot be resolved,”

“In the never-ending night,”

“shut your mouth,”

“the only favor。”

….Unlimited single bets,

and all lyrics are not single bets used to make up the number!

Guy even opened his eyes in shock!

Many rap-style songs

are so-called sing-alongs, just for the sake of sing-along.

Sing it out���What does it mean? Don’t say that the audience can’t understand it.

Even they themselves don’t move.

But Li Yukun’s lyrics

not only follow each sentence,

but also follow the previous sentence!

Moreover, the lyrics are even more descriptive!

And many people who have watched The Godfather suddenly have a sudden realization.

This song and these lyrics

seem to be recording the life of the Godfather?

The narrative becomes more urgent later on, and the feeling of being forced and urged becomes stronger.

It’s like he’s anxious to tell you the whole story,

like he’s running out of time….

Then, the main song enters the third section.

The rhythm becomes faster and faster, and

the sense of melody is more obvious than before!

The lyrics in which Li Yukun deliberately lowered his voice

also pointed out the real theme of this song!

The whisper was brisk,

and there was a hint of aloofness in his tone.。

“Lower your head and kiss my left hand

in exchange for the promise of forgiveness。”

“The old pipe organ was in the corner,

playing music all the time. ”

As soon as these two lyrics came out,

everyone thought of that scene!

In the first part, the scene where the old godfather Vito extended his left hand to the funeral parlor owner in the dark room

suddenly felt full of imagery!

Then, the narrative rap It rang again, and

the movie scene in my mind continued to move forward.。

“The black curtain was blown by the wind, and

the sunlight penetrated silently。”

“Sprinkle it on the beasts that have been tamed by the quilt. ”

Beasts can hurt people and themselves.

Even if they are tamed, their ferocity remains.

The repeated betrayals by members of the family

have made the elderly second-generation godfather Mike no longer trust anyone.

Li Yukun’s speech speed increased again,

strange and dark The style of music is also accelerating!

“Shouting in silence, shouting in silence, loneliness begins to ferment。”

“Keep laughing at me,

the memories gradually fade away。”

“Pictures of once innocence and

cruel tenderness appear. ”

The picture advanced again.

The picture of the first Sicilian wife being blown up in the car has been burning

in Mike’s heart.

Everyone closed their eyes.

The audience who had watched The Godfather

compared the scenes that appeared in The Godfather one by one according to the lyrics. .

The speech is extremely fast but the enunciation is clear,

allowing them to fully understand what Li Yukun is singing and

what Li Yukun is narrating.

It is already shocking,

and then,

the chorus part comes,

Everyone’s hearts were excited!

There was a harmony of /VIm-/VIm-/VIm-/III.

It suddenly became even more weird.

Li Yukun on the stage lowered his head and held the microphone in both hands.

Sing softly.

It’s like whispering。

“Merciful husband, I have fallen into a kingdom where I cannot see sin.。”

“please forgive my arrogance。”

“No one can say it, no one can say it, it’s so hard to bear。”

“Behind the glory is a loneliness…”Where”.