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Chapter 64 Teacher Lin! Professional Cheating For A Hundred Years! (Please Subscribe On 510)

Three-year-old children have begun to understand.

You will be filled with joy when you see cute animals such as kittens, chicks, and ducks.

To them, puppies are a bit too ferocious.

Those who are timid will be scared away and cry.

If you are brave, you will chase the dog and beat it.

The two little tiger girls, Tuantuanqiuqiu, obviously belong to the latter group.

Just pick up the stick and do it!

The dog-beating stick method inherited from her mother Guo Xiang (Yang Mi) makes her become a tiger with ease.

Sister Zifeng quickly picked up little H and approached Tuantuan Qiuqiu.

"If they don't bite, you can pet their heads."

Dabao Erbao stared at sister Zifeng for a long time.

This sister looks kind-faced and should not lie to others.

They stretched out their little hands and touched Little H's dog head.

Little H twitched his ears meekly to show his goodwill towards Dabao and Erbao.

Seeing that there was no danger, the two milk dumplings became more and more wanton.

Start touching little H’s ears and nose.

Touching and giggling.

"Dad, why doesn't this dog bite people?" Tuantuan asked.

In her opinion, dogs will bite people.

Lin Yu explained patiently: "Dogs are different. Some bite people, while others are very obedient. The same goes for people."

"Your grandfathers work very hard, earn a lot of money, and are famous."

"Dad can't do it. He can't make money even if he doesn't want to work. He can only make ends meet by eating soft food."

Xu Zheng retorted.

"Are you putting yourself down or bragging?"

"Who doesn't want to live a soft life, and who wants to work hard? The key is that we don't have the capital."

Xu Zheng became bald just after graduating from university.

Let’s not talk about appearance.

This amount of hair alone is nothing like eating soft rice.

But Xu Zheng is really awesome.

He married Xiao Taohong, who was very popular at the time, back home.

But he didn't eat dinner.

Instead, he became a powerful figure in the film industry based on his strength.

"I'm going to get some fresh juice for the babies."

He Yan came into the room and brought out a large glass of juice.

I took two small cups and poured them for Dabao and Erbao.

"Baby, drink juice"

Although He Jiong has no children.

But his personality is still more suitable for raising children.

He has the potential to be a good father.

At least he won't be inferior to Huang Lei, who calls himself a "good dad".

Lin Yu picked up two small glasses of juice and looked at Dabao's second floor.

"Can daddy do a magic trick for you?"

"good!"

The milk dumplings responded in unison innocently.

"Close your eyes and count from 1 to 10 silently in your mind. Then open your eyes, and you can see the magic trick done by Dad."

The milk dumplings closed their eyes obediently and began to count silently in their hearts.

Counting to 10, they opened their eyes together.

Only to find that there was not a drop of juice in the cup.

Lin Yu laughed loudly: "How is it? Is dad's magic powerful? The juice is gone."

Dabao and Dabao looked at each other.

Then they all looked at Lin Yu with ugly expressions.

Like the calm before the storm.

really.

In less than three seconds, Dabao and Dabao burst into tears in unison.

He Jiong quickly poured two more glasses before coaxing them to stay.

"Hahaha! Teacher Lin even cheated his own daughter? Just be human!"

"Babies are so cute when they cry. What should I do if I just like to watch them cry?"

"Hahaha... this magic is really amazing."

"My wife and daughter are not only used to pamper me, but also to be used as a trap."

"I was not sure whether to have a daughter at first, but the crying of the two babies strengthened my belief. Give birth! Must give birth!"

"Upstairs, I wish you a baby with five treasures, and all of them will be boys.

Reba clenched her pink fist tightly and said, "Lin Yu, close your eyes and I will do a magic trick for you."

Lin Yu frowned.

He didn't know what tricks Reba was playing.

I didn’t bully your daughter either!

It's Yang Mi who wants revenge, it's not your turn.

"open mouth."

Lin Yu closed her eyes and opened her mouth obediently, showing her big white teeth.

Reba handed the pink fist to his mouth.

Then he stuffed a handful of peeled melon seeds into Lin's mouth.

Lin Yu chewed heavily.

"Does it smell good?"

Lin Yu nodded: "It smells so good. I like this magic. Change it again."

Reba pouted: "Do you really think I can do magic? If you want to change again, you have to give me twenty minutes to prepare.

"666...Spreading sugar again?"

"Just keep this rhythm and squirt hard for me!"

"I'm just a single guy watching a variety show, why are you giving me such a critical blow?"

All the guests covered their faces.

Spreading sugar and dog food at every turn, it’s hard to eat!

Huang Lei complained: "I don't think I have to prepare the ingredients. I don't need to eat tonight. I'm full of dog food."

Yang Mi answered.

"Teacher Huang can indeed rest. Let Lin Yu cook dinner, right? He... knows a little bit about cooking."

Huang Lei was surprised: "You can also cook?"

He couldn't believe it.

Lin Yu is young and can act, write songs, write scripts, flirt with girls, and even cook!

Almighty!

Lin Yu said modestly: "If you know a little bit, you can help Teacher Huang."

Huang Lei is a good person.

He vaguely smelled the air of pretense.

"You're not going to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, right? No, you're in charge tonight and I'm going to help you."

"Then I'll do it, same thing."

Chatted for a while.

The mushroom house veterans brought a group of flying guests to the backyard.

There is a little sheep and a Susu raised here.

There are also duck lanterns and a group of small sea ducks.

Tuantuan Qiuqiu likes little ducks very much.

They bent their calves, squatted on the ground and started stroking the duck's head.

After touching the ducks, we went to the sheepfold to watch the sheep graze.

Tuantuan smacked his lips: "Dad, I want to eat mutton."

Not to be outdone, Qiuqiu said: "I want to eat beef."

He Ji almost burst out laughing.

"Babies are so real? Do you want to eat meat when you see cattle and sheep?"

"You guys made 700 yuan today. I'll ask Peng Peng to go buy some beef and mutton on the street later."

"However, Lili and Xiaodian can't eat it."

They are not the elders of the mushroom house.

But it has appeared for several seasons. It is the mascot of Mushroom House, so naturally it cannot be killed and eaten.

Tuantuan nodded seriously.

"Yes, it is Suzy the lamb, and you cannot eat it. These ducks are Mrs. Duck and her children, and you cannot eat them either.

Lin Yu explained: "I have seen too much Peppa Pig."

He Jiong clapped his hands: "Let's go to the beach to play? Take photos, blow in the wind, and let the babies pick up shells."

"In another half hour, we can catch the sea."

The so-called "catch the sea" means that people living on the seaside follow the laws of ebb and flow of the tide.

The process of fishing or collecting seafood on the tidal flats and rocks on the coast in time for the low tide.

You can catch a lot of fish, shrimp, oysters, crabs, sea cucumbers and other seafood.

Lin Yu noticed the two cars parked on the beach at a glance.

"Teacher He, were these two strange cars made by the program team? They are too ugly."

He Yan nodded.

"Ugly, it's a bit ugly, but the performance is okay...Would you like to take Mimi and Reba up there and have a ride?"

The roof of this car is an iron frame, like a tortoise shell, with a panoramic sunroof.

It doesn't look very reliable.

Reba shook his head: "I'll watch the baby, you go up."

Lin Yu opened the iron casing, turned over and sat in the driver's seat.

Then he put his arms around Yang Mi's waist and carried her lovingly into the car.

After possessing the car god skill.

Lin Yu can master any vehicle in one second.

start up!

Kick the accelerator and rush forward!

This place is full of sandy beaches. It is difficult for an ordinary car to drive and requires high power.

Although this modified car is broken, it has good power.

Under the control of Lin Yu.

The car drove smoothly on the beach.

"Mimi, sit tight, I'm ready to speed up the drift."

drift?

Hear these two words.

Yang Mi's heart almost jumped out of her chest.

I had known that my husband would play like this.

Even if I beat her to death, I wouldn't even get in the car.

Lin Yu slammed the accelerator heavily.

The speed of the car suddenly increased.

Then he jerked the steering wheel.

The car suddenly swerved and spun 360 degrees on the spot.

The violent rotation of the tires splashed countless sand.

"Teacher Lin's driving skills are amazing, right? Not only can he drive, he can also drive!"

"Didn't you see the two words "Wait a minute" on the car? This is not a good idea of ​​drifting!"

"Teacher Lin is good at everything, but it's a bit expensive for props."

"I guess the directing team is silently cursing people."

"Spread the word: Shocked! Lin Yu and Yang Mi almost shook the car apart."

"Upstairs, UC reports tomorrow, the position is general manager.

Under Lin Yu's several consecutive drifts.

Yang Mi was so dizzy that her stomach was churning.

She couldn't bear it anymore, so she got out of the car first.

He limped when he walked.

Three old men, He Jiong, Huang Lei, and Xu Zheng, spread a piece of cloth on the beach and sat together to take a look.

He Juan was full of praise and said: "Lin Yu can really do everything. He can drive so well. He is full of talent."

Huang Lei sighed: "Yes, it's good to be young."

Xu Zheng's real-name envy: "Lin Yu has a good physique and is full of energy. Otherwise, it would be too much for the whole family to have so many people around him."

At this time, Sister Zi 3.9 Feng brought a few small buckets and handed one to Tuantuan Ball.

The two milk dumplings started picking up shells on the beach.

They all want to pick up enough shells.

String them together and wear them around dad's neck.

In this way, they express their love for their father.

Everyone is working hard.

Tuantuan urged: "Sister, pick up more shells, pick up many, many, many, and put them all around your neck.

Qiuqiu smiled naively and said: "Give daddy a hundred catties of shells to wear."

Tuantuan was stunned: "Do you know how much one hundred pounds is?"

Qiuqiu shook his head: "I don't know. Anyway, I will wear as many as I can for my father."

There are many shells on this beach.

In less than half an hour, the two milk dumplings picked up half the bucket.

I couldn't lift it anymore, so I had to give it to Yang Mi.

Reba didn't bring her daughter, so it was very relaxing.

She and Zhao Xiaogu handed their mobile phones to Liu Shishi and asked her to take selfies of them.

They are die-hard besties after all.

Even because of Lin Yu, there were some rifts between the best friends.

It's not comparable to outsiders like Da Tiantian.

Da Tiantian walked around alone in the sea, very bored.

He Ji stood up and shouted to Peng Peng.

"Peng Peng, come with me to get the tools and get ready to catch the sea!"

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